Pakadali pano, zozizwitsa zimachitika. Ena amadabwa ndi ena! Ndipo makamaka laluso kwambiri lowongoka bwino ...
Mnyumba yopachika
Mmodzi mwa bwenzi langa adasungunuka kuti mtengo wa Khrisimasi umalumikizidwa ndi denga la denga - kuti asagwe. Adapanga zonse monga momwe ziyenera. Mkazi kunyumba kwabweranso ndi ana - ndipo kumeneko ... Wokolola wa Khrisimasi adapachikidwa! Zowonadi, maonekedwe a m'mudzi wopanda umphawi unali. Wodziwana sanazindikire zomwe akutanthauza kumwamba, mu denga, la Khrisimasi. Yapachika mwachizolowezi ndi theka mita. Koteronso osati kwa womangika kwambiri, koma wotsika pang'ono kuposa nsonga, kotero pamwamba adatsamira, monga mutu wa malo okhala.Khoswe
Mbewu mng'oma wokondedwa adalamula kuti agogo ake agonje aseketseke. Chinese chobiriwira ichi chimakhala ndi mtundu wobiriwira wobiriwira, amagunda nyimbo za ana, mutha kuyimba ndi mwana kubisala ndikufufuza. Mavalidwe a karoti a Jaddy panja ndipo njira yofananira imayatsidwa. Kalulu ndi mawu osangalatsa achikazi akuti akufuna kusewera, ndipo ayamba kukwera mwana ... ndinakhazikitsa chozizwitsa cha njira yankhanza yochitira nawo msampha. Ndipo pa Chaka Chatsopano, mpongozi wanga, kuti aziigwiritsa ntchito modekha, anapita. Adagona pa cartpet pamaso pa TV. Kuyesera kuoneka kuti zikuyenda bwino. Kenako Evoyana jona adalemba kenakake kwa kalulu ndipo adakwera karoti ku dzanja lake. Adadzuka pa Januware 1 Kuchokera Kumalo Ake: "Zhenya-Zhenya ... N'chifukwa Chiyani Mudamwa Kwambiri?" Zhenya adatsegula maso ndi kupita patsogolo kwa kalulu wobiriwira. Otsekedwa - kalulu sanathere, koma tiyeni tiyeni timera. Modabwitsa, kodi ndidzachokera pang'onopang'ono kuchokera kumeneko, ndipo kodi anthu amagetsi amasangalala ndi kumeneko: "Tiyeni tizisewera? Ndipita kukasaka, kubisala! " "Ndipo, kudula nyimbo ya bamooth, idamuyendetsa." Kuopa kuti mtengo wochepa sunapereke ...
Osadandaula, azakhali!
Mwanjira ina, kwa chaka chatsopano, azakhali anga ndi amalume anga anasonkhana kuti adzachezere makolowo. Amalume Kolya atavala patsogolo ndikuyima mu msewuwo, kuyembekezera Aunt Any. Pakapita kanthawi, azakhali anyakutulidwa mu zovala zachikondwerero ndikufunsa komwe phukusi. Amalume Kolya adayankha kuti ngati ataganizira za zinyalala ziwiri za heftty, adanyamula moona mtima mu zinyalala, pomwe amayembekeza wokongola. Pambuyo pa Motsky kupuma, Aunt Anka adafunsa kuti chifukwa chiyani amalume Kolya sanazindikire kuti panali masaladi angapo omwe ali ndi zisamali, botolo la mtundu wabwino komanso botolo labwinobwino. Kwa amalume a kolya adayankha kuti phukusi lidamangidwa (azakhali anyangizani kuti apange keke kuti ikhale yozizira. Pomwe adafunsa momwe adathamangitsira phukusi lalikulu lotere ku zenera lopapatiza, adayankha kuti athandiza phazi ...Nyimbo Zouziridwa
Tikumbukire nyimbo za tchuthi. Nawonso, statik inali vuto lonse ... Chabwino, amene Namini. Ndipo Abedov ndi iye. "Ndinaika Champagne pansi pa chipale chofewa m'munda ..." Inde! Malingaliro abwino, kulenga. Ndipo kugwa kwa chipale chofewa chaka chimenecho kunasinthira kwambiri. Mwezi wanga wa Januware 12 udatha kupeza ...
