Qhov tseeb, "muaj zog ib nrab" ntawm noob neej yog ntau ntau canricious, picky thiab ntau dua ib nrab ntawm ib nrab. Txawm hais tias yog qhov tseeb uas lawv xav txog lwm yam. Tab sis peb paub qhov tseeb nrog koj. Thiab peb kuj paub tias nws yooj yim los tua cov nqe lus dua li muab ib tus neeg hlub uas nws yuav tau sau tseg. Voj voog ntawm ntuj raug txim, tos kom ib tug zoo donatel, yog paub nrog peb txhua tus.
Lub vojvoog 1 - "twv kuv tus kheej"
Leej twg yws txog hais tias cov poj niam no tsis tuaj yeem nkag siab? Leej twg tshaj tawm tias lub qab zib ib qho tsis tau hais ncaj, tab sis tsis tshwm sim hauv cov lus qhia vague? Hahaha - peb zaug. Tus txiv neej nruab nrab ntawm lub siab zoo ib nrab ntawm lub Kaum Ob Hlis yog ntsiag to raws li partisans nyob rau hauv kev nug. Koj mus rau lub voj voog ntev nrog cov voj voog, thiab tom qab ntawd koj nug nyob rau hauv hauv pliaj: "Thiab koj xav tau dab tsi rau lub xyoo tshiab, kuv txoj kev zoo siab", thiab kev zoo siab thiab kev zoo siab yog nyob ntsiag to. Ua rau tus neeg tshwj xeeb zoo li cov cocked misniel, thiab ntsiag to. Thiab koj paub txig zoo li cas txhais tau tias ntsiag to. Nws txhais tau tias "tiag tiag koj tsis tuaj yeem twv kuv tus kheej"? Kuv tsis tuaj yeem, kuv txoj kev zoo siab. Vim tias kuv tsis xav tau, thiab tsis kashpirsky. Thiab txawm tsis hais tias lub pos antopus Paul, tus Tswv zam txim.
Lub vojvoog 2 - "Kuv tsis xav tau dab tsi"
Ntawm no nws nco qab ntxim hlub (dheev !!! Peb zaug ntxiv hahaha. Txoj cai zoo li no: hahaha, hahaha, "nws tsis tau dab tsi," hahaha. Sim muab nws "tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi xav tau," thiab tau txais ib lub dag zog thiab lub qhov muag, uas tsis muab tus dev. Sunge, nws yuav yog tag nrho cov hnub so tshiab xyoo tshiab thiab rau rau rau lub hlis tom qab lawv, kom koj thaum kawg pom qhov tob ntawm koj lub caij nplooj zeeg, tus neeg phem. Yog li ntawd, tam sim ntawd tom qab "Kuv tsis xav tau dab tsi," koj xyu bitchly, coj koj txhais taw hauv koj txhais tes thiab pib koj tus kheej txaus siab quest "Nrhiav qee yam, Kuv tsis paub dab tsi."
Lub voj voog 3 - "rab chais, barstie lossis khi"
Qhov kev lag luam khoom plig tau rhuav tshem ntawm tus phauj, thiab ntawm Unusek tau tseeb kom muaj txiaj ntsig. Cov txheej txheem ntawm "txiv neej" khoom plig yog tu siab, raws li cov mimosa zaub xam lav lav rau Lub Ib Hlis 1. Raze, cologne, khi, tsufflinks ... (nws yuav ua rau lawv, nws yuav yog tus neeg pluag?). Thiab hnoos. Kushne, lub ntuj raug txim ntawm nws ... Ua noj muaj ib qho ntxim hlub heev uas, yog tias xav tau, nws muaj peev xwm qhwv Tutankhamon ib zaug li 15 uake. Thiab feem ntau, puas muaj ib tus neeg mobile hnoos, tsuas yog cov txiv neej dawb npog los ntawm chaw nres tsheb yees duab? Nyob rau hauv dav dav, mus rau ntuj raug txim thiab tawv! Peb tab tom nrhiav ib yam dab tsi tshwj xeeb, txoj cai thiab tseem ceeb rau nws.
