Tinali atsopano kwa obwera kumene. Nthawi zambiri, osafunsa mafunso kapena, m'malo mwake, sanafunse za zofunika kwambiri. Tsopano titha kuzikumbukira ndi kuseka.
Newbie adachedwa
Pa ntchito yanu yoyamba, tsiku loyamba ndidabwera pa 3 pm ndi dongosolo la ntchito kuyambira 6 AM.
Palibe amuna
Ndinali tsiku loyamba m'chipinda chogwiririra (zaka 17). Ndidauzidwa kuti ndisapatse valavu ku balloon ya oxygen, ndipo sindinali mphamvu zokwanira. Funsani wina aliyense: gulu lonse la gulu la zovala zosatsutsika. Ndauzidwa: tiyeni tiyende, timuyang'ane bambo mulimonse, nthawi ikubwera! Ndili mu sopo, ndiri ndi chidaliro kuti pali munthu chifukwa cha ine, tuluka pakhomo lotsatira (ndipo pali chipinda china chogwirizira "chosowa munthu modzipereka!" Ndipo ndikumva kuti ndiyankha kuti: "Pepani, tonsefe ndife Osabala."
Nsomba Zoyipa
Ndili ndi ntchito ngati mkonzi. Ndinapatsidwa nkhani yokhudza nsomba, momwe momwe zimakumana ndi mawu oti "koi carps". Sindinadziwe kuti ma Carps amatchedwa kwambiri, ndipo adaganiza kuti izi ndi zolakwa: zotukuka ndi comma. Mwakhama mothandizidwa zonse kwa "Carps, zomwe," ndiye, m'lingaliro lalingaliro, lembalo lili ndi Flopatila.
Khalidwe la Aalal
Ndikuphunzira ku yunivesite, ndili ndi zaka 18, anali kuchita padoko. Amagwira ntchito yothandizira labotale mu kutentha. Ndinachotsedwa pamenepo mlungu wa ntchito. Anatero - Bwerani mu mwezi wa malipiro. Ndipo chifukwa chiyani? Asodzi abwerera kwawo. Kwa miyezi isanu ndi umodzi, nsomba zomwe zidagwidwa. Ndipo ndidzasanthula ndikupita kukapita kumsewu, wotopetsa. Ndinauzidwa kuti: "Pofuna kuti ndisachedwe kugwira ntchito yogwira ntchito."
Wansembe Wantchito
Ntchito yanga yoyamba yomasulira ndi womasulira mu kazembeyo adachita nawo kukonza kwa mbuye. Ndalemba ntchito yasayansi iyi, kuphatikiza kuntchito. Ndipo abwana ofunikira kwambiri amapita ku ofesi yanga yozizira popanda chenjezo, ndipo patebulo pamwamba pa zigawo zam'manja lili ndi buku lokongola, komanso fanizo lofanana ndi lofanana .
Pinki geyser
Kupulumutsidwa ku ofesi yayikulu ya Sber, pomwe adaphunzira pachaka chachisanu. Malo oyamba. M'mawa, pasipoti yatayika musanayambe kuyankhulana. Ndipo kopanda iye, sanaloledwe mu ofesi. Ndimayang'ana pasipoti ya maola awiri, ndinapeza, koma kwa maola awiri ndidachedwa. Adatengabe ntchito. Pa tsiku loyamba loyambirira, zoziziritsa kukhosi zimatengedwa ndi ine - strawberry yogurt mu botolo. Kunali kotentha, madigiri makumi atatu. Aliyense atatuluka mu kadika, ndinasankha kumwa yogati, kuti adziwe, ndipo kuchokera ku botolo - kasupe wa pinki. PANGANI, zikalata zachinsinsi, akhungu, denga - chilichonse chimanunkhira sitiroberi ndipo anali madontho apinki. Zosamveka bwino, sizinayang'ane. Koma zidachitidwa manyazi - mantha ndi osavuta.
Mkali
Imakakhazikika mu bungwe lolondola lapadziko lonse lapansi ndi miyambo, onse ziweto, ndipo ndimawopa chilichonse. Pa tsiku loyamba lomwe ine ndinapita ndekha m'mphepete mwa nsomba, chamasana. Ndinapita patebulo la kampani, ndikuyika microwave ... Ndipo adaphulika! Kuchokera kuopa ndikunamizira kuti sindili pano. Panalibe camcorder pamenepo. Mabwana anali kuphedwa: Ma Microwave anagwedezeka, ndipo nsomba inali kununkha, ndiye kuti patatha sabata inali kununkha moyenera.