Mwambiri, sitikondwerera
Ine ndi mwamuna wanga sitinafunikire kukondwerera NG. Koma kenako mwanjira inayake anasintha malingaliro ake. Tiyeni tipite ku "nyali" la nyambo ", buffet yopanga (werengani" kumwa "). Ndiye kuti, malo okakamiza, komwe muli zaka zabwino kwambiri ndi Efremov adavina patebulo. Mnzanga wabwera, ndinandipatsa suti ya matalala (bulauni wabuluu), ndipo mwamuna wake ndi wovala zovala zapamwamba. Ifenso, zonse, zonsezi zidatsala nthawi yomweyo. Lotsatira - mosavomerezeka. Wina amadzifunsa kuti, analonjeza chisangalalo chonse chadziko lapansi, kudyetsa chisangalalo chonse cha ... Tinapeza ali pa 650 m'mawa ku Leingrad Station ndi thumba la Eling Booze. Kuganiza bwino, tinkapita matikiti kwa Petro kuti akapezeke pafupi ndi sapsan wapafupi. Tinafika, pang'ono pang'ono ma rubrev ndi zodabwitsa: +5, mvula, mmawa pa Januware 1, zonse zatsekedwa. Sitinasokonezedwe, kupeza kuti ndi kutseguka kotseguka, kunatenga mowa, ndinakwera pa ndege. Mu theka la ola limodzi, kwa ife, monga ku sinema zenizeni, gulu lina lalikulu lidafika ku Jepar wamkulu nakatenga mumsewu pafupi ndi nyumba yachifumu, pomwe nthawi yomweyo tinaphatikizanso "chisokonezo" ndikukhala ndi "kuchapa" ndipo adatsuka ". Masiku asanu tinatsogolera kumeneko mpaka ndalama zitatha. Kalelo adayendetsanso m'malo otsika mtengo ndi dochyar ndi zhifle breel ... wokondwa.
Ndipo awa ndi ine!
Mnyamatayo atandiponya, ndimawopa kuti ndimalumikizana ubale kwa nthawi yayitali. Msungwanayo adalangiza kuti ayambe kupeza wokondedwa. Ndidatero. Ndinadziwana ndi bambo wina, wofanana ndi zaka zoposa, ndinazolowera makalata ake, zotonthoza, zokometsera komanso kumvetsetsa. Ndipo m'mimba kwa chaka chatsopano, adalimbikitsa kumasulira maubwenzi athu kukhala zenizeni. Ndinavomera. Adalamulira tebulo, ndidagula diresi yatsopano. Ndipo madzulo pa Disembala 31, ndipo tsiku lomwelo lidapita kwa iye zaka ziwiri. Ndinkangopita ku lesitilanti, mtima umasweka, bwanji ngati ukukhala wocheperako, wandiweyani ndi ma LLS? Ndikupita, ndikuyang'ana, ndikakhala munthu wosangalatsa chonchi mu Bertery Bekete, monga tidavomera. Ndayandikira nati: "Ndine ine." Ndipo anati Ine ndi Ine, "adayankha, ndipo usiku wamatsenga adayamba. Pakati pausiku, tinali okhwima kwambiri paubwenzi waukulu ... Ndipo m'mawa zinapezeka kuti Vizabi yanga sinalembedwe m'moyo wa pa intaneti.Kumetedwa
Mnzakeyo nthawi ina amagwira ntchito yometa tsitsi. Malingaliro ozizira ngati amenewa adachita! Mwanjira ina ya Chaka Chatsopano, kumayambiriro kwa ntchito yake yantchito, adazindikira ndi anzawo kumapeto kwa tsiku logwira ntchito, ndipo mwadzidzidzi kasitomala mwadzidzidzi! Gawa, akuti ndikufuna. Iye: mochedwa kale! Ndipo iye: palibe, mwachangu, tchuthi! Chabwino, choti achite - adayika nkhope yake kwa iye, ndipo chipale chofewa chija chiri chipale chofewa pamaso pake. Citable, akumuwuza kuti Khushka, umagwedeza moyipa, koma osasamala. Anamaliza maphunzirowa, akuti: Palibe chabwino kwambiri chomwe mwandichitira! Ndipo iye heay: Chabwino, osachepera sanadule! Iye: Ndipo nzoona! Amalipira, kumanzere, ndipo adapita kukasamba kufufuza. Makina a lezala adakali okalamba, pomwe lezala lidayikidwa. Amamukhumudwitsa ... op-pa! Ndipo miyala siyoncho!
