M'miyezi isanu ndi umodzi yapitayo, tataya kwambiri ndikutaya zochulukira. Malipiro athu anachepetsa kawiri konse (ndipo izi ngati sanasankhidwabe mu Ruble). Ena adulidwa kale kapena atangoponyedwa mumsewu, ndipo uku akuyembekezera zambiri, sitinama. Ruble ali kuti!
Koma palibe. Ndife anthu aku Russia, ndipo tili ndi mankhwala a chilengedwe chonse kuchokera ku matenda onse ndi kuyankha konsekonse ku zovuta zonse. Monga mu Anecdote: "Abambo, mukudziwa, vodka wakwera mtengo. Kodi udzamwa? " "Ayi, iwe uzidya zochepa." Pansipa - milandu 7, zisatheka kuti musamwe ndikuwongolera mankhwala kuchokera kwa moyo wonse.Munangofika kunyumba
Pankhani ya kupsinjika kosalekeza ndi kulimbana kwa moyo, tsiku lililonse ndi. Imani m'mawa, bwerani kuntchito, ikani ntchito tsiku lonse, kubwerera kwathu - feat. Chifukwa chake, muyenera kumwa. Koma zonse ndizovuta, chifukwa kumwadwa tsiku lililonse, ndizosatheka. Koma ngati ndikufunadi, muyenera kumwa brandy madzulo. Imachepetsa kupanikizika pang'ono komanso kumapangitsa kuti akhale ngati osungunuka. Njira Zina - Partwine. Shuga, mowa, wodziwa kukoma kwaubwana - ndipo tili pano m'dera la chitonthozo. Njira yolakwika ndikumwa mowa. Kumwa mowa pa sofa pamaso pa TV ndi njira yachindunji yopita kum'mimba, kuchepa kwa kukhazikika komanso kukhumudwa.Amachepetsa malipiro
Palibe choti chikhale moyo, koma kuti umwe. Ndikofunika kugwiritsa ntchito mwayi wa kalasi ya Britain. Mavuto a Britain ndi aku Ireland atangotuluka ku bar ndi kumwa m'zigodo zomwe zafotokozedwatu. Choyamba, amalamula mug ya mowa ndi wotsika mtengo wa kachapu wotsika mtengo kwambiri, kumwa mowa komanso "kachisi" kamkachisi wake (bwino, kapena mutha kumiza " Kenako amalamula mug wachiwiri wa mowa ndipo amamwa pang'onopang'ono komanso kwa nthawi yayitali, atapachikika ndi anzawo ndipo, ngati kuli konzekerani nkhondo zambiri. Zotsatira zake, pali kuledzera kwambiri, komwe, ndi chidziwitso chodziwikiratu, pafupifupi sichimapereka kavaka kameneka ndikulola tsiku lotsatira kuti mupite ku chomera kuti mukatenge kanthu. Tili ndi zotsika mtengo zomwe tawona, koma zomwezi zitha kubwerezedwa kunyumba ndi mowa wonyansa komanso vodika. Chinthu chachikulu pano chikuyenera kulangizidwa ndi chitsulo chopanda tanthauzo.Njira ya Euro inanso
Kukhazikika kwa ma euro - njira yabwino yolira. Pomwe ma Wetwork amasachedwa alibe nthawi yosintha tags mitengo ndi kuledzera kwa ku Europe kudakali kofunika kwambiri, mutha kuthamangira ku sulfas wapafupi ndikugula chinthu chosangalatsa. Koma sikulakwa. Ngati mumamwa china chokoma komanso chokoma, mudzakhalabe zokumbukira, mphuno ndi zovuta. Ndikofunikira kutenga botolo la time zowawa zowawa, mwachitsanzo, jagnthate, ndikumwa popanda kudya. Mankhwalawa ambiri adzachititsa kunyansidwa ndi chilichonse mwa inu ndikupangitsa kuti zikhale zosavuta kusokoneza. Njira yolakwika: Imwani vodima ndi Reliven Vodka, chitumbuwa, chitumbuwa, peyala schnapps, ndizo zonsezi. Iwo, oyamba, okoma, ndipo achiwiri, alimbikitse zochita zothandizira, zipangeni kupanga nyimbo, kumayimba nyimbo, pitani ku lalikululo ndikukalipira boma. Ndipo bwanji mukufunikira?Anakangana ndi wokondedwa wake / wokangana ndi wokondedwa wake
