Mwanayo ndiye siponjiro wabwino kwambiri. Amatenga zonse. Kuchokera ku Kindergarten, kuchokera pabwalo lamasewera, zenizeni kuchokera kwinakwake kuchokera ku mlengalenga zimabweretsa ngale zazikulu. Kenako nkutulutsa. Taluso pa iyi ndi mphindi yovuta kwambiri!
Zipatso za Maphunziro
Pa mutnee mu Kirdergarten, ndimanyadira ndakatulo, omwe abambo adandiphunzitsa. Munakhala pansi pa mtengo wa Khrisimasi, wathambo wa zaka zinayi - komanso mawu, osangalala, motalika, ndi makonzedwe a nyanja! Ndawona kachasu! Mukukamba: Wokondedwa, wonyezimira masokosi! " Santa Claus ndi namwali wachipale chofewa ali pafupi kutonthozedwa ku North Pole. Abambo mu mzere woyamba pang'ono kuchokera pampando sizinagwe. Ndipo amayi anga kenako pafupifupi adampha. Chifukwa chake sanadziwe za nyimbo yomwe ndimakonda kwambiri, yomwe nthawi zambiri ankandichitira: "Msungwana zu-zu-oom mu bulu wouma chinjoka!" ...Kusankhidwa kwa ma repoti
Ndipo mu Kirdergarten, ndinamvetsera tepi ya abambo ndi Rosesam - ndipo ndinaphunzira, nyimbo zowala kwambiri komanso moyo. Zokhudza "Yembekezo, tafika kumbuyo kwapakatikati", za "Ninka ngati chithunzi chokhala ndi miyambo yachiwiri" ... Ndinkakumbukira bwino. Ndidachita izi ndikusilira mu Kirdergarten - kukondweretsedwa ndi mmodzi-woopsa komanso woopsa wa mphunzitsi. Ndipo mungatani kuti: Mwana wamkazi wa mwana wamkazi Manta, mwana wamkazi wovuta!
Vuto la zopanda pake
Mlanduwo unali wakutali 91, mwana wamwamuna anali ndi zaka zitatu. Tili pamzere m'sitolo ... ndiye panali mzere uliwonse kulikonse ... kuyima. Anali atapita kale. Ndipo adathawa, nalankhula, nalankhulana ndi aliyense ... Zotsatira zake ndidayamba kudana ndi izi: "Tiyeni tichokere kuno! Chabwino, ndiyenera kuchita chiyani pano? " Ndikunena kuti: "Chabwino, Spey Spoa". Tinabwera chete ... Ndipo iye analira motere: "Madzulo abwino, moni wochokera kwa Solime!" - Kenako panali kugunda kwambiri kwambiri, wailesiyo idawuma nthawi zonse ... koma mungawafotokozere ndani? Izi ndi zotsimikizika: kupatula dziko lapansi ... ndipo simunganene kuti: "Chete" - iye yekha adadzifunsa Yekha!
Kodi izi ndi ndani?
Wodziwa mwana wake wamwamuna (anali chaka 4) kuyimirira pamzere pa kasupe mu supermarket. Ndipo apa, chaching'ono, panalibe chochita, Iye amatenga - ndipo wopanda wina ndi izi pansi pa siketi ya mayiyo, yemwe amayima patsogolo pawo. Msungwana wokhala ndi nkhawa amakhala mozungulira, amawona mtundu wina ... komanso pamakinawa popanda mawu osafunikira omwe amamatira kumaso ake!Ndiye?
Mwana wanga wamkazi pazifukwa zina amakonda nsabwe. M'zaka makumi awiri ndi zoyambirira! Mu malo ophunzitsira! Mumutu wotsukidwa bwino wokhala ndi pigtail yoyala modekha! Kenako kuchokera kumsasawo ubweretsa, kenako kuchokera kusukulu idzafinya. Shevory, Zikuwoneka kuti, ndiye kuti ndi pomwe mukuwotcha. M'chilimwe, mtsikanayo amamuyimbira foni - kuyimbirayo ndi kuyenda. "Sindingathe," mtsikanayo amatero aliyense pa tsiku ndi tsiku. - Ndangochotsedwa. Ndili ndi chidwi choyambirira - chinzani foni ndikunena kuti ndikungosangalatsa. Kodi ndi nsabwe zamtundu wanji ?! Ndidaletsa, ndiye ndidati: "Ayi, kodi sindingangokhala chete bwanji? - Ndiye? Amafunsa. - Ana analinso ndi nsabwe. Tinawakambirana ndi iye. Ndikulingalira chithunzi: atsikana awiri abwinowa akukhalabe - ndikukambirana za nsabwe. Wopanga wanga ananenanso kuti agwire imodzi, ikani kubanki ndi "kuwona". Kudyetsa iye, kuphunzitsa ...