Chinthu chachikulu - chiritso
Kumayambiriro kwa Januware woyambirira, pepala, lothokoza ngati chiyamikiro cha ma ambulansi apakati, adafika ku Cemulance Station. Zinalembedweramo: "Sizinali zopindulitsa kuti pachaka cha Chaka Chatsopano mmodzi wa alendo athu anali ndi vuto la mtima. Tinakakamizidwa kuyitanitsa ambulansi. Dokotala wachichepere adabwera, atanyamula mapazi ake. Papa kuti chovalacho, adapanga jakisoni wa Magnesia kulowa mu sofa, mwaulemu kunena zabwino ndi kumanzere. Tonsefe timaseka kuti ngakhale mtima wanga ulekeni. Zikomo kwambiri chifukwa cha zosangalatsa zanu. Palibe Santa Claus akufunika! "Milomo ya velvetia
Kwa awiri okha
Mtsikana wina anathamangitsa mwamuna wake kuti palibe amene amamulandira ku nsima zake. Ndi amene amadziitanira tokha. Amakhulupilira kuti izi zinali chifukwa sanadaliri wodalirika ngati alendo. Akuti: Zikutanthauza, amati, tidzakhala ndi chaka chachikondi kwambiri. Kwa awiri okha! Adagwira ntchito 31st. Ndipo kotero iye anaphika mtengo wa Khrisimasi, champagne ndi zonona, akumuyembekezera kuntchito, atavala zovala za chipole cha chikondwerero cha chikondwerero .... . Kenako ndikulira "zodabwitsa !!!" Mwamuna wachichepere ndi 5-6 omwe adawadziwa adapumira, omwe adakondwera kupereka msonkho kwa mkazi ngati Hostess. Ndipo pali vinyo wamaliseche wokhala ndi chipale chofewa pamanja ndipo osawoneka kumbuyo kwa siketi yammimba yammimba. Zodabwitsa, Damn, zodabwitsa kwambiri! Koma mtsikanayo sanagunde nkhope mu dothi. Nditacheperachepera mphindi zochepa, adanenanso modekha kuti: "Ngakhale sindinabadwepo pomwepo, ndiye kuli bwino ... dikirani, ndili Naddick!" Komanso, tchuthi chinali chopambana.Kagoneni
Pambuyo pa NG yomaliza, ndinazindikira ku Thailand muB imodzi panyanja. Zonsezi, tinakumana ndi mnyamata wokongola, palibe amene adabwera, adavina mpaka m'mawa. Ndipo m'mawa adapeza kuti gulu lankhondo lidagwa, ndi ma oyendetsa onse a taxi. Ndiye kuti, 7 m'mawa ndipo sizikudziwitsani kuti apeza bwanji paradiso uwu kupita kunyumba - usanakhale chitukuko cha makilomita 20. adapita kumapazi, kuvota panjira. Ndili pa zidendene komanso zida za m'chaka zonse zatsopano. Ndipo galimoto yokhayo yomwe idayima ndikutiuza kuti titifikire ku malo oyendetsa sitima za taxi, zidakhala galimoto yokhala ndi ma cell a nkhuku. Chosunthika: Moni, bulu, chaka chatsopano, mu kampani klish!