M'njira zonsezi, ndikofunikira kumwa vinyo wa m'chiuno. Chifukwa iye ali woipa, iye ndi wodzudzula, ndipo inenso ndimakondwerero chotere komanso chanzeru chotere, ndipo tidzakhala oona mtima, ndizosavuta kukhala ndi mavuto mosavuta kuposa momwe zimakhalira ndi bwenzi labwino. Atsikana omwe ali munthawi imeneyi ayenera kumwa pang'ono, chifukwa ndizosangalatsa, chifukwa chachikulu, odzipereka komanso odzipereka komanso ambiri amakola mutu wamoto, womwe ndi chilango choyenera kwa ankhanzawa. Anyamata - ankhanza kapena kuchitira nkhanza, chifukwa amayendetsa magazi ndipo m'mawa mutha kusuntha mapiri ndikuthetsa mavuto. Njira yolakwika: Atsikana - pitani ku bar ndikumwa cocktails (okwera mtengo), anyamata - amamwa-Dulani).Adagwidwa
Sizingatheke kuti musaledzere tsiku la kubadwa. Ndipo zikuwoneka kuti ndizofunikira kusangalala, koma zimakoka malingaliro achisoni, achisoni. Nikolai Vasasalyevich Gogol, kamwa ya ngwazi inanenanso kuti ndi malingaliro okwera kwambiri omwe amayenera kumwa Burgundy. Burgundy ndiokwera mtengo, kotero mutha kungogula vinyo wouma wowuma ndipo onse amagwiritsa ntchito. Osachepera lita, komanso bwino - zina zambiri. Imwani vinyo wofiira pakuwonongeka kwathunthu kwa chikumbumtima - ndipo malingaliro agogo anga adzakuthamangitsani inu osati mu njirayo, komanso tsiku lonse. Ndipo kenako mutha kuyamba kupanga, momwe mungakhalire. Njira Yolakwika: Imwani vodka. Kuchokera ku vodika, kungokhala kosangalatsa, ndi vinyo kumawonjezera ntchito zamaganizidwe.Anakangana ndi mnzake
Zimachitika, makamaka ngati mungayese kufotokoza zodziwikiratu, ndipo iyenso, amakanga mzere wake. Ndipo tsopano wina wasamukira kwa munthuyo ndi chilichonse, mkangano. Apa chinthu choyamba chiyenera kuyanjana ndipo kumwa nthawi yomweyo. Vutoli loyenera ndikugula vodika ndi madzi opanga maboni "belu" ndikukumbukira masiku akale akale, oledzera m'malo mwa Reese. Vodka yokhala ndi "belu" muyenera kusakanikirana mwanjira iliyonse, ndipo ndibwino kumwa imodzi. Wolemera ndi wopusa, woyendayenda ndikudula zinthu pokhapokha atangochotsa kuderalo, vodika kutsanulira pasadakhale mu pulasitiki yowala kuti muchite popanda anzanu. Zomwe zimasiyidwa sizimapezeka: zimafunikiranso kudya mpeni ndikupopera foloko. Njira yolakwika: mowa. Zake kuti zoterezi sizikuukiridwa.Chilichonse chatayika!
Sitikudziwa tsatanetsatane, koma tikumvetsa zomwe mukutanthauza. Pitani ku bar, ngati zonse zapita! - ndizotheka mawonekedwe a kupatula. Landirani tiyi wa Ice Ice. Vodka, gin, kuwala rum, tripl sec, madzi a lalanje ndi cola, zokwanira 28%. Imwani. Kenako imwani yachiwiri. Pambuyo pa lachiwiri mudzakhala ndi chiyembekezo "Ndiganiza mawa." Pambuyo mwachitatu adzabwezera chionongeko ndi moyo. Ngati ndinu okwanira wachinayi - "Zonse zapita!" M'malo mwa kutayika wamba. Mwambiri, tikuwonani mu bar.