Mapiritsi oseketsa kwambiri, mapiritsi!

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Zithunzi za mkonzi pa intaneti zapeza mtundu watsopano wa nyimbo. Pali ma ndakatulo, mkate, pali pofa. Ndipo ili ndi ndakatulo ya piritsi!

Ndipo wolemba wawo - Pavel Akuluakulu. Munthu ndi steamr. Mdziko lapansi limadziwika pansi pa dzina la "mapiritsi", kuchokera komwe ndakatulo yake yafika. Tinasankha zabwino ndi kukuyitanirani kuti musangalale!

Shirder m'nkhalango kupita ku bowa ndi miyendo kwa iye, bu, chifukwa chiwawa cha nyama kwanthawi yayitali

Anayenda ndi tramms. Anapeza gawo labodza.

Parasitic bowa? Mu ubongo wanga? Zabwino kwambiri. CHABWINO.

Amasunga akamba ndi akamba ndi akamba.

1P.

Ndimadana ndi moni. Inenso sindikudziwa chifukwa chake.

Phatikizanipo chonyansa; Khala, musasunthire, musachite rye.

Mawa ndimatulutsa ndekha. Fuck * akumwetulirani mu f * PU, Woyera Valentine.

Adagwa kuchokera ku sofa, pamphumi. Koma sanamwalire? Sanamwalire.

Ndinkakhala ku Kaliningrad, koma palibe amene anali wokondwa.

Msungwana yemwe wasokonekera ndi bulu. Namwalira. Ndipo tawonani.

2p.

Ndimapita kukagwira ntchito, kugona tulo, wokondedwa kuchokera ku njerwa yachikasu.

Zinakhazikika kuti igwire ntchito muofesi, ndipo pachaka, chikopa cha Pinuturuary.

Atachotsa lupanga m'mphepete mwa nyanja, samalani kwambiri.

Ndikumva kuti chipale chofewa kuseri kwa chipata. Amaziziritsa, ndipo ndimasintha.

Pita mu sopottops - ndipo dziko lapansi limakhala lokoma mtima.

Kusanthula mwachidule za mphaka: pamwamba pa ubweya, komanso mkati - kusakhazikika.

Mojito ali ndi moss! Ndinamwa kapu ndipo nthawi yomweyo ndinayamba kulira!

3p.

200 magalamu a ndowe za nkhumba - kodi ndi zochuluka kapena zochepa?

Mabatani, utitiri ndi kunyamuka ... kotero kuti mutenge PSA? Tiyeni tisankhe.

Ndimalankhula nthawi yomweyo kuyendera gulu, koma posakhalitsa ndidadzuka kuchokera kudabwitsa.

Kodi chogogoda pansi ndi chiani? Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

Khalani mu cherepovets; Musintha kumaso. Nthawi yomweyo kumbukirani amayi a Mulungu, ndimangokhala chete pa Atate.

Poika isanachitike kuyambira ndili mwana, anayi. Ndikaona - nthawi yomweyo kulanda.

Nthawi yotumizirana, ndinakana luso lanzeru.

4p.

Chongani dontho lidzasankhidwa. Ndikuganiza kuti akukhazikitsa.

"Momwe mungagawire ndi mphaka." Chikwatu, mawu achinayi.

Sindipha chipmunk. Mulimonsemo, pomwe.

Khalani m'chipululu kuchipululu ndipo anthu amafunsa mafunso. Ndani sangayankhe - chakudya. Ndipo tawonani. Ndipo pena apa.

Maxim ankakonda kufinya ngati nkhumba. Chifukwa chake, amakhala yekha.

METRO BEENGECES kukumba majeresi abwino. Ndipo masitima ogwiritsira ntchito makoswe. Ndipo apo, mgalimoto, mumapita.

5p.

Ndidayenda dzulo kupita ku Collage Museum. Mayi wolakwika, ndi chiyani?

Msirikali adaponya mu adani ndi grenade. Amatchedwa Eb *** Tom.

Chapakatikati, tsiku lonse limabweretsedwa m'nkhalango ndi msuzi birch msuzi.

