Ntchito Zamalungu sabata ya Ofesi ya Office ya plankton imabweretsa chisangalalo chochuluka. Misonkhano, malipoti, makonzedwe okonzekera, malipoti ... ndipo ngati gulu lili ndi munthu amene akupukuta, ndiye kuti ali ndi nkhawa. Pics.ru adatenga njira zopampha kapena kupatukana ndi zopanga ndi kusangalatsa. Osasokoneza aliyense! Ndipo musanene kuti ndife!
Pali mitundu yonse ya njira zabwino, monga: Chotsani lipoti la kotala, kuponya zosindikizira, kukwiyitsa wamkuluyo, kumwa gulu lankhondo kapena kubisalira bala pa batire. Koma kodi muyenera kugwiritsa ntchito moyo wanu pa zinyalala zofananazo? Sot, choncho mosangalatsa komanso ndi kukula!Khalani mwadzidzidzi ngati nsomba mu tchire la Blueberry
Mankhwala kapena mchere, wokhala ndi chakudyacho, palibe amene sangadabwe aliyense. Madontho a LSD mu tiyi kapena khofi amapatsanso chisangalalo kwambiri komanso nthawi yayitali! Palibe amene angakuikireni: chabwino, mudakhala kuti okongola komanso abwino kuchokera kumbali zonse za LSD?
Osatenthedwa ndi atsikana
Mwachitsanzo, mowa kuchokera pa bar ya wophika. Ndiye ndi chiyani chomwe chimapezeka kwa zaka 40 zokha, pepani kapena chiyani? Koma mudzatha kuphunzira nawo magazi kuti mumve tsatanetsatane wa moyo (ndi luso) la mdani wanu, ngati muli ndi mwayi - nkhani yonse kuyambira paubwana wanga komanso za zoo za cockerel kuvutitsa, chifukwa chake alibe mwayi mwachikondi. Zoyenera - lembani chilichonse pa kamera, pangani zithunzi zopukutira, kenako ndikuyika pa YouTube ndikutumiza ulalo wa aliyense (ndipo panjira yoyamba - onetsetsani).
Osalondola
Magulu osiyanasiyana (alipo, inde) pali malangizo ambiri, momwe angavulaze galimoto ya anzanu. Mwachitsanzo, okonkhedwa mwachangu, kotero kuti nkhundazi zinawulukira ndipo zonse zidaledzera, ndidalankhula ndikuthawa. Sitikupereka kwa chabwino: Thirani pa hood Valeryanka, aletse iwo kuti aletse nyama yatsopano kuti akope agalu, ndi mchere pang'ono - mwadzidzidzi, moose, moose, modzidzimutsa, moose, mooose, ofuna, moose, mooose apeza zofuna? Mutha kuthirabe kuzungulira penti yofiyira, ndi thunthu kuti muyike thupi la ambuye a chef!
Onetsani Cenje
Perekani tchuthi china ndi zisanu ndi ziwiri-zisanu ndi ziwiri-zisanu ndi ziwiri-zisanu ndi ziwiri zokuza ndi baund. Cholimbikitsa kuti mudali otsimikiza kuti BDSM ndi bizinesi, chitukuko, malonda ndi malonda. Ayi, chabwino, sichoncho?
Kumbukirani Urity
Ngati mukufunadi kuponyera mdaniyo mwa wotsutsa ndi mkate, kudula kapena sangweji yowonongeka, siyimani! Kumbukirani kuti simungathe kutaya chakudya - ponyani mpeni!
Gwiritsani ntchito zonse
Wodwala? Chidule, izi ndi zomwe mukufuna! Kubwera ku ofesi ndi tsiku lonse ndilona kumadzina kwambiri pamutu wocheperako kuchokera ku mutu wa chidani, kutsokomola ndikusiyidwa ndi makwerero omwe amagwiritsidwa ntchito, palibe chomwe sichikufuna Muziyesa!) Ndipo yesani khosi ndi kulondola kwa momwe mukumvera ndi kusasangalala. Mutha kunyambita khutu lake kapena kupsompsona chidwi ndi chilankhulo (njira yolimbikitsira kwambiri). Tengani mnzake kuti akutengeni ku nyumbayo, ikani pabedi, kutsatira bulangeti, kudyetsa kupanikizana kuchokera pa supuni ndipo ndi amayi a amayi anu! Kapena anbeit akudwala kapena amalimbitsa Mzimu, palibe kanthu apa.
