Batani ili kuti ?! Ndemanga zaluso za katundu

Anonim

Otz.

Pano inu muli mukagula kena kake mu malo ogulitsira pa intaneti - Ndemanga za Makasitomala, ndikuganiza, mukuwerenga? Tinawerenganso. Nthawi yomweyo ndimafuna pano zonsezi. Kotero kuti ndi ifenso.

Izi ndi zomwe: Ndikosavuta kuthyola!

Chifukwa chake-modabwitsa. Zolemetsa kwambiri. Kujambulidwa kuchokera ku mlatho, kachipangizo kamachotsetsa m'manja ndikugwa mumtsinje.

Zovuta ndizachikulu chifukwa chomwe wopanga sanasinthe ?! (Phinafter - pafupifupi. Ed.)

Za zabwino: kudalirika (palibe kanthu kosweka), ndibwino kuti mugwire dzanja lanu ndikukwera kumutu.

Foni yabwino kuti muwone zabwino zonse.

Makina ochapira amagwira ntchito pafupifupi zaka 8. Analera ana awiri kuchokera kwa diaper.

Skick, adakweza tikiti kumoyo.

Njira yokongola yopanda tsankho ngakhale muli ma curve a ophunzira anga kusukulu. Tsopano ndikudziyembekezera ndekha.

Cholinga Cha "Manja Opindika" adafunsidwa ndi magulu osiyanasiyana a ogwiritsa ntchito.

Adagula mu 1999. Mtundu wabwino kwambiri, zobisika zazing'ono, koma nthawi yake inali Sinayi, osati isanakwane chisankho chikagula!

Kodi mwagula? Nthawi inali lyhah ...

Galimoto yabwino, yoyelerera, mpaka itatathyoka, ngakhale tisamba mu tsiku ndi chilichonse kuchokera ku bafuta wopyapyala ndi nsapato ndi nsapato, koma osafanizira.

Maboti amawuchotsa mu Typeling, anthu oopsa. Tikukhulupirira kuti sikuti ndi nsalu zowona nthawi yomweyo.

Opindika.

Masiku oyamba "sadakomoka", ndikuyang'ana matekiki oyambira m'chimbudzi changa kuchimbudzi changa kuchipinda changa, kenako ... ndiye. Ndipo tsopano, patatsala pafupifupi mwezi umodzi, vuto lalikulu ndikupeza chinthu chonyansa.

Ndipo tsopano adasiyanso kufufuta ndikuyamba.

Masana abwino, chonde ndiuzeni momwe zimakhalira? Batani "Imani" nenani malangizo? Batani ili kuti?

Kodi malangizo ambiri, ngati sichoncho chokhudza "choyima", chomwe chimatembenukira ?!

Mafon uyu amafuna kuponyera anansi ndikupereka kwa ine ndinatenganso kuti ndipite ku disks kupeza kutuluka kwa Saba, nawonso, kumasewera.

Kubwereza kwa Choto, m'bale, othokoza.

Zabwino MFP ya nyumba yomwe mnyumba mkofunika. Ndidakali pano.

Zabwino kwambiri? Malinga ndi Micro-Bikitzer?

Ngati muli ndi vuto lozindikira lomwe wina angakwanitse kugula kalasi yayikulu, simuyenera kuthira poyizoni. Kukwera pamphuno, kudya soseji yowiritsa ndikufinya m'mabokosi kuchokera popula.

Kwa mphindi imodzi: Kupereka kwankhanza kumeneku kwa nichelabs - kuchokera ku ndemanga za ... Juicer.

Za chakudya: kutafuna

Ndinene chiyani za chingamu atax, sindikudziwa zomwe munganene. Kutafuna chingamu ngati kutafuna chingamu chokoma, chokoma kwa sitiroberi. Ozizira mutha kufalikira mpweya. Ndipo chingamu chikafuna chikaphulika, nkhope zonse zimakhalabe, ndipo atsikana akamapsompsona. Zithunzi zozizira ndi kukoma kwa sitiroberi.

Kodi ndichifukwa chiyani atsikana amalankhulana naye? Akasangalala ndikupsompsona, sapita!

