Pozindikira pagulu, bambo wina kukhitchini amayimba awiri, poyamba, mosiyana ndi malingaliro ena: "Amuna ndiye ophika bwino" ndi "nyani ndi grenade". Koma ndani adanena nyani ndi grenade sangathe kuphika?
Kapetolo
Mwamuna wa Capricorn, chiphunzitsocho, amatha kuwerengedwa kukhitchini popanda zotsatira zoyipa kwambiri chifukwa cha mlalang'ambawo, koma "mwa mawonekedwe a idiot amalemba maphikidwe pa intaneti. "Mazira awiri" amamveka. "Magawo mazana awiri a ufa" - chabwino. Koma ndi chiyani, sindikupepesa molakwika kuti: "Mchere ndi zonunkhira kulawa"? Kulawa - zochuluka motani? Kodi muyezo uli kuti? Ndani adayeza? Ndipo izi ndi gawo lopanda lamulo limachitika m'maphikidwe khumi ndi asanu ndi anayi. "Ufa sunamamatira m'manja" - chitsimikizo chabwino, Bravo, njerwa, nazonso, sizimamatira m'manja. Zotsatira zake, capricorn amachotsa mbale zake, kapena kuwomberedwa kupempha Juwal V. kuchokera ku foru ya culinary ndi moyo wake kuti: "Ndimathamangitsa diso."
Aquarius
Aquarius Amuna amakwera kwambiri kuti asamalire zomenyedwa. Amalemba bukuli ndipo amaphika pasitala. Chifukwa kuchokera kwa chakudya (komanso kuchokera kwa mkazi, chifukwa cha moyo, ambiri), aquarius amangofuna imodzi: iyenera kukhala yosavuta, yoyenerera, yoyenerera, yoyenerera, yoyenerera, yokhazikika koma osakhudzidwa. Komabe, nthawi ndi nthawi, luntha, luntha, ndi aquarius, ndi aquarious akuganiza zowolokera ku Solyuka. Amatsegula firiji, imayang'ana mkati kwa nthawi yayitali, kuusa moyo, kuphika pasitala ndi soseji ndikubwerera ku bukulo. A Aquarius anena kuti: "Ndinachita Sushi," mwina anali wokutidwa kwambiri ku Nori. Ndipo kenako aqurius amalandira mabuku osadziwika, ndipo, pansi pa anthu a pa TV poyankha funso: "Chifukwa chiyani mwatcha buku lanu" pasitala "?
Nsomba
Nsomba zazimuna zimakonzekereza, monga kuda nkhawa kuti palibe chomwe chituluka, ndi chokoma komanso chokoma kwambiri. Koma ngati nsomba yamphongo yadzidzidzi ikamacheza, imanjenjemera kwambiri, imanyansidwa ndi manja ake ndikukamba ndi anyezi, zomwe zimamukhumudwitsa, koma kuti, " Ndipo pamene kuphika kumatha, nsomba zimakweza chibwano ndikudzichepetsa kudzidalira. Ayi, osati mkazi chabe. Sabata yotsatira, wophika wabwino kwambiri padziko lapansi adzalankhula ndi Zairte, pafupifupi, monga chonchi: "Mumuveka pompano Petrovich adzafika mu invoice, ndaomeza pano. ukadamwedwa, mkazi wanga adakondwera. " Mkazi wa Nsomba-wakhungu nthawi yomweyo ayenera kutulutsa modekha komanso akumaso mtima kwa mwamuna wake - ndizosatheka kutengera zomwe zimachitika.
Angisi
Aries akukonzekera zoipa, koma chowonadi chokhacho chimanong'oneza bongo tambala. Ndipo Mulungu aletse, ungakhale tambala wa zakudya zathanzi - nkhaniyo imadziwa kuti ndi nkhalamba, yomwe idatha kuphika (kuphika, a Charles), Stemoni), chifukwa - chidwi! - "Zothandiza kwambiri." Ndipo paphiri la mkazi amene sagawana kuti Thupi ndi kachisi wa mzimu ndipo tiyenera kudya modabwitsa, motero timadya zochulukitsa ufa wa proteniil lero, udzu winawake ndi wopondera kuchokera ku plantiain. Koma, ulemerero kwa Mlengi, osachepera theka la Aries - gourmet ndi zingwe, motero akonzedwa mu poto wokazinga ndi batala.
Likonyani
Amuna Taurus - kupanga olimba komanso osagwirizana kwathunthu. Cholengedwacho, chomwe chikuzungulira masitima 12 ndi nyanga zowoneka bwino, sizimawopa nyama iliyonse, kapena gmo, kapena pali cholesterol yosoka. Amuna amphongo amakonzekereratu ndi kukula, ndi talente komanso zosangalatsa zonse zomwe zimalemera zopatsa mphamvu zoposa mazana asanu kuti zilumidwe. Chifukwa chake, chiwopsezo chachikulu cha Taurus sichiri cha Iyemwini, koma cha ena. Chifukwa mutha kukhala molimba mtima pazakudya zilizonse zachisoni. Mutha kukhala waphimbi, masamba, Yazeeennik kapena matupi amanga - zonse zimatha kukhala ndi tanthauzo lalikulu, lokoma, mawu ena akuti: "Chabwino, kachidutswa kena kake", akumakhala ndi nyanga zakuthwa.
