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Pansi pa madzi torpedo
Ndili ndi munthu wanga woyamba, ndinasiya atadzitamandira kuti nthawi ina analemba molunjika ku dziwe. Sindingathe kumuyang'ana popanda kunjenjemera kapena m'madziwe.Ndikudziwa mphaka wa zaka zana, koma ndikukuonani koyamba
Msungwana wachinyamatayo anali ndi mphaka yemwe amamukonda kwambiri, chabwino, monga mayi ake a mwana. Ndipo ili ndi buku lokhudza Kotowel ili pachiwopsezo chonse, chilichonse ndi chachikulu, koma amangokhalira kugona - pali mphaka! Kamodzi bwenzi akamuitanira kumakanema. Mnyamatayo wagubuduza nthawi yayitali, koma adapita. Ndipo amakhala, popcorn run, pazenera wina amaphatikizana pamenepo, ndipo akupha kuno, ndipo apa akumveka nati: "Tamverani, sindingathe, ine ndilibe kwa iye." Chifukwa chake adakhala yekha ndi mphaka.
Roman ndi ntchito
Ndili ndi maloto olota maloto, kuchokera pagulu la "Mmodzi pafupi ndi miliyoni", ndipo adayika nthawi yake yaulere. Mofananal, nkhani yokhazikika ndi munthu - wabwino, koma palibe chapadera. Ndipo nthawi ina idadziwika - kapena mnyamatayo, kapena polojekiti. Koma simunganene - kukhululuka, kodi, ntchito ndi yofunika kwambiri? Sindinabwerere chilichonse chabwino kuposa kulemba nthano yokhudza chikondi chokondana ndi wogwira ntchito kapena monga tili ndi mbiri yautumiki. Mwambiri, osati mabodza ngati amenewo.Madalitso a Kholo
Maluwa aku Tkal, adapitilira masiku, palibe chovuta. Koma izi mwanjira inayake, imamasulira lonse, ngati poto wamkuwa, ndipo imapereka kuti: "Ndidaika amayi anga kutchuka kuti ndidayamba mkazi wanga! Amakukonzera kale. " Ndidagwa. Amanditembenukira. Ndipo Amayi pano ndi mbali iyi. O, ayi, zikomo.
Galu karma
Pakuti chibwenzi changa panali malingaliro ake ndi zamkhutu, zomwe siziyenera kumvera ngakhale. Ndidavutika kwakanthawi, koma wodwalayo adatsika pomwe adati: "Tidzatenga galu wathu pobisalira, ndikumva kuti ali ndi karma yoyipa." Ngakhale ndi nkhosa zamphongo, kapena ndi karma, sindili wokonzeka.
Palibe chomwe
Tangoyamba kumene kukhala limodzi, masabata oyamba. Ndine wina m'bafa, ndimasamba, ndimasintha tampon ndipo ndidawonetsa kuti ndikumvetsa kuti wakaleyo kusiya kwina kulikonse. Mu chimbudzi ndizosatheka, koma kulibe zinyalala. Chabwino, chabwino, wokutidwa ndi pepala, akumatira pachimake ndi shrimp kuchokera ku kusamba m'khitchini, ku zinyalala zopulumutsa. Koma kenako chibwenzi changa chikuyenda mpaka pakati: "Ndasowa ngwazi! Nanga bwanji inu mdzanja lako? ". Ndifinya nkhonya ndikubisala kumbuyo kwanga: "Wakulu, ndi Wanu." Kenako mnyamatayo asiyane kwambiri - ndi zinsinsi za mtundu wanji, sonyezani kuti inde akuwonetsa - ndi kupatsidwa ndi dzanja. Chabwino, squint. Anafuula mowoneka bwino komanso owumitsa mita. Ndipo ndinaponya Tampon ndi zinthu zomwe zasonkhana. Mundimvetsetse kuti ndiwerenge mayunitsi achikulire pa msambo.Ubwino Wosakhazikika
Amangopeka ku ziwonetsero zanga zokongola za tchuthi chachikulu cha mpingo. Tikunama, kukumbatirana, ndili ndi chisoni chachikulu, zonse zimamugwirira ntchito - kenako amatembenuka ndipo akufuna usiku wabwino. Kwa miyezi itatu moyo uno unapeza neurosisis ndi paranoia. Ndipo kenako ndinazindikira kuti winawake adamuwuza kuti kugonana kuyenera kuchitika kangapo pamwezi, koma sayenera kupewedwa ndi chidwi. Izi zinali ndi zaka 25! Ndipo kugonana, mwa njira, anali atatsala pang'ono kumbali inayi ndi minus.
