Kodi bamboyo akudya chiyani? Mamilioni azaka zambiri sitinakhale ndi china chake osati chokoleti chimenecho cha chokoleticho ndi zigawo - kunalibe mbewu, kunalibe mkaka wamkazi (kupatula mkaka wamkazi wa ana). Nyama, mizu, mbewu (osati kupera chachisoni - ndi mbewu), zipatso, zipatso, nsomba ndi nsomba.
Ndipo zonsezi zitha kukhala zatsopano, ndipo zikhoza kumangiriza. Fweese. Wagwa. Kutaya. Munthu wanjala yemwe wakhudzidwa ndi chipatsocho, kugwada ndi mikango ya Tshau Zhare mbibra kapena kudalidwa pamaso pa nyanja, kapena kupitiriza kufa ndi njala. Tili ndi inu - mbadwa za iwo omwe achita kusankha koyenera kamodzi. Mbadwa zotsalazo sizinachoke.
Ndipo imodzi mwazosankhazo zidakhala kuti zofunikira za chakudya, zomwe ana ayenera kutsatira - zinali zowawa kwambiri kuposa zomwe tikufuna zachikulire. Thupi la mwana limakhala pachiwopsezo cholondola, kuphatikiza mwana wakhanda nthawi zonse amadalira aliyense, komanso mkaka wa amayi (ndipo ngati sakanatha - anali ndi mwayi wokhala kholo lathu). Ndipo ana adasankhidwa.
Ndi chiyani? Sindikudziwa chakudya ichi. Idyani chakudyacho m'maso mwanga kuyambira mwezi umodzi. Mukakhala amoyo, ndiyesetsa. Chifukwa chake, yesani ... Kusuta !!!! Chipatso chosavuta - chipatso chowola. Ayi ayi. Ndipo ndi chiyani chimenecho? Chopindika cha minofu? Fir. Ndi vest? Fulu !!! Nanga bwanji ngati ili pang'ono? Ayi, ayi, popanda ine. Bowa? Pepani, thupi la Ana limatengedwa bwino kwambiri ndi agologolo wamba. Chifukwa chake bowa sakhala wopanda kanthu. Ndimakonda kusonkhanitsa, ndi choncho - ayi.
Kang'ono kakang'ono, nthawi iliyonse mwana wake amene adamtsogoleranso mofananamo, adapulumuka (ndi wina pafupi naye - ayi) Idayamba. Sitifunikira kuphunzitsa ana ang'ono kuti asankhidwa. Zimapangitsa kuti zikhale zachilengedwe. Zolakwika sizinganyenge. Ndipo zinthu izi nthawi zambiri zimayambitsidwa ndi kumverera kwa mwana kuti banja lathu limafuna kufa kwake?
Ichi ndi chakudya chokhala ndi zidutswa zofewa kwambiri.
Cashiery Cashier ndiyabwinobwino chifukwa agalu achichepere sanasamalidwe ndi chakudya chamkati. Ndipo kusasinthasintha kwa kabichi yophika kotero, pepani, ndikufuula "Ndazungulirira !!!" Ndipo - kudabwitsidwa - nthawi zambiri kumapangitsa mbale ya borscht mu blender - zimatanthawuza kukopa zaka ziwirizo kudya borsch. Mumatulutsa msuzi wokayikitsa. Zikuwonekeratu ngati agogo ndi kukondera adakwaniritsa kale kuti kasitomala akuyamba kulira mwanjira imodzi ya borscht, ndiye kuti sudzapulumutsa - koma simungathe kubweretsa. Ngati mumalemekeza kukayikira mwanayo kuti azikhala ofewa komanso oterera - broccoli youma m'matumba mu uvuni, kupatsa popanda bowa, koma kuponyera babucho kwathunthu, komanso owiritsa kuti asindikize ndikuponyera kunja - mutha kuchotsa microcles ambiri.
Imakhala pachimake komanso chopaka chakudya.
Zocheperako thupi, zocheperako poizoni ndizofunikira kuti mumve bwino. Mbalame, kuphatikizapo zokhala ndi zopatsa, zimatha kudwala komanso ngakhale kufa ndi nthangala za katsabola. Ndipo tinawayika mu Sauri Cauldon ndi matamando. Ndipo chokhumudwitsa pang'ono ndi maofesi athu, adyo kapena ku Europe "a Drufxes" - kwa mwana, amachitikanso kuposa zovomerezeka, zonunkhira za Thai. Pali kuyaka koopsa, inde. Ndipo kwa ife, chakudya sichingamveke ngati chopindika kwambiri konse - lingalirani, mosiyana pang'ono ndi kukoma kuchokera pa mpunga wosavuta wowiritsa! - ndipo mwanayo amenya nkhondo ndipo adzakhala ndi njala. Osati chifukwa ndizoyipa komanso maloto omwe amabweretsa ma cent yoyera, koma wakuthyorera.