Tract ya mankhwala
Ndinapita ndi ana ku Trolleybus. Mwana wanga wamkazi anali ndi zaka zisanu ndi chimodzi. Trolleybus amayimira mumsewu, osakhazikika. Ndipo mwana wakeyo akutembenukira kwa ine ndi malonjezo okweza kuti: "Amayi! Ndipo chowonadi ndichakuti munthu atatha zaka makumi atatu ayenera kukwatiwa kuti asakhale Prostate arnoma? " Basi yonse ya Trolley idangogwa ... ndingatani? Ndinalengeza modekha kuti: "Inde, mwana wamkazi".Google osaletsedwa
Wozidziwa kubwera kwa ine - ndipo china chomwe ndimafuna kuwawonetsa mu laputopu yathu. Amayang'ana pa Woyang'anira - ndipo pomwepo injiniyo imatseguka. Ndipo mu pempho la injini ... "Pisa ndi CIS". Ili ndi Junk yanga idaganiza zowunikira mwadzidzidzi ndikapatulukira - zimawoneka ngati mphindi!
Kutumiza mapiritsi
Ndinapita ku malo ogulitsira ndi mwana wanga wamkazi, kugula zinthu ndi ma tambala azovala. Maganizo ang'onoang'ono anati: Iwo amati, Kodi izi ndi ziti, pazomwe amafunikira. Kuchotsa mafotokozedwe osafunikira, adayankha kuti awa ndi opukutira pazochitika zapadera. Ndayiwala kale nkhaniyi ... kukonzekera banja lonse ku tsiku lobadwa anga. Ine kukhitchini ya kukhitchini ya kusweka, mwana wamkazi amathandizira - mbale zomwe zimatsimikizira patebulo, mafoloko ... Ndidamufunsa ndipo napkins fiopse. Ndimalowa m'chipindacho komanso chozizwitsa: pafupi ndi mbale iliyonse pagona! Koma ndizomveka ... mlandu wapadera!Kuyankhula
Mwana wamkazi wakhanda wa mwana wakhanda, akusangalala ndi wachibale wokhala ndi mitundu yowoneka bwino: "ITUYU, mutu wa chidule bwanji! Utya, ndichinyengo bwanji! Ndi ku Gypsy, ukunena? " Msungwana, monyadira: "Zachidziwikire!" Agogo Aagonja, Oyika: "Chabwino, ndiuzeni agogo ang'onoang'ono, achimwemwe." Kukongola kwanga, mwa ku Gypy, mwaulemu: "Roya pafupi." Zochitika chete.
Zandibera!
Chete sanafune kupita kopita kumunda - ndipo motsatana kuthamangitsidwa pansi, kugona pansi. Amadzikonzera, kotero sindichita mantha kwambiri. Kungoyembekezera mpaka atatopa. Koma anthu ali ndi kandulo yopanda ulemu! Agogo amadutsa - ndipo sangathe koma kusokoneza zoyambirira zofapo zomwe zidaperekedwa kwa mbadwo: "Ay-i-i-iwe umachita bwanji zoipa! Ndiye ndikuba tsopano, tsopano ndititsogolera! " - ndipo nthabwala zazitali ndi mwana. Ndi mwana wotani? Ndipo iye, ndikuganiza motalika, mosangalala amagwira agogo ake pafupi ndi dzanja lake ndipo amakhala okonzekera. Monga, tangodikirira, kutsogolera, mphodza!Ndipo simuli woyendetsa ...