Kusamba kozizira
Ntchito yanga yoyamba ku Israeli ndi yodikirira mu malo odyera aku China. Chilimwe, kutentha kodabwitsa. Lachisanu, madzulo, chimodzi mwazosintha kwambiri, tsiku langa loyamba kuntchito. Anthu amdima. Mgwirizanowu ukubwera, kulamula Soda. Ndidamubweretsa, ndimatsegula, ndimatsanulira mugalasi, kuyenda kamodzi mosasamala, Galimoto imathanso ndipo zakumwa zayezi zimatsanulira molunjika pa mathalauza. Alulu akusaka ndi kudekha kwathunthu kuti: "Kusamba kuzizira pamoto ndibwino, koma bwanji pamazira?" Ndili ndi zaka zisanu ndi ziwiri, ndinathamangira kumbuyo ndipo ndazindikira pafupifupi ola limodzi.
Wokonzanso
AILTER idayamba zovala. Kuyamba ndi, zovala zonse zimakhala ndi masitepe ndipo zidakhazikika, zomwe adalandira VTUK - zovala ku holway ndipo ikanakhala yonyansa komanso yonyansa.
Lemba
Pa ntchito yoyamba ya nthawi, mu Deanate, adalandira ntchito yoti mudzaze matikiti ophunzirira maphunziro atsopano. Methodistka, yemwe zikuwoneka kuti, adaganiza kuti popeza ndinali mtsikana wakhama wokhala ndi pigtail, ndiye kuti ndiyenera kulemba ngati munthu wabwino kwambiri. Ndipo sindinkaganizira kuti chinthu chokha chomwe ungayatamandiyamikire zolembedwa zanga - akukamba. Sindinakhalebe ndi diso, ndipo mayinawa sanakwere nthawi zonse pa zingwe. Mwambiri, kunali kofunikira kuwona ophunzira atawulula matikiti awo ophunzira ndikuphunzira chidole changa. Za ine, kenako anachenjeza aliyense kuti: "Izi sizingathe kudzaza mapepala ovomerezeka!"
Msampha Woyeserera
Ku Indictute panali machitidwe oterewa kwa olemba ntchito - kupempha ophunzira tsiku lotsutsa, zikuwoneka ngati kudziwa chikhalidwe cha kampani. Ntchitoyi inali yolimba mtima - mpaka madzulo. Pafupipafupi. Ndinapatsidwa kuti ndikwaniritse zolemba. Ndinasokonezeka kwambiri, komanso kuchokera ku mavoliyumu, ndipo palibe amene angayankhe mafunso. Zinali zofunikira kupanga mbiri yopereka, koma panali malo ochepa kwambiri pa izi. Chifukwa chake, m'malo mwake, m'malo mwa "wopambana mpikisano wa ogwira ntchito abwino," adayamba kulemba "akapolo abwino kwambiri." Sindikuganiza kuti winawake azindikira kanthu.
Kapangidwe kanu - poop
Nthawi zambiri ndimaphunzira html paogwiritsa ntchito kuti afotokozere zofananira. Nthawi zapa intaneti zinali zakuthengo, ndipo mwachidziwikire zimandithandiza kuti ndipange malo. Ndakhala ndikuzunzidwa kwa nthawi yayitali, ndidayesa kudziwa zomwe Domain zimasiyana chifukwa chogwedeza, momwe ndingachotsere zojambulazo mu Mawu (ine ndinalibe maphunziro aluso), makasitomala adathira mafuta kumoto, Kufuna font yofiirira pa lalanje ... Nthawi zambiri ndinali wokondwa poganiza ndipo adalembetsa munthu wina, mawu safotokoza. Ndiponso chisangalalo kwambiri pomwe malo ochititsa manyazi a zomwe adalemba adachotsedwa pa intaneti.
Sungani abwana
Pambuyo pa Institute ku fakitole, mu dipatimenti ya opanga, analinso achichepere. Tinali ndi zipinda ziwiri mu dipatimenti. Chimodzi, chaching'ono, kunalibe khomo kuchokera pa corridor, kokha kuchokera kuchipinda chachikulu. Nthawi zambiri ndimasiya izi pomwe antchito onse atadzilekanitsa. Nditayiwala kuwona ngati pali wina m'chipinda chaching'ono ... Tsiku lotsatira zidapezeka kuti ndidatsekera wamkulu pamenepo. Anali munthu wowoneka bwino komanso waulemu, ngakhale ndikadatha kudzitcha kuti - ndimaitanira wogwira ntchito wina, adabweranso pafupi ndi sitimayo ndikuimasulira.
Pezani zingwe
Ndili ndi ntchito ngati manejala ku kampani ya malonda kudzera wachibale wamtali. Tsiku loyamba lomwe ndinakambirana ndi anzawo achilendo. Madzulo, wachibale amandiimbira foni ndikufunsa ngati zonse zinali zabwino komanso momwe ndimakondera ntchito yatsopano. Ndili wokondwa kwathunthu, ndinauzidwa momwe zonse zilili zodabwitsa komanso momwe zimakhalira ndi kusangalatsa kwa akunja. Tsiku lotsatira abwana anga adapita mitambo yakuda. Kukambirana kunali chinsinsi, ndipo wachibale wanga adagwira ntchito kwa opikisana nawo.
