Nanga kwa inu - kukongola kapena wanzeru? Ngati "ndi apo, ndi apo," ndiye kuti ndi za mabwalo anu okongoletsa. Imawalira kuti tingophunzira ndi kuphunzira!
Mzimu wanga
Ndinadzigulira Mafuta a mphesa mphesa. Ndinapita kukasamba mutu wanga dzulo. Chilichonse, ndikuganiza, ndidzakhala wokongola ndi wokongola. Shampoo adatsuka, a basamu adayamba kugwiritsa ntchito ndipo amawona kuti kulibe masiku ano. Kuphatikiza apo, FOSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WODZIONE FOOnjer ... Ine, ndikuvomereza kuti sindinapite patsamba, koma kungothamangitsidwa kudzera m'ngalawali ndipo sikunakhazikitsidwe Mu catalog), komanso kuchokera pamalingaliro ake omwe amawoneka.Mwambiri, pofotokoza nkhani yomaliza: ndi mankhwala a miyendo! Wanzeru popanda chidziwitso - uku ndi kulimba mtima kwa Mzimu! Kumverera kowoneka kumatha kusokoneza zonona ... (Pano ndi kupitirira - Ed.)
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Khungu la condi, lovuta kwambiri, mafuta. Ndipo ambiri ndili ndi mafuta ambiri ...
Ayi, chabwino, bwanji kudzitsutsa!.
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Ine ndi mnzanga tinapumula ku Turkey, ndipo kumeneko ndinali kusamandidwa nthawi zonse ndi turk imodzi. Sindimangokhala patchuthi, adandiwona popanda zodzola masiku 10 ndipo adayatsidwa tsiku lililonse. Nditadutsa m'nthawi yanthawi yayitali ndi zopangidwa kwathunthu - sindinadziwe! Ndinali wokondwa, koma pambuyo pake tsiku lomwelo ndidagona pansi pagombe kumtunda - adandiganizira kunja kwa tel komanso kuyandikira ...
Chodziwikiratu chikuwonekeratu. Ndikufuna kubisala - ansembe achikulire, atsikana!
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Nthawi yomaliza yomwe mapazi omwe amakonda miyendo - theka-lita chubu kuchokera ku Ikea: Pafupifupi 30 rubles. - ndi "kumvetsetsa"! Sindigwiritsa ntchito zowawa, miyendo - ngati mwana ... ndipo, mwina, solo (miyendo) "mtengo"
Mtengo wa miyendo umatentha mtengo - ndibwino kuti musanene. Kodi kuti ngati miyendo ya miyendo ngati mwana!
Adatsuka, ndikukankhira
Chifukwa cha ntchito yake, mwamunayo amamvera kwambiri mitundu yosiyanasiyana komanso tsatanetsatane. Ndidamupeza deodorant yatsopano, kapena m'malo mwake antinerspirant. Anadabwa ndikumukondweretsa iye kuti mwanjira imeneyi pamapeto pake, pshik imapita pansi pa ngodya yoyenera. Sindikudziwa momwe mabwalosi ena amagwiritsira ntchito mankhwala antiospirates, koma muzochita zanga mwachindunji sizimawoneka.
Madandaulo a amuna ndi ovuta kwambiri kuti ali oyenera kuzodzola ndi lalikulu, kuwonongeka, caliper ndi Theodolite.
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Tiyenera kupereka msonkho kwa opanga chifukwa cha zoyesayesa zawo m'munda wa amuna. Pomaliza ndinaganiza kuti botolo la shampoo wachimuna liyenera kukhala lotumphukira kwambiri, ndipo lobowoleza ndi kumeta uja linasiyidwa ndi kudina kamodzi. Tikuyembekezera neonoski, zomwe zikhale ngati awirianda.
Ndipo chonde, kuyeretsa kudziyeretsa, ndi kununkhira kwa mandimu.
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Kirimu ya pachifuwa sinayese, mwana wamwamuna amafunsa ...
O, mvetsetsani. Ndizosatheka kufikira pachifuwa chanu.