Yemwe sanadyetse phala, kuyembekezera m'malo mwa zojambula.

Ndimapita, ndikuchotsa mole. Pakadali pano, gawo la 4-0.

Amene afesa rye, ndipo udani ndi wani. Ndikuyembekezera Armagedo.

Kuchokera ku amphaka ndi utitiri. Kupanda kutero, siali oyipa.

Kodi anthu amene ayembekezera chiyani muukwati? Zowawa za moyo, zowawa ndi mdima.

Kwezani agogo agogonyo, kuwononga. Ndipo kenako mano. Mano mano.

6p.

GARASIM idamira ma rules kuchokera ku mitu.

Mu kununkhira kwa nyumba ya Dewenny ndipo, ndikuopa, palibe chifukwa.

Ndimachotsa nyumba ya aluso yomwe ili pakati pa galu ndi zhukhul sewero.

Zimachitika kuti mbewa idzazidwa - amaitanira mphaka ndikupumira mu chubu.

Nyama zonse zidayenda pamadzi, ndipo njovu sichoncho. Anali wopusa.

Monga mukudziwa, a Leek amapha Gings, koma sikugwira ntchito motsutsana ndi ma hams ndi orey.

Nditakumana ndi Dzhigurda, ng'ombezo zidasodza.

8p.

Munyumbayo kupita ku khonde, mfumu yolumala usiku, adatulutsa masamba anayi clover ndi zifaniziro zingapo.

Ndinagula nkhumba dzulo. Osaganiza Kungokhala.

Tili ndi PYTHON ANAKHALA NDI FERRT. Ndipo ndine wosankha kuti ndisapulumutse.

Ndipo mphaka wawuka pa carpet. Miyendo ya Raster nawonso.

Aliyense amadziwa kuti ngamira ya tsiku la tsiku lililonse yagona ngati sangamwe Kvass ndipo sapita kukatcha.

Ngati pambewu ndi moss, the bidedgehog mwina muli ndi mtima.

Sindikonda kutsuka mbale. Ndimakonda kudya, koma sindisamba.

Mirekomot amadya uchimo, kenako ranyi usiku wonse.

Malinga ndi umboni wa wolamulira, wotsutsana naye p ** Ndege.

7P.

Vodika "omangika auzimu" ndi kukoma kwa madoko ndi ma turnips.

The poplar fluff ndi mzimu wa ntchentche zabwino, ndipo makeke a mkungudza ndi mizimu ya zoyipa.

M'bwalo la nyumba zokwera kwambiri, mphaka amabisa mtembo wa poop.

9p.

Ndinapita kwa akazi nthawi zina ndipo m'mawa anali atakhala kale ku gehena.

Monga Omar Khayam adati, mukugudubuza mabowo onse a X *.

M'dera la Tambov, zimbalangondo zimaba zingwe pamkuwa.

Beaver ndidasankha nthambi. Ndatenga mwana wa Beaver, ndimamwa.

Ngati mphaka pansi pa bafa ili, mwina amapsinjika. Kapena ndiye guwa la nsembe lomwe limanga la nkhawa zakuda.

10P.

Amene amathandizidwa ndi madzi oyera, amamwalira ana.

Pano poyerekeza ndi Sharpei. Wopusa. Koma ndinu osayankhula.

M'mwezi wanga kuchokera ku nettle ndi mphoto zotsekemera, ndizovuta kwambiri kusunga zofuna kuti zitheke.

Chifukwa chonyadira, phindu la mkamwa lakale limadzetsa zakufa zokha.

Zimachitika - mumaganiza x ** Nude, nthawi zina kakhumi patsiku. Ndipo kuti X ** Nya, fupa lam'mero ​​lam'mesi, gulu langa! Osaphunzira. Ichi ndi Blaz X ** Nude Kuti Muwonetse Brade ndipo Akati - "Gee-gee", ndiye kuti musataye nthawi, fumbi, mukusowa X ** yanu imangopachikika ndipo chonde ali ndi maso.

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