Nthawi ina m'moyo wanu, mphindi yake ikafika mukapeza malo ozungulira ndi pepala lolemba kuti: "Banja la awiri, loyera, loyera, limakhala nyumba m'deralo." Kenako mumakhala pafoni ndikupeza malo ogona ...
Ngati, ngati sichoncho maloto anu, ndiye bwino, kulolera ndi metro osakhala kutali. Mavuto anyumba amatha kukhala ambiri, ndipo mwina sangakhale konse. Kuphatikiza pa chimodzi: nyumbayi ili ndi mbuye. Ndipo mukatenga makiyi ochokera m'manja mwake, zikuwoneka kwa inu kuti mwangotenga makiyi ochokera m'manja mwake. Ndipo iye amaziwona izi: Mumasainira mpukutu wakale m'mwezi wathunthu, ndikudutsa makiyi ako. Ndipo ufulu ndi wolondola, osati inu. Popeza eni nyumba atabisidwa pansi pa anthu, simuwona nyanga kapena zizindikiro zina kapena zofufumitsa zina, malinga ndi zizindikiro zosaunikira, zomwe zimayendetsedwa, zimapangitsa kuti namolomu yanyumba.
Baba Yaga
Uyu ndi mkazi wosankha, koma Yaga. Amayenda, dzino la popsies ndi okayikira. Zikuwoneka kuti, inu ndi munthu wabwinobwino, koma zimawoneka ngati hule. Inde, wachinyamata wazaka makumi atatu, woyamba, akuwoneka koyamba, koma inu, mahule. Ndipo mwina ndinu wokonda mankhwala osokoneza bongo? Ndinaona ma syringe. Ndiye dokotala wamtundu wanji? Kodi adotolo - sangakhale wokonda mankhwala osokoneza bongo? Pa TV adawonetsa amodzi. Zikuwoneka kuti, adotolo, ndi zoyipa, Chrome ndi Vicodin amadya ngati caramel. Kapena mwina inu nthawi zambiri mumakhala Myuda (Russian, Chiyukirenian, Kazakh, Chitata)! Ndipo ine, Ayuda (Achirdzisia, aku Ukraine, Kazakhs, a Chikazakh), mukuwona - mumangochita masewera olimbitsa thupi, osalipira mkazi wachisoni, Stalin satero.
Madzi
Amatopa, palibe amene ali ndi iye. Ndipo woperekayo ndi wokongola chifukwa ali kwina konse kuti apulumutse. Madzi nthawi zambiri amabwereka nyumba, koma zipinda. Kufuula kwa nthawi yachisanu kwa kalambalidwe kosasangalala ndi nyumba yotseka m'nyumba yachisoni, Sidura adagula pamtengo wotsika wa kubwereketsa. Ndipo tsopano, chifukwa cha nthawi yonse yovomerezeka pamadzi amadzi, imaperekedwa ndi psychoanalyst yemwe amalipiranso kuti amvere momwe madzi adakhudzidwira kusukulu.
Darth Vader.
Imakhazikitsa mwamphamvu kwambiri ndipo imafuna kupita kumbali yamdima yamphamvu. Makabati samasuntha, ana sabereka, kutsuka osakaniza osakaniza, omwe amatha kupempha malo osungirako zinsinsi za pentigon, ndipo palibe alendo. Monga lamulo, pamafunika kusungitsa kwakukulu ndikukhala ndi chikalata pamasamba mazana ambiri, komwe zisandulidwe za mtumiki aliyense. Komabe, kuvomereza kwa akazi onse - kuphedwa.
Grozny wokhala ndi zowoneka bwino komanso opusa kwathunthu. Mmodzi mwa atsogoleri makumi asanu apanga chisankho, onse makumi anayi asanu ndi anayi ayamba kukayikira chosankha ichi. Ndi kutenga yankho latsopano. Zomwe zimayambitsa mikangano yatsopano. Ndipo kotero - zopanda malire. Ndi mbuye wotere ndizosatheka kukambirana chilichonse. Malamulo onse amasintha nthawi yayitali mpaka tsiku - chifukwa dzulo lake linali mu dongosolo la zinthu, lero zimachotsedwa usiku wachisanu ndi zinthu nthawi yomweyo. Koma mutha kulowa m'mutu woyenera ndikupeza kuchotsera kwa mwezi wotsatira. Ikugwira ntchito, zochulukirapo, kamodzi, koma china.