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Ndidayesa varnish m'njira zosiyanasiyana ku Sfotkat, koma wojambulayo kwa ine chimodzimodzi ndi wosambira - ayi. Kuwala kwa masana, maanja anga apeza Thumba lamphamvu la Sulfur ... Koma ndikulapa ndikuyesera!
Hue wokondwa - France ...
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Arina: "Ndipo inu muli amphamvu! Mbewa imayatsidwa, koma anapitilizabe kudya cactus ... kotero muli ndi masks)) Ndinayesa zonse! " Karina: "Chifukwa chake, ndiye mukufuna chovala chokongola komanso chabwino! Ndi mitsuko ingati yondiyembekezera ... "
Kenako mitsuko yambiri ndi njira ya dazi
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Onse anakondedwa. Pambuyo pake ndidzataya maulalo. Ndidangosamba, zidatopa kwambiri.
Ndinafunikira, sindinkaganiza, sindingafike kunyumba.
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Ndimakhala ndikulira
Zolemba zonse sizoyenera kwa ine konse, mitundu ya milomo idzakhala zaka 10 mpaka 15, mithunzi - maso ngati ng'ombe yolira ... Zomwe ndili osasangalala! Sindikudziwa momwe ndingakhalire ??? Ndimakhala ndikulira ... Chabwino, ngakhale mwamunayo adathawa masiku angapo - ndikusankha kuti idaphwanyidwa.
Mukakhala ndi vuto, lembani izi. Ndipo mumvetsetsa kuti mudakali ndi malamulo! Ndipamene vuto la chilengedwe.
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Osazigula! Ndinayenera kugula kavalidwe ka mthunzi, kenako nsapato ndi thumba ... kuwonongeka, osati kukongola!
Ndiye pambuyo pa zonse, kalasi: kwagalimoto yamatumbo, kwa amuna awo ...
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Kusintha kwabwino. Ngakhale sakugwira chilichonse, gwiritsani ntchito - chisangalalo chimodzi!
Wonama, umakonda ana? - Ayi, koma ndondomeko yomwe !..
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Ndinagula Totalnik, nthawi yoyamba yomwe idayikidwa kwa iye ndikupita tsiku. Kalabu yomwe ili pa kama pa mapewa ku MC, tsiku lotsatira adandiuza kuti jekete lonse langa. Ndidamusenza kuti asatsuke, pomwe thankiyo ili pafupifupi 3000 p.
Ndikudabwa, ndipo ubalewu ndi chida ichi chimalimbikitsa bwanji?
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Kwa nthawi yoyamba m'moyo wanga ndili ndi zotupa! Khungu linali louma kaye, koma ndimaganiza kuti zinali zachibadwa ... ndiye kuti zikuwoneka kuti khungu lina lakhala litayamba ... ndipo lero zotupa! Ndi chiyani, pepani, zoyipa sizinagwiritse ntchito - sizinakhalepo ndi izi! Ngati wina akudziwa kena kake - chonde ndiuzeni, yeretsani chitsiru, mwina ndalakwitsa?
Zoyera - Izi zili pa forum inayake. Koma kukhazikitsa kwa Shit sikugwiritsa ntchito - titha kuipatsa.
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Shampoo ya Moroccan adasandutsa tsitsi langa mu fluff. Lero ndawasonkhanitsa tsiku lonse pamutu panga. Mwanjira ina ndilibe zotere!
Zowonadi, osati - tsiku lathunthu pansi pamutu kuti mutole. Munda wowongoka.
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Shampoo ya mahatchi
Monga momwe nthawi zambiri ndimagula mascara pamsika kuzungulira malowa, chifukwa ndiye waulemerero kwambiri ... za zabwino. Sizimawoneka motalika kwambiri (pafupifupi maola 2). Amapanga mawonekedwe a mpweya, ndipo ma eyelashes ndi opepuka, ngati flaff. Imayenda mitsinje, koma ma jets. Amasambitsidwa ndi chonyansa chilichonse, ngakhale wopanda chlorine. Mawu okhawo - ndikofunikira kupukutira pafupipafupi, koma mumazolowera mwachangu, apo ayi zimagwirira ntchito ma eyelashes pamodzi ndipo maso satseguka. Mwambiri, kutsuka maso, kukhala okongola, akamenya!
