15 mawu omwe amatembenukira opanga moto. M'mphaka!

Anonim

Lachisanu madzulo, ndi nthawi yopumula ndikutemberera ukapolo ku bondo lachisanu ndi chiwiri. Ayi, timakonda kwambiri ntchito yathu. Koma, pepani, osati Lachisanu usiku. Anasonkhanitsa mawu opusa kwambiri a makasitomala, atamva kuti, mutha kuvala chipewa kuchokera ku zojambulazo ndikupempha kosuzi kwa Jeanne Wasanovna.

"Muli ndi akatswiri, ndimakhulupirira kwambiri malingaliro anu!"

Giphy (8)

Inde, zoona! Bwanji! Gawo lanu lililonse lidzakhala lotsutsa komanso ndemanga zochokera mu nkhani: "Ndinaonetsa kuti anali wopanga mlongo wake wachiwiri - adazikonda! Tiyenera kumbukira chilichonse! Modzipereka! "

"Takhala nthawi yayitali pamsika ndikudziwa omvera athu!"

Giphy (7)

Inde, chifukwa chake malemba onse otsatsa ndi madokotala aziwonetsa mlandu wowerengera mlandu (mdzukulu wake ku kafukufuku wa Helogist). Ndipo zowonadi, anthu ndi malingaliro ochulukirapo, chinthu chabwinocho chidzakhala! Inu, mwa njira, mudzakhudza lembalo (komanso za mdzukulu, komanso za malingaliro). Chabwino, atatha kusinthaliza komaliza, masanjidwewo adzachoka, pamapeto pake, ndani angamubwezerere ndi mawu akuti: "Kodi izi ndi chiyani ?!!

"Tikufuna malonda abwino!"

Giphy (6)

Kupitilira apo, monga lamulo, kumapuma kwaphindu, kutanthauza kuti chinthu chamtunduwu uyenera kuperekedwa kwakanthawi (mwina dzulo) komanso kwaulere. Chifukwa chake, ndiye, zoona, zimapezeka kuti malingaliro anu pazabwino sizigwirizana ndi lingaliro la kasitomala pa izi.

"Zidzakhala zosavuta kwa ife! Ndimakonda kudzilembera! "

Giphy (5)

Thamanga, kumenyera, kuthamanga! Ndipo osayang'ana pozungulira! Izi zikutanthauza kuti izi zikutanthauza kuti zigawo zana zopusa, pambuyo pake mudzatemberera tsiku lolemba la Chirasha komanso mwakuti muli ndi maphunziro a mbiri, mudzakhala amanyazi.

"Sindimakonda!"

Giphy (4)

Chifukwa chiyani? Chifukwa. Mfundo. Popanda kufotokoza. Ndinu akatswiri. Dziyang'anireni nokha. Muyenerabe kufotokoza chilichonse.

"Tikukulipirani konse!"

Giphy (3)

Chabwino, popanda ndemanga. Kwenikweni adazimiririka pazithunzi zonse za mahule. Ndipo ife sindife. Ndipo pa 9Mams safuna kuyitanitsa mafoni am'manja.

"Chabwino, mtengo womwe mumayang'ana! Ndakhala ndikugwira ntchito m'derali kwa nthawi yayitali ndikudziwa dongosolo la mitengo! "

Giphy (2)

Mutha, koma osati nafe. Wotsika mtengo komanso wabwinoko, mwinanso, kwinakwake, komanso osati nafe. Ayi, adilesi singanene, kupititsa patsogolo sikubweza.

"Ndiloleni ndikuitaneni ndi buku lotsogola!"

Giphy (1)

Osati. Tiyeni tilembe. Kotero kuti silinali chinthu chotsatira.

"Chifukwa chiyani mwachita izi konse?"

Zotupa.

Onani chinthu pamwambapa. Tidakuchenjezani: Kungolemba kumene.

"Takonzeka kukutumizirani mwachangu ndemanga zathu!"

200w_d.

Adanyengerera chitsiru. Iwo, makamaka, ngati simukudziwa, akadali 2 (!!!!) Kuphatikiza pa inu. Ndi zochulukirapo za Chingerezi Cormage kwa maola atatu masana. Chakudya chamadzulo, nawonso, palibe amene adaletsa. Ndi misonkhano, zoona! Chifukwa chake, zimasinthira inu mudzalandira imodzi kapena kawiri patsiku. Ngati polojekitiyi ndiyofunika - kamodzi pa masiku awiri kapena atatu aliwonse ndipo nthawi iliyonse mphindi zisanu kumapeto kwa tsiku logwira ntchito. Kutsimikiziridwa.

"Kodi mumaganizira za ntchitoyi? Mukufuna? "

Gwero.

Zabwino? Munaimitsa kuganizira zomwe mukufuna, pambuyo polembera kalata yachisanu yosinthana mwachangu pa 20.50 Lachisanu. Ndipo ambiri, simunakhale omvera awo. Apa mumakonda Dali. Ndipo omvera awo a Mikhalov. Ndiye kuti, m'zigawo zambiri, kodi mukumvetsa? Ndiye kodi mfundo yopanga zokambirana ndi iti? Palibe zolondola. Koma inu mumayankha mwanzeru. Ndinu akatswiri. Mukudziwa momwe zingafunikire.

"Zikuwoneka kuti zonse zili m'mafanti!"

Giphy (9)

Zoona! Tiyeni tisewere fontis ndi mitu yamiyendo. Chifukwa chake mukugwira ntchito pa awiri omwe anali wopanga. Mwambiri, zonse zotchedwa utuchi ndipo zidabadwa mwangozi matoole awo akakhala paulendo. Tsopano zaponderezedwa kuposa momwe zidagwera. Mukuganiza, mwina kubwerera ku Tiger, EH?

"Mukuwona, zonse zili bwino mulemba, koma palibe Mphamvu mu Mawu awa. Ndipo iyenera kudula, kumvetsetsa? "

Giphy (11)

Kwa Maningovsky onse. Kapena vladimir ilyich. Ma slogans sakhala kwa ife. Sitikudziwa bwanji.

"Zikomo kwambiri chifukwa cha masanjidwe! Ndinkakonda zonse! Tinatero mtundu wina wa Photoshop. Tiyeni titenge ngati maziko. Zithunzi tinatenga kuchokera kwa Yandex. Takulandilani kapena mutumizireni kapena kutumiza? "

Giphy (10)

Chilichonse ndichabwino - Photoshop, ndi zithunzi kuchokera ku injini zosaka kwa iye ndi zomwe zimawatumizira. FUNSO: Chifukwa chiyani mwatipitirira? Nonse simukumva bwino popanda ife, mawu oyenera!

"Kunena motsimikiza! Timangodziwitsanso awiri omaliza ndi chilichonse, titha kuganiza kuti mwavomerezedwa! "

Gwero (1)

Konzekerani kuti pambuyo pa mawu awa chikwatu chanu, mafayilo amawoneka ndi mutu wa "zolemba_378" ndi imvi. Kapena lysin. Sitikudziwa zovuta.

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