Ndidafunsidwa ku Kingdergarten kuti: "Kodi abambo anu amagwira ntchito bwanji?" Ndinayankha moona mtima kuti: "Woyendetsa ndege!" Aphunzitsi a mtedza. Nanga, afunseni, woyendetsa ?! Amagwira ntchito mu AutoClonna, adabweretsa matayala athu kuti tikakhale duwa! Ndipo ndimayankha molimba mtima kudziwa nkhaniyi: "Ayi, ndi woyendetsa ndege! Agogo ake amafunsa nthawi zonse: "Kodi ndi liti, Vorumeda, malo ?!"
Osadikirira!
Mwana wanga wamwamuna aliyense tsiku lililonse ndimachita mantha agogo ake aakazi osauka. Amakhala ku Russia, ndipo ife ku Ukraine. Ndipo kamodzi madzulo, agogo amabwera oyera monga choko - ndipo akuti: Mwanayo, mwanayo ndi wosalakwa, amalonjeza zoopsa zina. Kupanda kutero, kutha kwa dziko lapansi kuli pafupi. "Osadikirira!" - Amayankhula. Ambuye, komwe iye amati mawu, chinthu chomwe amadziwa, sichimanena kuti mwana ... Ndipo zinthu zonse zinali zitamba zokhala ndi maluso, zinaonetsa kuti kugwiriridwa kwa Ukraine. Amatchedwa "pa Dobranіch, Diti". Izi ndi - "usiku wabwino, ana." Ndipo mwana sanalorerepo izi, koma adangofunsa katuni ...Funso Landale
Ndili ndi masiku atatu ndimaika agogo anga pamavuto. Ndi tsango lalikulu, anthu mwadzidzidzi adaganiza zomufunsa kuti: "Santa, ndipo ndani ali bwino - Lenin kapena Brezhnev?" Adamvetsera pa wailesi ya VEFIAMBAS zonse - ndipo adasankha kufotokozera momwe aliri ... kwa oyambitsa pang'ono mu gofu. Wotopa, wotuwa - nanyamuka ndi mantha: "Zonsezi ndi zabwino!"
Maswiti a Atumiki Aanthu
Mnzake wina pa scoop adagwira ntchito ku fakitale ya confectionery. Nthawi zonse unatibweretsera maswiti oyipitsitsa omwe sakanayenera kupeza. Mwanjira ina amabweretsa ma vastive, omwe panthawiyo sanali kugulitsa. Funso loti "Kuchokera komwe" linagwedeza kuti: "Inde, ndi chifukwa cha antchito a anthu ..." Tsiku lotsatira tipita ku Kiyamborgarten, kenako ndikupereka kwa msewu womwewo chifukwa cha anthu a anthu! " Ndipo Kindergarten sanali kutali ndi KGB ... Tsopano amayi akuseka, ndiye iye sanaseke.
Chifukwa chiyani zili mu mpingo?
Ifenso, achichepere komanso okonda, m'zidziwitso za anthu ambiri ku chiwonetsero "Khristu ndi ana." Zithunzi zonse zili chete. Ndipo Atate ndiye wakonzeka kutiphunzitsa. Mafunso, anena, funsani ana anga. Ndikuganiza choncho: Kodi n'chiyani chingakhale chanzeru kwambiri kufunsa ... Kunali chinthu choterocho, ine ndikukumbukira ... "Koma chonde ndiwuzeni:" Akuluakulu aliyense adagwa, pomwe adagwa. Ndipo Atate, osasinkhasinjika diso, ndi ulemu: "Choyamba, khandalo, amatchedwa vollist ..."Ndinu ndani, Abambo?
Ndine woyenera bambo anga ali mwana. Anali woyendetsa sitimayo - ndipo nyumbayo idawonekera, yomveka, kamodzi miyezi isanu ndi umodzi. Ndipo pamene tipita kwinara m'basi, ine, kwa zaka zinayi nthawi imeneyo, ndinafunsa moyenera kusano kwathunthu: "Ndipo ndiwe yani?" Abambo asokonezeka kwambiri: "Chabwino, y, ndine bambo ako." "Inde? - Ndikunena chitsutso. - Chifukwa chiyani sindinakuonepo kale ?! "
Anasonkhana: Seloketi ya Julia