Ndi paris chikom
Tinkakondwerera mivi wapamwamba kwa zaka zambiri - ndipo amayi anga anati: "Palibe maolivi! Imani! Pa ng tidzapita ku Paris! Atasonkhana ndi kuwuluka m'banja lonse. Ndipo popeza alendo akadakhala osazindikira, amadalira bungwe loyenda ndikugwirizana kuti onse awonjezere. Ntchito, kuphatikizapo kusungitsa tebulo pamalo odyera pa ng. Bwerani ... Ndipo ili ndi malo odyera osokoneza bongo pa anthu! Ndiye kuti, zonse zimakhazikika pansi pa miyambo. Ma pickpaper, olivier. Osati nyumba yatsopano, koma waulesi, wosenda pasadakhale. Magome onse aku Russia. Ndipo - chitumbuwa pa keke - pa TV yoyamba Kana - A L!Kufuna "Kubwerera ku Dubai"
Ndife anthu odekha, osakwatira, ndipo amakondwerera anaganizanso chimodzimodzi. Motenthe, pafupi ndi nyanja, koma m'malo ochepa - mu modzichepetsa kwambiri kwa Emirates onse. Koma kuchokera ku hotelo kamodzi masiku ochepa basi ku Dubai ndi kumbuyo. Zinali zofunika kugwiritsa ntchito mpira! Ndipo adatsogolera 31st. Tidayenda mozungulira, zopuma m'malo ena m'mbali mwa gombe, ndi nthawi yoti tibwerere ... Votti - palibe woyendetsa tati tati! (Chifukwa chiyani - sanamvetsetsebe.) Tonsefe timamvetsetsa bwino (ndipo pamenepo pamantha zonse zitakonzedwa, zimasokoneza nthawi zina). Ajeremani aliwonse anathamangira nafe panthaka yomweyo. Tidalemba kuti tachedwa basi ndikugwiritsa ntchito chaka chatsopano ku Dubai Molla ... Tidawotcha mphindi mpaka nthawi momwe H - ndipo sitingathe kupeza njira yolondola. Mall a Dubai ndi ozizira pa lablin lablin! Ndipo alonda amayankha kena kake - koma mu Chingerezi kotero kuti nkhunda zikuumba. Mwambiri, adalumphira pachiwiri chachiwiri munthawi yachete ndipo amayenda pang'onopang'ono kuti mayi ndi okondedwa. Emiriti yathu inali yopanda lamulo lowuma, ndipo botolo la hotelo limatiyembekezera m'chipindacho ...
Zozizwitsa ndi Sergeant
Disembala 31, Clock khumi PM. Fulumira kukondwerera, kunyamula zikwama zitatu zabwino - zikuwonekeratu ndi chiyani. Inde, zachidziwikire, kulibenso chodetsa. Ndipo, kotero, mita isanu kuchokera mnyumbamo ... Galimoto ya apolisi imachedwetsa pafupi. Sergeant atuluka ndikupita molunjika kwa ife. Malingaliro, kumene, kuseketsa kwambiri: Zabwino kwambiri, zimagwedezeka ndalama, kovuta kwambiri - timazindikira mu nyani. Koma mumakumana bwanji ... Sergeant ndiyoyenera: - ikani matumba! - Osauka ayike matumba pa chisanu. Bwenzi langa: - Manja akutuluka, - amatambasula manja ake. - Hemehaw! - zomwe zimadabwa ndi dzanja la dzanja. Sergeant akwera m'thumba mwake ndikutsanulira manja ake ochepa m'manja mwake. Kuyambira pagalimoto kumatembenuka: - chabwino, mukuyembekezera chozizwitsa china chaka chatsopano!
Pakulengezedwa: chimango kuchokera mu kanema "mitengo ya Khrisimasi 2"Nkhani Zapaka: Seloketi ya Julia