Loki.
Masiku oyamba omwe mukuganiza kuti muli ndi mwayi. Wokondwa, ozizira, achichepere, nthabwala zoseketsa zimanena. Ndipo kenako akukupemphani kuti mupachikike penapake, ndipo inu mumapita, chifukwa ndi nsembe yaying'ono paguwa la ubale wabwino ndi mwini nyumbayo. Inde, inde, mokweza, ambiri oledzera, koma kamodzi - osati zowopsa ... chimodzi? Inde pakali pano. Pakatha sabata, maphwando azikhala nanu, makamaka m'masiku amenewo pomwe zimasokoneza mapulani anu. Ndipo patatha mwezi umodzi pali kumverera kuti mwiniwake sanasunthe kulikonse - nthawi zambiri amakhala usiku. Ndipo inu, pa dzanja limodzi mukukhala nokha, pa linalo - mwanjira ina sizimakweza dzanja kuti ichotse mwiniwake, ngakhale atangolowa m'mphepete mwanu, kusiya njira yonyowa.
Kuzungulira knight
Amawerengedwa nthawi yomweyo mipando yakale ya soviet, ndipo imangobwera kuchokera ku kanyumba, koma kuchokera pa zinyalala za m'mundamo. Gome kukhitchini ili pamiyendo inayi, imodzi mwayi ndi bokosi, pansi pa kachiwiri - buku lachitatu m'mudzi wa Villarybo ndi Viversajio mudzi wa Villarbo ndi Viversajio mudzi wa Villarybo ndi Vivertajio mudzi wa Villarbo ndi Vivernajio mudzi. Ngati mungayitane mtsikana wabwino pa nyumbayo, nthawi yachiwiri imabweretsa ndudu, makondomu ndi borsch ndikulipira msonkho pawokha. Izi ndizosavuta, koma kwa kanthawi - mwini uyu amasanza mwezi kuti abwezeretse mphindi zisanu.
Amayi vampire
Akuchititsa manyazi pankhani ya m'mbuyomu, motero amakumverani. Zomwe, poyamba, poyamba sizabwino. Sipadzakhala mtengo wokweza mtengo, chifukwa cha banga pa mtsinje ukufulumira, sichikuitana, kusungidwa kwafotokozedwa. Patties. Ndipo ndiye kuti ndinu owonda. Koma nthawi ina adzaona kuti simukonda kukonda mkaka mokwanira, ndikuyamba kuvutika. Ndi kupeza cholakwika. Ndipo, koposa zonse, kuwongolera, kuganiza mwaluso kuti alowezi: "Zonse zili mu dongosolo, ana, inu musiyire, ndili wachiwiri, zilonda zokhazokha zokha zokha." Inde, muli ndi ufulu wokhala pamlengalenga. Inde, mumamulipira chifukwa cha nyumba, ndipo palibe zosowa zambiri, muli ndi ubale wamalonda. Palibe mavuto. Koma bwanji mulibenso chipewa?
Wamunthu
Uwu ndi mwininyumba amene akufuna kukhala osasangalatsa ndipo amasowa, ndikutha pokhapokha mutamuwerenga naye. Ndi munthu, mutha kuvomerezana pakukonzanso ndikupempha kuchedwa kwa milungu ingapo pamphindi yamavuto. Sakukwera mwa inu mu mzimu ndipo sabwera pakati pa 6 m'mawa wopanda chenjezo loti uzikhala m'chipinda chamoyo chachifumu cha Aquarium ndi Hippos. Tsoka ilo, mosiyana ndi zomwe zidalembedwa kale, munthuyo ndi nthano chabe.