Mapasa
A Gemini Amuna amakonzekereketsa ngati Mulungu, koma "kampani yawo" yokha komanso tchuthi chokha. M'masiku ena, anthu amapasa: a) otanganidwa; b) Anali waulesi. "Mtundu wake" wa Twin munthu ungakhale wina (wochokera ku keke ya Napoleon, kupita ku rit-aya kuchokera ku New Zealand, izi ndizofunikira, koma zidakulitsidwa. Kupita ndi kupusa mopusa amuna mapasa amapasa, inde, koma adzadziona kuti analimbikitsidwa. Kuphika kuyenera kukhala sacramenti, ndipo zotsatirapo zake zimakakamizidwa kung'amba chipwirikitichi chikakhala chitonthozo cha nthawi yayitali, mwina mapasa sasewera.
Khansa
Nthawi zambiri amantha, amanyazi komanso akhama, khansa kukhitchini akumva mfumu yaphiri. Ali ndi talente yobadwa nayo yophika michelin, ndipo amatha kuphika chilichonse, kufunsana ndi atsikana onse a khansa. Pano pali pano kuti kugwira - khansa sikungakhale atsikana. Pakuti khansa sianyazi komanso amantha, komanso olumpha ku paranoia. Ndipo zimadziwa ndendende kuti azimayi nthawi zambiri amalowa ruble, kutuluka - atatu. Ndiye ndizosavuta kuphunzira kuphika. Ndipo limayamba kwambiri kukhala lalitali, nthawi yayitali amakuyembekezera.
Mkango
Mkango wamphamvu amatha kuphika mbale iliyonse. Kuvuta kulikonse komanso kukhitchini iliyonse padziko lapansi. Nkhomaliro kwa anthu makumi awiri? Palibe mavuto! Chakudya chamadzulo? Inde chonde! Njira yophika pamkango imawoneka, motere: mkango umakhala pampando, umaponyera mwendo kumbuyo kwake ndikuyankhula pafoni: "Moni, ndiye malo odyera? Ndikufuna kuyitanitsa". M'malo osowa kumenewa pamene tsoka loipa limakali mkango kulowa kukhitchini, imatha kudziwa chithunzi cha soseji ndikudzaza vinyo kukhala kuti muthane nawo molondola. Koma kuyeretsa nsombayi? Pepani, kodi mumandilumikiza?
Mo
Amuna-namwali ali ndi mbale ina: mbale ziwiri "m'gulu la" zoyambirira ", makanema atatu ndi compote. Kodi virgo akana ndikukonzekera kamodzi pakulimbikira kwa mlongo, yemwe samadutsa phirilo - mwadzidzidzi palibe chotani? Mwina namwali sakugawika kuti pali mtundu wina wa mbatata padziko lapansi, kupatula "chithupsa". Koma, mwina, mwamunayo samawona malingaliro posinthanitsa zakudya, ngati njira yapano imagwira ntchito mwangwiro. Kodi nchifukwa ninji timakonda zoyeserera komanso misozi yopusa m'mawa?
Bwalo
Pokonzekera unyinji, mutha kuwombera, kugona pa U-Tuber ndikukhazikitsa milioni. Choyamba, yankho lalikulu lapangidwa: kuphika kapena bwino? Kenako mantha amayamba - ndipo chophika ndi chiyani chophika, chifukwa zonse zili lokoma kwambiri! Kenako imatsatira mndandanda wa oscillation pakati pazosangalatsa komanso zothandiza. Kenako ndi ntchito yotere, lingaliroli limafotokozedwa poyerekeza ndi zomwe zili mufiriji, ndipo zonse zimayambira. Chipolopolocho ndichakuti, ngakhale zitakhala zotsatilapo (zomwe zingakhale zosankha zam'maso), saladi kapena omelet - funso ndi liti? Moyenera kusamala moyang'aniridwa ndi zowomba za malo opita, tiyenera kukhala ndi Borscht?
A scorpio
Amuna Scorpio akukonzekera, atatsuka pazotsatira zake, chifukwa amasangalala ndi njirayi. Ma scrorpions amakonzedwa - amasangalala ndi njira iliyonse. Ndipo, moyenera, mutembenuzire ku chiwonetsero, kotero athandizi ndi odzifunira kwambiri ndi ofunikira kwambiri, iwo ndi omvera. Ili ndi nthano chabe ya azimayi awa: Ndine wabodza ndipo ndimayang'ana chiphunzitso cha kuphulika kwakukulu, ndipo amapita amaliseche, koma kuprona ndi lingaliro lopeka. Adzagundabe apuroni paclegen, amatembenuzira zofunda zake - ndipo sizofunikira kwambiri kuti ndi iye amene amakonzera.
Sagittarius
Luso lili ndi luso "wamphamvu kwambiri wophika". Chimodzimodzi mbale imodzi. Samakonzera china chilichonse, koma kavalo wake amagulitsa likerge, ndi patholo ndi kutumikira. Masters wamkulu amadziwa kuti talenteyo singathe kuthiridwa, komanso kukwaniritsa ungwiro weniweni, muyenera kumenya chaka chimodzi kwa zaka, ndi ambuye aliyense Kung fu kukuuzani. Chifukwa chake, alendo sadzatchedwa "kubwera kwa ife chakudya chamadzulo", ndipo "abwere kwa ife pa pilaf, shuchpari, hichapuri, iwe wofiyira." Ndipo alendo ali chomwecho, ndi mpweya: "O, o, uja wofatsa ndi tchizi, omnom, tidayitanitsa taxi."
Alexandra Stionalkaya