M'moyo wa aliyense aliyense, mphindi imabwera pomwe muyenera kupita ku Ikea. Ndipo, tikuthokoza Mulungu, Ikea ilipo: Apa mutha kugula zida zonse popanga chisa chachikondi - kuchokera pabedi lotsika mtengo, mpaka wotsika mtengo. Koma ichi ndi vuto. Kukonda anthu ena kungakhale ku sitolo, kugwirana manja, ndikusiya chofiira, choyipa, misozi ndikuyenda mozungulira. Aliyense kwa amake. Koma izi zidakali polbie. Chifukwa zinthu zonse zomwe adagula, ndikuyenera kusonkhana! Mwambiri, Ikea ndi mayeso oyenera oyenera, ngakhale atakhala ozizira bwanji.
Lamulo loyamba la Ikea: Osakwera ku Ikea
Okha, lingaliro laulendo wopita ku Ikea lapanikizika kale. Maola osachepera atatu adzaponyedwa mumphepo. Pakadali pano, mutha kumwa mowa ndi anzanu, kukwera njinga, onani, pamapeto pake, TV. M'malo mwake, muyenera kukokera kwinakwake kunja kwa mzindawo, ndikukankhira mumsewu, yang'anani poyikika ndikutsekedwa pang'onopang'ono mu Dipatimenti Yojambulidwayo. Izi zokha ndizomwe zingayambitse kugwedezeka.
Osatenga anzanu ndi kutenga malangizo
Kapena abwenzi adzafuna "kukhala pamchira", kapena kukufunsani kuti mugule alumali yaying'ono. Osachita izi! Aliyense ayenera kumwa mbale iyi pansi palokha. Osangokhala kuti anzanu angasinthe mosapita m'mbali za malo ogulitsirawa, mwa zinthu zina, amatha kuwona momwe mukulimbana ndikudana.
Ikea ndi labyrinth osavuta
Kuphatikiza apo, zovuta za mayendedwe, zotuluka ndi maofesi zinali zotsatsa kwambiri, omwe amawerengedwa makamaka kuti m'chipinda chilichonse chomwe mumafuna china chake chomwe mukufuna. Zotsatira zake, kuchezerako kwachedwetsedwa, ngolo ili yodzala, kuleza mtima kwatha. "Ndi mkhalidwe uti womwe unatiyambitsa ku dipatimenti ya kukhitchini? Tili kale ndi mafoloko awiri, mukufuniranji? ". Amafunikira makandulo. Kutentha. Chifukwa chiyani amafunikira macheza makandulo palibe amene amadziwa. Ngakhale otsatsa omwe adapanga labyrinth kapena Mulungu amene adalenga dziko lapansi.
Galimoto ya gehena
Mwinanso m'dziko lapansi pali anyamata omwe amakonda dipatimenti ya Ikea. Makatani, tulle, ma sheet, ogona ogona, ndizo zonsezi. Koma anyamata wamba pamalo ano amayamba kuyang'ana mapepala okhala ndi lingaliro limodzi. "Kodi kudzakhala koyenera kwa pedi kuti uzisoke pomwe pano?".
Gehena
Monga lamulo, ulendo usanachitike usanachitike: Ndipita, tigule mafoloko awiri, ndipo nthawi yomweyo timachoka. Ndipo mwadzidzidzi kamodzi - theka lokwera mtengo limawona chosindikizira cha "Buffet", ndipo nthawi yomweyo mumakupangitsani mzere wa nyama. Ndipo ndizosatheka kukana, chifukwa muyenera kudya kupsinjika - ndi, woyamba, Woyera, ndipo, kachiwiri, tsikulo lidakali ndi mphaka pansi pa mchira. Ndi gulu lililonse lotsatira ndi kupanikizana, ludolo limangokulira.Katundu wotopa
M'mabokosi okhala ndi makatani otsika mtengo kwa ma ruble 500, makatani okwera amatha kunama ma ruble 7,500. Monga lamulo, kusiyana kwa mtengo kumapezeka kokha pongotuluka, ndipo pakadali pano theka ladulidwa kale ndi makatani osuntha. Ndipo palibe chomwe chingachitike nacho, chimatha kutengedwa. Ngati simumenyedwa chifukwa cha nsalu yotchinga, simukudziwa moyo.
