Ngwazi yatsopano ya Facebook: Bomzh Albert. Basi Albert.

Malinga ndi diary ya wokondedwa wathu FB-blogger Sasha Stova obalalika malembawo a Scylow ndi Witperw Ponta. Tidawatenga pankhani imodzi kuchokera ku lingaliro loyamba la nkhope, kugawa zojambula ndi nyengo. M'nyengo yozizira ndi chilimwe mu mtundu umodzi, Bomzh Albert - carisma.

Kasupe 2014

Pafupi ndi mpingo wathu, ma bums akhala akukhala. Ndipo malingaliro, ndi fungo - - zonse zili momwe ziyenera. Koma ali ndi wapadera. Ndendezi zichitika kuti zichitike zitsanzo, ndiye kuti chimanga, ndiye kuti magaziniyo ndi "kukopana" mu mthunzi kumavumbula. Pomwe ine m'malo mwa ine ndi ndalama zidamupatsa gulu lomwe lili ndi soseji, adatambasulira dzanja lake nati:

- Ndipulumutseni, Mulungu! Ozizira?

- Kuzizira, - ntun.

- Chabwino. Nthawi yotsatira kukoka ndi kutentha. Zomwe sizili zotentha kwambiri, schaib sizinatenthedwe. Ndipo nthawi yotsiriza andibweretsera tiyi, ndili m'mazira ambiri, "akutero," inati: "

Dzina lanu ndi Albert. Bum Albert. Wokhoza komanso woliwa.

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Alge Albert adayamba kukhala eshete. Anzake akukhala ndi ochepa, ndipo adakokera bokosi labwino kwambiri, nakomera mitundu yosiyanasiyana, ndipo amawerengera zaposachedwa kwa nyuzipepala "Bendi Sokolnikov".

- Chomwe chimasuntha ndi chiyani? - Ndikufunsa.

Albert adagwera kuchokera ku nyuzipepala, adasunthira nkhope yake yotupa, ndipo adazengereza ku Iye yekha:

- kununkha!

Chilimwe 2014.

Budddy bum Albert m'chilimwe adasowa kwambiri. Apa ndimapita kale - amakhala. Idyani kena kake kuchokera ku dongo lakale lauto.

- "- Ndikunena, - kusowa?

- patchuthi inali, - kutafuna.

- kutali?

- Ayi, apa ali pafupi. Ku Crimea.

- Ndipo, - ine ndikuti, - Crimea?

- Crimea? - Ndi pakamwa. - Crimea - athu! ..

Yophukira 2014.

Kuzizira kwa canine kunafika ku likulu la amayi athu. Alge albert anamwa bulangeti kukhetsa ndi mlembi wa nyuzipepala "Aif - Health". Kuweruza ndi fungo ndi malingaliro, adakutidwa ndi iwo omwe nthawi zambiri amatsukidwa mu chimbudzi.

"Moni," ndikunena, ndipo ndimatambasula Abelle. "

"Masana abwino," Albert Nods. Chadzala chambiri cha pansi pa bulangeti, ndipo dzanja limawonekera kuchokera pamenepo.

- Ndi chiyani? - Ndikunena.

- Makasitomala okhazikika - kuchotsera, - Albert, shara nyuzipepala ndi wodalirika.

Zima 2014-2015

Buddy Boxy Bombzh Albert amapakidwa komanso ku Kedah. Iye ndi Nthano. Zakumwa kuchokera ku China China popanda kuzizira.

"Albert," ndikuti, "Iwe umwa zinyalala zilizonse!"

- NGO! - Zinthu za Albert, ndikuyang'ana pamiyendo ya asserby asses.

"Kuchokera kwa inu," ndikuti, "The Opole Safets. Palibe aliyense!

- Ndipo ine, ndipo kotero, - Nods, - sabata popanda ndalama. Gus adapambana m'mawa adapatsa imodzi, alendo okhala ndi basi. Pulumutsani AMBUYE, koma ndichita?

Ndikukoka ngongole pa euro khumi.

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Bump Albert mu Cashmere Chovala ndi osimbika amawerenga magazini ". Akumwetulira. Mwamuna wakuda wazungu wakuda amaganiza masentimita - kupaka magalimoto. Windo likuyendetsa pansi, Albert akufuula kwa iye:

- Sungani! Phokoso - kudzakhala ku Gangrene!

Albert, osakweza mitu yake:

- Ndani yemwe ali ndi vuto, ndipo ali ndi chinzonono chachitsulo!

Ndi kugulitsa akazi kwa azimayi kumayang'ana.

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Bumbge Albert kutafuna Pahlav, ndipo zinyenyeswazi kuchokera ku ndevu zimagwedezeka, mpheta. Sparobushki amadya achinyamata ang'ono kuyambira phulali.

