25 Ziyankhulo Zambiri: Du Sproshen Lisamur?

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    Pali buku lodziwika bwino la Chepman wotchedwa Chepman wa Japman wa Japman - "Ziyankhulo Zisanu za Chikondi". Tinaganiza zokupeza ndi kuwonjezera!

    Wina waiwalika, zomwe zili zazifupi za bukuli ndi zotere: Tonsefe timati "chikondi" - ndipo aliyense amatanthauza zinthu zosiyanasiyana. Pamodzi, mawonekedwe owonetsera kuti kumverera kosafa ndi kulumikizana, enawo amadzimva kuti wokondedwa akapatsa maluwa. Ndipo nthawi zina sitimamvetsetsana - ndikuyamba kuwonetsa ndikutsimikizira chikondi chathu ndi wina ndi mnzake ndi chinthu chosangalatsa m'njira. Amafuna kuvutitsa, ndipo mapiko ake amawululidwa ... kapena mosemphanitsa.

    Chaputala cha Mbiriman yoonera kuperewera kwa kuperewera kwa ana lililonse, limafotokoza zilankhulo za wina ndi mnzake ndikuwunikira zidutswa zisanu: mawu olimbikitsa; Nthawi yocheza; mphatso; Thandizeni; Kukhudza (kukumbatirana, kupsompsonana ndi kugonana). Iyemwini akuti pakhoza kukhala gulu la zilankhulo. Chifukwa chake tidaganiza - ndipo ndidayamba kugwira ntchito pa mtanthauzira mawu. Lowani!

    1. Kwezani. Chifukwa chake sanakugulirani T-sheti yopanda pake kuti akufuna kukhumudwitsa. Ndipo chifukwa amakonda. Mukamacheza ndi mnzake wa mnzake, anthu a mackerel ndipo akukonzekera kugwira ntchito mumasekondi. Ndipo uku ndi chilakolako chokhacho, ndipo sadzamutsutsa.

    2. Kungokakamiza. Lamulo la Sande la Ajadoweme awiri, pa nyenyezi ya Sasha Smulanskaya, wopita ku Mr. Binnin ndi woyandikana ndi Justo Nikorovna. Kwa orgasmal sobs ndi sshrukov. Koma osati ndi alendo. Chifukwa cha chikondi. Kapena Lulza Ukwati Ukwati!

    3. Kutsutsana ndi kapangidwe kalengedwe. Mtundu wina wamatsenga. Mumakhudza Friedman Wake wachitsanzo, adzatsogolera Lamulo la Hubble. Pambuyo pa kusintha kwamphamvu, mumagwa komanso osangalala. Mwa njira, popanda nthabwala: kwa ambiri, chidwi chimafotokozedwa pokambirana zamitundu yonse!

    4. Chingwe. Sizotheka pa quasars, osati za mapaipi. Mutha, osachepera momwe mungayeretse karoti - limodzi kapena kudutsa. Zikadakhala zotentha, molimbika. Kodi simukugwirizana nafe? Kodi muli ndi mfundo zisanu ndi chimodzi zomwe sizingachitike? Chovala, mutikonda!

    Azina.
    5. Kulumbira. Simungathe ngakhale za karoti. Ndizotheka popanda chifukwa. Ngati zingakhale zotentha, ndi zotupa zosangalatsa ndikugwira poto wokazinga ... ndiye - kuti muike misozi zingapo zonena za katundu - mukadali ndi nthawi zambiri zotere.

    6. Lembani SMS. Ndi zizindikiro za matchulidwe kapena popanda, okhala ndi malo osungira, mawu atatu kapena mabatani atatu okha, ndili ndi "Ine ndi" Ayi "kapena" Ayi, sindingatamande zokhumudwitsa. " Chinthu chachikulu ndikuti mthumba lanu wokulungidwa nthawi zonse ndikuponderezedwa, ndipo zala zanu zimasakanikira smartphone!

    7. A Nicnunt Nunction. Busks ndi zoo ina, dzuwa ndi kuthawa zakuthambo ndi zaka zamwala. Dzina lamtima kungakhale kupanga mega-chopanga. Ndikudziwa banja mchikondi, pakadali pano mwachikondi kuyimbirana wina ndi mnzake mawu oti "danga".

    8. Pamodzi kuti ubwerere dziko lapansi. Izi, zoona, "nthawi yoimba", koma yapadera. Wonyamula Nafir safuna nthawi yoti apatsidwe kwa iye pafupi ndi makina ochapira. Ingolowetsani pa Tenuria mnzanu kapena kutuluka pansi pa Grand Bazaar, adzamva kuti ali ndi vuto.

    9. Goola. Pygmalion aliyense wamkazi kapena chikondi sakonda ngati chinthucho sichimachepetsa thupi ndi makilogalamu 12, sadzaphunzira Chiswahili ndipo sadzafika mumsewu. Ndiye kuti, gawo loyamba lakuwunikira ku Budhavada.

