Pezani kanema yemwe simunayang'anire kukuyang'anani, sizinali zophweka. Koma tikuwoneka kuti tapirira. Izi siziri pafupifupi ma dinosaurs. Uwu ndi chodabwitsa chapansi pamadzi.
Pakakhala malo osatha, bwato la padendelo limawuluka ngati laseti kuchokera ku lezala lotetezeka. Magawo awiri aliwonse amakhala mu sitimayo (kapena aunies, sizikudziwika kuti) komanso mwachikondi amayang'ana zopanda pake zowala zomwe zimasanjidwa mithunzi yonse ya lalanje. Pakadali pano, wina chimodzimodzi amadula m'bwatomo, ndipo onse amaphulika mokweza. Pa vavol sanamve? Pepani, pepani. Zombo zabalalika mwachindunji mu fumbi, ndipo crap ya lalanje pa liwiro lowopsa limayandikira pansi.
Misth, nyimbo zochititsa mantha, zosokoneza bongo zosatha, zolembedwazo zikuwoneka pansi pazenera: "Bermuda Triangle".
Kamera kamera imayenda pa sitima yaying'ono ndikuyang'ana. Adoy Captain Misonkho mabisas kuchokera ku nsidze zolimba mtima ndi Palleloon: "Sindimakonda zonse."
- Inde, inde, ndikugwedeza imvi.
"Sindimazikonda kwambiri," milomo ya akapolo a Captain amasindikizira.
"Inenso," oyendayenda akusuntha.
- Mukudziwa komwe tili? - amafunsa woyang'anira.
- - Wokonda Nafegegator.
Wowonerera wodziwa bwino ali pamapilo - zimakhala zosangalatsa komanso zosangalatsa.
- Ku Bermuda Triangle, - amafunafuna woyang'anira.
"Ah," akutero oyendayenda. - Zokwiyitsa bwanji. Zombo zambiri zapita kuno.
"Inde, owerengeka," mkuluyo akunjenjemera.
Wowonetsera wozindikira amasindikiza popcorn. Kuyang'ana kutsogolo - mphindi khumi kuti kazembe ndi wotchinga kumatula kuno kuti atulukenso mwezi woyamba, yemwe amangowonjezera mantha owonera filimuyi.
Zolemba zopanda madzi. Pansi pali bokosi la tini, lofanana ndi nyumba yamilime. Pansi pazenerali akuwoneka motere: "OSHOMAN WABWINO KWAMBIRI PANTHAWI. Kamera imayang'ana m'bwalo ndipo limalowa m'chipinda cholumikizira ndi makompyuta. Pambuyo paiwo amakhala owuma ndi ma tini opindika ndipo amapindika kwambiri ndi chala chokhazikika pa kiyi ya Enter.
- Jessica, kodi kafukufuku wanu ndi wotani? - amafunsa wachinyamata wochepa thupi ndi kulimba mtima kwambiri kotero kuti wowonera wodziwa bwino ntchito nthawi yomweyo amamvetsetsa - munthu wamkuluyo ali patsogolo pathu.
- Pali ena a electromaginepompolations, "akukhudzidwa, kukanikiza nthawi ina kuti mukhulupirire.
"Osadandaula, okondedwa, amvetsetsa," inatero wosuntha pakati pa kompyuta.
"Zikomo kwambiri," wotsutsayo amakumana ndi protagonist, ndipo wowonera wodziwa ntchito, ndipo wowona waluso adaganiza kuti kusakwatira ku States sikunapite.
"Hei, anyamata," amatero chikondi.
Chifukwa cha makompyuta ena awiri, anyamata ena awiri amawonekera.
- m? - abwana.
- Chabwino, mwezi wachiwiri wonse womwe tili ndi zolimba za electromagnetic, - amalamula okondedwa, ndipo wowonerera wodziwa akumvetsetsa kuti ubongo suli mu station.
- Ndipo ndidzapita kumzinda kuseri kwa ma cookie, - agwera mawu a protagonist, amakhala mu mawu achinyengo (owona mtima!) Surmaria ndikusungunula m'madzi amdima.
Tsekani-mmwamba - chru yayikulu ya lalanje patsikulo imayamba kuwala. Tsekani-mmwamba - gulu la asoti omwe anayenda, kenako nkutembenuka - ndi Ida kumbali.
A Guys ku Scuba Mingss amakula pozungulira ndipo akufunafuna ma electromatram ofwamba amphamvu.
Brunette amapukuta kiyi ndi kufuula: "Hei, anyamata, pali madontho ofiira pazenera, omwe amapita kwa inu, kunyamula." Wowonera wodziwa bwino amamvetsetsa kuti anyamata sakhala ndi nthawi yodzudzula. Mphindi zitatu zotsatirazi zimakondwera, zomwe ndikuganiza.
Bolanette.
"Ndikofunikira," Wokonda amadabwa, "asodzi amakhala ngati achilendo.
