# Yanebolibezazazaati: Flashmob, komwe mazana a atsikana adavomereza kuti adagwiriridwa

Mtolankhani waku Ukraine Anastasia Meleenko adafika ku Facebook Hookg # Yaneboilescazati - nkhani zenizeni zokhudzana ndi kugonana ndi chiwawa. Pics.ru amafalitsa chimodzi mwazokhudza nkhanizo. Ndikofunikira kukambirana za izi. Chifukwa simuli wolakwa pa zomwe zinachitika.

Nkhanizi zimakhudzidwa ndi kufanana kwawo. Nthawi zambiri sitilankhula za anthu osadziwika. Awa ndi abwenzi achidziwikire, abwenzi abwenzi, abale, kutali komanso ayi, amuna, abale. Choyipa chachikulu ndikuti mwa mawonekedwe amodzi kapena nkhanza zina zogonana zimachitika 100% ya azimayi. Ndiye kuti, aliyense wa ife. Ziyenera kukhala. Ndipo sitikhala chete.

# Yanebosamazaza, koma ndimanyansidwa kwambiri kuti ndiyankhule nazo. Ndazindikira zachiwawa kangapo - ndipo kunena koyenera kunena kuti Sazzynov omwe sangathe kulowa, ndipo posachedwapa ndidaphunzirapo zachiwawa, sanathe kuvutikako Kuvulala, izi sizikugwirizana.

Ndinamunyengerera kuti ndilembe izi, ndipo poyamba ndikufotokozera chifukwa chomwe ndimachita, ndisiyeni komanso kunyansidwa kosatha. Ndipo ndikamachita manyazi.

Choyamba, mutu wa chiwawa ndi chathengo. Pa izi, inde, pali zifukwa - koma pali zotsatira zofunika kwambiri kuposa zifukwa zonse: Ozunzidwawo akukhulupirira kuti milandu yawo ndiosowa komanso yapadera. Aliyense ali bwino, koma ndili ndi cholakwika. Kuneneza kwa chikhalidwe kwa omwe adazunzidwa, kokera kwambiri nafe, pamapeto pake kumatsimikiza kudzipereka komwe nkhaniyo ili mmenemo. Zomwe muyenera kuchita mosiyanasiyana (Sankhani zovala zina, kuti muwonetsere zambiri, osaseka mokweza, osapereka nambala yafoni - nditha kupereka nambala yafoni - nditha kukhala ndi mndandanda), ndipo Kenako zoopsazi zitha kupewedwa.

Izi sizowona. Izi sizowona! Wovutitsidwayo sangakhale wolakwa, sanadzikakamize, sanakhumudwitse anthu ena, sanadzigulire, sanadzitengere. Palibe "Malangizo", palibe "Kuthawa", palibe chowiringula ndi mafotokozedwe a zomwe wogwiririra. Mobwerezabwereza: Palibe zochitika ngati izi zomwe zimabweretsa kugwiriridwa. Kugwiritsa ntchito ndi kusankha kwa wogwiririra, mfundo.

Ozunzidwawo akuyenera kumvetsedwa kuti sayenera kuimba mlandu, ndipo alibe yekha, kuti chithunzicho chomwe chidanamizira ndicholakwika komanso chovuta. Ine ndipo popanda uyu Hashgaga adasinthidwa mwangwiro kuti zana limodzi, zana limodzi mwa azimayi anga oletsedwa, ndi ambiri mwa anthu omwe adazidziwa anali mwanjira imodzi yokhudza nkhanza. Pansi kapena m'badwo kapena chikhalidwe sichimakutetezani kwa munthu wina wopotozedwa.