Vitamini ndi kukoma kwa rasipiberi - zoyipa zoyipa - ndimayenera kupita kwa abambo.

Ili ndi yankho la funso la ana "amene timakonda zambiri." Mwachidziwikire si abambo.

Mosiyana ndi mchere wamba, ili ndi tebulo lonse la Mendeleev ndipo limatengedwa mosavuta ndi thupi la munthu.

Ndipo thombe, ndi plutonium, ndi radium? ..

Godi.

Ndidayesera kafukufuku waulere wa zipatso za Mulungu, pazifukwa zina usiku. Sindikudziwa - mwina izi ndi zokhazokha, koma usiku ndidamva mphamvu zamtundu uliwonse zamagetsi, kenako ndidagona ndipo ndimalota maloto achilendo. Ndikuwoneka kuti ndi mtundu wa zipatso za zipatsozi.

O, tikufunanso mtundu wathupi wa zipatso ndi zingwe zachilendo.

Nthambi zosiyanasiyana m'dziko la cookie zikuyimiriridwa ndi mitundu isanu ndi itatu: hare, kavalo, nkhumba, nkhosa, kaphongo, mphaka, mphaka. Tsoka ilo, limodzi ndi nyama zonse, ziwalo zosiyanasiyana za thupi ndi eni ake zidatuluka. Mwachitsanzo, kadzidzi kunakhala ndi mapikowo adafanana ndi gulu la gulugufe asadadutse.

Chifukwa chake nyama zosiyanasiyana ndizosiyanasiyana!

Chifukwa chake, musatibweretse ku dzikolo maulendo omwe ndimakonda kwambiri, ndimayenera kutenga izi. Ndipo ndiyenera kuchita bwanji? Khalani ndi njala? Sitolo ina yapamwamba kwambiri ili m'makilomita asanu ndi awiri. Osapita kumeneko paphiri, ngati ndamwa kale mowa ndipo sindingathe kupita chimodzimodzi. Anagawa moto ndikupita ku malo ogulitsira, inde akudwala ndi mkazi watsopano. Osati kunena kuti kukongola kwambiri, koma zatsopano zimakhala zosangalatsa nthawi zonse. Kwambiri kuyankhula. Ndipo ndinabwereranso kwa ine - moto watenthedwa. Kusungunuka. Pambuyo theka la ola, zonse zinali zokonzeka. Pa okhawo anayamba kuwunika, ndipo ngati anali okoma mtima okwanira kuwaguliranso? Ndidabwerako ku kanyumba ndipo ndinawonetsa chithunzi cha mkazi wanga - adatsimikizira spout yake ndikuchokapo. Nthawi ina ndidzadyetsa kanyumba pomwe palibe chisankho. Tiona, zomwe zidzatenge ...

Zokhudza wogulitsayo amawuziridwa kuposa ma soseji. Zithunzi mkazi sanasonyeze?

Abale Akale: Mu mphaka wambiri m'chikondi

Chidole chabwino. Nthawi yayitali. Adagulidwa ku Europe pachiwonetserochi. Kwa nthawi yayitali.

Adagula ndikugula. Ndimaganiza zambiri.

Kugulidwa kovomerezeka kwambiri kuti mudziwe kuti ndani. Palibe amene ali m'mbuyomu. Ife ndi agalu mu nyali, ndipo disco imayenda. Ngati kungowona mumdima, komwe galuyo, ndikuwaloleza momwe angafunire.

Inde, dzina osachepera mphika mu nyali!

Nyanga m'maganizo mwanga mfundo yabwino kwa agalu! Mangowo okhawo nthawi zina amangolira ngati nyanga zokwanira, zikuwoneka ngati zofanana, ndipo wina amanunkhira kwambiri ... nyanga: hub:

Zotsatira Zabwino!

Squi.

Sikuti tsiku lililonse lomwe mumakumana ndi gologolo wabwino chotere!

Koma ndikakumana - Zagrozy.

(Zabodza ndi kuphika.) Ndikuwayamikira, inde ngakhale ndimazikonda! * Kumanzere kutaya *

Adagula yekha ndikugula, ena adagula ndikuponya. Agalu amachita chiyani?

