February 13 - kondomu yapadziko lonse lapansi. Mutha kunena zowonjezera pa February 14.
Polemekeza tchuthi chotere, tinaganiza zophunzira kuchokera kwa akazi, modabwitsa kapena modabwitsa kuti munthu azivala kondomu. Mawu ndi momwe amuna, tinaganizanso zophatikiza m'nkhaniyi.
Chidwi! Samalani! Zosankha zina zimayambitsa kuseka kwambiri!
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Ndabwera kuzengereza kuchita zanzeru: "Wokongola, yemwe mudawerengapo" munthu pa nkhani ya Chekhov? " Ndipo osanena kuti, Koma moona mtima anati: "E, kodi muli ndi gulu lotanuka?" - Ndipo choyamba pansani mantha kuti kulibe, chifukwa mnyamatayo wasintha pamaso pake. Koma kenako anafunsa kuti: "Kodi tsitsi lanu limaletsa tsitsi lanu? Nditha kugwira ... "Ndipo apa ndidasintha pamaso panga, chifukwa ndimaganiza kuti tsitsilo silikuyenda pamutu panga. Ndipo, mwa lingaliro langa, panali gulu la mphira. Mwamwayi, zonse zidathetsedwa kumapeto.
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Mtsikana wina wazaka 40 (ndipo wafalikira kale), wazaka 26, poyankha pempho lotetezedwa molakwika: "Eya, achinyamata, muli bwanji! Ndipo apa, ambiri, mudakhulupirira anthu. "
Eya, zidatembenuka, ndimatha kuvala ndi liwiro la moto wamoto.
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Malingaliro anga, ogle avaev yatatseka kale mutu wapitawo. "Kodi uli ndi zotere?"
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Ndipo zidandichitikira pano kuti mbadwo wa anthu wazomwe zidakula kale, zomwe asyany sanagwidwe.
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Nthawi zonse ndimakhala ndi chidwi komanso kusakhulupirira anthu omwe, m'malo mongonena kuti, yayamba kukonda ena. Chifukwa chiyani?
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Inde, mwina chowonadi ndi chamanyazi. Ndili ndi chitsanzo cha bwenzi, lomwe lili pansi pa makumi atatu, koma ndi munthu pabedi kuti mulankhule za zomwe mumakonda - ayi-e-e-e, a manyazi. Sindikumvetsa izi ndipo sindingathe. Ngakhale ndimakonda kuchita manyazi kale ndipo mwanjira ina pafupifupi theka la cunnivis, amazengereza kudziwitsa mnzakeyo kuti sindimakonda, koma mwanjira ina.
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Sindikudziwa kuti zili bwanji, koma mawu oti milandu itero ndi amodzi: "Munthu, timavala chovala!"
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Inde, Anecdote Nanga:
- tiyeni tigone popanda gondon? - Kodi tidzagonana popanda iwe bwanji ?!
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Mmodzi wa nkhanza wina anati ufunika mkono!
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O, chabwino, kalankhulidwe kameneka: Tiyeni tipite ku mankhwala, kugula china chake ku tiyi! Inenso, ndi njirayi, ndimaganiza kuti mwamunayo adapita ku malo ogulitsira kumbuyo kwa ma cookie, atangonena kuti "kuyiwalika kugula tiyi! Nthawi zambiri imbani makondomu tsopano.
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Kodi mwayiwala chilichonse? :-)
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Ndipo ali choncho - Damn, motsimikiza! Ndalemba lero mu Turo! : D.
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Ndili wowongoka kwa zoterezi, a Carotta adayamba kupanga.
Whoo safunafuna gondon wa Damnikogue kotero kuti sindiye Daamkto osachita masewera a Gondonctoereetheeeetheeeethes ndipo iyemwini !!!
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Mutha kukhala chete patebulo ndi kupatsa, ndidachita pomwe anali mwana, wamanyazi komanso wopanda ntchito. Monga kuti zonse zili zomveka - ndipo ndidaganiza kuti ndi nthawi, ndipo nthawi yake "idzachitika m'Chinako.