Kuyambira m'chipindacho ndi makoma agalasi amawoneka ngati anyamata ometa m'magalasi ndi microscope kumanzere. "Asayansi," - mwaulemu amaganiza wopewa nkhani wodziwa ntchito.
"Tidataya don ndi Jack," imatero chikondi.
"Ndikofunikira," wasayansi ndi wochititsa chidwi, "asodziwo amakhala ngati achilendo.
"Iwe," wondifunsa mwachidwi, "Ndazindikira kale kuti izi ndi zokometsera za makhiristo a malalanje?
"Ayi," asayansi amayankha mwachisoni, "sindinawonepo chilichonse. Ndipita, ikani zoyesa zingapo.
Zowoneka bwino, owonerera odziwa ntchito amalowa molemekeza.
Dongosolo la General, Expreses osatha, chotengera cham'madzi kuchokera pa chochitikacho 1. Kamera imayendetsa bolodi ndikuwonetsa kuti kuchokera kumbali ya nyanja imayamba payipi yoyandikana. Chovala chimakhala kumbuyo kwa payipi ndipo wowonera mwachimwemwe amawona kuti denga limatambasulira m'bwatomo komanso malo okwerera pansi.
Pafupi. Shaki amaseka payipi.
Maulamuliro apansi pamadzi ndi a sironi, magetsi ofiira amafalikira, matopewo amang'ambika mu Nyanja yayitali, maanja amawuluka mwa iwo.
"Ah Mulungu," a Brunette, akugwira chifungulo, "Talephera dongosolo la moyo, jenereta, mpweya wabwino ndipo umatha mpweya wabwino. O Mulungu, ndipo palibe cholumikizidwa.
Wowonera wodziwa bwino akumvetsa kuti pali china chofunikira payipi yopanda pake.
Kudula chombo kuchokera ku chochitikacho 1. Kondome Speate, Zokhudza:
- Tasiya kulumikizana ndi "OSHoma", Michael, Aloya ndikuwona chiyani.
Wowonera wodziwa bwino Michael sadzatsika, ndipo ndi zolondola.
Kugwira chinthu chochititsa chidwi. Kafukufuku woboola ndi wankhanza, koma wokoma, nkhope imauza ngwazi yayikulu:
- Usaope, dokotala, tidzapulumutsa mkazi wanu.
Dongosolo la General - Banja la Nufty la Nufler limadzaza m'madzi. Wowonera wodziwa bwino sakhulupirira maso ake.
Kudula.
Mkulu wina anati: "Inde, timupulumutsa aliyense, ndife a atomine asitikali a atomine a Navy USA.
Wowonera wodziwa bwino amagwirana chanza pakusaka mbendera yoyera.
- Zikomo kwambiri, kapitawo, - ids unyinji wamkulu ndikupanga nkhope ya kuvutika.
- Dokotala, - amalume molimba mtima, koma ine ndimaimira pa utoto waukulu, ndipo ngati mwachotsedwa ntchito pa malo anu, mudzaweruzidwa.
"Khalani-kukhala," akutero pritagonist ndi spitches.
Station "Oshhoma". Aliyense ndi wodetsedwa komanso thukuta nthawi yomweyo. Alulu amakwera manja ake ndi zofuula kuti: "Tonse tonse tifa pano." Wokonda modekha amamugwetsa modekha ndi mawu oti "tsekani, freak, mumachita zoyipa kuposa amayi." Wowonera wodziwa bwino akumvetsa kuti wokondedwa wake ali ndi pi-eich di pa psychology ya tsoka.
Kudula sitima zapamadzi.
"Tikuyandikira" Oshi, "akutero kapitawo wa munthu wamkulu," izi zokha ... Tilibe madzi pansi pamadzi.
"Munaganiza chiyani kale?", Oret anali wowonera wamkulu, koma si kanema pomwe zonse zili pamashelefu. Apa ndikofunikira kuganiza.
"Palibe mavuto," akutero a Pritagonist, amatulutsa chibwano, "m'chuluki ndimasambira.
- Ndipo ine ndili ndi iwe, ndi ine! - amalirani amalume kuchokera ku zombo.
Kaputeni ndi protagonist kotero kuti wowonera yemwe adakumana naye wodziwa ntchito amamvetsetsa - imodzi sinawonongeke.
Station "Oshhoma". Amalume, omwe amalowerera, kutsanzira suramarine wachikasu kuchokera ku kasinthidwe ka malo ndi mivi. Chuma chachikulu chalanje pa tsikulo chimayamba kuwala. Shaki akuukira bwato ndikumugwetsa, osangosintha.
Asodzi amachititsa kuti akhale ngati modabwitsa, "Wokondedwa atero, ndipo woonedwa ndi woonedwayo amamvetsetsa kuti amamukonda kale.
Khalidwe lalikulu ndi amalume obowola amalonda amavala ma striblands ndikusiyira pabwalo la atomiki kupita pachipata, chomwe, mwachiwonekere, chifukwa chosinthana.
