Mwachidule tinataya mpira wathu wamatsenga kuchokera patebulo lam'mimba, ndipo adakhumudwitsidwa. Palibe tebulo lomwe lakhumudwitsidwa, koma mpira. Ndipo ndinatipatsa zinthu zosayenera kwathunthu, ndipo zizindikiro zotsala za zodiac sizinasowetsere chisoni. Zinapezeka kuti ndife timabastard. Ngakhale pamoyo pamoyo sanagwere pansi palibe mipira yamatsenga.
Kapetolo
Opanda moyo opanda moyo, ozizira, monga ayezi munyanja, Bastard. Zosowa zosowa zimatsimikizira lamulo. Mwina izi zimachitika chifukwa chakuti kuzungulira tsiku lililonse kubadwa kwa carmicorn a carmisor a carsoble ang'onoang'ono omwe amabwera chifukwa chamitengo yamitundu yosalakwa, koma wozunzidwa wa avak alvak, kwenikweni, siofunika.
Aquarius
Adatulutsa modzikonda modzikonda mumitambo. Ndikosatheka kukambirana naye za chilichonse - aquarius nthawi zonse amasintha mapulani ake ndi mawu "sindinaphule kanthu." Njira yokhayo yosungira ubale wabwino ndi Aquatic sikuti muzidalira sizingachitike. Chabwino, kapena kuwombera - Kukonda Aquarius ndiophweka komanso osangalatsa.
Nsomba
Kunama, zabodza zonama. Monga aliyense, kuphatikiza nokha. Ndikukhulupirira ndi mtima wonse bodza ili ndipo ndimakhumudwitsana kwambiri akapanda kukhulupirira. Pali zosankha mwamtheradi pakupindula - za nsomba ndi mtundu wa zojambula zapamwamba. Ndikosatheka kutsimikizira izi kuchokera pamenepa, muyenera kugula maso kwa inu, kuti musalole zowonadi ndipo osayesa kupeza chidziwitso chowona ngakhale panthawi yanji? " Ndiye chabwino.
Angisi
Wankhanza wamakani. Amaona kuti aliyense ndi wosafunikira, ndipo, mwa mfundo, ufulu, koma kukwiyabe kumapweteka ndikuvulaza. Palibe njira zolimbana. Kudzikuza kwa Aries kumamenyedwa, kuwuka zothawa kwawo ngakhale m'dera la Pegasus. Lamulo Lalikulu la Njira Zotetezera Mukamayankhulana ndi Aries - Osalankhulana ndi Aries.
Likonyani
Ng'ombe yodefakeza si kanthu kena kalikonse kuposa katswiri wajambulawu, yemwe amafuna kuyamwa ma module awiri, ndipo, khumi. Ndalama zimakonda kununkhira. Malaya omaliza amachotsanso izi mosakaika. Chinthu china ndikuti malaya awa nthawi zambiri samachotsedwa osati ku Tarus yekha, koma ndi thupi lina lofooka komanso lopanda thandizo.
Mapasa
Bastard wobalalika chifukwa cha ana azaka zambiri. M'malo mwake, ayi, chifukwa chiyani kuvutika? Kusangalala kwambiri. Gemini amadzimana kuti akhale wopanda thandizo komanso ngakhale wakufa, monga opossum, poona ngozi, mwachitsanzo, ndalama za nyumbayo. Ndipo pano pali anthu masauzande ambiri achifundo omwe amapulumutsa a Noshoshi nashi. Ndipo mapasawo adzakuyendetsani pabedi ndi kucheza, macheza, macheza, macheza.
Khansa
Mmamba wocheperako, kunamizira kukhala wamkulu komanso wamkulu ndi kalasi, wokhoza kusintha vuto lililonse ndi kayendedwe ka ndevu kapena lobster. M'malo mwake, idutsa pansi pa mwala ndikumadutsa m'maso mwa chingwe penapake ku plankton. Tanthauzo la moyo limatsikira kuti "ndisiye ndekha, ndipo ndibwino - kufa."
Mkango
Kuphwanya Bastard, kudzikweza kudzidalira mu mtheradi. Mabwenzi alipo kuti amvere kumvetsera mwakumvera kwa mkango. Makonda abwenzi ndi okongola ndikupereka zochita za mkango. Kulingalira kwa ukulu wake kukhala ndi mikangoyo povutika kuzungulira sitimayo makilomita awiri kapena awiri kuchokera kwa mfumu ya zilombo. Ndizotheka kuti ndi silinda wazomwezi.
Mo
Petty, kugula ndi matope. Kukhazikika kwa namwali kumayendetsedwa ndi matani mazana mazana atatu kudza mazana anayi a Mary Poppins pachaka. Anzanu amayamba kudziwitsa. Zikhala kunja, zimabwera, ndipo nyimboyi ikhala kwamuyaya. Adani ochokera ku anamwali amalawa nthawi yomweyo ndipo kulikonse komwe virgo adawononga mwezi umodzi. Ndipo kupezeka kwa adani a mnyumbayo kumasangalatsa - Bastard iyi ndi mwanzeru, mosangalala kosangalatsa komanso amadziwa kuzunzidwa koopsa.
Bwalo
Kukayikira kwadzidzidzi, nthawi zonse kumafunafuna mayankho osavuta a ntchito zovuta. Zachidziwikire, sizipeza. Alosi mkati mwa onse omwe ali pafupi, akufuna kuyang'ana limodzi. Zotsatira zake, zomveka kuti: "Inde, idapita ku Nafiri," Rubit Gordwiev's Cents (ngati ndili ndi lupanga) ndi lupanga, ndi zidutswa zonyansa zimayikidwa m'manda.
A scorpio
Zomvetsa chisoni zachisoni. Monga chida chimagwiritsira ntchito makamaka kugonana, koma osati konse. Itha kung'ambika kwa dzanja lonunkhira kungowona momwe moyo umakhala pang'onopang'ono. Amakhala m'malo mwa miyeso ndi zolemera "ndimapha, ndimapha, zapakhomo, ndikunjenjemera, mwana, akunjenjemera."
Sagittarius
Adamvera choyipa kuchokera pa mpira: Alexander Stilaanskaya