Tiyerekeze kuti mwawerenga nkhani zonse pa intaneti momwe mungakhalire achikazi. Adalowetsedwa ndikukhala. Zopweteka. Kenako nkhaniyi si ya inu. Kwa inu, taonani, maluwa. Ndi nkhani iyi kwa amene sachita, inde, ndi kuusa moyo papilo: "Chilichonse chozungulira ndi - akazi, ndipo ndili ndi mahatchi olimba inde."
M'malo mwake, ndizosavuta kukhala mkazi kachiwiri. Osafunikira seminato ndi magulu okwera mtengo m'mawuwo: "penti, tsitsi lanu, mukuganiza bwanji, abwenzi?" Ingokumbukirani zokwanira. Chifukwa kulibe mkazi wosakwatiwa, yemwe anali m'modzi kamodzi mkazi. Koma zikadangochitika, tikumbukiranso komanso kujambulidwa. Potsatira nthawi yongobwerezanso - komanso ku Nymphs, kovuta kwambiri.
imodzi. Mulimonse wosamvetseka, khalani ndi kubangula. Kubangula kumachepetsa ena, ndipo zimapangitsa kuti zinthu zisamvetsetse bwino, kenako nkuthetsedwa.
2. Gwiritsani ntchito thukuta. Mwachitsanzo, panja panja. Mnyumbayo unaswa crane? Perekani chiwonetsero choyamba kuthamangitsa chinsinsi chosinthika. Palibe makiyi. Mpando oyala! Nyanja yomwe mungagwe, kanikizani manjawo kumakachisi ndi kubuula. Kuusamuka ndikuitana aliyense yemwe sangathe. Nenani kuti crane idasweka. Mukamati, kuyimira hamster yanu zaka makumi awiri zapitazo. Anamwalira, makolowo ananena kuti atha kutha, koma kenako mudziwa chowonadi. Mawu akunjenjemera? Zabwino kwambiri.
3. Kamodzi ndipo nthawi zambiri iwalani mawu oti "ndimayimitsa rauta kuti apange netiweki yamphamvu kwambiri." Timaphunzitsa malembawo kuti "Sindinadina!"
zinayi. Chilichonse chomwe chimachitika, nenani, "O!", Sindikhala wolakwitsa.
zisanu. Murznzi! Muyenera kuzirala. Ngakhale mu Caribbean. Ngakhale mu sauna. Ndiwe mtsikana, muyenera kuponyera pamapewa achi French.
6. Palibe matumba a inbox kuchokera ku sitolo. Yoghurt ndi mulu wa katsabola - molondola. Kodi timadya chiyani chamadzulo, wokondedwa? Katsabola. Ndiwothandiza komanso osalemera.
7. Iwalani za zovala zabwino. Palibe mathalauza. Ma Studi, masiketi opapatiza. Komanso, ndizochulukirapo mwa iwo. Ndipo atsikana okha ndi omwe amavutika, kavalo mu mzere kuti avutike kamodzi.
eyiti. Osalola nsonga. Mnzakeyo adayitana ndikufunsa upangiri pamutuwu: "Mukuganiza kuti andiponyera chiyani kapena ayi?". Osayankha! Lankhulani: O, ndakali woipa, ndimamvetsera ...
zisanu ndi zinai . Wowotcha Banja ku Spa. Kodi izi sizikuwathamira? ", Ndi ndalama. Mu feminity ndalama. Adzasamaliranso chifuniro, ndipo m'miyoyo adzanyada kuti onse a Kallechy ali ndi chigwa cha siliva.
10. Chete ndikumwetulira. Ili ndi chida chovuta, kupha. Ola loyamba ndi theka limavuta kwambiri kudzipangitsa kukhala chete, koma kenako mumazolowera.
khumi ndi mmodzi mwa khumi ndi m'modzi khumi ndi m'modzi kwi Sipalibe komwe mukufuna, ndi komwe kuli kovuta. Ndi kuusa moyo, kubuula.
12. Mwamunayo atadwala - palibe chifukwa choti dokotala, safuna thermometer, jakisoni, viniga ndi kutentha. Muyenera kukhala pansi ndi kunong'ona kuti: "Osafa."
13. Kuyimirira pa slab ndi physiogy - izi sizachikazi. Ophika bwino kwambiri, monga mukudziwa, amuna, ndipo mumayika misomali. Varnish yopusa, sakufuna kuume.
khumi ndi zinayi. Mutha kulira pambuyo pogonana. Koma uyu ndiye woyendetsamwamba kwambiri, sitikudziwa bwanji.
fifitini. Musakuloreni kuti musokoneze. Apa, tinene kuti, ndinawerenga nkhaniyi kuti ndikawerenge mnzanuyo, ndikupanga nkhope yanu ya nkhuku ndikumatamandana ndi mawu amunthu: "Ichi si chikazi, chimakhala chikondwerero chakale." Ndipo simutaya! Ayi, - nenani, China chonga ichi.