Kuti muwone momwe mtsikana wabwino aliri ndi chidwi, kufesa mokweza, ubongo uyeneranso kukwezedwa ndi chromium ina, ndipo akungokweza pang'ono ndikumupatsa foloko yabwino - imapweteka. Makamaka ngati mtsikana wabwino sakhala mlendo kwa inu. Ndiye chochita ndi chiyani? Zikuwoneka kuti aliyense wavulala. Amamukonda.
Ngati munthuyo si woipa kwambiri kuti udzakukhululukirani mukawombera, ndiye kuti palibe yankho mwachangu. Ndipo ngati choyipa, chilipo pachiwopsezo. Oweruza adzalungamitsidwa, apolisi adzakumbatira, woweruzayo adzapsompsona manja anu ndi misozi, chifukwa chopulumutsa Russia, "ndipo bwenzi lidzakubenibe. Chifukwa chake cholinga chanu sichinayerekeze mbuzi, koma kuti asunge bwenzi la AL) Amoyo ndi Bwino B) bwenzi.
imodzi. Dziuzeni modekha kuti si zabwino zanu. Popanda umboni ndi umboni. Chabwino, "osati munthu wanga", "Sindikumva kuti", ndife osiyana kwambiri. " "Mverani, koma akadamkonda iwo sooo, mwina simunakondwera?"
2. Mpatseni iye kuti amvetsetse zomwe simukuzikonda, ndipo njira zake sizikugwira ntchito. Koma khalani olondola kwambiri. Iye, adzakhumudwitsidwabe ndipo adzatsanulira iye m'makutu mwake, ndi bwenzi loyipa, koma akhale laling'ono kuposa zinthu zenizeni. Mtsikana wina adalongosola mwaulemu mlongo wake wa mwamuna wake, yemwe amakhulupirira - ndipo atathamangitsa, abwenzi ake awiri adasiyanitsidwa kukhoma. Sanachite kalikonse, sananene chilichonse, iwo amangoyang'ana ndikumwetulira. Adadzitsogolera yekha ... mosamala.
3. Yesetsani kuti musalumikizane naye. Chabwino, mutha kutumiza ziwiya, komanso kukhala bwino ndi mboni (onani Claucase 2). Ndipo kenako, kutha kwake ndi chorbit chanu chidzafotokozedwera ndikuti mumamuuza milandu.
zinayi. Ndikuvomera kumuwona pagulu (ngati, inde, amasowa kwambiri bulu), koma ndiroleni ndimvetsetse kuti mukumuchitira yekha, ndipo ndizovuta kwa inu. "Chabwino, ngati sichoncho Nikiaak ... Samakulolani kupita? Mu cafe, ndi bwenzi? Mdaaaa .... " Apo ayi pali chiopsezo chomwe mungasiye kusuntha konse. Zomwe sizikuchotsedwera, amakwanitsa. Osati pokhapokha ngati inu - oyenera ku Mudila, musanapange Zombie kuchokera kwa mkazi, kuti amupatse aliyense amene angamupweteke.
zisanu. Osatenga nawo mbali mu mabizinesi omwe adayambitsidwa ndi iye. Musalole ndalamazo pazolowerera zake, ngakhale atalumbira ndi amayi kuti nonse mumatuluka mawa. Palibe chitsimikizo mu ngongole! Chifukwa chake nenani, ndi munthu womveka - "ukanakupatsani m'modzi popanda mafunso, ndipo sindikhulupirira chal, Pepani." Koma kumuthandiza ndi ndalamayo mobisa mobisalira iye - mutha. Osamudyetsa iye ndi ana mosalekeza, koma kupereka ufulu wochepa kwambiri kuti athetse china chake. Mwachitsanzo, mutha kuyitanira taxi ndikupita kumayi.
6. Akadzadandaula, osakwera "ndipo ndidati." Mverani. Mwina mudzamvetsera mwachidule osakaniza "anamadzulo", zoshchenko ndi zochitika zaabodza. Terp. Ngati angafunse kuti mumuwuze zomwe mukudziwa za luso lake, sankhani katatu funsani ngati akutsimikiza kuti akufuna kumva. Osati kuti amupatse mwayi wokana (funso lotere limafunsidwa pamene akudziwa kale zinthu zambiri), koma kuti musapereke kupsinjika ndikukutsutsani. Simunakwanitse, gaddy, ndipo simunawononge banja losangalala, ndipo mwakulimbikitsani kuti muuze zomwe mukudziwa. Ndipo osapempha mudakhala chete. Ndipo ayi, simunasocheretse, munanena kuti simunazikonde.
7. Amamukumbutsa kuti ngati kuli kotheka, foni yanu yatsegulidwa, ndipo m'nyumba mwanu muli thumba logona. Mwa njira, poganiza kuti njira iyi osachepera pamlingo wosauka (utoto wofewa mu nazale, wogona, suluta). Ngati yankho la alendo alendo omwe simutenga nokha (mwamunayo, makolo, anansi, amakambirana ndichifukwa chake mukuwopa kuti zingakhale zowopsa kuti zingakhale zowopsa. Tikudziwa kuti mlanduwo ukanyamula mayi wina ku mzinda wina kuti akwaniritse, sanatsatire mawonekedwe a nthawi imodziwo mnyumbayo atakumana ndi zomwe zikuwayendera. Mkazi akathawa (ku Siberia Januwale mu Stop, ndi wopanda jekete), asshole, ndi chidaliro kuti alibe aliyense wopita mumzinda, adapita kukamugwira. Ndipo mkaziyo anali ndi tiyi wowotcha, nsapato, chovala choyenerera (bwino, chimenecho, chomwe sichili Chatsopano) ndi ndalama za tikiti ku mzinda wazungu. Ndipo inde, iyi ndi nkhani yosangalatsa. Sanabwerere kwa iye.
P.S. Amuna! Kwenikweni, lingaliro "limasunga mnzanu amene ali ndi wosalala" ndi yemweyo. Kugwilitsa nchito