Nthawi zambiri, sikofunikira kuti akhale "Mgimo adamaliza" kuti amvetsetse kuti womasulirayo watayika "womasulidwa" ndipo adapanga zenizeni zake. Ndipo akhoza kukhala wokongola kwambiri!
Tinatola zitsanzo zowoneka bwino za zinthu zofananira zofananira ndi mabwalo omasulira ndi mabwalo. Chiweto!Cholinga Cholinga
Nkhani yosamutsa zasayansi ikufotokoza anthu omwe njoka anali asanakhale miyendo. Mwachitsanzo, adalemba - adapeza mafupa ndi njoka zowopsa "ndi miyendo isanu ndi umodzi." Anthu omwe sanakhulupirire (osati pamaso pa miyendo motero, koma kutalika kwake ndi kuchuluka), anakwera kuti ayang'ane magwero - zidapezeka Kutalika kwa mikono isanu ndi umodzi. (kutalika koyambirira).
Zozizwitsa zamankhwala
"Corlary ndi Thupi" ndi mndandanda wabwino kwambiri, sindingathe kuziwona mu chiyambi. Tsiku lina anali kusangalala, kumva kuti mwatanthauzira: "Koma m'mbuyomu, jakisoni wochokera m'mimba!"Zida zowopsa - poto!
Unali mu mbale yotsuka ku Spain. Sitolo idagulitsa zinthu zokongola kwambiri za ntchito ya wolemba. Pa mtengo wamtengo pansi pa miphika siginecha inali ku Spain, Italiya ndi Russian: "Pentale Fuoco Deduro", " Kuwombera powombera ". Mwezi wachitatu ndikuseka, kukumbukira ... (Zoona, "mbale zotseguka."
Hotelo
Ndimagwira ntchito yokopa alendo. Nthawi ndi nthawi imaphulika. Mapeyala awiri a sabata yatha amangokakamizidwa. Za ntchito za hotelo: "Zochita zoseketsa kunja kwanu mukukuyembekezerani." Pafupifupi kutsegulidwa kwa hoteloyo kuti: "Woyang'anira General ... anati:" Tsiku lililonse timasangalatsidwa kwambiri potiphunzitsa. " Inde. Ndikuganiza kuti pa tsiku loyambirira la hotelo, kukondwerera kudzafika pamlingo wotere kuti mwambowo ubwerere kufikira chomaliza cha filimuyo. Ofiyira ".Anamwali ndi owopsa
Kutanthauzira kwa ntchito ya Ursula Le Guin kuti: "Akazi okwatirana Akazi nthawi ndi nthawi, ovutika, nawonso amakhala pamahatchi, ndipo nawonso, sanakwatire kukhoma la Hallan; Ndipo tsopano, atakhala pachisoni chachikulu, namwalinso ndi wachinyamata, namwali wachiwawa, akuthamanga ndi mphepo yakumpoto kwa minda ya Arryen pa mahatchi omata. " Pali kutanthauzira kuyandikira kwa choyambirira, koma ndi chiyani, chabwino, chosangalatsa: "... atakhala pachisoni chachikulu, Oa Re-bra valnish ya Brown." Kodi mtsikana yemwe ali ndi chiwerewere ndi namwali wachiwawa?
Ndimapempha poto, woyembekezera
Kanema wina mu TV. Masuli a Russia: " Po pan . Mkazi. Ali ndi pakati. " Eya, zonse, Pan-payov, phala limakhala lodzikongoletsa, linafika. Mwachilengedwe, chimango chotsatira ndi chimpanzi, dzina lasayansi la sayansi la turlodytes.
Zozizwitsa Zodabwitsa
Kuyang'ana mndandanda wa NCIS, Nyengo 4, ku News Translation. Bwewa likunena za gulu la "Zock". Amafunsidwa kuti izi ndi za ofesiyo, ndipo Ziva zikufotokoza kuti: "Awa ndi Ayuda a Orthodox amene amadalitsa akufa." Awa ndi osintha zipembedzo ...Dzithandizeni
Ndidawerenga Lois Mcmaster Budjald (kumasulira), za ma ma cyssey ena a ma cyschec conekosigan. Kufotokozera za phwando, Fursca Cinema-Domino: "Makilomita adabwera patebulo ndipo adadzithandiza kuchokera m'mbale, omwe alendo onse adayikidwa."