Kachiwiri, ndikuwona anthu ambiri, makamaka amuna, chiwerengero chonchera chonchi, monganso, adadzidzimuka kumapezeka mwadzidzidzi nkhanza zachiwawa, mwachilengedwe ndizodabwitsa. "Chermihi" oterewa ankangowona nyuzipepala okha. Ndipo ndikofunikira kuti ine ndizithamangitsa msomali wina wa zoopsazi, kumvetsetsa uku ndi chiyembekezo choti amvetsetse kufunika kopewa zinthu ngati izi. Kupita pakhomo pakhomo, tengani mnzanu woledzera kapena bwenzi lochokera kuphwandolo, kuti mupereke limodzi ndi nyumbayo - bwino, inde kudziletsa. Monga mukuwonera ndi hesteg, kugwiririra sikuti nthawi zonse ndimakhala wamaniac osadziwika pakhomo. Nthawi zambiri ndi bwenzi lomwe limakhala usiku wonse.

Inde, kwa Yemwe, zinthu zoyipa, zonyansa zowopsa zotere - pakadali pano ndi nthawi yoti musiye kuwerenga. -

B *** b, ayi, sindingathenso kulankhula. Ndinali ndi zaka khumi ndi ziwiri, iye anapita ku khomo la ine. Ndidakhala sabata lotsatira kunyumba, zaka ziwiri zotsatira sindinakumane ndi makolo anga pakhomo, chifukwa sindinathe kupita naye, kapena sindinkayenda ndi nyumba zomwezo, ndidati tili ndi dera lowopsa ndipo munthu amawopa. Mwinanso ndinali woyenera kutero zaka khumi ndi ziwiri, kapena kuti ndisabwerere 3 masana kuchokera kusukulu?

Chidwi chodziteteza. Kuphatikiza pa phwando lodziwikiratu, wophunzitsayo adandiphunzitsa kuti mpeniwo ukhale bwino, kuti asamenye momwe angatetezere ku kugunda, bwanji popanda zida zoti amenyedwe kuti apite, ndipo anali zotheka kuthawa - zonse zomwe mukufuna mtsikana wazaka 14 kuchokera ku banja labwino.

Knife - molondola, Kuyendetsa - ndidavala kwakanthawi, zinali zothandiza kwa ine kawiri. Kamodzi kunali kokwanira kungowonetsa, tsiku lina ndinakumbukira maphunziro. Pafupi ndi khomo limodzi, panjira. Ndimakonda kukumbukira milanduyi. Ndidabwezeratu zonse zomwe zidandichitikira. Sindinawononge thanzi langa - choncho, nditakakanda, jekete losefukira, - koma ndili ndi mphamvu, ankawopa, ndipo sindinachitapo kanthu. Izi zinali zofunika.

Kuyendetsa ndidatayika pafupifupi kalasi yomaliza maphunziro. Ndipo pamaphunziro akale a yunivesiteyo, ndidaima kwa mphindi imodzi pamsewu wanga waku America (zikuwoneka kuti ndichiritse kumbuyo kwanga, ndipo ndidandibwezera pakhomo ili. Mwina sindinali woyenera kuluma mumsewu? Ndi kumbuyo kwa mphamvu zake zonse mmaso ndi chidendene mwendo, ndinatembenukirako, ndinatembenukira kwa iye, ndikuyipitsa zala zakubadwa. Adagwala za zala zake m'maso, ndikukumbukira momwe ndikumbukirira, ndikulowa mkati mwa zala za matope okhala ndi eyelsids ndi eyellas, ndimakumbukira kuti ndikukhudzani mkatikati. Ndipo momwe amachokera ku mphuno zomwe adayendayenda - ndidadzuka bwino. Chosangalatsa ndichakuti, wogwiririra akumbukidwenso mwamphamvu zomverera zake? Sindinathe kuthawa pamalo ano, ndidayenda mobwerezabwereza, pamsewu woyaka, womwe ulibe zitseko zosayembekezereka kumbuyo kwanga.

