Ndikofunikira kupuma kuti miyamba idatsutsidwa ndikuchita manyazi. Ndipo tafika, muyenera kulemba pa torkcheels - kuti tchuthi chokonzekera chingatileke. Pics.ru adatenga gulu la Mbande ya Mbandeyonse zomwe mungaphunzire kuchokera ku zojambula zonsezi!
Pambuyo paukadaulo tidapanga nkhalango
"Atangochoka pa basi, amamva cholakwika ... Wolandila alendo amawoneka wowongoka bwino, wopezeredwa ndi kuphunzitsa anthu. Kwenikweni, Turks ... Aliyense amene adakhazikika mchipindamo, adabwereranso ku receptor ndikupempha kuti asinthe chipindacho, hotelo, mzinda, dziko, dziko lapansi kenako pamndandanda. Pempho la Wina, wina ali ndi akatswiri onse a Khaalar mu bafa ... "
Ndipo akangaders a Khaalar adapita kwa anthu omwe ali ndi anthu ... (Nawo ndi kupitirira apo - pafupifupi.
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"Hotelo ndi katatu wolimba. Koma ndi pansi pa hoteloyo poyang'ana manda. Chifukwa chake, ndikuganiza nyanja si woyamba watsopano! "
Kupha Kopeka!
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Chifukwa chake, mokondweretsa- ku hotelo yonse? Pali mtundu ...
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"Chitsogozo chimafunikira kuti chigwire mmero ndi scrotum nthawi yomweyo. Yang'anani m'maso ndikufunsa funso kuti mudikire yankho. Nthawi zonse amayankhidwa mwachangu kuposa funsoli ndi nthawi yomaliza. "
Chifukwa chake sizodabwitsa. Kodi ndani angachedwe?
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"Makanema ojambula. Madzulo Bingo. Pa tsiku lachisanu lomwe ndimafuna kupha ndi zophulika 59 ndi kapu yapulasitiki. Masana ovina. Mwinanso anali ndi manyazi okha. Mulimonsemo, zimawoneka choncho. Wachiwiri wanga m'moyo wanga adaphunzira kuyambira koyambirira mpaka kumaliza. Yoyamba, kudzera njira, yomangidwa zaka 25 zapitazo. "
REK Chuma, komabe.
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"Ngati wina alowa mu hotelo iyi - ibweretse makanema a mtunda wa mbeu, ndudu yakuda ya kapiela, kapena china chathu - munthu amakhala wotopa kwambiri."
M'mbuyomu, Tostalgia adakopeka ndi ma birchms, ndipo tsopano zili ngati.
"Tinatengedwa kupita kuchipinda choyang'ana padenga komanso izi ngakhale kuti timalipira patchire! Ndipo akangopeputsa titangopanga nkhalango. "
Ndi madrid
"Mwamuna wina amene anali ndi nkhomaliro mu tebulo limodzi, akudikirira kuti banja lake likamaliza kudya mchere (mwa njirayo, zonse, zonse m'masambe), zinayamba kukwera kiriti kuchokera ku dzuwa. Mawonedwe akukhala akukhala pansi mwachidwi kuwonetsetsa kuti ma tattoo ambiri amawonekera. "
Zen ndi luso la chisamaliro cha ma tattoo.
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"Sindilinso nagy ku Turkey."
Kuvala nawonso, mwinanso chabe.
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Nditha ndi kuphimba. M'chidziwitso chenicheni ...
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"Hoteloyo sililankhula Russian, kokha mu Chingerezi (mwatsoka timadziwa zoipa)."
Tsoka ilo, Russia omwe mwadziwa kwambiri.
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"Pali mtundu wina wa Bureau kumeneko. Funsani: "AI preña gw timat todrid. AI wokhala ndi bai tu ("lui" - imodzi, "tu" - awiri) tikiti ndi madrid. "
Yesu! Ndife inglis chabe wa UAN. Pakali pano Khet guw iye amadrid!
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"Bukuli ilinso likulemba molakwika chilankhulo ndi matchulidwe a Chingerezi."
Ndikadapereka mawu onena pamwambapa.
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"Miyezo kwa wopanga mmawa wa stramble ya stramble ya stramble ya scramble yomwe idatchulidwa kale. Ulyanov, dzina lake Lenin ndi Kalole wake wocheperako pansi pa dzina la Masuleum."
Ndipo ndikadakonda kuona mawonekedwe a dzina lake.
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"Sali woyera, musataye zitsamba - musadikire."
Mavuto Awiri: nseru ndi kutsegula m'mimba
"Kuphweka kwa abambo anga, omwe adangotulutsa botolo la vodka kuchokera m'thumba, kuyikapo cholembera chomwe chidanena kuti nthawi yoyamba m'miyambo yawo yokongola komanso yadziko lapansi mwanjira ya Vodka - ine ndi amayi anga tinkanamizira kuti sitidziwa bwino. Koma abambo akumwetulira pa 32 adampatsa zotsatira zake - chipindacho chidapatsidwa bwino ... "
Ndiye pa 32 kapena 0,5?
