Ngati simugwira ntchito yogulitsa malonda, ndiye kuti simungayerekeze momwe anthu nthawi zina amakwiya, wolemba tsamba la Factalog. Ndipo amalankhula za ogula omwe adamukakamiza kuti adzuke "ndikulumbira, ndibwereza!" Ndi maloto otonthoza mu mowa.
Anthu ochokera mndandandandawo wamtundu wakuda
1. Wogula Yemwe Amati "Ndi Izi, Ndimaona, Kwaulere?" Pamaso pa chinthu chokhala ndi chizolowezi chochita chizolowezi. Ndinu oyambira kwambiri, tengani pie ndi mashelufu.
2. Wogula Yemwe Amabweretsa Chinthu cha zovala kuti asinthe malingaliro awo nthawi yomweyo, gulani 2 ndikusiyirani kuti muwonetse malo otsala.
3. Wogula amene akukutengeni chifukwa cha lacquer yake, ndikusiya phiri la zinthu zopereka moni pansi.
4. Wogula yemwe amafunsa phukusi lalikulu kwambiri, ngakhale adagula mutu umodzi. Inde, tiyeni titembenuze pulasitiki pulasitiki, malo okhala mwachilengedwe adafunsidwa za izi.
5. Wogula yemwe akufuulira chifukwa cha katundu (mitundu yake, kukula ndi zina), zomwe simunagulitse. Monga ngati mungathe kuthandiza ndi china chake.
6. Wogula Yemwe Akukulirani chifukwa cha china chake chimodzimodzi, zomwe uli ndi mphamvu yomweyo, koma kwa mwana wakhanda m'banjamo omwe ali ndi vuto lakutali
7. Wogula Yemwe Akuyesera kulipira kugula kwa madola 40 ndi makhadi awiri a ngongole, kuchitapo kanthu pang'ono zazing'ono ndi kapu ya magazi a woyamba kubadwa. (Posakufuna kutonthozedwa ndi mowa, ndidati!)
8. Wogula yemwe amafunsa kuti: "Ndipo mumapita kuti chimbudzi ndiye ?!" Mukamuuza kuti kulibe chimbudzi m'sitolo.
9. Wogula yemwe amalengeza "koma pamalopo osungirako bwino \ \ ndi antchito ambiri \ \ gwiritsani ntchito mosavuta." O, zonse zomwe simukupanga ma ubongo anu?
10. Wogula yemwe amakutemberani pamene adawona bokosi ndi ziwiya za ufa. Ngati inu nokha komanso pamaso pa maso ake anafuula ndikung'amba miyala yokongola kalulu wokongola. Inde, inenso ndimamvera chisoni mishona.
11. Wogula yemwe amatsikira kapena ntchentche pa chilichonse, chimawayika pansi, maonekedwe ndi masamba. Ine mwina ndiyenera kulowa kale mu "mdzakazi" poyambiranso ngati luso lothandiza kwambiri.
12. Wogula amene amveketsa "Kodi pali kuchotsera?" Pa chilichonse chomwe mumamukana. Ndipo, komaliza, kusankha kusatenga chilichonse chomwe chopanda kuchotsera.
13. Wogula yemwe akuphatikizidwa mu 20-47, mukatseka kwa 21-00. Mwa njira, kumoto kwa anyamata ngati amenewa pali malo apadera, kodi mukudziwa?
14. Wogula yemwe amafunikira njira yapadera chifukwa ali ndi couponte yopitilira $ 3.5.
15. Wogula Yemwe Akuyesera Kuti akwere chinthu chachiwiri chochepa kuposa momwe zingakhalire zofunikira, chifukwa palibe mitundu ina, ndipo mukuganiza kuti "mumaganiza bwanji?" Ndikufuna kunena "ngati keke, momwe magetsi ambiri amatupa", ndipo muli ndi "mtundu uwu".
16. Wogula yemwe amafunsa Council yanu yokhudza mitu iwiri yoyipa. "Ah, chikasu chaching'ono chimalimbikitsa mtundu wa khungu lanu, ndipo pinki mu nkhaka ndi yokongola kwambiri."
17. Wogula yemwe amabweretsa chinthu chomwe ndidagula pa Marichi 3, 1862.
18. Wogula yemwe amatseka kwambiri zachiwerewere musanawerenge ndalama. Nayi malovu anu ndi microflora - ndendende zomwe ndidalota, inde.
19. Wogula yemwe ali mphindi makumi anayi ndi kasanu momasuka amapita pachinthu chomwe chanthucho, kusankha kugula, komanso zomwe sichoncho. Kodi ndizovuta kwambiri kuchita izi musanatenge wowerengera?
20. Wogula yemwe amafunikira woyang'anira kapena woyang'anira kuti abwereze mawuwo kukhala Mawu omwe mwanena. Ndipo mukuimirira pano ndikumvera, wogulitsa sakuyenera kuchita.
21. Wogula yemwe amabwera ku malo ogulitsira ola limodzi asanapezeke. Fulumira kukhala moyo, zinthu zonse.
22. Wogula yemwe amakufunsani, munthu wina ndiwe wachisoni kwambiri. Inde, chifukwa ndimatha kunyamula ndi anzanga ku bar, kuwonera pa TV pa sofa kapena ku Bikini pa Yacht, pakati pa Nyanja ya Mediterranean, koma osati ndekha, koma m'malo mwake ndayima pano ndikulankhula nanu. Ndichifukwa chake.
Source: Maganizidwe acatalog.comferode: Asya Mikhaev