Ndili ndi agalu, ndinapita nawo. Galimotoyo idayimitsidwa, anthu awiri amasulidwa m'mitundu makumi asanu, a seaty, adayamba kudziwa, ndidawanyalanyaza. Wina anayamba kuyandikira pafupi, motsimikiza unanditengera ine ndi chikono, ndinakweza khungu langa kuchokera ku galu wodula ndikuyang'ana amalume. Lachiwiri linati - pie, Vona Yobnuta, dia, Yaki Ochi. Pakadali pano, ndinangoyerekeza kuti mutha kuchita ndi munthu wamoyo yemwe ali ndi galu wodumphadumpha ndi carbine wokusaka kumapeto. Ndiye kuti, inde, yobnuti Uchi anali ndi pulogalamu yathunthu. Mwina sindinali woyenera kuyenda pa 5 pm ndi galu.

Ndili ndi zaka 15 ndi ine pa tram siyimi yoyimitsa "yodziwitsa" mnyamata wa wazaka makumi atatu. Anali wolimbikira, adafunsa foni, Torwogal, limodzi ndi nyumbayo. Ndi tram. Kumbuyo kwanga. Ndidafunsa anthu ena angapo, gulu la amuna angapo, kuti anditeteze - apa, ndikuti, Mmodzi ndisiyirepo wina, ndipo iwe undigwirira kwa ine . Cholo, chomata chokhala ndi "mbeta" chomwe ndidauzidwa - musapange. Chabwino, ndinapita pachimake chapakati, odzaza kwambiri, amapita ku chimbudzi cha akazi ndipo amakhala pamenepo kwa ola limodzi. Nthawi iyi ndinatayika, koma ndinaziwona nthawi zingapo pamalo omwewo, iye moni. Ndidakwera ndikuyenda ndikuyenda pomwepo sikunawonekere. Chifukwa chabwino, mwachiwonekere - sindinali woyenera kugwiritsa ntchito mayendedwe.

Pafupifupi pamayendedwe oyendera osandiyambitsa. Tsopano ine ndikuganiza - zaka khumi, ndi Buyertat mpaka Wokhala Wolemba, mosalekeza, nthawi zonse. Chakhumi ndi chitatu trolleybus, sitima yoyamba, minibuses 113 ndi 126, Kiev okwerera sitima - kale anayamba kukhala mu Kiev - zonse amaperekedwa kwa ine amene akufuna kukhudza, cuddle, kuti ndizicheza akusonyeza nkhani za Colin. Ali mwana, nthawi zambiri, pambuyo - kamodzi pamwezi pafupifupi. Mwinanso, sindiyenera kukhala loyera.

Kuchokera ku zoyipa zonsezi, mudzadabwa, koma patatha zaka zonse za ukalamba ayi kuti ndimafuna kuti kugonana. Komabe, iye anali, chifukwa, chifukwa. Chifukwa timakumana, chifukwa sindine woti ndikhaleko ndikuti ndipeze kampani yosakanizika kuchokera kwa anthu angapo, ndipo chifukwa choti mayendedwe sanatanthauzenso, koma ngwazi zathu nthawi zambiri zimatanthauzira. Inde , ndipo Huli ndikulungamitsa). Mwanjira yanga yokhazikika, mwachilengedwe, adandiphunzitsa zovuta za blowjob ndi mawu oti "uchikulire", chifukwa kugonana wamba ", chifukwa kugonana wamba", chifukwa kugonana wamba ", chifukwa kugonana wamba", chifukwa kugonana wamba ", chifukwa kugonana wamba", chifukwa kugonana wamba ", chifukwa kugonana wamba", chifukwa kugonana wamba ", chifukwa kugonana wamba", chifukwa kugonana wamba ", chifukwa kugonana wamba" Sho Gagaga, ndi Gaga Tsopano, koma osati moseketsa.

"Mavuto Anga" Ndinaganiza za nthawi imodzi ya mankhwala, komwe ndidauzidwa ndi chilankhulo cha Russia chomwe sindinkandiimba mlandu kuti ndidagwiriridwa kapena kuyesa kugwiririra. Lingaliro ili mwanjira ina silinandipezepo kale.

