Zoo, tau qaug cawv. Zoo, nws tshwm sim ... tshwm sim nrog txhua tus neeg, thiab tsis yog li tsis tshua muaj, raws li peb feem ntau sim ua kom tau. Tam sim no qhov tseem ceeb tsis yog ua ib yam dab tsi zoo li thaum sawv ntxov koj yuav khuv xim. Thiab txawm tus ntiv tes tsis kov lub tsib feem ntau cunning thiab feem ntau treacherous tej yam uas yog cia li tos koj thaum koj pib dag.
Lub xov tooj
Tus yeeb ncuab naj npawb ib yog koj lub vev xaib. Ua ntej koj tsuas txhuam daim ntawv tiv toj thiab, ntawm chav kawm, tsis txhob npaj hu rau leej twg lossis sms-nws. Yeej tsis! Tsuas yog borgingly pickles tsis muaj rooj plaub ... ces koj xav tias koj tuaj yeem ua txuj, zoo li yog kuv tsis ncaj ncees lawm. Thiab kuv yuav thov kom nws (thiab nws, nws thiab li qhov nws) yog ib tug zaj zoo li "Lucy, Kuv tu siab, los." Thiab thaum nws (thiab nws, nws, thiab nws) tsis teb, koj nkag mus rau npau taws heev heev thiab twb vam meej: "Oh, kuv zoo li yuav yuam kev, zoo, yog tias koj teb - yuav ua li cas yog koj ua?" Dua tsis quav ntsej? Tab sis koj twb tau pib dua, thawj lub raj mis dhau lawm. Nws yog lub sijhawm qhib rau txuas ntxiv thiab pib sau rau nws "tag nrho qhov tseeb." Koj txoj kev zoo siab, yog tias koj bandwidth yog me me thiab yuav tsis tawm ntawm lub raj mis thib ob. Vim tias tom qab tus thib peb uas koj yuav txiav txim siab hu nws. Thiab zoo, yog tias nws tsis teb. Vim tias yog tias koj teb, ces koj yuav noj koj tus kheej rau qhov kev hu no rau qhov kev hu no. Los sis ib xyoos, yog tias tus xov tooj yuav tsa nws "urodina" thiab yuav muab rau nws, Kuv yuav tau hnov nws tias koj tuaj yeem hnov: "Yav tas los koj. Nws tig saib ib puag ncig. "
Daim iav
Thaum koj haus me ntsis, daim iav tsuas yog flattered. Thiab thaum twb qaug lawm, nws yog dag rau koj. Koj mam li nco dheev xav txog Mega-ua, yuag, Taped thiab incredibly tau ntxim hlub. Koj kos koj tus kheej daim di ncauj caws pliav, nqa cov xib xub hluav taws kub thiab koj tab tom nrhiav rau ib tug fotik lossis xov tooj kom nyem puas-lwm tus selfie. Tsis txhob, zib ntab! Tsuas yog tsis tuaj rau daim iav, vim tias txoj kev koj pom koj tus kheej, thiab txoj kev uas koj nyiam heev - ntau yam sib txawv. Heev. Koj yuav paub txog nws thaum sawv ntxov, saib cov duab. Ntseeg tias nws, squeezed, fenced fucked nrog ib tug vwm zoo, smeared los ntawm mem pleev di ncauj thiab tawm hws ntxoov ntxoo, uas yuav tau ntsib koj nyob rau hauv daim nplaub tshev nrog rau cov duab, yuav tsis ntxiv cov ntsiab lus rau koj tus kheej. Yog li ntawd, ib zaug thiab zam txim rau txwv koj tus kheej kom saib daim iav tom qab thawj lub raj mis qhuav. Tom qab qhov thib ob - nrawm nrawm dhau los, txo qis qhov muag mus rau hauv av. Sib npaug koj yuav.