(Limodzi mwa ndemanga:
Nyengo Zisanu ndi Ziwiri ndi mazira
Ngwazi zazikulu za buku limodzi womasulira mwanjira inayake zimavala chovala cha "Semison". Mukuyankhula motsutsana ndi nyengo zisanu ndi ziwiri zomwe zidawerengedwa? Ndipo chakudya cham'mawa m'banja lake panali nyama yankhumba komanso "mazira okazinga" ... Rzhal mokweza. Mwa njira, kwinakwake kumakumana ndi chakudya cham'mawa monga "nyama yankhumba ndi mazira". Tanthauzo Labwino kwa Mwamuna Wangwiro! :)Mwa njira yokhudza mazira
Malinga ndi NTV, nkhani zidawonetsa chiwembu chokhudza mtundu wina wa supernya wa Museum ku London. Kuphatikiza chidutswa cha lipoti la ndege. Pali wapolisi pamenepo nati: "Tsoka ilo, sitinakhale ndi mphamvu zokwanira kuti tisawagwire ..." Ndiye kuti, palibe kokwanira. Wotanthauzira ali ndi malingaliro ake: "Tsoka ilo, sitinakhale ndi mphamvu zaumuna zokwanira kuti ziwagwire!"
Brimant Mont Amor
Amasewera kwambiri, zimakhala choncho, ndizotheka kumasulira mayina azomwe zimakhalira (akadali moyo). Mwachitsanzo, "ndikadali moyo ndi akhwangwala" - "Ndimakhalabe ndi ngodya", ndipo "ndikadali moyo ndi biringanya" - " Moyo wabata ndi biringanya“.
Amayimbanso
Mphembala imodzi yodziwika bwino, serbian yodziwitsa pang'ono, adaganiza zodutsa ma Hermitage kupita ku alendo obwera kwa Serbia. Atafika kumapeto kwa wotchi "pikoko" muholo yaku Paviion, monganso ku Serbian "Pucack", adachoka kunja kwa mutu wake. Mwa fanizo, linapangidwa bungwe: pikoko - mbalame ya banja la nkhuku - nkhuku, chifukwa chake padzakhala Beacon mwankhanza. "Beacon" akuwonetsa mchira ndi woyimba, "zinafika kumapeto. Choyamba, ma Perb adayamba, tsiku lotsatira dipatimenti yonse ya Surbia idagwa - mawu oti "Beoc" adadzakhala mawu a zilembo zitatu zomwe amalemba mu mipanda.Chachikulu komanso chokoma
Mbiri yokhudza maphunziro achiheberi kwa obwera kumene. Mtsikanayo adakonza nkhani ya azitona. Ndipo "maolivi" m'Chiheberi ndizofanana kwambiri ndi "mamembala". Ndipo apa akunena (ndipo samvetsetsa chifukwa chomwe mphunzitsi amatsikira pansi) Izi: "Mamembala ndi obiriwira, amakula ku Spain ndi mayiko ena akumpoto ... mu Israeli! "
Mnyamata, mtsikana ...
Philip Dick, "Munthu Wonse Waukulu": "Sinali gulu lankhondo, osati lankhondo lokhala ndi chidwi, omwe ... Dzazani makhoma otsika mtengo, omwe makhoma a Maluwa osati unyamata woyamba, kuzungulira zala zam'madzi zam'mawere ... "Blonde kapena Blondi - kwa womasulira, monga nthabwala, kapena kusiyana!Van, Tu, Fries ... zauzimu!
