Sitibwereza chinthu chodziwikiratu kuti chinsinsi kwambiri pabedi ndikuvomerezedwa kwa wokondedwa wanu pamayesero anu. Chifukwa chake, upangiri wotsatirawu kwa owerenga Bukumebyenes makamaka zomwe zinachitikira aliyense. Sikofunikira kuchita chilichonse pa chikhulupiriro ndikuthamangira. Ngakhale kuyesa, mwina kulibwino.
Ndowu "mkamwa"
"Kwa ine, chinthu chofunikira kwambiri komanso chinsinsi chopambana ndikukhazikitsa phokoso lomwe ndimatenga mkamwa mwanga ndikusuntha dzanja."
Manja osati zosungulumwa
"Ndikadali pansi, ndimayesa kuyesa ndi kuyika zitsulo ndi manja aulere, chifuwa, ma virus amkati mwa m'chiuno."
Za chilankhulo
"Ndimayamba ndi kunyambita, pachabe, ngakhale ndimaphunzitsa kwambiri ayisikilimu. Chilolezo chanthawi chimodzimodzi mwa chinenerochi mpaka pamapeto pake nditenge pakamwa. "
Kusamvana inde
"Chinyengo changa ndi chotupa cham'madzi mphukira pamaso pawo. Kapena lalanje. Mwambiri, chilichonse cha acidic chomwe chimayambitsa kusayera. Sindinandikhumudwitse kuthyolako. "
Mafuta onunkhira
"Palibe kuzunzidwa ndi mafuta ndi Vaselini, kupita patsogolo, gulani mafuta onunkhira bwino ndi kukoma kosangalatsa ndi kutsogolo."
Amayamwa ngati zotsuka
"Ngati ikubveratu, ndiye kuti kuyamwa ndikofunikira kukhala wamphamvu kwambiri ndikuyang'ana m'mphepete mwa mutu, ngati sichoncho, ndibwino kujambula ndikuphatikizana ndikuyamwa pansi ndikunyambita m'derali."
Maso ndi maso
"Kulumikizana ndi mawonekedwe ndikofunikira kwambiri. Ndipo chibwenzi changa chikuyamba ndikaigwira membala pakamwa ndikumuyang'ana. "
Yesani kusuntha kwamdima
Nthawi zambiri ndimakhala ndi membala mkamwa, ndipo ndimandisangalatsa dzanja langa laulere ndikuyenda mozama. Ndikukulangizani kuti mukambirana kaye. Mwambiri, chibwenzi changa chimakonda ndikadzabweza chitseko cham'mbuyo. "
Mverani wina ndi mnzake ndikukambirana zomwe amakonda
"Ndili ndi upangiri umodzi wokha - kulankhula ndi kukambirana. Kutsogoza wina ndi mnzake. "
Ulemu kwa shararah.
"Timagwira ntchito yokhala ndi membala, ndipo panthawiyi inyambita scrotum ndi malo ochepa pansi pake. Zimasintha kwambiri. "
Munthawi zina zimapezeka mozama
"Ngati simupereka mtendere waulemerero wa" pakhosi lakuya ", ndikukulangizani kuti muchotse mutu pabedi, kuti wokondedwa wanu nthawi yomweyo akuimirira pansi. Zimathandizira kupondereza ndi kusanza. Muunikire, mudzayandikira maulendo ena. "
Chidziwitso chitha kuperekedwa
"Kuthyolako kwanga, ndikamandiphunzitsa ndipo mwandigwiritsa ntchito, ndimapukutira pachimake, kusinthana ubongo ndi khosi limatsindika."
Musaiwale za mutu
"Timakonda zonse ndikatenga membala kwa nthawi yayitali, ndimanyambita chilichonse komanso chimenecho."
Ndizilemba
"Kutsuka, kuwopa, koma osangowonjezera, mawu ena ayenera kuti amawomerere izi ndi zina zonse."
Osanyalanyaza chilankhulo cha thupi
"Nthawi zonse ndimamvetsera thupi la munthu ngati litayamba kupumira kwambiri komanso likulimbikira, ndiye ndimayang'ana kwambiri pamenepa. Osanyenga thupi. "
Chibisi
"Palibe ndipo nthawi zonse mano anu azikhudza membala. Sizovuta Zosasangalatsa, zimatha kukhala zowawa kwambiri. Ingoganizirani kuti wina amakonzera clitoris. Pano. Kuphatikiza apo, mutha kuwongolera mnzanuyo ndipo iyenso ngati amakonda kugonana kwamlomo, kumamuletsa. Kodi mukufunikira? "
Kupangitsa
"Nthawi zonse ine ndimayesetsa kukhala kwambiri mpaka pano kumbuyo kwanga, papa, kutsuka tsitsi langa, ndimakondwera ndipo sindikufuna kusiya."
Pop mu studio
"Iliyonse yaukadaulo yozizira, andimpoade, champagne, inde, ndizoyenera. Titenga pang'ono pakamwa panga, kutenga mosamala munthu ndi kukanikiza lilime, thovu liyamba kuphulika ndipo ... sindingati adziwe. "
Khalani ndi chisangalalo
"Browjob sikakhala pakadali pano ndipo osangolakwitsa. Chitani izi mwachidwi ndipo musachite konse ngati simukufuna. "
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