Kukhala ndi mphamvu ya steya, tsankho ndi tsankho - kusadziwa. Dziko lamasiku ano ndilosasinthika kotero kuti sizotheka kuziyesa magawo ena okhwima - kantchito sikosatseka katatu, masentimita asanu ndi awiri pamphumi.
Koma nthawi zina pakati pa template yomwe anatipatsa, pamakhala miyoyo yomwe tinaganiza zothana ndi zonse, monga momwe uyenera kuti munagonjera komaliza. Tinatola 8, ndipo ndife ochititsa manyazi kwambiri, kwambiri!
Apongozi ake ndi chilombo
Inde, kungodikirira kwakanthawi kuti mupumule galasi lanu la borscht, zovala zamkati zothira inki ndikukhazikitsa mahema a mahema ndi banja lanu! Ndipo kodi Mwana amatha bwanji kukhala wokongola kwambiri, ndiye kuti mukufuna kukhala nthawi yonse iti ?! Mwina mungayang'ane ndi vutolo? Nthawi zambiri, apongozi ake ndi mkazi wokoma kwambiri (amavomereza, osati popanda zonyansa) zomwe mutha kupeza chilankhulo chimodzi. Koma ngati muli ndi chizolowezi chosowa kwambiri, ndikukhomera poizoni ndi mayi wokhala ndi moyo wamphamvu, amakondwera kuti simunakwatire, ndipo ngati mungathe, muchepetse kuchuluka kwa zero. Kubera Ruby pazu - simuli konse okakamizidwa kupirira ndi zofooka za anthu ena!
Mwachilengedwe: chinthu chachikulu chikukwaniritsidwa, ndipo tsopano mutha kudya pambuyo pa 6, kusamba kamodzi pa sabata, kuyiwala za kuchuluka kwa matoto owopsa ndi kungomenya tchuthi chowopsa. Ndipo zonsezi sizili konse chifukwa mumakulirira pang'ono mwana wokondedwa, omwe kwa miyezi yoyambirira amafunikira chisamaliro chanu chosagwirizana, koma chifukwa ndiopusa kwambiri, tili ndi chidaliro! Mwa njira, malinga ndi zomwe tawona, ngati mkazi akufuna kuwoneka ngati ngwazi ya ngwazi ya mayi, sadzamupulumutsa ngakhale mozungulira koloko pamalo okhalamo. Ngati kulibe, ndiye, malinga ndi amayi odziwa ntchito, kasamalidwe kanthawi koyenera komanso kuthandizira kukondedwa kwa okondedwa kumapangidwa kuchokera kunyansidwa ndi ana a ana a nthano.
Masiku ano kunalibe nthawi ino!
Inde, inde m'mbuyomu ndi mitengo inali pamwamba, ndipo udzu ndiwobiriwira, ndipo dzuwa limawala. Ndipo zoseweretsa zathu zinali zozizira, ndipo zojambulazo za Soviet ndiye zozizira kwambiri, osati zomwe tsopano tsopano! Tidayenda pabwalo mwatsopano, kuseweredwa pamasewera abwino, osanunkhiza mwana wathu kuti akuseka! Ndipo ife tinaphunzira zokhudzana ndi zogonana kuchokera kwa makolo mu kalasi ya mavidiyo yachisanu ndi azakulidwa bwino, koma okhawo omwe anali ndi agogo otchuka azaka zaumbiri! Zofananazo (ndipo ngati mungayitane zinthu ndi mayina anu - zoyeserera zokutira) ndizodziwika ndi anthu okalamba, koma zikuwoneka kwa inu, osati makumi asanu ndi atatu? Tikukhulupirira kukayikira kumeneku ndi kokha chifukwa cha ma PM (o, stereotype!), Soundype;), kukhala wovuta kapena ngati sichoncho, mwina pafupi zana.