    Tarak.
    10. Musalimbane ndi ma pemphani. Simudzakhalanso wopanda chikho, ndipo kuzungulira kompyuta yanu sikuli kokha, koma ndimakondabe momwe muliri. Mwana sasintha.

    11. Kondwerani. "Uli kuti?", "Mukuchita chiyani tsopano?", "Anapita? Nanga? "," 20.4.04, ndinu amoyo? " Inde, kondani zoyipa.

    12. Khalani ndi chidwi ndi zochitika za cholengedwa cha wokondedwa wanu wokondedwa. Kuyesetsa mwamphamvu kuchitapo kanthu kuti aphunzire cholowa chosiyana ndi ma havbeki ndi muzu wa gulu lake. Kuyesetsa kwambiri kukwiya kumbukirani kuti ufa ndikofunikira kuti mumveke - ndipo moona mtima amasilira zotsatira za tsoka lachilengedwe.

    13. Phunzirani ndi abwenzi ake. Atazizwa ndi kudziwa kwawo kwa nsanamira kapena eossani. Ndi kuya kwa chidziwitso cha munthu amene akudziwana ndi mphika, ndipo muli ndi miyezi iwiri.

    14. Mverani mosamala. Osasokoneza. Ndi ngwazi. Ola mverani. Awiri mverani. Mverani Chilichonse. Ndipo kenako osafunsa kuti: "Chevo-oh oh ?!", mukapereka: "Ndipo zonse zinkandiuza kuti musunge pa Epulo 23, 2006."

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    15. Osatha kukumba mu maubale. "Ndipo munamva chiyani pamene ndinakulipirani?", "Izi ndi zotsatira za kuvulala kwa ana! Mudawolowera agogo? " Umu ndi momwe chikondi - sichimadutsa, ayi. Anyamata amabwera komanso chilankhulo cha chikondi. Koma kawirikawiri, ndipo pepani.

    16. Kungouza "nkhuku yosauka". Ino si "mawu othandizira." Kuthandiza Mawu: "Ndinazindikira kuti sizinali choncho pa vuto lanu, ndipo ndikukulangizani kuti muthetse njira ina. Choyamba choyamba ... "- Tsopano sakulungidwa. Iwalani. Ingonena kuti: "Nkhuku yanga yaying'ono yaying'ono." O, inde, khanda. Pangani inenso.

    17. Nenani chitoliro. Simunaganizepobe pano, ndipo ndinamva kale. Chani? Simunaganizirebe? Ndipo ndikumva kwa milungu iwiri! Ganizirani kuti tsopano - simukumva ?!

    18. Pangani misala yopanda nzeru. Chifukwa chiyani adalumphira pamenepo? Chifukwa amamukonda kwambiri. Chifukwa chiyani anamutumizira vocchenthnik kwa iye m'chipatala 139? Pa chifukwa chomwechi!

    19. Monga. Dzazani dzanja lanu ndikusunthira kiyi pano sikokwanira. Ndipo cholengedwa chomwe amakonda chimatha kuwona kukayikira, nsanje, kum'mwera, chinyengo kapena kupanda chidwi m'moyo wanu. Monga osati chabe, komanso ndi mtima wanga wonse. Simungathe? Phunzitsani amphaka!

    20. Maulalo A Sat. Pamawu ndi mawu oganiza bwino, gifs ndi Lubki, zowunikira zonena za mbiri yandale komanso mayeso omwe mudzakhala ndi mkazi wakale. " Sizili choncho. Uyu ndi Amor.

    Gona.
    21. Mugone limodzi mu malingaliro enieni a Mawu. Kuti musinthe ndi ziwalo, ngati mukufuna, mutha kukhala wachikulire aliyense komanso cholengedwa choseketsa, koma osasweka usiku ndi "wopusa", komanso wopusa pa pilo limodzi - izi sizili kutali Aliyense.

    22. Kuphika Borsch. Ili ndi chilankhulo chosiyana. Ndi makoswe onse olekanitsidwa. Ndi chidwi chosatha.

    23. Lembani ndi kuphatikiza. Beat makapu, kusokonezedwa mu code malock ndikuyendetsa station. Chifukwa kuchokera kwa chikondi chachikulu ndi zokumana nazo zamphamvu.

    24. Dziwani nokha. Osatumiza SMS. Osakhudza kapena havbekov kapena machubu. Ngakhale borsch osaphika. Ingopereka kupumula pang'ono. Inde, chikondi sichikuurira pa benchi, koma ntchito yovuta yamisala.

    25. Ikani pamodzi mu selipi. Ichi ndi chilankhulo cha anthu onse asanu omwe onse asanu amalumikizidwa mogwirizana. Ndipo kulumikizana kwakuthupi (pa pilo), ndi mawu othandizira ("ayi, penyani, ali ku Adigudov?" - Nyengo 4 ("ndi mphatso), ndi ine Tsitsani chachisanu lero! "), ndikuthandizirani (" ponyani tchipisi tating'onoting'ono, chonde! ") ... Tichita izi pompano! Makomo onse amaliza chikondi.

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