- Mbali, ndikupita! - amatero wotsutsa.
"M'malo mwake, za tigick," okondedwa anga.
Wowonera wodziwa ntchito akufuna kufunsa komwe kulumikizidwako kudachokera, ngati sikuli, ndipo palibe amene adayesa kukhazikitsa, koma chifukwa china sanali chete.
Chovala chachikulu chalanje pansi chimadziwika bwino. Gulu la Shark mu kuchuluka kwa anthu asanu ndi awiri ozungulira ngwazi ndi amalume kuchokera ku zombo zamalonda.
"Kaputeni," wokondedwa, "asodzi amakhala ngati achilendo, akukwera torpedo pa iwo.
"Mwana wanga," Captain amanjenjemera, "Ndili ndi ndalama zochepa ku Polvegaton."
"Koma uwu ndi mwayi wake wokha," wokondedwa wokondedwa.
"Chabwino, chabwino," akutero Captain, "ndimaphika torpedo."
Dongosolo lonse. Panyanja yosatha, kasupe wa SPELY amatenga.
- Zikomo inu, kapu, onse a Northel, - anena za pritagoni.
- Willis, ndiwe? - Mafoola odziwa bwino.
Station "OSHoma", munthu wamkulu ndi kupsompsona, nkufunsana "ar ndi chabwino?".
Asayansi adumpha m'chipinda ndi makoma agalasi ndi kufuula: "Ndinamvetsetsa chilichonse, makristali a lalanje awa ndi mafuta owuma, ndi mlendo".
Amalume ochokera kumalonda amatulutsa AKM ndikuyendetsa pamzere pamakompyuta.
- Mudabisala bwanji pamakina am'madzi ?! - Oret owonera odziwa bwino, koma zimanyansa.
- Ndinu chani? - Khalidwe lalikulu limadabwa, kuyang'ana mitembo ya ogwira nawo ntchito.
"Ndine woyimba wachinsinsi wankhondo," amalume amalunza okha, amatembenukira, osachita masewera olimbitsa thupi. - Pali chinsinsi chachikulu cha gulu lankhondo, ndipo inu, assoles, motayiratu kutilepheretsa kupanga chiwembuchiritso chankhondo.
Munthu wamkulu ndi wokondedwa amathawa, ndipo wobisika amakwanira kupulumuka komaliza - Brunette - ndipo akuti mawu achilendo: "Udzakhala wopita."
Brunette m'dzenje. Wowonerera mu dzenje. Wobisalira nawonso sanamvetsetsenso zomwe ndimatanthawuza, motero nthawi yomweyo imaponya brunette pachipata. Chipata cha chipata chimadzaza pang'onopang'ono ndi madzi, brunette akuyang'ana zala zala zopumira, kudumphira.
Mphindi zisanu zotsatirazi, wothandizila komanso wachinsinsi amathamangira kudutsa malo owonongeka ndikumenya wina ndi mnzake kuti achite bwino. Kenako anapambana zabwino, kugwera kupitirira popikoleti, kupsompsona, anenanso zabwino, nalumbira kuti mu moyo wotsatira adzakhala limodzi.
Kabichi wa sublimirine.
"Kaputeni," akutero woyendetsa ndege wamadzi pansi pa madzi, "adamwalira, zinali zofunika kuti apite.
- Inde, inde, afpuni, ali ndi chiyembekezo chamtsogolo, ngodya za madigiri makumi awiri.
Station "Oshhoma". Kuwala kowala kwa lalanje kumawonekera mu porthole. Pansi pafupi ndi masisitilo, lumo lalikulu kuchokera ku lezala lotetezeka limatsitsidwa. Mlendo wosalembedwa amafalitsidwa kuchokera ku kaseti (bwino, kapena aunty, hook), kwezani crap yalanjeni ndikumulala bwino.
Oyandikira - maso ozungulira a munthu wamkulu. "Momwe ndikumvera," adatero ngwazi ya wowonerera.
Kabichi wa sublimirine.
"Wachetechete," akutero Captain, "wina wagogoda."
Wowonera wodziwa bwino kukula kwa submarine, liwiro la pabwalo la pabwalo la nyukiliya, kunyamula pabwalo la sitimayo, kumeta ubweya wa panyanjawu komanso zolusa mwakachetechete.
- tsegulani chipata, chomwe cha promised, chikulamula woyendetsa.
Kandaponda adataya protagonist, wokondedwa pawokha (kuno wowoneka) wopanda scuba.
- Zabwino, zomwe mumakonda! - Funsani munthu wamkulu ndipo amamufunira kwambiri pamasaya.
Chomwe mumakonda chimapangitsa "khe-khe", chimapereka madzi, amatsegula maso ake ndikumwetulira.
Tring's Tritsi la Captain limagula kuthyolako.
Musacheke a Marine yosalala, yakuda, osuntha.
Motsutsana ndi maudindo, timamva nyimbo zosokoneza ndikuzing'ung'uza. Wowonera uyu akukumana ndi orgasm.