Komwe kuli aphunzitsi a Zen kwa agogo athu ndi azimayi ena okalamba a Soviet Harding! Popanda kukokomeza, iyi ndi mphunzitsi wabwino kwambiri padziko lapansi, ndipo mutha kudzutsa chilichonse ndi wina aliyense. Mawu awo ndi milandu ikukulitsa malingaliro athu za dziko lapansi ndipo zimatilimbikitsa nthawi zina zoseweretsa zosayembekezereka ...
Odziwa bwino
Mu minibus amayenda ma botaraya ndi mdzukulu wa zaka 13 mpaka 14. Akuluakulu mphindi 20 akuyesera kulankhula mdzukulu wotsekedwa. "Kodi mumavala chipewa?" - "Noshhu-Voshu ..." Mtsikanayo akuganiza kuti agogo ake ali kale ndi dziko, akungolowa, akunena za kumbuyo kwake. Mkazi wakale samadzipereka ndikuyesera kuti alepheretse mutuwo pafupi ndi mtsikanayo, ndimakumbukira adzukulu omwe chibwenzi ndi Nataska ... Komanso pali kupuma. Ndipo kenako agogo omwe ali ndi kamvekedwe ka kazembe, ngakhale ndi mawu osakanikira, nkhani: - Kodi mumadzilamulira? - Dr. Ah ... - Akuluakulu sanayembekezere chidziwitso chotere. - Mudaphunzirapo kuti ?! - Ndi zomwe mungamuphunzitse Iye, kumbali zonse ... Wopusa ndi wina. - Kodi mukufuna kuchita nanu? - AMAPEREKA MLUNGU WABWINO. "Chabwino, bwerani," akutero mayi wokalambayo ndi wofanana ndi tsiku ndi tsiku. - Pakadali pano ku Instagram, tiyeni tisaine: "Tikupita ndi agogo ku Mega!" - Mtsikana akusangalala, ndipo nthawi yomweyo amayamba twitter. Agogo amangomvera. Kuuka Kwake!Wophunzitsa Wokwanira
- Ha, bambo, thandizani kuti sutukesi kuchotsa! - "Dandelion" akuwonetsa kukula kwa Baul. Ndiuchimo pakatikati pa tepi. - O, osati anga, zikuwoneka! - kukonza ma sutukesi kumbuyo. - O, pali uta, ndiye wanga! - Chitani, ndimayang'ana. - Osati, ndili ndi uta pa womangidwa ... WIN, ndikupita! - kuloza Sutukesi yayikulu kwambiri. Mwamunayo saime pafupi: - Agogo, nditha kukutengera iwe wekha mphunzitsi woyenera !?
Wamatsenga wabwino
Mu umodzi mwa mayunivesikidwe aukadaulo panali kalasi ya makompyuta, pomwe labotale imagwira ntchito ndi zaka 70. Nthawi zambiri anali atangokhala pakona yake ndikuluka. Mwanjira ina ndimakhala, ndikulemba pulogalamu, ndipo sizigwira ntchito, ngakhale ndiwe wamisala. Mantha. - Chani? Sizigwira ntchito? - Ine ndikumva mawu a agogo anga kumbuyo kwanu. Popeza wozizirayo sanazolowere chizolowezi, ndinayenera kuyankha, vuto ndi chiyani. - Ndipo mukulengeza kusinthasintha kumeneku kuchokera ku pulogalamuyi ndi pulogalamuyi ndikupangitsa kuti padziko lonse lapansi ... - Agogo a Granny. Ndataya mphatso yakulankhula. Pulogalamuyi idakalipobe ngati wotchi ya Swiss. Pambuyo pake, ndidamva kuti agogo anga aakazi ofuna kusankhana mitundu ...
Mfundo Yomaliza
Ndinapita kwa agogo anga. Monga nthawi zonse, zodulira, pie. Titayamba ndi agogo anga andale, agogo anga ankamvetsera pang'ono, osazengereza - ndipo adapereka chidule chopanda malire: "Ndipo ndikukuuzani, Achimereka ndi opusa kwathunthu! Iwo adapambana ndipo Purezidenti tsopano sakhala Russian! " Panalibe chobisa, tatseka mutuwo ndi agogo anga ...Mphindi yophunzitsa
Tikudikirira ndi chokwera choyambirira pamalo oyamba a yunivesite. Atsogoleri awiri okalamba ndi abwino. Timadumphadumpha, kenako bwerani. Mphunzitsi wina akufa: "Zikomo inu, osati ife nthawi zambiri, anthu okalamba, pitirirani ..." - "Ndipo usanene kuti. - Analera achinyamata amakumana mopitilira ... (Imani.) Nthawi zambiri ma Bastards awa amasesa zitseko! "
Eh, unyamata! ..
