Limawerengedwa, zikuonekeratu, kuti popanda iye, kunja kwa maluso apadera apadera a Haul ndi Kitchen, mwamuna, mwachitsanzo, mwana wamwamuna amatambasula miyendo yake. Ngakhale sadzafa ndi njala, ndiye kuti mbendera yoyera iponyere pambuyo pa 12, itatha pomwe idzabwezeretsanso chopambana. Zikadakhala wopusa kwambiri, zingakhale zamanyazi. Chifukwa amuna kunyumba sakhala opanda thandizo. Amasangalala ndikumakondwera kutengera kusowa kwakuti atsala okha. Pankhaniyi, ndikofunikira kuti musankhe mozizira, zomwe ndizofunikira: osachita bwino kuti zonse zikhala bwino pano, kapena chete , monga apisitere, sapita pa zigawenga ndikupitilizabe kutchetcha pansi pa muzu.
Kusokoneza pang'ono kwa mwana. Si Atate aliyense wokonzeka kuti adzade ndi njala mwana wake akuvutika chifukwa ndi waulesi kwambiri. Chifukwa chake ndikadali bwino kuwonetsa zonyezimira zowopsa, makamaka popeza sizivuta konse. Kuphatikiza apo, mwa njira, mutha kuwononga mwana pang'ono. Chowonadi ndi chakuti amayi nthawi zambiri amadyetsa ana omwe ali ndi vuto la Universal "Eccchitoda", nthawi zina amachepetsa menyu ndi chakudya "chete". Ndipo apa titha kufunsa zomwe munthu wina amafunadi kufupikitsa. Sizoona kuti zilakolako zidzatha kukwaniritsa - simuli wophika osati mayi. Koma mwanayo amvetsetsa zonse, ndipo malingaliro ake ndi kufunika kwake kukhuta. "Abambo amafunsa malingaliro anga, ndipo amayi satero." Chifukwa chake ndikofunikira ku Villain, lolani kuti hystery hystery kukondweretsedwa!
Chakudya
Woyamba, mtundu wosavuta wa kadzutsa wachangu ndi mazira owuma. Fry Bacon kapena ham, kutsanulira mazira kuchokera kumwamba, ndikukhometsa pang'ono, sikofunikira kusama. Kuchokera kumwamba, mutha kuwaza ndi tchizi yokazinga. Mphindi zokomera zikukonzekera, onyengedwa ndi ngozi. Mwana wathanzi akukhomedwa mazira ndi zothandiza, komanso zokoma. Ngati, zoona, iye alibe ziwengo pamazira. Tikuganiza kuti Atate amadziwa mtundu wa zoletsa za chakudya.
Njira ina ndi phala. Kuphika oatmeal pa mkaka malinga ndi malangizo omwe ali pa paketi ya "Hercules" kapena zowonjezera zingakhalepo. Vuto lomwe limapezeka limatha kutsekedwa ndi tchizi kapena kupanikizana kapena zonse ziwiri.
Njira yachitatuyi ndi yovuta. Tiyenera kuthamanga tchizi. M'malo mwake, mwachidziwikire, cheesecake sikuti Binn Netthton, ndipo ngati nthawi yakwana, chisangalalo chomwe chidalandilidwa kuchokera kwa mwana wake wa patelefoni ndi amayi ake kudzakhala ndi chidwi. "Ndipo ine ndi bambo ndi ine chifukwa cha tchizi" - MMM!
Chifukwa chake apa. Kwa awiri: 350 magalamu a kanyumba tchizi, mazira awiri, spoons asanu ndi limodzi a ufa, ma shuga awiri a shuga, mchere pang'ono. Muzifuna kanyumba tchizi ndi mazira, shuga ndi ufa (ufa wowonjezerapo - ndi cheesery atulutsa zowonda kwambiri, pang'ono pang'ono - zodekha komanso "zodekha"). Preheat poto, kuthira mafuta ndikuyika mipira pamenepo kuchokera ku kanyumba tchila mtanda, ndikuwatenga ndikusandulika makeke. Mwachangu mphindi zochepa kupita kutumphuka kwa golide, bwerera, kubwereza. Maphikidwe apaintaneti amakangana kuti onse kuphika onse amatenga theka la ola, koma sitisuta ndi mwana, motero tidzayika mphindi 15 pazokwanira.
