Karl Marx anati chipembedzo "opiamu a anthu." Ulnin-lenin pang'ono adatsitsa pang'ono kuti: Sitingakhale okhwima kwambiri komanso kuyerekeza chipembedzo ndi kusuta.
Wosakhulupilira chauta Sindisuta. Kusuta kumakhala koopsa.
Ganostic: Zitha kukhala zowopsa, mwina siziri, izi ndizotsutsana. Iyemwini? Ayi, sindisuta.
Amakhulupirira: Ndili wamanjenje, ndimakuwa kukoka zingapo, koma osati, osati, fodya, Ap-O.
Woyendetsa Taxi: Sindisuta, koma pali mapaketi atatu mu chipinda chophimba.
Achibale ndi anansi : Chabwino, musasute ndipo musasute, kubuula, koma osalimba, kapena kapena tsikani payekha!
Hoker: Ndimapita kukasuta ndi amuna aliyense wodutsa. Ndipo chakuti - ntchito, ntchito, ndi kuyankhula liti?
Ngirako Mormon : Kugulitsa Kwambiri Kwa Mphamvu Yanu !!!
Agogo kutchalitchi : Ndipo pano ndi kudzipha, kudzipha kodzifuna?
Maintaneti Orthodox : Belrorrrrr !!!! Worday Russian Blomorrr !!!
Oyimira miyambo yazachipembedzo : Inde, inde, WhiteAr. Ha ha ha, White, White, timakonda White, fodya, osafunikira, ndi Whil, ndi kulibe, kuti ndi oyera. Komabe, patali, ndizotheka kwa Hoahh. Koma Whitehor Ayankhidwa, Haha. Haha. IR.
Anticturic : Kusuta kuvulaza ndi 90% kumalumikizidwa ndi zinthu - ma renols, ma phenols. Nicotine palokha ndivulaza.
Wosililikwambr : Yemwe sasuta ndipo samamwa, wathanzi udzafa!