Zogula mu malo ogulitsira pa intaneti ndikuyitanitsa chakudya ndi kutumiza kunyumba kapena ofesi - chizindikiro chofanana cha nthawi yathu, ngati kanema wochokera ku mitsinje ndi chikondi kuchokera pamasamba a diging. Ntchito zoterezi zimakonda kwambiri ogwira ntchito, magulu, azimayi ndi anthu wamba ndi anthu wamba omwe safuna kucheza tsiku la sabata pa Slab, ndipo sabata limakhala pachikondwerero cha Megamolylam.
Koma pomwe wogula-mosasamala akuwonjezera katundu kudengu, ndikuyembekeza kuti lamuloli lidzadikire nthawi yabwino komanso pamalo abwino kwambiri, kudalipo kwa zaka zambiri. Kupatula apo, chilichonse chomwe mungayitanitse - pizza, chonyowa kapena sinema yakunyumba - mudzayenera kumva:"Ndikupita kale" (, kugona?)
Courier woyenera akufuna kuonekera bwino: Ngati zingatheke, mbandakucha. Zachidziwikire, m'mbuyomu kuposa nthawi yomwe adagwirizana. Malo ogulitsira pa intaneti, ngakhale odalirika komanso otsimikiziridwa, amapezekanso ku ntchito zankhondo zachitatu. Chifukwa chake nthawi yobereka, yomwe inu "ndi chitsulo" yomwe mungavomereze kuti ndinu aulemu, chifukwa wotumiza, kuti awafotokozere modekha, osati mkangano. Ndipo chonde bweretsani "nthawi yakugwira ntchito" - komanso molumwa. Tsiku la ntchito la wotumiza lidayamba kale, akufuna kudzimasulira kuti alere kwa awiri, ali m'dera lanu ndipo alibe chidwi chofuna kubwerera. Koma mutha kuthawa. Ngati simungathe - pali njira yachiwiri.
"Ndikhala nditatha" khumi ndi mgawo lanu ndili ndi chisanu ndi chitatu)
Msonkhano ku mbandakucha sanachitike, Dzuwa lokhalo lokhalo limatsalira. Courier amakhulupirira kuti kugula kwa oyendayenda kapena maola ambiri ndi mwambowu chifukwa cha moyo wanu wotopetsa, komanso wopanda chimo komanso nthawi zingapo kuntchito. Ndi kuyitanitsa zovala chifukwa cha malire ofanana ndi ukwati wa mnzake wapamtima. Ndipo inde, anali kale m'dera lanu theka la m'mawa, inunso simunafuna."Sindikudziwa zochuluka", kuchuluka kwake "(kudikirira malamulo angapo ndikubwera)
Ndinkadziwa kuti Comma Courier sawononga karma pamisonkhano yopanda kanthu. Amanena moona mtima kuti adzafika "kuyambira awiri mpaka asanu ndi awiri, kuphatikizapo-kuthengo." Nthawi yomweyo, zimangoganiza zamatsenga mukakhala ndi kasitomala, msonkhano wokhala ndi kasitomala, kufalikira kwa mutu kapena nkhomaliro komanso kumabwera nthawi ino. Tchulani "bulu" kapena "katswiri waukadaulo", koma kuvomereza monga choperekedwa: kutuluka kunja kwa dongosolo lanu lidzakupangirani nthawi yovuta kwambiri kwa inu.
"Ndipita posachedwa" (inde ndikupita, ndikupita)
Ogula amakhala owoneka bwino ndipo amafuna zosatheka - kutsatira mapangano. Koma wotumiza mabuku amatha kukhazikika. Kulikonse komwe anali - m'mphindi zisanu njira, maola awiri kapena ku Nirvana, yankho limakhala lokhalitsa. Kubwereza "lupanga" lake kwa nthawi yachinayi, Courier, kuchokera mwaulemu, kupanikizana kwa magalimoto. Ndipo nthawi yomweyo adafunsa kuti: "Ndipo kodi mungachite bwanji bwino kuchokera panjira yapansi?" M'malo mwake, akhala atakhala kwinakwake pafupi ndipo akuyembekezera prnenanna."Sindikupezani" (Fotokozerani, komwe mungakhale)
Map ndi a Navigator adabwera ndi otayika! Courier yolondola imasunthira ku cholinga, odziphatika okha, motero, pang'onopang'ono. Amatha kukupangitsani kuti mukhale oyenera kuti ofesi yanu ndiyosadziwika kwa ena, osati yanu, koma mumakhala ndi munthu wina woti azikhumudwitsa. Adalemba nkhope yake kuti achititsidwa manyazi kugula ketulo, osadziunjikira nyumba mkati mwa njira zitatu. Mukamawerengera ndalama, malo osungirako olondola adzachititsa bwino makasitomala ena, kukhala bwino kuti: Kutanthauzira (Moscow, lalikulu lalikulu, Mausoleum), ndiye kuti mudzalandira uthenga, moyo wanga wonse umapereka makonda ku Vykhino. Ndipo "choyamba chinakhala m'dera loipali."
