Kuyankhula Frank Zokhudza Anthu Kuyendetsa

Kumayambiriro kwa chaka chomwe chikubwerachi, nyani amene tidaganiza zolankhula ndi omwe ali olumikizidwa ndi nyani m'khola la anthu onse. Osati zophweka, koma ndi grenade. Malinga ndi zotsatira za kafukufukuyu, zinaonekeratu kuti "nyani ndi grenade" ndiye lingaliro la ntchentche. M'malo mwake, zinaonekeratu kuti lingaliro ili ndi lambiri lokhudza anthu, koma ndife ololera, motero tidzalemba "kusinthasintha".

- "Ndikatsogolera galimoto, ndimangotsogolera galimoto. Ndipo zimawonjezera membala wawo. "

- "Amadwala chimfine, osatuluka m'chipinda cha bulangeti, ndikugula magalimoto ndi kufalikira kokha. Ndipo ndinabereka ana ndipo ndimatha kugwetsa chiwongola dzanja. Asiye, sakudziwa kalikonse ka zowawa. "

"Amalumikiza Chiwanda cha Chiwanda kuyambira mzere wachinayi mpaka lachitatu mpaka lachiwiri kudzera ku malo oyeserera, pomwe zonse zikugwira. Sindinawone mayi wosakwatiwa yemwe angapite choncho. "

- "Ngati mkazi pagalimoto yabwino amaphwanya njira yothamanga - yachedwa. Ngati bambo pagalimoto yabwino amaphwanya njira yothamanga, magetsi olembedwa motalika pamwamba pake: "Ndalipira!".

- "M'bale wa ine pamwezi ndi theka la Troll - adafunsa ngati sindinathe kuthyola galimoto. Ndatopa, ndimayika kumbuyo kwa gudumu. Akukwera, onyada, chin. Ndipo kundiuza za zobisika za kuyendetsa (zoona zenizeni zodziwikiratu, zimaganiziridwa, zikuwoneka kuti sindikuwadziwa). Ndipo kenako tinkafunika kutembenukira kumanzere. Ndikunena - mumatembenuka kumapeto, anzeru. Ndipo akuyankha kuti: "Bwanji, ndili pa chakudya chachikulu?". Zingakhale zamacinamu - pakhoza kukhala mutu wonena za Monkey Kudzizindikira: Sakudzidziwa. "

- "Ine mwanjira ina zimazungulira pafupi ndi woyenda pansi. Ndipo zabwino kupepesa, kotero palibe njira. Analumpha kuchokera mgalimoto ndipo tiyeni tizikanene kuti ali ndi zaka khumi ndi zisanu kuseri kwa gudumu. Anamuuza kuti akuyendayenda zaka makumi atatu, ndinali ndi kawiri konse. "

- "Chakudya cha munthu, ndipo ali ndi utsi wakuda wochokera pansi pa mitate. Chizindikiro, chopsinjika - palibe. Kutsatira pafupi, kukwaula. Mapeto ake, amachepetsa, zenera limatsegulidwa ndipo latopa: "Kodi mukufuna chiyani, chitsiru?". Ndikunena kuti, mwa mfundo, kalikonse, koma ngati galimoto ichotsedwa m'matambo, ndiye kuti mapiritsi amagwiritsidwa ntchito kwambiri, ndipo mpweya umatsukidwa ... ".

"Ndinkagwira ntchito m'matayala mu taxi, ndinatenga amuna ena oledzera mwanjira ina, omwe anali nthabwala zonse za akazi kumbuyo kwa gudumu. Ndipo ndidavala zambiri momwe ndingathere (sindikudziwa) komanso mosavuta. Kapu, magolovesi, jekete lotsika. Pafupifupi, pamene ndinawayankha kumapeto kwa moyero: "Asiti mazana atatu, iwowo ali ndi mantha."

- "Chofunikira pakuyendetsa galimoto ndi kuthekera kukhala weniweni, mumve momwe zinthu ziliri ndi kumvetsetsa zomwe zidzachitike. Kotero icho chizikhala zoti: Mudzalandira mawu zana limodzi pamutuwo: "Baba anali mbuzi, wogona kumanja ndi ponasasu."

- "Asayansi aku America adazindikira kuti amuna amadziyendetsa pafupipafupi kuposa azimayi. Ndipo ine, monga munthu, yemwe sanadzipangire yekha (osati kumbuyo kwa gudumu), ndikumverera mtundu wapamwamba kwambiri. Chifukwa chake musasaine. "

Maganizo omwe adasonkhanitsidwa Alexander Stiilaanskaya