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Mwamuna wina akanati amafunikira "zinthu za anthu."
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Ine ndachita ndi mnyamatayo, yemwe anakoka kondomu asanapite kwa mayiyo. Ndipo Mulungu, iwe ukhoza kuwona maso anga pamene Iye anavula thalauza lake - ndi iwo pamenepo. Ndipo ayi, panalibe zolakwa panthawiyo.
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Nthawi yomweyo ndinakana kugonana. Zinachitika kuti ndimatha kugonana naye, koma sizinali zofunikira kumupatsa mameseji yolunjika yogonana nthawi imodzi popanda kupitirira pamenepo.
Chabwino, chiyani? Ndatuluka mwakachetechete ndikuponya kondomu pakama pakati pathu.
Ananenanso china chake "mopanda tanthauzo, ndipo ndinagona kuchipinda china ndi mtima wodekha. Iyenso anakana!
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Kondomu ndi mwamantha? Ndi zachikondi liti? OPhito-Rod? Nkhuni za tsamba lanu?
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Mnyamata wina anati: "Ndikuyenera kuyika makalata". Zinali zoseketsa ndipo malingaliro sanawonongeke. Komano chowonadi ndichakuti ine ndimamukonda Iye, ndipo chilichonse chomwe anena, sichingawononge moyo. Koma pakakhala mtundu wina wa kufupika, pomwe anthu samamvana kwambiri, amachita manyazi, ndiye kuchokera kufunsidwa "Pali kondomu?" Chilichonse chitha kugwa.
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Ndili ndi njira ziwiri.
- Tetezani, Bwana! - Yembekezani, simunavale pano.
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Ndinkangokumbukira momwe unaliri wolakwika komanso "kondomu" ndi uh-uh ... kuti, iye ali, atachita mantha kwambiri, pamakhala zinthu zambiri. zikuwoneka kuti. Ndipo mwana wanzeru adandiuza nkhani yabwino kwambiri yomwe galu adabwera ukuthamanga ndikubweretsa bokosi lonse m'mano ake, mutha kulingalira izi? Ndipo adaganiza kuti ichi ndi chizindikiro ... Ndimakhulupirira kuti zoseketsa.
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Nthawi zambiri ndimakhala ndi mawu okwanira kuti: "Kodi muli nawo, uh-uh ..." pambuyo pa "E-uh", munthu akuganiza bwino.
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Kamodzi kakale kameneko kakukola kondomu ndi kuimba nyimbo yopusa kwambiri: "Chipewa chosaoneka bwino cha Nadnu, ndidzakhala chipewa cha phokoso langa." Kumbukirani zonyansa. Ndipo kenako sizinali zonyansa, mwachikondi, kapena zinali.
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Ndi mwamuna wanga ndi mawu akuti: "Tiyeni tivale kale."
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Chinthu chachikulu ndichakuti ngati kwa nthawi yoyamba kuti wina anena, sanadzuke ndipo sanatenge mwachangu kuvalira.
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"Kondomu musaiwale" - zosavuta komanso zopusa. Nthawi zonse amagwira ntchito.
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"Kodi muli ndi makondodi?"
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Gulu la "Kukula kwa Russia" ili ndi nyimbo yokhala ndi nyimbo "mudzavala zochuluka kwambiri, nditsika kwambiri." Nyimbo zimadziwika bwino ngati nyimbo zonsezi zimva, malingaliro ake ndi omveka. Tidaikira zaka zitatu m'banja la chaka, ndiye kuti panali mwayi.
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Sindinayenera kufunsa ngati ndikadafunsa, anafunsa ngati panali kondomu. Amuna, makondodope owopsa amandiwopsa.
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Kondomu.
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Kondomu.
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Anthu, phunzirani mawu oti "kondomu". Ndi amuna ndi akazi. Palibe chowopsa mwa icho. Ndipo pazomwe zimachitika mukapanda kuvala - kuli!
Tsiku losangalatsa tsiku!
Nkhaniyi yakonzekeretsa: Lilith Mazikina