Zoyamikiridwa ndi mawu achikondi sizidzakhala zosafunikira komanso kubwereza chaka ndi chaka, koma zinthu zina zimawoneka kwa ife, amayi athu basi, amayi athu basi nthawi zonse kuti mumvetsetse. Chifukwa tili ndi zaka makumi atatu, ndipo ndi zomwe zikutanthauza, amayi okondedwa.
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Mukadzanso inunso, tili ndi kukambirana kwa inu, ndipo mudzakhala ndi iye, ndikukumbukira momwe mudafunsira mwana wanu makumi atatu ndilomwe adalonjeza kuti akumusamalira. Ndikhulupirira kuti malonjezo anu pano ali ofanana. Chifukwanso wamkulu.# 2.
Ngati sindimakondabe anyamata abwino mafuta, ana a abwenzi anu, asanafike zaka 34, omwe sanafunikire kutaya ochita nawo ochita nawo onyamula ng'ombe ali ataliyuheri, sadzawonekera. Mochedwa, ndidazolowera anyamata wamba. Osati omwe amadya bwino, koma iwo amene angandidyetse chakudya chamadzulo.
# 3.
Mwa njira, za chakudya. Ngati sindimagwirabe ntchito pabulu mu kabichi watsopano, koma ndimachita izi, sizitanthauza kuti sindiphunzira kuphika. Izi zikutanthauza kuti ndili ndi zokonda zanga. Amayi, bwerani.#forour
Kwa moni, mungasankhe mawu ena kuposa "otayika mwakulimbikitsidwa, mukuwona zomwe nkhope yanu ili ndi kavalo wanu!" Ndipo kukhitchini, ndikupemphani kuti mumwe tiyi, osandiuza kuti ndikofunikira kulanga pa pepala mu mzere.
#Malonda
Amayi, osangonena kuti ndiuzeni kuti ndi amuna omwe amuna amuna. Ndili ndi intaneti komanso kuyimilira kwa amuna omwe ali ndi malingaliro ofunikira mu ndemanga kuti adziwe dzanja lonse.# 6.
Ayi, amayi, palibe chomwe chiri zachilendo, kuti zaka zitatu zilizonse ndimasintha malo antchito ndikugwira ntchito nthawi ndi nthawi kuchokera kunyumba. Palibe amene angaganize za ine zoyipa ndipo penshoni yanga idzaperekedwa. Chifukwa chake, chonde, amayi, sindikufuna kufanana ndi malowa m'makalata, chifukwa pamenepo "koma khola."
# 7.
Ayi, sindikudziwa kuti Tanya Sh. Ndi mwamuna wake ndipo si bwenzi labwino. Tidakhala mu desiki limodzi mwa makalasi ang'onoang'ono, ndipo zomwe ndimatha kunena za iye tsopano (ine ndi anzanga, zikomo!) - Amakonda saladi ndi mayonesi ndi zolemba kuchokera ku Omar Khayama.-sight
Zachidziwikire, ndikugulanso ma buns omwewo ndi utoto wowaza kuti mumakonda kwambiri. Koma ayi, amayi, sinditero "sachita ndendende panjira," ndipo tisayesere kuti ndi.
#NITE
Inde, amayi, ndikudziwa kuti ndi orgasm, ndipo tili nayo nthawi ndi nthawi. Ngati mungasinthe mutu wazokambirana, ndidzayesa osapita! Zikomo.# 10
Inde, amayi, ndimadya bwino. Ayi, amayi, sindikuganiza kuti ndizikhala pachakudya!
Wolemba mawu: Lilith Mazikina
Chithunzi: Shuttlack