- apa, - Albert akuti, - Monga iwe, akazi!

- Ndi chiyani?

- Pali chuma chachuma - kuthamanga nthawi yomweyo! Ndipo ngati mukunenabe kuti muscovite ...

Ndi manja amphamvu ndi dzanja.

Kasupe 2015.

Budddy Boyzh Albert ovala masamba a kasupe. Mu ndevu, chitsanzo chaufumu. Pamiyendo ya nsapato zacht. Pamutu komanso wosawoneka wakhungu, wolowa bwino kwambiri. Wofunda komanso wokongola. Alberta ayenera kukhala wokongola - ndiye eshete.

- Muli bwanji? - Ndikunena.

Albert kilika khofi, akuwoneka m'maso ndi nods:

- Chabwino, koma ndimatenga theka pansi!

- Ndi chiyani chotsika?

- milomo yolowera pansi. Osakhala mu lalanje, koma ofiira.

Ndinapita kukapanga milomo yatsopano.

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Bomb Albert adayamba kuyang'ana wogulitsa kuchokera masamba. Kuti babu ipite, idzaonetsa kuti ndikulakwitsa pakhomo ndi kupita ku Landiri.

"Tatiana Petrovna," Albert akutsutsa, "nthawi zambiri ndimamva bwino. Akuti ndimawoneka wachichepere, ndipo nthawi zonse pa "inu".

- Kodi zimakhala bwanji?

- "Mnyamata! Mumandipanga osakhulupirika! ".

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Thamangani lero paki. M'misiri yachitatu, ndikuwona - pali chihema choyala, chomwe chimaphwanyika. Pali ziphuphu zozungulira: zobiriwira zobiriwira, pa khwala chofiyira, ndipo padziko lapansi limakhala pa Albert yopanda nyumba ndikusintha mitundu yonse.

- O, - Puff, - Kusamukira ku Zachilengedwe?

"Kwa Eroto," Amafuulira dzanja lake, likulira. - Palibe chovala! Mwa anthu satulutsa chilichonse! Sangalalani! Ndibwera chaka chatha!

Chilimwe 2015.

Bomb Albert lero ku Panama, Flip-flops ndi chovala chamaliseche.

- Ndikunena moni. - Malo osambira magalimoto?

- Chifukwa cha mpweya! - Kusambira zovala, ndi kusungunula pansi pake. - Ndipita kukataya kasupe!

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Ma Busm Abert mumthunzi wa domes ndi nsapato zakuda zimadya chivwende. Madzi akudula pa zovala, pa tayi, pankhope ya mahule m'magazini "wokongoletsedwa". Mphamvu imodzi ya chivwende imadyedwa, kutumphuka kumagona pansi, ndipo odutsawo amaponya pomwepo.

- Sungani Boh, Sungani Boh, - Albert Squala, - Albert Stone, ndasanditsa, ndatsala lero!

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- Ndi dziko liti lomwe adayendayenda! Ufumu! - Bulumy Albert imakula, kusuntha zala zake mu nsapato ndi mphuno zoseweretsa. - Ndi nthawi ziti! Peyala! Pichesi!

"Mudzatumizidwa ku malo okhalamo mu ufumuwu, pano ndi mapeyala," grumps mmwamba.

- Madam, ndinu akapolo a zokonda pa assera. Ndipo ndili mfulu, ndikupepesa chifukwa cha Austro-Hungary!

Mu lacquer ya Chaputala mazana asanu ndi m'mawa anali kale.

Yophukira 2015.

Bomzh Albert, woonda wowoneka bwino, adawona chida chodabwitsa cha chitsa cha misomali.

- e * lo buluu, koma ndi manimu! - atamponya kuchokera kwa iye kuchokera kuzolowera mnzake.

Albert, akupitiliza kudula:

- kusiyanitsa zopatsa chidwi.

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Bombge Albert amayiyika UShanka, adasintha mawombeza chilimwe nthawi yachilimwe ndikununuka sock. Ndi mtundu, sock adatifikira ku Mesozoic.

- Masokosi a Steve!

"Zabwino," Albert Nods. - akadali abambo. Ndipo tsopano bambo pa loimitsa "Pre Joobrazhensky". Ndipo kumanzere popanda masokosi!

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BUMGE ALBERT PHERS komanso mpango waubweya wakumwa tiyi, ndikuyembekeza chala chofiirira. Moyang'anizana naye ndi mzere wokhazikika, majika, amaliseche ndikumwa.

- Mosangalatsa! - Albert amawatulutsa mbali.

- Zabwino ndi ziti?

- "Chisanu - VOIVODD LITH! Kukula kwanu! " Wokongola, onani! ..

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