Nkhani zonse ndi zenizeni, zomwe zimachitika sizikuchitika mwangozi: Izi ndi zotsatira za kafukufuku yemwe ogwiritsa ntchito akuwirira. Mumawerenga ndikuganiza - koma poyamba achikulire onse ...
Njira yopeweretsera
Tinakhala ndi chibwenzi changa, koma sizinafike kugonana, chifukwa tinalibe kondomu. Ndinam'patsanso kuti ayikenso pepala pakati pathu. Sindikudziwa zomwe adamva, koma m'malingaliro ake "kugwirizanitsa wina ndi mnzake kudutsa pepalalo" adayamba "kukulunga membala wa pepalalo ndikuyesera kulowa."Chithaphwi
Tinali ozizira kugonana popanda kondomu: Choyamba, ndimagwiritsa ntchito zigawenga za mahomoni, chachiwiri, tonse tinadutsa mayeso onse. Ndipo apa, ndabwera kuchimbudzi, ndipo ndimasilira osakhazikika. Ndine wamphamvu kwambiri, ndipo cum yonseyi yomwe inali mkati mwanga idatsanulira ndi phewa losamala molunjika pa rug. Buluu wakuda.
Moni kwa inu, bwenzi lopanda dzina!
Ndili ndi mole mwachindunji mu crotch. Munthu wanga wakale, nditamuona kwa nthawi yoyamba, adadodoma kwambiri, kenako ndidatola chala changa ndikufunsa "ndipo timamutcha bwanji?".
Nthano za Krakene
Ine ndi mwana wanga timakonda kugona, moona, ndinali wotsimikiza kuti izi ndi zomwe tikunena zogonana, koma m'malo mochita bizinesi, adayamba kusuntha ndikusintha milomo yanga, ndikuti "Tulutsani KHAKAM!".Phiri la Wokonda
Timagonana, ndipo chibwenzi changa chimafuna kuti ndife pankhope pake. Chifukwa chake adangondichotsa kuseri kwa bulu ndikuuka, koma sanawerenge mphamvu, ndipo ndidangoyang'ana nkhope yake. Nthawi yomweyo, magalasi anga anawonongeka, zidutswa zomwe zimakumbani kwa ine, chabwino, zala zinalinso zokongola - zophatikizika zakuda. Mwa njira, timadali limodzi. Nkhope inatsala pang'ono kukonzedwa.
Kugonana pambuyo pa ntchito
Mwamunayo anabwerera kwawo atangogwira ntchito molimbika, timagonana, ndipo zonse zinali zabwino mpaka atayamba kusuntha chilichonse pang'onopang'ono, pang'onopang'ono, kenako nkuyima. Zinapezeka kuti iye amangogona mu njirayi, akugwira chifuwa changa.
Wowunikira Wokonda
Ndili ndi nyimbo zongopeka kombat pafoni. Kamodzi adalira ndili ndi vuto langa. Mnyamatayo adayang'ana pafoni, pamenepo pa ine, kenakonso pa foni, kenako adauza mawu kuti akhale nacho. " (Chingerezi "mumazirala!") Ndipo anapitiliza njirayo. Zikuwoneka kuti ndizoseketsa!Kulephera ndi OBSC
Timagonana, ndipo chibwenzi changa chandifunsa kuti ndikhale kumaso ake. Ndinakhala pansi, ndipo zonse zinali zabwino mpaka adandipempha kuti ndiyambenso kutsamira. Ndendende iyi ndidayisunganso nyini mwachindunji kumaso. Pambuyo pake, ndikutsamira ndipo ... adafuwulanso. Sitinanenebe za izi.
Trombone mwadzidzidzi
Mnyamatayo ndipo timagonana pa sofa m'chipinda chochezera, pomwe galu wathu adathamangira, adalumphira pansi ndikuyamba kugwiririra mwendo wake.
Nkhanza nkhaka.
Tili ndi kugonana kuchimbudzi mu positi "DoggI kalembedwe". Ndipo kenako ndinagwirizana kwambiri kwambiri - ndipo ndimayimba! Zovuta kotero kuti kubwereranso kunamukana iye kuchokera kumaliseche anga, adataya malire ndikugwa.Gawo Loyenera
Ndili ndi cholembera pafoni, chomwe chimandithokoza ndikatha masitepe 10,000. Ndipo kamodzi usiku timagonana ndi mkwati wanga, ndipo foni inali itagona pafupi ndi kama. Ndi yekhayo amene adakhazikika, pomwe nyimbo idayamba kusewera ndikuyenda zokondweretsa. Anagwira kamphindi, eya.
Kalinka Malinka
Ndinaitanitsa munthu kunyumba yemwe wadzitamandira kuti agone, akunena, akudziwa kulandiridwa kwa chinsinsi cha Cunnightus, komwe atsikana amayamba misala. Mwachidule, tinali pabedi, anayamba kutsika, ndipo zinafika pomwepo, zinkandikwapula ku nyini.
Zolaula zakomweko
Ndinkakhala ndi munthu wina yemwe anali atavala pubes. Choyamba sindidapatse mtengo wake, koma kenako adanditsogolera kuchimbudzi, komwe adawonetsa betri kuti achotse tsitsi ndikuti nthawi zonse amakhala ndi nyenyezi yolaula. Nkhani yozizira, bro tsopano.Kuphiphiritsa
Munjira momwemo, ndinamizidwa phazi la kukoka. Anayendetsa zochuluka kwambiri kotero kuti tinaimitsa - sindingathe kuchita kalikonse, ndimangolumpha mwendo umodzi ndikulira kuchokera ku zowawa. Patatha pafupifupi mphindi 10 ndinamasulidwa, ndipo ndinayesetsa kukhala wachiba, koma sanadzuke.
Msonkhano Woledzera
Mwanjira inayake ndidatenga munthu mu kalabu, pofika nthawi yomwe tidafika kuchipinda changa chogona, tonse tidaledzera. Koma ifenso sitinathe kulowerera wina ndi mnzake, ndipo tinaima, ndipo mwadzidzidzi, anati: "Ndikudziwa kuti ukuganiza za iye!. "CHABWINO?" - Ndidafunsa. "Pa OffFi!" - "Nanga bwanji?" - "Zolemba zochokera ku zikopa! Muli ndi chithunzi naye! ". Apa ndinali kusokonezeka kwathunthu, ndikunena kuti: "Inde, ndiribe chithunzi!". Tinayambanso mwadzidzidzi, mwadzidzidzi akuti: "Tsoka ilo, sindimakonda kwambiri ndale" - ndikudula.
Nthawi yoyamba
Timagonana ndi chibwenzi kwa nthawi yoyamba, zonse zidachitika bwino - pafupifupi mphindi zitatu. Koma mwadzidzidzi adatuluka mwa ine ndipo adayamba kuseweretsa maliseche. Mwachidule, anagwedezeka pafupifupi mphindi zisanu, pambuyo pake adafotokoza kuti adawona zolaula zotere.Mbiri Yogona
Kamodzi nthawi yayitali, pakugonana ndi chibwenzi, ndinali wodalirika kwambiri mpaka ndidayamba kuwerenga bukulo pamwamba pa phewa lake. Vuto langa.
Strapon
Zakale (zopangitsa kuti:) Amakonda kugwiritsa ntchito strapon m'masewera ogonana. Ndipo, zikutanthauza kuti tikuchita zogonana, amakumana ndi pansi, ndikugwa, ndili ku Strapon. Ndipo kenako anatembenukira kukakumana ndi ine nati: "Zikuoneka kuti ndayamba kale bedi lonse, pomwe?".
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