Monia ndi bambo wachikulire woipa, samapita kukakankha. Amayenda mu filler; Mu mphaka wa filler mchikondi!

Ndine ndakatulo, ndimakutchani Vasya, kuchokera kwa ine wosefera.

Moyo: Makhalidwe a Bald ndi Pajamas

Zalembedwa kuti zitsulo zikaipitsidwa ndi imvi, ndiye kuti muyenera kutaya ndi kutenganso awiri, koma ndikuganiza kuti opanga amalemba mwachindunji kuti wagula zambiri.

Inde, ukhondo - wa kufooka.

Pajamas pamaso pamoyo asanakhale kuti anali wotopa kale, koma ali ngati watsopano.

Mukuponyera kale, ndipo amabwerera ...

Mating ndi dazi, koma wokongola.

Mafotokozedwewo akuwoneka ngati - Mitundu ya Sphinx!

Miyala yonse imasungidwa pankhani yachilendo. Ndimamuyimbira thovu la Terry.

Mawu atsopano mu sayansi ya zakuthupi.

Chidendene

Chidendenecho chinali tsiku lachiwiri, ndipo m'masoko pali guluu, ndipo pang'ono pang'ono. Ngakhale ndizotheka kutenga mitundu ya nyengo.

Ndipo ena onse, okongola a:

Chochititsa chidwi kwambiri ndikuti chithunzicho sichimawoneka bwino, koma ndili ndi vuto.

Zachidziwikire.

Zoyera m'malo wakuda ... zomwe ndinganene pa izo ... adaseka. Wopanda malire Madhouse Aliexpress. Ndipo nthawi yomweyo, ine, monga Scabahhihulic kwambiri, ndikupitiliza kuyitanitsa ndikupitiliza kuyitanitsa china chake pachiyembekezo kuti tsiku lina ndinali ndi mwayi wogula.

Nyimbo zolira, zidasweka, koma zidapitiliza kuyitanitsa ...

Labedi likunena chenjezo lomwe kuyika ndemanga, musayese kuyenda mmenemo. Chabwino, ine ndinayesera kuti: D adazindikira kuti anali omasuka kwambiri ndipo ndikufuna zochulukira.

Kodi ndi machenjezo otani omwe angaime zolimba mtima?

Woukitsa wamkulu wofiira kwambiri, ngakhale kuwonjezera pake.

Koma chidziwitsochi sichingagawidwe!

Kulanda lamba, ndimaganiza kwa nthawi yayitali momwe mungagwiritsire ntchito. Zinachitika. Kenako adaganiza kwa nthawi yayitali, momwe Satbutton - ndipo palibe njira! Pambuyo theka diso, chizunzo chinatchedwa kuti ndi Pas Patronia. Pambuyo pake, mwamunayo adasinthira, zonse zinali zosabadwa. Ndinagula za malo osungirako malo achiwiri. Anecdote adatuluka naye. Msungwanayo adapempha kuti athandize wina wokalamba m'chipatala. Ndikupita ku SOBBRES, ndidasokoneza lamba wakale ndikugula watsopano. Mwachilengedwe, pakufika m'malo mwake zinanditengera wina kuti ayendere ndipo kumeneko ndi chinthu chopanda tanthauzo ... Kalanga. Kapena kwamuna kapena pazatiy. Ndipo muyenera kuthamanga pansi, mudzaze pepalalo ... Ndachita zonse zopitilira theka ndi theka, ndinayang'ana wina. Kuyesa kwanga kovuta kuthana ndi nyumba yachifumu sikunabweretse chilichonse. Wotupitsa wa mantha, adapita kwa mlongo ku positi ndi mawu onjenjemera adapempha kuti andipatse mpeni kapena lumo ... Ndipo chipatala chinali amisala! Poona nkhope yanga, mlongoyo adazindikira mwadzidzidzi kuti ndidali wodwala wowopsa ndipo ndimakhala wodwala. Liwiro lowopsa, ndinanyamuka kuchokera kumasitepe ndikuthamangira kumsewu. Pambuyo pa maola atatu ndidawuluka kunyumba, ndidagwira mpeni ... Komabe ndidaganiza zothamangira nthawi yomweyo lamba wowonongeka ndipo ... iyemwini wosabadwa. Kuyambira pamenepo, sindingayang'ane za articulayi popanda kuseka. Chinthu chowopsa, eya.

