Timakhala pagulu la nthawi, ndikuganiza kuti wina akulakwitsa pa intaneti, kokha chifukwa akulakwitsa, ndipo amangofotokozedwa. Pomwe zikanatheka mu mizere yoyambirira, imamveka kuti patsogolo pathu ifeyo ndi chitsiru, ndipo palibe chifukwa cholankhula naye. Ndikwabwino kugwiritsa ntchito nthawi yowerenga zithunzi kapena kupanga avatar watsopano. Ndi mphaka.
Nayi zizindikiro zazikulu za Idiota (idiotos komentarium valgaris):1. "Inu"
Amalemba zokhumba "inu" ndi kalata yayikulu, mukukhulupirira kuti zimamuthandiza +10 kuti azimuthandiza +10 kuti azikhala ndi "luntha". M'malo mwake, zimamuthandiza kuchepetsa 100 kuti akhale "kuwerenga", kuyambira poti apilo "omwe mumagwiritsidwa ntchito" amagwiritsidwa ntchito polemba bizinesi. Chifukwa chake, pambuyo pa mawu akuti "vactions ali ovulaza, ndipo ndinu nkhosa." Pamaso panu, mwachidziwikire, idiot. Yankho: "Ine-e-e" ndikuphatikiza.
2. Amagwira ntchito ndi zokumana nazo monga cholinga.
"Madokotala amapha ana athu, ndinabereka bafa, ndipo sizinachitike." Panthawi imeneyi, ndikufuna kutengera ndi kugogoda wolemba wa wolemba pakhoma kamodzi. Kuwala tsiku lililonse: Palibe chomwe chidzachitike ndi mutu wodabwitsa wotere kuchokera ku ndemanga zanu. Posapita nthawi, zowawa zimamugogoda kwambiri pakhoma ndipo popanda inu.3. Sadziwa kumvetsetsa kuwerenga
Nkhani: "Ndimalipira HSKU, kuphatikiza kuwongolera m'deralo." Dziwani kuti: "Sindikonda - pitani mukakuluma mpanda, mufune aliyense kuti akuchitireni chilichonse." Maonekedwe odziwika kwambiri a idiot. Amapezeka m'mawu pafupifupi nthawi yomweyo ndikuchulukitsa ngati drosophila.
4. Umamveka
"Alibe ana, mayi sakanalemba izi!", "Awa ndi mkazi wachisoni, palibe amene amafuna.", "Adalipira izi!". Nthawi zina zimawoneka kuti izi ndi bots. Zikadakhala choncho chifukwa munthu wamba amakonda kuganiza kuti anthu ozungulira amakhalanso abwinobwino. Koma, kumbali inayo, zikuwonekeratu kuti munthu wabwinobwino samachita nawo pixels tsiku lililonse. Nthawi zambiri, tili ndi vuto lalikulu kwa inu: ayi, sikuti anthu onse ozungulira.5. Amakhala wovuta ngati vuto la mtima
Iye akuti: "Ndili ndi nthabwala zambiri, koma sizoseketsa!". Ndipo ukufuula pachifuwa chapamwamba kupita ku Cod, kuwonetsa kunyada kwa chipongwe chonenepa kwa ulemu wake. Tiyenera kumvetsetsa kuti ulemu wake watula chilichonse. Mat? - Nthawi yomweyo mwa achinyengo. Akudzikonda? - Ayi, sanamve. Nthabwala pamutuwo, Mulungu aletsa, kusweka? - Woyang'anira ma boy, kiyibodi imasungunuka, ndipo mpando ulipo ndipo nthawi zambiri misozi ya ma atomu. Mwa njira, ngati kudzera mu ndemanga imawoneka bwino momveka bwino.
6. Imayika dontho pambuyo pa sentensi iliyonse
"Zonse zili choncho, koma sizinatero, sichoncho ....... Poyamba ndimaganiza kuti chilichonse chinali chophweka, ndipo zidakhala zonse ...... Kupatula apo, moyo suli wakuda komanso woyera, . Tisagawane ndi anthu pa zitsiru ndi anzeru, kutengera ngati ndemanga yomwe adasiya ......... eyed fotten .... Mukugwirizana ndi ine? " Idiot yakuya ndi mitundu yosiyanasiyana. Amakhala okwera, angakupangitseni kuyang'ana kuwunikira kwaokha.7. Kukhazikika kwa mawu
Chitsanzo Chachilengedwe: ")))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Chabwino, kusamala,))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))) ". Amakhala kuti: "Sindikugwirizana ndi zomwe zalembedwa, ndiye kuti ndine wopusa, ndimangokhala wosagwirizana, chifukwa ndimasakanikirana kwambiri . " Anavanso diaphal, musayesenso kulowa nawo. Pitani mozungulira arc.
8. Kapslock
Zodziwika bwino za mtundu. Kulemba mwa inu kumamupweteketsa kupweteka kwambiri kutsitsa pang'ono kuti sangathe kulira. "Momwe simungayembekezere kuchokera kwa inu ndikulemba mpaka kalekale." Ma commas sakonda subspecies iyi. Kodi commas pofuula ndi chiyani? Mphamvu imagwa. Mapulogalamuwa amakhala osavulaza komanso, monga lamulo, limaphatikizidwa pambuyo pa funso la neate: "Mukufuula chiyani?".9. Parrot
Mitundu yoseketsa kwambiri. Adaphunzira memes mees 12, koma sakudziwa momwe angagwiritsire ntchito. Tinene kuti, imayankha funso kuti: "Simungathe kufotokoza malingaliro anu?", Idioma: " Imagwira ntchito ngati zokambirana ndi Cabada wophunzitsidwa. Inu: "Mmawa wabwino," Iye ndi: "bulu-chitsiru!".
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Pa mpikisano wa ma idiots sekondi. Kulondola, chifukwa chitsiru. Amatumiza maulalo makumi awiri mu mzere (monga phula, pa zinyalala chachikaso, monga lafisito kapena "gadhel.ru") ndipo monyadira akuti: "Paris." Osati Parry. Ndiyenera kunena kuti: Inde, ukunena zowona, alendo alipo ndipo agwira kale Pentagon. Ndipo pitani ku thandizo la Forum ndizovuta kumva anthu ndi kuyesa kubwerera mofulumira kudzakhala ndi chikhulupiriro chamunthu.