Ngwazi zina katuni zimakhazikika kwambiri ndi anthu otchuka. Ndipo ndiwe wanzeru. Chifukwa chake ngati mukufuna chitsanzo cha kutsanzira, mutha kukhala: Pics.ru adapeza zilembo zazikulu zisanu ndi ziwiri kwa inu, zomwe sizingayesetse kulembera moyo.
Marge Simpson ("Simpsons")
Kalabu wamba? Oo chabwino. Ali ndi tattoo yokhala ndi dzina la Homer pa pubis ndi banja lonse la Simpson atakhala pa sofa, kumbuyo kumbuyo. Zaka zambiri, Marge adamenyera ufulu wa akazi, adasinthiratu nyuzipepala ndikuyendetsa pa sukulu ya koleji. Ndidakali wokonzeka kuchita nawo - Martja anali apolisi oyang'anira, adakhazikitsanso plamion, adalemba pa TV, adagwira nawo ntchito zambiri zomveka zovomerezeka. Ganizirani izi pamene liwu lamkati likuyambanso mawu oti banjali limachepetsa mwayi wanu. Komabe, zabwino koposa zonse, Marita adakhala kuti akhale woyang'anira banja lake lomwe linamulimbikitsa. Ndipo moyo ukapatsa nthochi zake zowola, amafuula kuti "ukupumira!" Ndi kuphika mkate wa nthochi. Mu 2007, Angaja adakhalabe ndi nyumba zachilendo kwambiri malinga ndi magazini ya Maxim ndipo adawonekeranso pachikuto chake. Ndipo mwakwaniritsa chiyani?
Alice ("Alice ku Nucemage")
Kuti utsi wa Nora wa kalulu woyera, mlandu ndi wopusa, amene akukangana. Koma aliyense amene sakukwera noram aliyense wopusa - sakumana ndi Hatniki ndipo sasewera crictic ramingo - m'mawu, mwina sangawerenge zosangalatsa. Alice, mwina mwana wa ku Enontroria yemwe ali kutsogolo, koma akudziwa mtengo wake ndipo safuna kuti alendere, amakhala ndi mfumukazi ya chess komanso istars yomwe yalungo, si amantha. Ndino iwo, malingaliro a demokalase: Kaya muli osachepera katatu konse ku Augusta, komanso kuchuluka kwake ndi kunyada.
Wanchka ("Chip ndi Dale atha kupulumutsa")
Gaekhka (choyambirira - chida) hacrech ndiye mtsikana yekhayo m'gulu la anthu amphongo. Ndi wophunzira wophunzira kwambiri. Woyimbayo amalembedwa mu ndodo ndi woyang'anira. Kumbukirani gulu lankhondo la mafani ake ndikukumbukiranso ngati malo ogwirira ntchito akugwira ntchito kwenikweni, ojambula ndi zamzitini ndi Gikovsky Warehoule ya Maganizo amapangitsa mkazi kukhala wopanda nkhawa. Ndowu yowala ya Redhead shroad ndi malingaliro ndi zopatulika amakhulupirira zopangira, kuti "ziyenera kugwira ntchito!". Sizimagwera mumzimu pomwe sizigwira ntchito (ndipo zimachitika kawirikawiri). Izi zingakhale zotheka.
Lois Griffin ("OGULIDA")
Lois ankakhala ndi mwamuna wake Peter, yemwe sanatchulepo kanthu kotentha, pafupifupi zaka 20, ndipo sanataye fumbi. Sakuchoka kuvala mochedwa ndi kuwomba waya, kuti apeze ndalama mu zogonana pafoni, adachitikanso zolaula. M'mawu, owotchera moto, theka la mtundu wa mfumukazi m'chikondi (kuphatikiza PSA Bryan) pachabe.
Mumina Mayi ("Mumina Troll ndi Conet")
Mimaina mayi ndi ma troll ena onse nthawi zambiri amatulutsa zithunzi. 18, ndipo titha kulankhula nawo ndi maola - amangowapatsa zofuna. Koposa zonse, timakonda kuti mui amayi sakhumudwitsa chilichonse. Chipani chimodzi person? Zabwino kwambiri! Madzi osefukira? Ndizosangalatsa kale. Kodi Snusmumurikik aliwonse adatsika ndi cholinga mpaka kalekale? Inde, palibe funso konse. Mimitana mayi wina wawonongeka zen, kapena ndinazindikira kuti ulendowu udazindikirika bwino ndi mavuto. Chifukwa chake, silikutsutsidwa konse, lomwe ndi mukufuna inu.
Mbali yopanda ("Kid ndi Karlsson")
Kuchokera pamalingaliro a Gopnik Carlson, iye, eni nyumba ndi wokwera pa apocalypse. Koma mbali ina yopanda utoto ndiweso wabwino kwambiri nyumba komanso dona wokhala ndi mfundo zolimba. Ndipo palibe amene angamutsimikizire kuti ayenera kulandira zabwino zonse, ma buns, malo aumwini ndi kuitanira ku TV. Mbali yopanda pakeyi, yomwe tikudziwa kuchokera ku katuni - osati chipatso cha malingaliro a wolemba Liidina wanyumba ya Liliana, yomwe m'banjamo idatcha Aunt Motya m'banja. Mwa njira, mbali yotalika ili ndi dzina - ambiri, dzina lake ndi Hulsir.
Francin Smith ("bambo aku America!")
M'mwezi wa Francin Zhul Namelmom: Kurdula katsabola, adakwera ndi ma rockers monga gulu, aliyense wa iwo amapatsidwa chitsamba m'munda wake, ndi dimba, ziyenera kunenedwa, zazikulu. Koma kenako Francin adakumana ndi CZCUSDNIK ndi phompho lalikulu ndipo adatsika pansi. Matenda a ana ndibwino kuthana ndi ubwana.