Tikudziwa kuti mukudziwa kuti kuthekera kopanga tsiku ndi kuthekera koyenda pa iwo kale lofanana ndi luso laluso. Muyenera kutha. Koma pali zochitika ngati zonse zimalakwitsa. Ndipo sitimayiwala izi.
Ingondipsompsone.
"Ndinkakhala tsiku lokhala ndi dude, lomwe linali loyimba m'magulu a msonkho. Analemba zonunkhira zina zonunkhira, T-sheti yokhala ndi chithunzi cha gulu la gulu lachipsompsona ndikupereka makadi abizinesi. Ngati wina kuchokera kwa anzanga akufuna kuyitanitsa gulu lawo kuti lise. Tsiku lonse, adanjenjemera za luso la kumpsompsona ndikufala pa Pank, chifukwa iwo, akuti, amalakalaka kupsompsona, osadziwika "osadziwika." Panalibe tsiku lachiwiri. "
KAKASCHANSKK
"Ndinakumana ndi munthu wina wochokera ku pulogalamuyo chifukwa cha chibwenzi ndipo adachedwa tsiku loyamba kwa maola angapo. Tidapereka. Kenako adapita kwa ine. Nthawi yomweyo anagwira chotonthoza changa ndipo anayamba kusewera mulungu wankhondo. Imodzi. Kenako adandipempha kuti ndikhale ndi msana wake. Kenako adapita kuchimbudzi komwe adalimbikitsa mphindi 45 m'chimbudzi ndipo ndidamva zonse. Kenako anabwerera ndipo ndinamupempha mwaulemu kuti achoke. Koma anati akufuna kugona ndi kugona nthawi yomweyo. Ndipo ndinakhala ndipo ndinakhala mopusa. "
Chivundikiro
"Ndinapita kukamwa khofi watsopano komanso wosalala pambuyo pa mphindi 15 adandiuza kale kuti adasweka ndi bwenzi lake, chifukwa sankafuna kugona nawo kwa amphaka awo. Sindinaziuze zikhalidwe, kenako adandiitanira mgonero ndikuti amphaka ake amupatsa zikwangwani, tiyenera kukumana kapena ayi. Nthawi yomweyo ndinalemba mlongo wanga kuti andiyitane "mtundu wa milandu".
Wokhomedwa wotsekeredwa
"Ndinapita kukayenda ndi munthu wochokera pa intaneti. Tinaima kuti tisiyire chilengedwe komanso mwadzidzidzi lanyamuka nkhope yanga. Ndinapita mtedza. Koma sindinasiye kulikonse, chifukwa ndinali mwana komanso wopusa. Kenako tinawoloka pa benchi. Ndinkakhala m'mphepete mwamphepete ndipo ndinaganizira za msewu. Nthawi yomweyo adayamba kubala maliseche. Sindinawuke mwachangu. "
Nthambi
"Ndi munthu ameneyo, anatiuza koyamba kwa nthawi yoyamba, koma adandiuza kuti abwere ku tchalitchi. Sindili wachipembedzo kwambiri, koma ndimaganiza kuti zili bwino. Mu mpingo, adandipatsa banja lake lonse, kuphatikiza achibale akutali, monga bwenzi lake. Kenako ndinadya ma donuts
Garage psychopath
"Ndinaitanitsa tsiku lomwe munthu amene amagwira ntchito garaja. Pambuyo pa ntchito, sanasambe ndipo anali thukuta komanso mafuta. Madzulo anali onyansa. Koma pamapeto pake ndinatembenukira zonse zikandifunsa, tsiku lina, ndimachotsa zipatala, chifukwa limayamba kukhala ndi mtundu wa anthu ndi odwala. "
Golozal Carbecue
"Ndinakumana ndi munthu wina wogwirira ndipo amandiimbira foni kunyumba kwanga. Anathamangitsa china chake ndipo adathamanga masana onse kuzungulira pabwalo lopanda mathalauza. Sindinakumanenso naye. "
Chisamaliro cha Zipatso
"Tinapita ndi munthu kuti amwe khofi ndikuima nthawi yonseyo kuti imagwira ntchito ya Wall Street, ndiye kuti ikukambirana za Wall Street, ndiye kuti akukambirana za Wall Street, ndiye kuti akukambirana za Wall Street, ndiye kuti akukambirana za Wall Street, ndiye kuti akukambirana za Wall Street, ndiye kuti akukambirana za Wall Street, ndiye kuti akukambirana za Wall Street, ndiye kuti akukambirana Pambuyo pake, ndidazindikira kuti anali mkate wamba. Kenako adandivomereza kuti anali ndi chidaliro chotsatsa, koma amakonda kuphika kwambiri. Ndidamufunsa kuti akukonzekera zabwino. Ananenanso kuti "msuzi wa zipatso." Kodi ndi zinyalala zamtundu wanji? Anati amakonza mbale momwe makomedwe amakomera awa angagwiritsidwe ntchito. Mnyamata kumbuyo kwa tebulo loyandikana naye kumamuseka kuti akukugonjerani kumbuyo kwa kuseka. "
Pigeon themberero
"Tinafika pa malo odyera aku India ndi kayendedwe kake. Ndinaphunzira menyu. Ndipo njiwa inawuluka ine ndipo ndinayang'ana pamutu panga. Ngakhale pang'ono pankhope. Mnyamatayo anayang'ana pozungulira. Ndipo sitikuwonanso.
Mithunzi ya opembedza
"Ndinaitanitsa tsiku la m'busa kuchokera ku mpingo, momwe ndimapita. Sindinawonekere zachilendo, chifukwa tidamverana chisoni. Pambuyo pa malo odyera, adati adagula matikiti a "mithunzi 50 ya imvi." Ndipo pa gawo pamilandu yachisoni imafinya dzanja langa. "
Dalaivala Wanu
"Mnyamatayo adandiitanira kwa iye ndi kunena kuti akufuna kuphika chakudya chamadzulo. Ndipo kenako adamupempha kuti amutengere ku Ikea kuti akagule tebulo lodyera. Ndidazitenga. Tabwerera. Pamene anali kukonzekera, ndinayang'ana sinema yosuntha ndi bwenzi lake. Ndipo kenako anafunsa ngati sindikufuna kukhala usiku, chifukwa m'mawa anali ndi zokambirana ndipo zingakhale bwino ndikadakhala kuti ndachitenga kumeneko. "
Fan wa "Paki ya Southern '
"Tinakumana ndi ophunzira omwe ali ndi mnyamata wochokera kusukulu yanga. Adandigwira kulowa m'chipindacho, chomwe chidajambulidwa ndi ma dude ena. Tidatsekera mchipinda chake, adayesa kundipatsa chakudya chamasamba ena ndikugwira bulu. Natembenukira pa katuni "South Park". Ndinapereka mndandanda zingapo ndipo ndinathawa. "
