Amuna enieni amalankhula za akale monga akufa: kapena chabwino, kapena kalikonse. Koma ayi, ayi, ndipo akuyesera. Pa mfundozi mumaphimba mantha otsekemera kwambiri.
Mukukanikizani okondedwa anu nokha ndi miyendo yonse ndipo mukuganiza - Ambuye, pang'ono, mudapulumuka bwanji zonsezi? Ulemerero ku chilengedwe chonse, mudapirira ndipo pamapeto pake ndidakumana nane. Pakubweza ufa wosasunthidwa. Sindine konse monga:Mkazi Maniac
Mukukumbukira Achithenga mbiri yakale "Miseche"? Pamenepo fanizo la wolemba lomwe limatsekedwa kunyumba ndikuphwanya miyendo yake ndi nyundo, motero adangomugwirira ntchito yekha. Ndi za mtundu wakale wakale ndipo chinali: kwa ine, kukhala, bodza, usodzi, ndinakusilirani, ndifa popanda inu. Mawondo mawondo adaphwanya nyundo ya metaphoric - tatsala opanda moyo.
Madzi a Madzi
Adalira nthawi zonse! Ndidapachika makilogalamu makumi asanu ndi limodzi a zolakwa pa khosi langa lopanda kanthu ndikulimapo kuchokera pamenepo, chifukwa chagwabwi. Ndidavutika kwambiri, ndidavutika, ndidaganiza kuti ndafa ndipo zidamupangitsa kukhala wosangalatsa. Ndipo samadziwa momwe angakhalire osangalala. Sintha, osati Baba, mwachidule.Nkhumba zachikazi
Anayenda osakali a shagy, omwazikana ndipo adagona kutsogolo kwa laputopu. Usiku wina m'bali yanga yamaliseche ya kugwedezeka mopanda manyazi kuchokera ku cookie. Ndinkangotsuka kaye. Kodi ndi chikondi?
Mkazi Alkash
M'malo monditengera kunyumba maholide a anthu ena, nawonso amamwanso, limodzi ndi ine. Osangowona, ndi vodika. Ndipo osangomwa mowa wamphamvu, ndipo nthawi zingapo ndinayimbanso ndi anzanga. Kodi mitsempha yotani idzaima?
Mkazi-zinyalala
Nthawi zonse analibe chovala. Ndili pa ntchito zitatu m'mawa mpaka usiku wopanda kumapeto kwa sabata, popanda tchuthi, popanda kuperekera, ndipo adagula chikwama. Ndi nsapato. Ndipo chifukwa chiyani? Uko nkolondola chifukwa anali woyenera kuchita ndi ine.Mkazi pila
Izi nthawi zonse ndipo zonse zinali zolakwika. Ndipo ndili ndi malipiro ang'onoang'ono pang'ono, ndipo mu kugonana sindine, ndipo mtengo wa Khrisimasi unaponya iyo pa nthawi. Tsopano ndili ndi maofesi, ndipempherereni, mwana wanga watsopano.
Mkazi Wabwino
Adalamulira ndi mawu a gulu loyipa, ndipo zosoka zonse zaukapolo wanga zidakhazikitsidwa zokha ndi chinsinsi (inu mukufuna kugonana - kuyeretsa mano anu, mwachitsanzo). Anamva zowawa, mpaka ku Demoba.Mkazi Wopusa
Poyamba ndinamumangirira kwambiri kuti: "O, sindinakakamize chilichonse," koma atayitanitsa chinsinsi cha khumi ndi awiri "chinthu chaching'onocho ndi bowo" - ndinasweka. Tithokoze tinene kuti sanaphe. Idiot.
Pulofesa Wamanda
Mkazi wokhwima, akadali mu mafuta oundana. Anakhazikitsa zolakwa zanga m'makalata. Ngakhale malo oyikidwapo. Ndipo ndikuwoneka womugwedeza. DZIKO-zinyalala-zinyalala.Mkazi wa ukoma wosavuta
Anandisintha. Ine ndekha! Zabwino? Izi, zoona, si mndandanda wathunthu, koma ngakhale iye akuchita mantha. Mwana wanga wosauka. Ndibwino kuti sindili wotere!
Alexandra Stionalkaya