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"Ndimangolingalira zochuluka zomwe zingawonjezere chakudya chomwe sindikufuna, koma chofunikira."
Ndipo kenako akuwoneka choncho!.
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Wofufuza komanso patchuthi amagwira ntchito popanda kubereka.
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"Ayi, muyenera kudya zochepa, kumwa zochepa - ndidadzilimbitsa. Koma, zolemera zonse, ndidaganiza, ngati musinthira kudya, kenako mu masabata awiri nditataya masiku khumi ndi anayi. "
Ndipo chowonadi chomwe chimalemera kwambiri!
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"Anthu a ku Russia adakumana ndi awiriawiri, ndipo mavuto onse (nseru, kutsegula m'mimba)".
Mwangozi? Osaganiza!
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"Chakudyacho chinayesedwa ndi chimbudzi chodwala, kotero kuti zatsala kale!"
Ikani - amaganiza kuti ndiwe.
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"Palibenso ambiri akudziwa."
Amapulumuka madzulo.
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"Pakatha sabata ya chakudya m'chipinda chodyera ichi, ine ndi mkazi wanga tinali kupembedza chakudya, kunyanja, kwa wina ndi mnzake."
A Bromine apo, ndi chiyani chomwe chimawonjezeredwa ndi chakudyacho?
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Womalizidwa patenthe, itha kugwiritsidwa ntchito ngati mayeso azomwe zamwazi! Kapena werengani monga rap.
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"Atadikirira pamene banga limatseguka (10.00), anathetsa modabwitsa masiku 6!"
Hmm, lingaliro lalikulu.
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"Atakhala ndi moyo masiku atatu ndikuyamba kuyang'ana pansi, ndidayesa kufikira ma corps anu pazizindikiro - sizinachite bwino ..."
Ndikulemba kuchokera ku bar tsiku la chisanu ndi chimodzi ...
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"Ndinayesera kuti kuli mwanawankhosa, koma ndimakayikira kuti ndi mbuzi."
Kwa mwanawa wa mbuzi - Mwanawankhosa anganene pa moyo.
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"Zikuwoneka kuti zimadya nyama, ndi nkhuku, ndi nsomba, koma zonse mu mtundu umodzi! Wina angaganize kuti ine ndi mwamuna wanga amamusiya chakudya, koma ayi ... ngati ndiyang'ana chakudyacho ndipo sindimatha kudya zinthu zambiri! "
Zomwe zimagwirizira nsalu yotchinga
"Madzi ofunda, 27-28 madigiri, okwera pa 8.30 ndikusenda mpaka 12 koloko masana. Gombe ndi loyera, lokhala ndi zimbudzi, koma sitinazitengepo mwayi. "
Mabulidwe pafupipafupi, NDA.
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Zowonadi, kulawa ndi utoto, ndiye kuti, kukongola ndi kukoma mtima kwa amphaka, palibe akomwe.
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"Kunyumba ku nyumba ndiyabwino, palifiriji ndi macirochen."
Ndipo mu Museum - Stereo Lisa.
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"Chifaniziro cha mwana wamphongo chinakhumudwitsidwa pang'ono."
Ndipo kodi mumafunira chiyani kuchokera kwa mnyamatayo?
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"Mu ndemanga imodzi imawerengedwa: Kuperewera kwa chipinda - kumangirirani papa wa nsalu yotchinga m'bafa, tsimikizani: timitengo."
Mboni ziwiri zili. Kodi mudzatero?
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O. Ichi ndi lingaliro lopanga! Sindinayese kubisa zophophonya kuti zibise zophophonya.
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"Samalani ngati mukuwongolera paulendo wowongoleredwa wa Larisna wa azaka zapakati ndi nkhope zomwe sizinachitike ku Russia komanso m'chiuno. Amapanga zoyipa. "
Kuchokera pamalo ano, chonde, mwatsatanetsatane, tili ndi chidwi!
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"Moona mtima, ndizovuta kulemba za hoteloyo, chifukwa sindinkangowona ndi kungoyang'ana ku Sober ... Ndidadzuka - mkaziyo ali maliseche pafupi, ndipo adaziyika Potsatira cafe yotsatira, adapita kukayendanso. Pa phwando, sananene chilichonse chomwe adakhala usiku - nthawi zambiri amakhala m'mahotela buzat. Zitafika, tinkachitikiranso m'chipindacho ndipo chitseko chinathandiza kutsegulidwa - ndinayika ntchito iyi 5. Chakudya cham'mawa sichinadye, chifukwa Panalibe mowa, ndimayika chakudya 4. Nditakumana ndi mwana wangayo, ndikumanabe ndi mtsikana uyu, ndizichita ukwati ku Czech Republic! "
Lankhulani, kupumula bwino? Ayi, izi ndi Eugene adapumula bwino!
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"Zikhale zowawa zathu zidzakhala Nyenyezi."
Ameni! Ndiye kuti, Zingakhale bwino.