Ndi chipale chofewa!
Ndinachoka m'mawa wa nyumbayo mu chinthu china chopepuka komanso pa mphira woletsedwa - pakati pa yophukira, palibe chomwe chinawonekeranso chipale chofewa, koma adagwa. Chipale chofewa, ntchito zapakhomo, panjira za chipwirikiti, galimoto ipambana keke, ndipo, nthawi zambiri imakhazikika. Kuponya munthu ku sutiyo: "Nditafika ku gehena, galimotoyo idamwalira, ndili pa thukuta limodzi, oyenda kuchokera kumwamba!" Mphindi 10 zokhala chete ndipo yankho lake zikafika: "Inde, kukongola, iyenso amasangalatsidwa ndi khonde!" Onse atadulidwa.Koma chowonadi ndichabwino kwambiri
Msungwanayo adakumana ndi munthu kwa zaka zingapo, banja lalikulu kwambiri linali, lofatsa, nthawi zonse pamodzi, wina ndi mnzake timadera nkhawa. Mwanjira inayake adabwera kudzandichezera. Anthuwo anathira kukhitchini yathunthu, ndipo wina analankhula za gay parade. Ndinapita kwa mphindi, sindikukumbukira chifukwa chake ndimabweranso - kupembedza koyera, fluff yathu yabwino kwambiri! Kapena, kufuula, kuthyola ntchentche fluff ntchentche. Iye ndi: "Lolani izi pn.%: Ma Ries kunyumba kwanyumba!", Iye ndi: "Wopusa Neandertal, zopusa, zonunkhira bwino!" Ndipo ndi zimenezo. Sanawaone limodzi.
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Anali munthu wokonda Kinoman, adakonzanso mafilimu onse okalamba ndipo amawadziwa pamtima. Zingakhale zabwino kwambiri ngati sanabwereze mawu onse pamodzi ndi ochita sewerolo. Zonsezi, mawu kwa Mawu! Mulleler akuti: "Ndipo iwe, ndikupemphani kuti ukhale," ndipo ndidzasanjika ndi kuwira "ndi iwe, wosangalatsaz ...". Posakhalitsa ndinazindikira kuti magawo angapo - ndipo ndidzacheza chifukwa cha madola otere.Mbuye macbet.
Ndinayamba kukumana ndi munthu wina, ndipo patapita kanthawi kuti mphaka wanga adwala - kugona, samadya, ma paws amazimitsidwa. Mu snot ndi ma Hoyterics, ndidzapatsa kwa veterinarian. Mphaka wojambula ndipo akuti - nkukhala pa bata! Zinapezeka kuti munthu uyu anasakaniza mphaka mu kavalo wa chakudya m'mapiritsi ogona. Anali chete, pamene anali kuyang'ana nthawi imeneyo nthawi imeneyo. Mphaka adachira, mnyamatayo adaponyedwa mumsewu.
Kuchoka Kuchotsedwa M'nyengo
Mbiri yochokera ku nthawi ya Ukobi. Agradazled bwenzi akukana za msonkhano. Kugayidwa pamalowo, zikuyimilira, ndikudikirira, kenako mvula monga kulipirira! Anabisala maola awiri pansi pa visor, chifukwa lilo ngati moyo. Kunyoza sikunakopeka konse. Madzulo, amamuyitanitsa iye kunyumba kwake, ndipo iye anali - a, inde, sindinatuluke mu nyumbayo, ndikuwona - ndinayamba kugwa, ndinayamba kuseka. Chabwino, youma komanso yosungulumwa, monga ndimafunira.