Ulesi ndi kuzengereza
Wina (tisawone chala chanu) chimatuluka mu Dipatimenti Yojambulidwa ndi Kupita "Kuyesa Sofa". Ndiye zomwe simugula sofa? Ichi si chifukwa chowayesa? Ndipo pali kale theka lokongola mu mkwiyo, chifukwa "ndikuziyika, ndingakhale bwanji ndi moyo ndi munthu yemwe sakukondana ndi nsalu yotchinga!!"
Phiri lalikulu logula m'malo mwa zinthu zinayi
Munakambirana kuti mugule kama, alumali, pepala ndi corkscrew. Zinthu zinayi ndi mtengo wonse wa ma ruble 7000 (tiganiza). Kodi gehena mumakhala ndi galeta lalikulu liti? Kodi ndichifukwa chiyani cheke chokhala ndi imodzi ndi theka, ndipo pamunsi paketi zikuwonera? Kodi zinatheka bwanji? Ndani ali wolakwa? Muyenera kuneneza! Ayi!
Funso la AD mu Cassu
Mzere wautali kwambiri. Ndipo aliyense mu ngolo yayikulu. Ndipo sichinasunthe. Ndi zinyalala. Kutentha. Ndipo chidani chikukula. Ndipo pa nthawi yomaliza ya munthu (tisawonekere ndi chala chanu) ndikukumbukira kuti mukufuna matayala ena. Aaaaaaaaaa !!!Kunyamula gehena
Ndipo tsopano zonsezi ziyenera kumizidwa m'galimoto. Makina ochepa okongola a @at, momwe mitengo yonseyi siyikwanira. Kapena mumvetsetse ngati iye amasunthira chala chake kuti akuthandizeni.
Msonkhano Wakufa
Mwadzidzidzi imapezeka kuti chikwamacho ndi ma cogs chikusowa. Ndipo akufunika kubwerera ku Ikea. Kapenanso kusintha, koma pamakhala mwayi kuti bedi likuwonongeka nthawi yodalirika kwambiri. Kukhumudwa, kudana ndi kunyansidwa pa nthawi iyi kumakhala kokwera kwambiri, ndipo ngakhale lingaliro lomwe mukupanga chinthu chofunikira kwambiri muubwenzi wanu - bedi silisunga.
Malangizo opanda tanthauzo
Mwakutero, pali anthu ambiri anyamata omwe ali ndi chilengedwe chopangidwa ndi achibale, omwe malangizo safunikira kwambiri: Amayang'ana mwatsatanetsatane, akunena kuti eya - ndipo kama wakonzeka kuyesayesa kwachangu. Koma kwenikweni, palibe malangizo mu bokosi la iyyoni. Pali zithunzi ndi zokulira zomwe munthu aliyense amamvetsetsa mwanjira Yake. Mwachitsanzo, ngati, yesani kutolera pabedi limodzi, ndiye panthaka ya dercryption ya ma hierogyphs pakhoza kukhala mikangano. Ndipo ngati tikambirana kuti pali zitsulo za zitsulo ndi mipiringidzo yozungulira maphwando otsutsana panthawiyi, ayenera kusamala kwambiri.
Kupambana! Chilichonse chinatha!
Khadi la ngongole limakonzekeretsa, bedi limasonkhanitsidwa, sikwawa m'bokosimo, makatani omwe amapachikidwa. Moyo wanu sudzakhalanso womwewo, koma mudachita komanso ngakhale kukukumbukiranso. Osachepera mpaka mtunda wotsatira ku Ikea. Zimangophunzira phunziroli la seweroli: Ngati ndi kotheka, pewani kugawana - kenako mudzakhala mosangalala kuyambira kale.