Nthawi zina mumamvetsetsa kuti pali phompho kwenikweni ili pakati panu ndi mwana wanu. Sitili zokhudzana ndi maubwenzi - tikufuna kuyang'ana padziko lapansi. Mapeto ake, mwina nthawi zambiri sangakhale ofooka pomwe makolo ndi ana adawonekera mdziko muno m'zaka zosiyanasiyana.
Nthawi zambiri zindikirani kusiyana kwake, ndikubwezeretseka ndi ana a cartoon ndi mafilimu a ubwana wanu. Tinatenga zomwe anyamata amakono timakumana nazo pazomwe amakumana nazo pazomwe zimangodziwa.Zopangidwa, chiyani?
Tidayang'ana posachedwa ndi Banja Lanu Lomasulira wina wochokera ku Russia. Nkhaniyi ikuchitika ku North Caucasus, oyang'anira aku Russia komanso akavalo ankhanza akuthamanga mu chimango mu chimanga ndi likulu lalikulu la mwanawankhosa. Mwanayo amawoneka wodabwitsa, kenako amasankha mwadzidzidzi funso. Kukoka chala chanu pamalo otsatira, chomwe chiri pafupi kwambiri, ndikufunsa:
- Chifukwa chiyani sanadane? Kodi chinali lamulo lokhala ndi lamulo, inde?
Ana Abwino
Pambuyo pa mpikisano wa anthu a Soviet pachaka cha tchuthi cha Chaka Chatsopano, mwana wamkazi wazaka eyiti ali woyenera ndipo amatero Ukrruale:
"Amayi, kuti munandiuza kuti mu Soviet Union sanaloledwe kuvala kusukulu. Mu cinema onse owoneka bwino a khomo lachiberekero ali kuvala, zithunzi zimavala, ma lacke.
Sindinaganize kuti mwana wazaka zisanu ndi zitatu amadziwa za kukhalapo kwa Soviet Union, palibe chomwe chimadziwa za apainiyawa ndi upainiya. Ngakhale kuti mawuwo adamveka kangapo! Koma adaganiza kuti zimangogwira ntchito chabe. Monga, mpainiyayo ndi amene amachita bwino, wophunzira wabwino. "Kodi mwachita chiyani painipachi ?!" Chifukwa.
Chisamaliro, Turtle!
Mu kanema uyu, mtsikanayo ndi zovala za mnyamatayo (koma osakonda kusiyana), kungochokapo kusiyana wina ndi mnzake ndipo zitha kuwoneka kuti ali wamanyazi kwambiri. Mwanayo akufunsa ngati amamvetsetsa kuti ana akuopa kuyang'ana wina. Ndife "chabwino, inde."
- ndi chiyani, ana opusa sanadziwe kuti zonse zili mwamanyazi m'buluka ?!
Foni
Timayang'ana "wamatsenga" pansi pa Chaka Chatsopano. Mwana (zaka zisanu ndi chimodzi) mwadzidzidzi:- Ndiye chinthu ichi chomwe, foni ?!
- Kodi ichi ndi? Inde.
- Ndi chiyani chachikulu, chosasangalatsa! Sizodabwitsa kuti palibe amene amafuna kuvala nawo.
Kusintha
Njiece ya zaka zinayi imayang'ana pa "Husar Ballad". Ndipo ndi msungwana wanzeru, amamanga kuchokera ku mawu omalizidwa. Mlendo kuti azindikire kuti sakudziwa kena kake. Pambuyo poti chithunzi china cha masharubu a Husar, nkhani zamiyendo:
- Ndipo chifukwa chiyani amunawo asanakweze masharubu ndi ndevu zokha, ndiye kuti masharutala okha adayamba kukula, ndipo tsopano ngakhale masharubu amakula? Kodi chisinthiko ndi chiyani ?!
Okayika anali achikulire
Oyang'aniridwa ndi ana akazi "chinsinsi cha sutikesi yachikasu." Ndipo ndinadzuka, funso ndi: "Chifukwa chiyani agogo a mnyamatayo, pamodzi ndi Hooligans adanyamuka, ndipo chifukwa chiyani mnyamatayo sanadandaule?" Ndinayenera kufotokoza momwe amamvera ana.Vuto lidatuluka
Mwana wazaka zisanu ndi ziwiriyo akuwonera dongosolo la Post-Refefaby Fairy "Purezidenti wa Purezidenti". Machubu nthawi zonse. Pamene "Mr. Purezidenti" atumizidwanso kwa ngwazi tagakov, sayimirire ndikumuuza TV:
- chabwino, kodi Purezidenti ndi chiani ?! Purezidenti Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!
Kunalibe mawu, ndipo zinali choncho
Mwana wamkazi wazaka zisanu ndi zitatu, kufesa D'Arting D'osketrian ndi asketers atatu, nthawi yomweyo aramanis adatsutsa. Ndipo musamvere makamaka.Zima ikubwera
Mng'ono wanga anali ndi zaka zisanu ndi chimodzi pobwereza kwinakwake pafupifupi zaka makumi asanu ndi awiri a Okutobala. Koma, akafunsa chiyani, maholide ndi ambiri, chilimwe, chisanu? Chifukwa chiyani October anali nthawi yayitali ku USSR ?!
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