Agogo anga aang'ono ali ndi chidwi ndi chidwi chotere pa intaneti. Kuvomereza moona mtima kuti pamutu "point g." Komabe, ndikuganiza kuti sizidzafika. "Ali kuti" iye "ali kuti? - Omwe Akumva Agogo. - Unyamatayo adapita, sakudziwa komwe sadziwa komwe ... "ndi agogo aakazi amaganiza mozama mfundo yachisanu ...Maphunziro Ogonana
Nthawi ina, akamagonana ali ndi chipinda, agogo ake amadzuka kuseri kwa khoma. Mwinanso, agogo awa anali osiyana kwambiri, chifukwa sanangomva zomwe zinali kuchitika, komanso taphunzira momwe izi zinachitikira. M'mawa mwake adauza mdzukulu wake kuti adagonana ... zolakwika! Ndipo adauza momwe zingafunikire. Zinapezeka kuti mothandizidwa ndi njira yovuta ya anthu atatu, imodzi yomwe ili pansi pa mtsikanayo, mnzake wachiwiriyo akuchita zinthu zomwe zikusokonekera, ndipo wachitatu uyenera kuyang'aniridwa ...
Kuzindikira kwanzeru
Adawona gawoli. M'mawa mwake bwenzi langa liyenera kupita kwa bwenzi. Sindimadzuka, mutu ndi lalikulu, bata limadutsa ma mile ... amalowa utatu. Ndipo mdzukulu ndi agogo awo aamuna, anzeru. Mnyamatayo alengeza kuti: "Agogo, amakoka amalume!" Amaganiza kuti: Kodi amayankha bwanji mawu ngati amenewa mosamala? Ndipo agogo ake achidule kwambiri anati: "Choyamba, chisanu, koma fungo. Ndipo chachiwiri, amalume - wophunzira, uwu ndi fungo lake lachilengedwe. "
M'bwalo wokalamba wakale
Pa kuuma kwa agogo a ku Ukraine. Mwana wa mwana wa mwana wamwamuna wazaka zisanu adabwera ndi makolo ake kukaona agogo ake. Pabwalo agalu awiri, makungwa, wilig yatsekedwa, kwaya yonse kufuula kuti: "Bab-Len!" Pa SIP yonse, agaluwo amangidwa kwambiri. Zimatuluka kuchokera ku Agogo - ndipo panjira yopita pachipata chimatsikira agalu: "Chabwino, kuti mukhale mu tchizi!" Mdzuwo wa mchimwene wake ndi wodekha: "Chilichonse, chachete, chokhala chete ..."Mumapereka chiyani?
Ndipo tsopano ponena za kusamala kwa agogo a ku Ukraine. Mtsikana wina wa minibos amamvetsera china chovuta kwambiri kuti ngakhale kudzera m'matumbo ake omwe adamva kwa aliyense. Gwedezani mu kugunda ndi thupi lonse, amatero china chake. Nthawi inayake mu ExStacks Mipukutu: "Imfa-E-e-e !!!" Mkazi wokalambayo amawerama pafupi naye mwachifundo: "Nditatu wanga uti, mpweya wanga?"
