Nthawi zina mumadzuka m'matumba ozizira - phunzilo siliphunzira! Ndayiwala kusintha! Ndinagona kusukulu! Ndipo izi - fuuu, lolo lolota chinthu chomwecho, chisangalalo chotani, chomwe chilichonse chimachokera!
Ophunzira Ophunzira
Monga pakusankhidwa - zomatira, Hooligans, mbiya ndi Gopata. Ndinu kuti pazifukwa zina zimakakamizidwa kukhala abwenzi! Amakwiya kwambiri omwe adakulemberani ndipo adalandira "asanu" osayamwa pang'ono. Ndipo omwe adanena mwachindunji ("mtsinjewu umatchedwa MiI pis!") Kuti mukhale ndi zinthu zomwe mumachita. Ndikosavuta kukhulupirira kuti ngakhale anthu abwino kwambiri padziko lapansi, nawonso, pomwe wina anali ophunzira nawo.Mphunzitsi ndi woipa
Kodi nchifukwa ninji aphunzitsi ofotokozayo anawerenga ndakatulo za ngwazi yaumboni yankhanza? Monga ngati siren alls ndipo apa, aluso aluso adzayamba. Chifukwa Chomwe Katswiri Wosakayika Pamphuno Pamasochero kuti sizingatheke kusokoneza chilichonse? Chifukwa Chomwe Fizruk tinatichera ku "mbuzi" osafunikira izi, ndife omveka.
Bulu
Tsiku lililonse titakhala mipando yolimba ya plywood ndikuloledwa kuziyika. Ndipo tikafuna kuchitira chipongwe ichi chisanachitikira m'mphepete mwa nthawiyo, aphunzitsi ena adadzuka pomwepo, yemwe adagwira ntchitoyo ndipo adatipatsa chidwi cha afge.Malipiro
Goodbye, perlovka. Anthu omwe amasangalala ndi phala lazomwe amapezeka mwachilengedwe nthawi zambiri kuposa ololo. Koma ngakhale mimbulu iyi sikadatha kudya zinthu zosiyanitsa ndi imvi ndi margarine, omwe adapindika kwa zaka 10. Chipinda chodyera chilichonse chinali msonkhano wokonzekera zinthu mu umuna mu ubweya ndi mphira wazotulutsa zomveka. Ndipo sakonda compote ndi keke, ambiri a ife tinanyamula mchaka. Choyipa kwambiri chinali fungo - chlorine wawukulu, ziphuphu ndi china chake chowotcha.
Anyamata
Mwinanso zimphona izi ndikukula kukhala chinthu chanzeru. Koma ife tikusakaikira. Adatiyika masitepe, Lepii chingamu pa pigtails ndikuyesera kuti akwapule masiketi. Mwanjira yabwino, amayenera kumenya pansi pamphuno, zomwe tinachita. Kupeza zogonjera mwankhanzazi - ndinu omwe, Katya, iwe ukufananira inu! Ndikusisita! Ndizomvetsa chisoni kuti ena a nkhonya akukula, komanso kusiyanitsa zachiwawa chifukwa chosadziwabe.Mawonekedwe
Mavalidwe a spiky ndi miyala yamitundu ya utoto ndi matalala otheka awa omwe amafunikira kusoka, kusoka ndikusowa, kusoka ndikusowa. Ambiri mwa iwo omwe adapita kale kusukulu ya m'ma 750 pomwe zidatheka kuvala chilichonse, adavulalanso. Choyamba, makolo adapanga mawonekedwe a chuma cha chuma. Kachiwiri, chifukwa amalangizidwa. Inde, inde, kulangidwa kwambiri kumakuthandizani kuti muphunzire, othandiza kwambiri m'zaka zana zapitazi.
"Awiri" pamakhalidwe
Osati podziwa nkhaniyi. Ndipo nthawi yomweyo - pakuwerengera nkhaniyo! Inde, sindimakonda mphunzitsi kuti umakoka m'minda ya achifumu. Kapena kusintha, kuwonetsera astang. Kapena kutchedwa vaska wopusa (ndipo mudayenera kuchita chiyani atakhala moron kwenikweni, ndipo mpaka pano?). Ndipo kwa aphunzitsi ena okalamba, ana asukulu za Zadbol, zabwinozo sizinkangokhala chete, kawopsporo kwa mwana. Olimbikitsidwa? Awiri!Kudiyimila
Kuchokera pamenepo kuti chidani chathu chikukula kumitundu yonse ndi tamadam. Zosasinthika zimangokhala ndi zochitika zachikhalidwe. Kuthamanga m'matumba, KVN Popanda kusangalala komanso luso, kung'ung'udza kwa ndakatulo ndi kuphedwa "Orlenka". Ndipo aliyense angasangalale kukhala kwina. Aphunzitsi sakhala mu Nyumba ya Misonkhano, koma kunyumba pa TV. Sitili pa siteji, koma mumsewu kapena mphete, yomwe nyambo kuchokera ku nintendo wokhazikika.
Chilankhulo chodabwitsa
Osati forthanth, koma Framoga. Palibe bwalo, koma zosangalatsa. Zosangalatsa, Zosangalatsa! Inde, ndani amagwiritsa ntchito mawu awa konse?Kuleka
Koma iwo, ngati mukuganiza, Lidisili kanjira kwambiri. Kuphatikiza apo, ophunzira ake poyankha anyaniyo amatha kutumizidwabe ndi nkhalango. Koma ngati mphunzitsiyo akukuwuzani kuti "Ivanov, mkwatibwi waikidwa m'ndende, ndikwabwino kuyang'ana pa cholembera!" "Mutha kugwa pansi, zosangalatsa ndi chipinda chapansi."
Malamulo opusa
Ngati chogwirira chimangokhala buluu. Koma osati zakuda, kapena. Minda - maselo 4. Ngati mungachite zitatu, padenga la sukuluyo lidzagwa, ndipo ngati asanu adzaitana Satana. Chikalata - pachikuto. Manja - patebulo. Kusuntha - m'thumba. Lembani mu khungu lililonse. Poyerekeza izi, ngakhale miyambo yambiri yamagwiritsidwe - imalavulira ndi kutaya.