"Ndinafika, tuluka" (ndikupita, ndikupita)
Wolemba ndalama moyenera amalankhula mawu awa ola kuti abwere. Vuto ndikupangitsa kuti imuveke iye, osati iye. Pakuyembekezera, zitha kudziwa kuti otumiza atumizidwe amasokoneza adilesi kapena manambala a foni. Ndi kuti iye, adzakhumudwa "(ndipo akukwera, akukwera). Wogula ndibwino kujambula thermos ndikuwerenga mosavuta ndi ine - kudikirira kumatha kuchedwetsa."Ndachedwa, pitani ku suby" (pita kukakumana ndi ine)
Inde, wotumiza amayamikira nthawi yake yokwera mtengo kwambiri. Ndipo malingaliro a mayi wachichepereyo, amene akuwala pansi wachisanu nthawi yomweyo onse oyenda, ndipo ma microwave watsopano, ndiwosangalatsa. Nkhani ya mthenga imayenda pa intaneti, yomwe sinkafuna kutenga galimoto "pamisewu yonyansa", ndikukakamiza kasitomala kuti athe kutentha pamakilomita awiri. Ngati zoopsa ngati izi zituluka mu ndemanga pamalo ogulitsira, omwe amatumiza ali ndi mwayi uliwonse wopeza louli, ndipo wogula ndi malo okhala ngati mphatso. Koma ndemanga zapamwamba sizikulemba. Popeza ndakhala ndikutenga oda yanu, amaiwala ndikudikirira, ndikuyenda kwa zoyipa ngati loto lowopsa.
"Tili ndi mabokosi onse a Chakudya" (ndipo mukufuna chiyani ndalamazi?)
Inde, iPhone iyi ndi imvi. Monga nkhope yanu. Moyo ndipo nthawi zambiri samawala ndi utoto. Malonda olondola nthawi zonse amakhala okayikira. Mwina iyenso adakumbukira bokosilo pothamangitsawo pamphumi pamutu. Osavomereza. Ndipo mwina bokosilo lidabweradi limbelika kale. Mulimonsemo, iye anali wopatulika onse ku malo ogulitsira ake ndipo mosakayikira sangasinthe chilichonse."Mukuyenera kuona chiyani - iye ndi walangizi?" (Ngati aliyense amayang'aniridwa, sindikhala ndi nthawi)
Ndinalamulira zida zamagetsi zomwe ogula theka la malipiro anayi adapempha kuti awapatse mphindi zisanu kuti ayang'ane. Koma wotumiza anthu ali wa Adamu. Akukhulupirira kuti makasitomala sadziwa momwe angagwiritsire ntchito Mchuck ndi Windlovo - ndipo ndingamvetsetse chiyani kwa mphindi zisanu? Kuperekanso kumwa tiyi woyenera nthawi zonse kumayankha ndi kukana: mwachidziwikire, amafuna kuti ziphuphuzi zikazungulira mphindi zowonjezera zoyeserera.
"Ndilibe nthawi" (ayi, sindingadikire)
Wotumizayo samangopereka zophimba osati ma iPads, komanso chisangalalo, mtendere ndi mtendere. Nthawi zambiri zimakhala ngati Santa Claus, woledzera okha. Ndizosadabwitsa kuti simukumvetsa izi. Komabe, pa chindapusa chowonjezera, amakhala wokonzeka kubwerera kwa maola angapo kapena - kuti akhale - mphindi khumi paudindo wanu."Chabwino, tidakongoletsa?" (Danga apa)
Ntchito ya wotumizira ndikupeza ndalama kuchokera kwa inu ndi siginecha. Pakadali pano, mukamaliza kuchotsa sitiroko womaliza mu risiti, zokambirana - ngati iwo anali - kusiya, ndipo kumwetulira kumatha. Fuula kufuula kumbuyo: "Pepani, ine ndinali wolakwa! Iyi sifiriji yanga! " - pachabe. Ngati akuyenera kupita kwa inu kukasinthana ndi katunduyo, adzalandira ndalama zopita maulendo awiri, komanso kukhutitsidwa.
"Ndilibe zopereka" (mukumvera chisoni ma ruble 9, kapena chiyani?)
Maphunzirowa sakhala ndi ndalama. Atapereka pizza ma ruble 400 ndipo atalandira ndalama zambirimbiri, zotumiza mwaulemu zimayamika ndikuyamba kupita ku Exps: mwina, izi ndi maupangiri. Kufalitsa ndalama kumangokambirana za mtengo wofunika. Ndipo atalandira kuchuluka kolondola mochokera pansi moona mtima: akusokosera."Inde, mwa njira" (ndipo apa pali wina ...)
Nthawi zambiri, kulandira malipiro, kulandira ndi nsonga, mofulumira wosungirako mofulumira kumapeza nthawi, ndi momwe zimakhalira ". Ngati mukuwona luso lanu limafanana - ine ndikulangizira. Kuphatikiza pa minda ya urban, yemwe amatumiza angakupatseni chidziwitso chothandiza pazogulitsa zake (mwachitsanzo, kuuza pizza yomwe siyikuyatsa chophika). Ndipo dongosolo lanu lotsatira kuchokera ku malo ogulitsira pa intaneti lidzabwera munthawi komanso lathunthu.
Wolemba - AnyA Toropova