Zomwe zingachitike. Timaphika Preseno, ndikuyika masusungu awiri kapena atatu patebulo mu milu. Kwa omwe mumamukonda, amawonjezera. Tsiku lina mudzapeza china chake chomwe chimapanga chidutswa mu soya msuzi wa soya.
Ichi ndi chakudya chomwe chili ndi maluwa osachilendo.
Gulu lililonse laumunthu limakhala ndi ma virus ake. Ku Chukotka, awa ndi zolengedwa zina, ku Africa kapena zamagwa kwambiri - zosiyana kwathunthu. Asayansi amadziwika ndi iwo mophweka momwe tingasiyanitsere lobe lokhalitsa kuchokera ku galu wokwera. Microbes imakhala mwa munthu mkati, koma osati kokha. Nthawi zambiri izi nthawi zambiri zimakhala ndi tizilombo tomwe timakhala mu chakudya chamdziko lino. Kandunako timapangitsa nsomba mu kiranberi, penapake pakati pa miyala iwiri ya Mais, kwinakwake miyala yopanda maso, komanso kabichi ndi kabichi ndi kabichi yomwe ili pamwambapa. Wina Kefir, winawake Macyoni, winawake Kimchi. Ndipo pamiyala ikuluikulu, pomwe anthu amakula nyamazo - izi ndi yisiti. Inde, anzathu ndi yisiti.
Flora, yemwe amakhala wochezeka ndi anthuwa, mwana amalandira kuchokera kwa amayi ake - kuyambira kumpsompsona, kutaya chala chake, kutafuna kagawoka yekha. Nthawi zambiri pofika chaka, mwana yemwe ali m'matumbo akukhala mabakiteriya odziwika bwino omwe amadziwa zomwe angachite ndi chakudya chomwe chavomerezedwa mdera lino. Ndipo musadziwe chochita popanda kuvomerezedwa. Chifukwa chake, ana a Amwenye kapena Eskimos anali kudya nsomba zosalala popanda mavuto, koma iwo adamva njala yopingasa ku mkaka wa ng'ombe. Ndipo ngati mwana wa kufuna kwa chikhumi adagwera m'deralo, pomwe anthu amadyanso chakudya china kummawa. Ndipo sizinali zopambana nthawi zonse.
Chifukwa chake ana amakhudzana ndi zakudya zatsopano zopatsa mphamvu kwambiri kuposa zatsopano zokha. Chipatso chatsopanochi kuyesa, mwana wathanzi labwino amatenga tsiku limodzi mpaka zisanu ndi ziwiri; Shrimp, pafupifupi, amadziwika kuti ndi okwanira misonkhano isanu ndi itatu, koma mtundu wina bridal ungakhale "fu" kwa zaka zambiri.
Palibe chowopsa, sichoncho. Ngati mukufunikira kale kusuntha (mudachoka kuti mukhale ku New Zealand), ndiye njira yotetezeka kwambiri ndikuyika chakudya chambiri patebulopo pang'ono. Nthawi zonse. Mosakhazikika, microodos, ana, amapitabe. Makamaka ngati pali mwayi wokokera mu mbale za amayi. Ndipo katatu kuyesedwa - sikulinso koopsa. Koma ndikofunikira kuti musakakamize. Ndipo kenako kusanza kwa kusanza kumangophatikizana ndi, mwina, kwa moyo. Msungwana wina m'gulu la olemba adakonda kwambiri nthochi zambiri. Pakadali pano (ndipo analibe ndi Brezhnev) abambo amabwera ndi ma kilogalamu 20 kuchokera ku Moscow. Monga kale - malalanje. Ma kilogalamu 10, monga nthawi zonse, ogawidwa, enawo adatsala kwa mwana, kenako nkudzabwa - kudabwitsidwa! - kuti nthochi sizoyenera malalanje m'njira yosungirako. Ndipo mtsikanayo adalemba zonse ma kilogalamu 10.
Ngakhale kumbukirani zowopsa. Ndipo ayi, sichimadya nthochi kuyambira pamenepo kuli kale zaka makumi atatu. Ana amagula, ndipo iye samatenga mkamwa mwake. Wodwala.