Khoos phis tawj txuas nrog lub network
Koj nkag siab txhua yam koj tus kheej, yog? Koj yuav tau yoo los sau qee cov ntawv sau tsis ncaj ncees nrog cov ntsiab lus erotic-philosophot. Thiab nws yuav twv yuav raug hu xav hais ib qho tseeb tshwj xeeb, thiab qhov qhia tau yooj yim tshaj yuav yog, qhov tseeb tsis yog. Zoo, yog, yog tias koj tsis tau mloog peb thiab plam lub pob ntseg ntawm nqe 2, koj yeej yuav tau muab tso rau hauv lub network "txaus siab" ntawm Bikini, ib feem los ntawm Bikini, tsis muaj Bikini). Thaum sawv ntxov koj yuav khiav tag nrho cov no tau ntxuav, tab sis tsuas yog - lig! Koj yog twb nyob rau hauv huab cua, cov duab nyob rau hauv lub cache, thiab nyob rau hauv lub "Lub tsev kawm ntawv ntawm freaks" nyob rau hauv koj yees duab shoot tsib txhiab comments, cov uas tsis yog ib tug tib censored. Peb muaj hmoo yog tias kuv niam tsis muaj sijhawm mus rau koj nplooj ntawv xav kom zoo thaum sawv ntxov. Thiab txiv. Thiab kws ua zaub mov. Thiab yav tas los. Thiab UroDna ... tsuas yog rau qee qhov laj thawj ntawm cov hnub ntawd yeej tsis siv leej twg. Kev cai lij choj ntawm Murphy, Nyob zoo.
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Tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi tshaj plaws kev yuav khoom ntawm qaug cawv. Alas, tag nrho nroog infrastructure yog sharpened rau qaug dej qaug cawv menyuam ntxhais uas twb tau hu tag nrho cov yav tas los, ua tag nrho cov tau duab, uas muab tso rau lawv nyob rau hauv kev tes hauj lwm, crumbled nrog cov phooj ywg thiab tam sim no xav tias tseem ua li no. Ntawm no, lawv tuaj hla daim npav rho nyiaj! Ntxiv tseem muaj ib tug me ntsis Vintsy, ib lub tsheb tavxij, cov nyob ze kav khw center thiab cunning Sellers uas yuav tsis hais dab tsi: "Hluas nkauj, thawj pw tsaug zog, thiab tag kis koj tuaj rau qhov no tsov txaij overalls nyob rau hauv taum mog." Tsis. Lawv yuav tos ib tug xuas nrig ntaus xim ntawm Fuchsia thiab bootfortes ntawm cruste pos oilcloths rau tsov txaij jumpsuit. Thiab ces xav hmoov zoo, luag nyob rau tom qab thiab lwm lub lim tiam yuav nco ntsoov ib tug qaug dej qaug cawv ruam, uas yuav ib nrab ntawm cov sau los ntawm lub cuaj caum yim xyoo. Thiab txawm hais tias koj nco ntsoov qhov chaw uas kuv yuav ib tug "tsov txaij", koj yuav tsis tau mus rau kis nws rov qab. Vim kev txaj muag!
Sab qaum teb Biryulevo
Nws yog South Butovo, nws yog tib lub lyricertsy, nws yog selmash, nws tseem yuav peeing. Qhov chaw nyob qhov twg txhua tus ntxhais qaug cawv yuav mus rau kev lom zem, thaum nws twb dhau los ntawm txhua tus so ntawm cov theem, thiab tseem yog vim nws nyob thiab ua raws nws ob txhais ceg. Vim li cas Biryulyo, uas muaj Biryulyo hauv qhov no, thiab dab tsi xws li txuj ci tseem ceeb no tseem tos rau nws - tus ntxhais tsis paub. Tab sis nws ... ntau precisely, nws zoo li rau koj hais tias yog koj tau muaj hnub no, nws yuav tshwm sim muaj! Txoj cai! Tsawg! Zoo heev! Yuav tsum ua! Raws li ib tug tub huabtais ntawm Cinderella, tsuas yog txias dua. Feem ntau, zoo, yog tias ntawm qhov nkag mus rau Biryulyo, koj yuav tso me ntsis thiab cog lus tias yuav tig lub tsheb tavxij rov qab. Vim hais tias Biryulyo (nws yog Buttovo, nws kuj yog ib tug hlyhabi) feem ntau xaus mmm .... yog li ntawd. Ntawm qhov zoo tshaj plaws, thaum sawv ntxov koj yuav tau waging hauv lwm tus txaj ib sab ntawm ib qho kev tsis txaus ntseeg thiab koj yuav nco qab yog tias muaj qee yam lossis koj tsuas yog txiav hauv nws lub tsheb. Ntawm qhov phem tshaj - koj paub ... feem ntau, koj tsis tas yuav turwie! Nws yog zoo dua rau muab tso rau lub bikini, sawv ntsug nyob rau hauv daim iav, muab ib tug smartphone thiab ib lub computer nrog Wi-nkaus. Dab tsi! Yog tias tsuas yog tsis yog Biryulyo.