Kenako anangoyamba kumene ambiri amalingalira kuti kusasamala machitidwe ndi kukhumudwitsa ena. Mwachitsanzo, kugona ndi munthu kamodzi kokha, ndipo nthawi yachiwiri simukufuna kugona naye - koma ndikosatheka kufotokozera munthu chifukwa chiyani. Dzulo inde, koma lero palibe - sizichitika mu ulaliki kwambiri, chifukwa chapezeka, kuchuluka kwa abwenzi anga. Osakhumudwitsa. Ayi, kamodzinso, popanda kusokonekera: Anthu mwachilengedwe amawonedwa kuti amapuma mlandu kugonana. Kodi mudagonana ndi munthu uyu kamodzi pa mgwirizano wapanthawi zonse? Zonse, kukana kulikonse kotsatira kumakhumudwa. Iye si wolakwa kuti musafunenso, sayeneranso kudziwongolera yekha, ndipo mukufuna chiyani.

Kapenanso tsoka linanso: Tikukhala gulu lalikulu lodziwika bwino ku Kabaska, lodziwika bwino kuchokera ku Kabak, khalani pansi. Ndi m'modzi mwa omwe ophunzirawo, ndiyenera kupita kumeneko ndipo apa pa bizinesi yanga, nthawi iliyonse akamasewera "samandimasulira, ndiye kuti sakudziwa. Kwa nthawi yoyamba, sindinazindikire, "Kachiwiri, ndidalonjeza kuti ndizithira pulagi yanga ndikuwafunsa kuti ophunzira ake amutsogolere, ndipo pa lachitatu, pomwe Dzanja, mongalo. Sindinayendepo kale. Ndikuganiza kuti sindinatsatire anzanga m'chipinda chochuluka.

Sindinayeneranso kubwerera kuchokera ku omwe akudziwana ndi alendo omwe ali ndi basi, pomwe m'modzi wa alendo adakhala mawondo anga motsutsana ndi chifuniro changa. Nditatopa basi ya basi - ndipo munaziwona zonse - kugwetsa, ndinamuthira pamutu panga, zikuwoneka kuti ndi mowa wake. Mwina yanu. Basiyo siyinalire pamodzi chifukwa cha izi, chifukwa ndinali wosatheka kuti ndisagwedezere ufulstery ndikusinthanitsa dothi - ndikadandiyesa.

Ndikuuza, kuphatikizapo milandu ya nkhanza zomwe zalephera ndipo ndikumvetsetsa kuti sakuyenera kuyang'ana m'maso mwa owerenga ambiri. Kupatula apo, munthu amene sanandikhumudwitse chifukwa cha tebulopo, atandigwera, sanandimenye foloko, sichoncho? Kodi mumadzigwira pa lingaliro ili tsopano? Zomwe, mwina, ndikadapha mwangozi podziteteza (ngati mbali zonse ziwiri zinali zosangalatsa), ndimadya, mwachitsanzo, kuti musalole kuchita zachiwerewere. Kwa wotchinga - ndikumenya bamboyo, Ugh.

Ndiye kuti, kugwiririra munthu kuti iye ndi mkazi, kuli bwino. Kugwiritsa ntchito zovulaza zakuthupi ndi zamakhalidwe pazaka zambiri, kwa zaka zambiri kuti mumve kulankhulana bwinobwino, khalani munthu mwamantha - ndizotheka, izi ndichifukwa choti wogwiririra sadzilamulira. Ndi foloko mu munthu wamoyo ndikupanga mog. Tespi, mtsikana, sangakutaye.

Sindikulamulira ndekha. Kuyambira pamenepo, kuyambira thwelote 12, osalamulira. Ndipo ndikanakonda kuwongolera, ndikufuna kuchitira "zotulutsa" wamba - zimangosewera, si munthu wamkulu, koma mwana wamkazi wosavuta, samamvetsetsa - inde sindingathe. Ndipo palibe aliyense, amene sindilangize.

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