Palibe ndemanga - diamondi iliyonse. Phunzirani, atsikana.
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Kuyeretsa kwambiri nkhope - izi ndizabwinobwino! Kusasinthika, mtundu wobiriwira wobiriwira, umawopseza nyumba yanu, chabwino, choterobwino.
Zotsatira za nkhope siofunika kwambiri. Kusankhidwa kwawo, mutha kupuma.
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Atsikana, atamva posachedwapa za mtundu wina wa mahatchi. Malinga ndi ndemanga zina za omwe akuwadziwa, zimathandiza ngakhale pamavuto ambiri. Chowopsa pang'ono, sindikufuna kutaya tsitsi lonse, koma mwina ndikuopa ndikuopa?
Ndifenso owopsa. Koma ndizowopsa kuposa zonse zinatha. Hatchi-ah!
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Inde. Ndimagwiritsa ntchito mithunzi ya "Ruby rose" zaka 5 ndipo nthawi zonse amakhutira ndi mithunzi yawo yowala ndi yowoneka bwino komanso yabuluu. Maso anga amapeza zowala bwino komanso chithunzi china chobowola chomwe ndikufuna kufotokozera. Nthawi zonse ndimakhala ndi kachiwiri patsiku. Ndimayang'ana maso anga ndikupita kwa ine. Ndimakhala wowoneka bwino komanso wowala. Mowala kwambiri, pamene tikukhala moyo wanu.
Inali katuni!
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Musakhale Umphawi!
Shampoo tsekani zowawa, kotero kuti mwachilendo chachilendo akuwoneka kuti ndikutsuka komwe sikusamba. Koma awa ndi malingaliro onse abodza.
Dziko lapansi, malinga ndi anzeru ena, kuchuluka kwa zomverera zabodza.
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Ndipo ndani adalamulira chigoba kuchokera ku "Tlgafi" wamkulu wamateyo chifukwa cha thupi? Uwu ndi zigawo zathunthu! Agogo A agogo AGAFYA, inu - Baba Yaga, yemwe amafuna kuti amwalira ndi moyo wanga.
Zodzikongoletsera bdsm-mndandanda: Timasamala za inu ndi njira yodziwika bwino!
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Scrub skryobat ndiyabwinobwino. Ndipo fungo limakhala. Mukukhala monga choncho, ndipo ana otsatira akupindika, mphuno zimayendetsedwa, zimafunsa, zomwe zimadya ...
Ndipo amakhudza anjala kotero ...
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Ndinagula mthunzi wakuda kwambiri - ngati mkuwa, osati kuyang'ana chotumbululuka.
Pepani, pepani ... Ndani? Oh inde ...
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Tambaliro wamatenda am'mafuta. Mwina uyu si mkazi otentha wokwanira, koma kwa ine mbewu izi sizisungunuka nthawi yomweyo. Chabwino, ndipo kotero kukongola kwanga kuli pamalo.
Osati mayi wachinthu, osati loto la wolemba ndakatulo - koma kukongola kuli pamalo, kale.
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Chigoba cha nkhunda ndi olimba mtima ngati oyera ali oyera oyera achikasu, vutoli lidaponya tsitsi lake. Chapelperur ndifupifupi, koma siofatsa, panjira ya umportem idabalalika, kufa. Wobisalira adabwera kwa iye ndipo kuwala kunabweretsa!
... padenga lokhalo linangotenga, nazi zinthu ngati izi.
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Ngati mtsikanayo atakwanitsa zaka 30 sanathe kuphunzira kukhala wokongola, ndiye kuti ndi yekhayo amene amapusa - chifukwa cha nzeru za anthu akuti. Ndili mu mawu ndi zikwangwani, sindikufuna kukhala wopusa ...
Gawo loyamba la mawu omaliza limatsutsana ndi gawo lachiwiri la mawu omwewo ... Koma mwanzeru, mwanzeru!
Anasonkhana: Seloketi ya Julia