Onjezerani paranoia
Kundiuza moona mtima komanso moona mtima kwa mnzake kumapangitsa nkhani yamagetsi kuchititsa minofu ya tsiku limodzi ndi tsiku la bwenzi lanu lomwe ndayiwala ndikuchotsa zipinda za pol. Ndikwabwino kuchita izi pamaso pa msonkhano wofunika, pomwe wogwira naye ntchito ayenera kuchita. Lolani kukhala ndimalingaliro pa tsoka la zipatala zapakhomo kunyumba kwake! Ndipo ngati iye amakhala yekha ndi mphaka, nkhani ya momwe mkazi m'modzi amakhala ndi mphaka, mwadzidzimuka, ndi mphaka wa ku Hidenti adapanga inu! Musaiwale nthawi ndi nthawi kwa chiwanda ndikuseka ndi kupendekera misala m'maso mwanu!
Gwiritsani ntchito matekinoloje apamwamba
Ngati chinthu chodetsa chimagwira ntchito pa kompyuta, ndiye mwayi wanu! Mukuyerekeza nthawi yomwe ogwira nawo ntchito sakhala kuntchito, mumapangitsa proncertkrin ya desktop yake, mumayika ngati scoensaver yakumbuyo ndikubisa zilembo zonse. Kenako, sangalalani ndi zomwe zimapangidwa, chifukwa palibe njira yachidule kapena icon yomwe imayambitsidwa. Kotero kuti kukayikira sikukugwerani, mumayatsa "Blonde", pezani matope a Shamanic, mutha kuwaza ndi madzi oyera, mutha kuwaza ndi madzi oyera pa Mphamvu zambiri. Ngakhale zili bwino, mwina ofiira - zotsatira ziwiri! Ndipo musatiuze kuti mulibe botolo lofiira kwa milanduyi kuntchito!
Onjezerani jiisyn
Lowetsani m'malo mwa mnzanuyo pagawo la Palaugh ndikusiyirani dzina la Skype / adilesi ya tsamba la tsamba la Facebook kapena, ngati nambala yafoni. Ngati pali chilichonse, mutha kutsimikizira zomwe ndimangofuna kuthandiza kudzipangira yekha! Ndiuzeni kuti ndinu kasitomala wautali wa gwero ili ndipo mumakonda kwambiri! Mutha kuwonetsa bwino pansi pa zovala zam'mphepete mwa bafuta wanu wachikopa mu ma rivets, ndipo pabuloni yokoka kapu, magalasi a ndege ngati umboni. Pambuyo pake, itanani mnzanu mu bar ya buluu. Kupambana kumatsimikiziridwa.
Kuchulukitsa Kusiyanasiyana
Kusaina adilesi ya ogwira ntchito ku nyuzipepala yonse yosavuta komanso yosatha. Tiyerekeze kuti m'mawa ali ndi ziwonetsero zatsopano, chiwonetsero cha zopambana kuti chikule beet kumpoto kapena mwadzidzidzi pamanja ndalama zochepa. Kapena pangani dzina la nkhani ndikumutumizira dimba la nkhani zanga ndi zithunzi, kanema ndi audio momwe muliri mu mzimu. Ndipo ntchito yonse, inde ntchito - kusungulumwa kokha!
Kusuta kwakukulu
Timatcha njira iyi "yogona Shrew": Tayang'anani pa mnzake "wokhala ndi tanthauzo", kasinthidwe, kachitidwe ka maso, kuyang'ananso ndi kuukondanso. Mwina sizikugwira ntchito, koma simusangalala ndi kusangalatsa maluso anu. Ngati mnzangayo akuyamba kutumiza chidwi, ikani mfumukazi ya chipale chofewa ndikumamvetsetsa. Mwachangu ndi njira zingapo zopita ku projectile. Muloleni avutike ndi umbuli ndi kukonda zowawa! Kapenanso, mutha kuyitanira kuti mumwe, ndipo pano muyenera kuthandiza nambala 1 kuchokera pamndandanda wathu! Timakhulupirira mwa inu! Usatole!