Agogo ake
Nthawi ina, pamene ndinali wamng'ono, agogo anga ndi ine tinapita kuti ndikayende - ndipo ndinatayika chifukwa adaganiza zodula njira. Yabwerera mochedwa. Ndinkawopa kuti agogo atifunsa, ndi kaduka athu, ndinathamangitsa mapazi anga onse. Ndipo ndi mawu ofunsa a wofufuza: "Ndipo simunatenge alendo? Apa ine, dzulo, zowopsa kwambiri ...Mphamvu yodziyimira nokha
Ndikulankhula kuchokera ku mawu a Atate. Zitachitika nkhondo yokhayo. Anakhala moyo, panali mayi wachikulire yemwe ali m'mudzi wa Bashkir. Atalangidwa - mutu umagawika, mafupa a lomit, kutentha. Palibe chochita, muyenera kupita kumudzi wina, komwe ndinakhala ndi Sanchast. Zimatenga nthawi yayitali bwanji, koma mudachita kale pamaso pa fanizo. Amalowa mu Hut, ndipo apo m'mphepete mwa matenda omwe ali ndi matenda omwewo. Malinga ndi conderor, namwino amayenda, mabwalo m'magulu onse kuti athandizire njira yolandirira odwala. Ali ndi thermometer ndi mkazi wokalamba. Ndinakhala pansi, ndinamva bwino, ndipo ndinamwa kunyumba, makilomita khumi. Namwino madzulo a thermometer imodzi sanachitike, koma palibe chomwe adalemba. Zoseketsa zinayamba pachaka. Agogo adawonekeranso mu Pratrat ndipo adayamba kufunsa galasi lamatsenga land. Amati, kuwonongeka kwachikale kumene - ndipo tsopano thanzi limazungulira! Anayambitsa madotolo kuti amvetsetse: zikupezeka kuti agogo awo akangobadwa - nthawi yomweyo madigiri a Chanmpit ndipo mphindi zisanu mwatsopanonso. Mwambiri, madotolo adafunsidwa ndikusankha: Zimathandiza - ndikofunikira kupereka. Agogo achimwemwe achimwemwe amakhala masiku ena onse ali ndi thanzi labwino!
Adotolo mwini
Agogo anga aakazi akhanda amakhala moyo wake wonse - ndipo sanapite kwa madotolo. Nditayamba kumufunsa iye kuti afunse chomwe chinsinsi, ananena kuti ndili mwana akamalanda kumbuyo kwake - ndipo adapita kukathandizira pa moyo wake. "Ndiye iye anandibwezera? Piritsi limodzi lamutu! Iye analibe zinanso ... Inde, mtsikanayo, pitani osati tchimo! Chabwino, ine ndinadutsa pang'ono - ndi kununkhira ... kotero ine kuyambira pamenepo ndipo ine ndimvetsetsa, ine ndi ine ndikhoza kumangodzigwirira ntchito ndekha! " Ndipo zowonadi, kuyambira pamenepo mpaka imfa ya imfa (iyo ndi ya zaka 87), Baba Ksana adapirira mwakuyamwa.
Zokopa alendo
Mwana wamkazi ndi mwamuna wake anapita patsogolo kwambiri. Gulu la Alendo limapita pa lalikulu, anthu ambiri ndi achichepere. Mkazi wokalambayo adabwera m'basi, womangidwa, womangidwa, wazaka. Bukulo, akumwetulira mosangalala, anakumana naye, monga wachikulire, "Moni, Raisa Ivanovna!" Kuukiranako kudapita kokongola, mayi wina wokalambayo adayang'aniridwa pamodzi ndi aliyense, madzi atathira madzi okwereramo, ndipo atadya chakudya chamadzulo, atakhala zana, kudzakhala zabwino "! Pa zofunsidwa, izi ndi zomwe ... pafupi ndi mawu ake. Kwa zaka zingapo zapitazo, madokotala ananena kuti ndinali ndi matenda oyipa kwambiri, ndipo ndimakhala nthawi yayitali. Ndipo ine ndekha, sindimafunikira aliyense ... Chabwino, kuti ndisasokoneze, ndinasankha kuthetsa moyo wanga. Ndipo adapangidwa kuti athetse kudumphadumpha! Monga ndidakwera pamenepo - sindikudziwa ... Ndipo ine ndinawuka, ndipo malingaliro kuchokera pamenepo! Chozizwitsa! Zokongola! Ndayimirira, ndimayang'ana mzindawo pansipa, ndipo ndikumvetsetsa kuti sindinawone chilichonse mumzinda wanga ... ndipo mwadzidzidzi ndinasintha malingaliro anga. Anatsika. Zinakhala kuti mzinda wazungu usoweka, kuti aganizire za chilichonse pamalo osungirako zinthu zakale, kremlin ... kenako anayenda mtsogolo kumakando oyandikana nawo, ndiye. Tsopano pafupifupi Russia yonse idayenda. Ndikudziwa zovuta zonse zowonetsera! Ndipo posachedwa, madotolo anati: "Ulibe matenda, mudachiritsa, agogoda!" Chifukwa chake, zokopa alendo ndiye mankhwala abwino kwambiri!