Mgonero
Ndikofunikira kuvutitsa ndikuphika chakudya chamadzulo cha mbale zitatu. Poyamba tikhala ndi msuzi wa nkhuku. Ossters (ogulitsidwa m'masitolo) kuthira madzi, kubweretsa kwa chithupsa, mchere, bulb (posankha), kuyang'ana kununkhira kwina (kuyang'ana zokometsera). Chotsani chithovu, kuphika mpaka mutatopa, koma osachepera theka la ola. Kenako ikhoza kuperekedwa ngati msuzi wofanana, ndi croutons (pali chopondera? Ndipo ngati ndikupeza podula dzira. Ndipo inunso mutha kugona pamenepo, mwachitsanzo, masamba oundana a ayisikilimu, kapena vermicmilli kenako ndiye msuzi wokhazikika. ("Abambo Anandipatsa Msuzi!").
Lachiwiri tidzakhala ndi nsomba. Pali vuto: Ana sakonda nsomba kwambiri. Zimachitika chifukwa cha ulesi: nsomba ziyenera kulumikizidwa kale mu mbale, chotsani mafupa ang'onoang'ono, ndikuyika zala zanu. Mutha kulimbana ndi kulira uku kapena kuchenjera. Mutha kupanga nsomba zopanda moyo zopanda moyo, mutha kuchotsa mafupa onse m'malo odyera, mutha kugula a Cambal. Njira yomaliza ndi luso lanzeru. Ndi mtengo wotsika mtengo, wogulitsidwa kale wovala komanso wopanda masikelo. Ziyenera kungoyamika mchere waukulu (wocheperako adzakwaniranso, koma ndiye kuti poni?) Ndipo aponyedwe poto wokazinga, madzi ambiri okhala ndi masamba mafuta. Popanda mbale yam'mbali, ndibwino kutero. Chilichonse ndi chophweka: Kuchitika kwambiri pachitofu, mwayi wowonjezereka womwe chinayatsidwa ndikufa. Kuchulukana kumabwera ndi luso, chifukwa izi muyenera kuphika pafupipafupi, ndipo ndife aulesi.
Ngati mwanayo akutsutsana ndi nsomba (ndipo ife, tidzakumbutsa, osamudyetsa ndi luso la eschichtodayt "), ndiye kuti ali ndi makeke, tili ndi makeke okazinga a nkhosa. Kapena ng'ombe, ngati wina sakonda mwanawankhosa. Chosangalatsa ndichakuti, pali amuna ambiri amene sakonda Mwanawankhosa? Izi nthawi zambiri zimakhala zosangalatsa kwa opusa: Gulani chakudya chambiri, kugula zinthu za cilantro, ndikusakaniza ndi minced sosensi yamphamvu (siyani nthabwala zanu zotentha). Palibe gross - wamba yemwe ali ndi mafuta ochepera. Ngati pali poto yokwanira komanso yokazinga, ndiye kuti ndibwino kuti muchotse nyemba zobiriwira zobiriwira - zokoma, zokoma, sizikhala nthawi konse. Chinthu chachikulu sicho kuthetsa ichi - ndicho chokoma, ngati mabowo ndi onse pafupifupi semi-kudutsa.
Mgonero
Chakudya chamadzulo chidzabweranso ku chakudya chamadzulo. Chifukwa lingaliro loti asiya banja tsiku lonse, ndipo sanafe kuti ali ndi njala, koma iwo amadzibwalitsa, Adzakhala opikisana naye. Chifukwa chake chepetsa tiyi ndi masangweji. Ndipo musaiwale: munthu wachikulire ayenera kukhala wopanda thandizo, mwanjira ina amakakamizidwa kugwira ntchito.