Poganizira nthawi yochuluka bwanji mtsikanayo sangathe 'kupita kwinakwake,' apite kwa Vaphirdin.

Kukongola: Tampon amawongola mzimu

Nthawi zambiri ndimakufanizira ndi kitani, kotero ndimangogula makutu anga amphaka!

Zojambula - chitsulo.

ababs

Mafuta opatsa agogo ndi mnansi. Kuphatikiza apo, agogo akewo sanayang'ane, koma amawasamalira khungu pambuyo pa jakisoni.

Zachilendo, bwanji agogo sasankha?

Tikasa ngati tambuns, koma mfundo yoti zidutswa zawo 80, zimatentha mzimu, uwu ndi malo osungirako theka!

TAPONS igonjetse moyo ndi unyinji.

Ndidalamulira kuti chipwirikiro ndi maluwa ... ndipo mtundu wina wamaso.

Mwina nambala yalamuliridwa?

Mitengo yotereyi yakhala ili nthawi zonse, abale onse amakondedwa pakati pa amuna. Ndipo ndili ndi abambo akulu.

GUSAARA, Chett!

Koma zophophonya zonsezi sizothandiza - kuchuluka kwa malingaliro omwe ndidawachezera ndi oyenera ndikofunikira kwambiri.

Osati zovala, koma psytodrama.

Makhwala.

Zotsatira zake, zikadali zovuta kunena, chifukwa zikuyenera kudutsa nthawi, ndipo kuzungulira makwinya amawoneka pokhapokha ndikamwetulira molimba, koma ndili ndi mmisi umodzi pakati pa mizimu yanga ndi tsaya Ndikumwetulira pazifukwa zina, ngati kuti kumanzere kwa nkhope ya minofu, minofu ikuyenda, mwina imalumikizidwa ndi mitu yosiyanasiyana ya ubongo, zimadziwika kuti munthu ali ndi magawo awiri a thupi Lake: kumanzere ndi koyenera.

Kuwona komaliza nthawi zambiri kumakhala kofunika.

Mwa mitsinje: fungo silili kwambiri, palibe zonunkhira zamphamvu mkati mwake ndipo amanunkhiza, monga mwamuna wanga adazindikira - tawuli wonyansa. Zowona, mpaka mwamunayo atatero, sindimamvetsera. Ndipo kenako iye mwanjira inawayatsa, anayenda ndi chilichonse chofunsa chomwe chinali kununkha, koma zidapezeka kuti panali zonona kumaso.

Ndipo mayiyo sanazindikire ...

Ndinkakonda shampoo, kuyabwa mutu wanga kunasowa, koma nditha kunena kuti ndi semumbir iyi, muyenera kugwiritsa ntchito mawonekedwe a mpweya ...

Scall wopanda zowongolera - ndalama zamphepo.

Tsitsani dzino 50 metres ndi xylitol, 100% yamasamba. Ndimadzifunsa ngati palibe ulusi wa zigawenga, sindingathe kulingalira momwe izi!

Ndipo tsopano ndi mtundu wa nyama yankhumba.

Ndi za chinthu chapadera

Kwa iwo amene sakudziwa, iyi ndi Bukhu lachiwiri la Ambuye pambuyo pa Chipangano Chakale. Malingaliro anga, ndibwino kwambiri. Pambuyo pake ntchito za wolemba, pamakhala kukhwima. Ndiyenera kuyenera, komabe ndi zinanso kuti musinthe. Chiwembuchi ndi chanzeru, koma sikuti ndi magetsi okwanira, ndipo sizovuta kubwereza nkhaniyi. Ndinkakonda kwambiri Yesu, koma tiyeni tiwone chowonadi - nkhani ya munthu womwalira kumwalira kwangogwiritsidwa ntchito kale pantchito m'mbuyomu. Chifukwa chake, palibe chifukwa chopezera gawo lalikulu la bukulo kwa munthu uyu.

Ndipo mathero ndi mtundu wina wolosera!

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