Malangizo abwino
Pearl wochokera kwa "kunyumba yekha 2". Zochitika: M'modzi mwa zigawenga ziwiri, kalasi yakale, "ndodo" pachithumba cha kukongola kopitilira, ndipo amadula ndi physinity. Wachiwiri akuti: "Ukutumikirani zolondola!" ("Chifukwa chake muyenera!") Kutanthauzira motere: "Gwiritsani dzanja lamanja!"Uzani mnzanu
Kuchokera pa kanema. Amuna awiri alowa bar, ndipo wina akuti: "Kwa ine, mowa ndi mzanga - Jim Mtengo wa Jim". Womasulira umafuna kuti: "Beer ndi bwenzi langa Jim Bima!"
Zoseketsa pang'ono
DJ pa wayilesi kawiri motsatana mkati mwa sabata yomasuliridwa nyimbo ya Cheryl Crowe "Chosangalatsa" kotero: "Chilichonse chomwe ndikufuna kuchita ndikuseketsa pang'ono."Galu amatha kukula
M'nkhani yokhudza chuma: " Ndalama zolipirira Grew ndi 20 peresenti. " Chozizwitsa, komwe Dachshonds - am'mimba amapezeka, ndi zomwe amawadyetsa kumeneko ...
(Misonkho ya Marginal - Beteni yayikulu yamisonkho.)
Simungabe kubereka
Wogulitsa kanemayo, mphunzitsi (wochitidwa ndi Denis Hopper), amalowa mu ubale wapamtima ndi wophunzira wake. Chithunzi: Amapita pagalimoto, mtsikanayo akumuuza kuti ali ndi pakati. Hooker hopper imayimira galimoto, amatuluka. Mphunzitsi modzidzimutsa. Mtsikanayo amakanikiza hood, ndipo, akuti: "Ndikungobera" ("Shagged"). Womasulira "amatonthoza" ngwazi ya pakamwa pake: "Ndimangokumana ndi mwanayo."Kuwotchedwa kuntchito
Amayang'ana pofalitsa kanema "roboocop" pa CT CHAND KONSE. Mmodzi mwa otsogolera kampaniyo amadandaula ndi mutu wa Enterprise - pamaso pa loboti ya apolisi. Robokop akuti sangavulaze ntchito. Pambuyo pake, chef mwadzidzidzi ndikufuula aliyense modabwitsa kuti: "Watenthedwa !!!" - Ndipo kenako modzidzimutsa Robokop, chisangalalo cha chilengedwe chonse, chimapha chigawenga kufikira imfa, ngakhale ndi malangizo otchulidwa okha! Kalanga, omasulira anali osadziwika kuti mawu oti "kuchotsedwa" (moto) ...
Baba kuchokera ku VIZA
Mmodzi mwa ena ozindikira adamvera nyimboyo Bob Marley "Palibe mkazi, osalira" ndikumasulidwa nati: "Palibe akazi - misozi - misozi."
Njira yolimba
Wophunzirayo adamasulira lembalo kuchokera ku Chingerezi, ndipo mawu achisoni ndi okhwima m'malo mwa "khoma, pepani" ndi "Mmawa" ndi "mowa" ndi "mowa" ndi "mowa". Ndipo mmalo mwakuti womwalirayo ndi wabodza m'bokosili anali wachisoni, adapezeka kuti m'mawa anali ndi cnance chifukwa cha mowa!Jenny shake
Colombo amalowa m'chipindacho kwa mtsikana wachichepere ndipo akufuna kuti alankhule naye. Kenako china chake choseketsa chimachitika. Msungwana wa Jenny (mwina, kuchokera manyazi pakuwona kwa Colombo) amayamba monga Chingachguk, mudzitchenjeza za munthu ameneyo: "Jenny adzayankha." Zimangowonjezera "Hao!", Ndipo mutha kuitana Goyko Mitich ku ntchito iyi. Ndipo matembenuzidwe olondola ndi otopetsa, "inde:" Ndikufuna kukufunsani mafunso angapo, Abiti Jenny. " - "Mutha kungobwera Jenny." ("Jenny azichita".)
Ndiye ndinu ndani, dumbledore!
Michael Ganbon Borbon Pamwamba pa Gear: "Ndine dumbledore ..." Kutanthauzira kopanda tanthauzo kuchokera ku Russia: " Ndine khomo lopusa ...“
Mafanizo: Shuttlando