Motsutsana ndi nthabwala
Ine ndi mnzanga tinali kukwatiwa, ndipo tinapita kumakiti aulere amitundu ina ya Punji, kotero kuti tinalembera nkhani yokhudza iye. Kwa wojambulayo anali mnzake, ndipo ndinalemba zolemba paulendo. Anachita nthabwala drobotsinko. Msungwana pakusaka ngodya zokwawa, kuwerama, powonekera. Anali msungwana wakwiri, wokongola pang'ono, wokhala ndi utoto wamtundu wina wakuda kwambiri. Mwambiri, drobrondonko, mwangozi kuponya mbali yake, sikunathe kusokoneza. M'nthawi ya monologie, adakweza mwendo ndi zingwe zake kwa masekondi angapo. Ndipo chifukwa cha izo, zili ndi phazi ndi phazi. Anamukwera, kenako ananena kuti anapitiliza, monga sizingasokoneze, anatsitsa mwendo wake ndikupitilira mawu ake.
Mabungwe ogwirira ntchito
Ndinagwira ntchito imodzi mwa mabanki, ndipo panali enansowo kuchokera ku Dipatimenti Yaulamuliro. Nthawi ina ndimatumiza kalata kwa abwana anga: "Mverani, Lesh, mkulu wa dipatimenti yalamulo ndi mtundu wina wa cormorant yovulaza." Pakapita kanthawi, abwana anga ayankha kuti: "Inde, ndikudziwa, koma bwanji wamulembera iye?" Mwambiri, ndidalemba izi kwa mutu wa Dipatimenti yalamulo, ndipo adapanga yanga
Ntchito ya maloto
Ndinali ndi zaka 14, zokhazikika kuti ndituluke kogulitsa mabuku pa Topleskaya atatseka. Zinali zowopsa kuti iyemwini adapeza ntchito, chikwama cha ndalama zokonzedwa. Mwambiri, adachoka kutali ndi makolowo, chifukwa adabweranso m'mawa, ndipo kuchokera kwa abwana, chifukwa ndidawerenga nthawi zonse. Zidachotsedwa mu sabata.
Zowopsa Zonyamula
Kenako ndinagwira ntchito yotumiza mabuku (ndi manejala), ndipo kampaniyo idagulitsidwa kuphatikiza mankhwala. Ndidalamula usiku wonse panthawiyo, ndidafika kunyumba kuti ndipereke kasitomala m'mawa kwambiri, yomwe inali pafupi ndi nyumba yanga kuposa ofesi. Chabwino, chimodzi mwazomwe zimayenda. Ndidayika magolovesi a mphira ndikuyamba kuyeretsa madzi m'tavalo m'tulo mu holoway, kenako magolovesiwo m'manja mwanga adayamba kupezeka molakwika! Bank anali asidi.
Moni kuchokera m'mbuyomu
20 Zaka zatsopano zapitazo ndidalembabe ndemanga za masewera a masewera omwe ali m'magazini "zoseweretsa." Mwanjira inayake idafika pamalo ogulitsira, ndipo ndidandipatsa chidole chatsopano ndikudutsa Chingerezi pamasamba osindikizidwa bwino. Ndidakondwera ndi mkonzi uyu ndipo ndidafunsanso mkongedwe wina wa RAM, chifukwa iye anali ndi zofunika zochepa 8. "Mkuyu." "Akuti" Lembani monga mukudziwa. " Ndamasulira masamba awa momwe ndingathere. Chipindacho chinatuluka, ndipo magaziniyo adagona m'makalata okwiya: "Ndimombiro omwe adalemba gawo la bioforge, ndizosatheka kupita popanda zoyipa!" Tidaseka ndikuyiwalika. Zaka zingapo pambuyo pake, pakompyuta yatsopano, inenso ndidasankha kusewera Bioforge. Ndidakhazikitsa, ndidayesa ndikuzindikira kuti palibe chomwe sichingatheke. Ndili ndi malo osungirako magaziniwo, ndinapezanso gawo, ndinayesa kuwerenga komanso nthawi yayitali ndikugwira ntchito: "Chabwino, nkhondoyi idalemba chiyani ndimeyi !!!"
Chonde!
Mu ntchito yanga yoyamba, nthawi yoyamba m'moyo wanga idandiyitanitsidwa ndi dzina ndi pattronymic - pafoni. Ndidamva dzina la anthu, adayankha kuti panalibe chinthu choterocho apa, choyika foni ndikungozindikira kuti amandidziwira.