Anyamata salira
Ndipo amfumu mwachionekere sanali keke. Chifukwa chake anyamatawa sangathe kulira, ngakhale palibe amene angafotokoze momveka bwino, koma ngati ukudziwa kuti ayenera kuchita manyazi kumveketsa bwino ngakhale chifukwa chongofuna kwambiri (nkhani yomwe Santa Claus mulibe - Osatinso. Chosangalatsa ndichakuti ndiye kuti tikudabwitsidwa kuti amuna omwe ali ndi Sukhara mmalo mwa mzimu samvetsa bungwe lathu la nyenyezi la Niden? Amuna amatha kulira momwe zimakhalira! Kukhala wokhumudwa - osachita manyazi, ndimachita manyazi kukhulupirira zopusa za amuna ndi akazi!
Mabawala basi ndi okongola
Mafumu ofiira onse ndi mfiti, ndi nyengo ino mu mphuno ndi phala. Pali ziwonetsero zotsutsana ndi momwe mungakhalire osavomerezeka, makampani odzikongoletsera amalipira kwambiri potsatsa zithunzi zamiyala ya Trillies pamomwe mungadzivomereze Ndi zokongola, ndipo mumaganiza kuti kukongola kwanu kumadalira ma kilogalamu ena a ma kilogalamu? Ndipo mwakhala kuti zaka zisanu zapitazi?
Gulu la azimayi ndi gehena
Mtsikana wina adalowa mu gulu lachikazi ndipo sanabwerere. Kugwedezeka! Chithunzi! Galina Petrovna m'chipinda cha ubweya watsopano. TortiGi! Kufufuza! Ngakhale mutagwira ntchito limodzi mwa anthu okalamba wazaka zitatu, mapiri kapena Martia, - pali kusiyana kotani, ngati mumakonda ntchito yanu? Anthu osakwanira ndi okwanira kulikonse ndi kuiwa chifukwa cha umunthuwu ndi wopusa kwambiri poganiza kuti gulu la mpira wa ku Russia lidzakhala ntchembe lonse lotsatira 10 - ndipo ali nawo amuna ena kumeneko. Mwa njira, udindo wa zithunzizi ndi gulu la akazi odziwika, ndipo ife, tianaikulu, kumvetsetsa, kusinthika, mawu a jazi ndi atsogoleri akhama, moona mtima.
Izi sizingachitike kwa ine!
Palibe chomwe chimakondweretsa ngati kulephera kwa mnzanga. Ndipo chinthu chosangalatsa kwambiri ndikudziwuza kuti: "Izi ndichifukwa choti amanunkhira / wopusa / sucyal / idiot, koma sindidzachitika ndi ine." Timathamangira kukhumudwitsa - chilichonse chitha kuchitika, ndi aliyense, mukafuna komanso momwe mungafunire. Palibe amene angakupatseni satifiketi yokhala ndi zisindikizo khumi zomwe mudzakhala bwino ndi inu kapena okondedwa anu. Mwachilengedwe, mwanzeru komanso nzeru zofala pang'ono pang'ono pang'ono pang'onopang'ono zimachepetsa mayi anu akuti "Osakhala ndi zinyalala pakamwa panga!", Koma Moyo ndi chinthu chomwe muyenera kukhala okonzeka ku chilichonse. Kutsatsa kumayambiriro kwa Meyi, chipale chofewa mu June ndipo chimaliziro cha dziko lapansi.
Sanapereke, ndipo pampu
Chikhumbo chathu chofuna kulowa m'moyo wa munthu wina ndipo nthawi zina chimabwera chifukwa cha zidutswa zamtundu uliwonse. Choyamba, ngakhale pakakhala chisangalalo chokongola choyendetsa galimoto yayikulu. Ikupeza mkate womwewo usiku uliwonse umakonzera zolembera, kuphatikizapo ku America, ndiye kuti njira imodzi yophatikizira ndi milandu yake komanso yake Tacchus (atsikana ake Zombies ndi wofesa udzu nawonso alinso). Ndipo chachiwiri, chimawerengedwa kuti mzimayi sangathe kupeza ndalama pagalimoto, malaya a ubweya, diamondi ndi zinthu zina za "makamaka kumayambiriro kwa zaka za 21, pamene Space Shiples Little Exowses of thereverses, ndipo zofanizira zofananazi zidakhala zosavomerezeka.