Vajvoog 4. - "Tool"
Dab tsi yuav yog qhov khoom plig zoo tshaj plaws tshaj li lub cuab yeej zoo? Barguzinsky Sable, kom ua siab ncaj, tab sis, Alas, koj tsis muaj kev xaiv, menyuam. Yog li ntawd, koj tau rub tawm hauv obi, rau qhov "rau kev kho" lub chaw haujlwm. Ib qho twg muaj, nyob rau thaj tsam ntawm shurtors, koj paub tias lub abyss dub tig mus ncig ntawm koj xub ntiag. Zoo, pom los ntawm lub laum koj, muab tso rau, paub qhov txawv. Tab sis yuav ua li cas xaiv ntawm Makita thiab Bosha, Yuav ua li cas thiaj paub tias yuav tsum muaj lub zog hrenovina ua dab tsi? Thiab feem ntau, dab tsi ntawm no herrovina - qhov twg ua rau nws? Ah, qhov no yog txoj kev ncaim mus ... Nws yog dab tsi ... nws yog qhov tsim nyog, tab sis li cas lub tho zoo li! Ntawm no koj tau saib ib puag ncig ntawm kev cia siab ntawm kev pab cov muag khoom, thiab qhov kev xav ntawm apocalypse npog koj kom puv. Nws yog lub sijhawm los ua ib lub suab nkauj uas yog cov txiv neej uas khib thiab cov txiv neej ntxhov. Qhov no xav xav txog ib tug txiv neej nyob rau hauv lub chaw haujlwm hauv qab, uas nws xaiv panties rau nws tus hlub. Nws tau ntsib cov ntxhiab tsw, khov txoj kev zoo nkauj nrog cov ntsej muag luag ntxhi. Lawv tau sib tw, qhia ntau yam qauv (qee zaum ntawm lawv tus kheej), kev sib tawb. Guria - ntshiab guria. Alas, Guri cov twj paj nruag tsis tau xa tawm. Cov rooj txee rau cov ntsia hlau - qhov chaw nyob ntawm cov khoom siv ceev hauv cov khoom siv nrog cov khoom sib xyaw nrog cov tshuaj tiv thaiv, saib seb txhua yam uas tsis yog ntsia hlau. Tiv tauj nrog cov hais mav hauv cov tsho khuam ib txwm xaus tib yam. Los ntawm tus ntsuj plig tau hnov lawv "EEE" thiab "daaa", koj nyob rau qee qhov thib ob txiav txim siab coj kev txiav txim! Xijpeem, tab sis txiv kab ntxwv. Txiv kab ntxwv xws li cov xim xim heev. Nrog txiv kab ntxwv, koj khiav ntawm tus neeg luj khoom, tom qab ntawd tsev, ces koj yog kev hlub cov khoom "chainsaw" (lossis dab tsi?) Nyob rau hauv ib tug deluncy ntawv thiab tos rau kev lom zem ntawm koj tus hlub. Thiab, damn nws, es tsis txhob ris kev ris txiaj, koj tau txais lossis "tus me nyuam" lossis indulgent "zoo, dab tsi rau tus poj niam"?
Lub vojvoog 5 - "Nyiam xav tau lub gadget"
Yog tias nws xav tau ib ntsiav tshuaj lossis smartphone, nws tseem taug kev. Txawm hais tias, nco ntsoov tias lub smartphone uas nws xav tau - tsis yog tus uas zoo li koj zoo nkauj thiab zoo zoo. Feem ntau cov yuav, hauv nws txoj kev npau suav muaj qee cov khib nyiab hauv kev khib nyiab hauv kev ua haujlwm dub, nrog ntau lab tus neeg ua haujlwm ruam. Thiab tus zoo nkauj kim hom gadget hauv cov dawb, uas koj (rau ib feeb) siv crap, yuav yog "Babskaya tsis muaj cov thoob khib nyiab". Txhua yam. Nws muaj mob. Koj puas tu siab. Nyiaj yog siv. Lub hnub so tau mus qhov poob siab!
Khij 6 - "Tshwj Xeeb Tshwj Xeeb"
Txhua yam yog qhov tsis zoo yog tias qhov nyiam yog nws thiab txhua xyoo no kuv npau suav ntawm iidishtere 6790-khbkubrbrbrbraRBRA988 ib yam dab tsi. Qhov tseeb tiag uas koj yog, raws li kev hlub tshua muaj kev hlub, nyob qhov twg txaus siab rau koj cov tshis zoo nkauj hais koj los ntawm koj cov hniav. Tom qab peb teev ntawm kev tsim txom, koj thaum kawg tau txais lub thawv hlua, daig nrog lub xov hlau thiab, nias rau lub plawv, kev cia siab ntawm txoj kev uas nws tsis yog lub nplhaib nyob hauv ib qho chaw hauv qab. Koj ntim rau hauv ntawv ci, tos rau lub kraist. Thiab nws hloov hauv nws lub ntsej muag thiab hais lus: "Zoo, Kuv xav tau 6790 - Khbku, thiab qhov no yog 6790-khbkya. Yuav ua li cas yuav koj tsis pom qhov txawv? " Thiab koj nkag siab - qhov no yog, damn, fiasco! Tag nrho cov, nws niam, tsis ua hauj lwm. Tsis tsuas yog koj tau muab nws ua tsis yog, tam sim no nws tseem paub tseeb tias koj yog ib tug ua tiav cov yaj, uas tsis muaj peev xwm paub qhov txawv ntawm ib lub thawv txho los ntawm lwm tus. Rrrrrrrrrrr.
Vajvoog 7 - "Ris tsho"
Qhov tseeb, cov tub hluas nyiam kev kub ntxhov. Nyob zoo hom teb txias. Lawv ua txuj hais tias saum toj no nws thiab lawv tau zoo rau cov khau thiab tulup, tab sis tus ntxim hlub qws heev Italian tsho yuav zoo rau tus txiv neej zoo siab. Dua - nyiaj yuav muab siv nrog kev pab. Yog li koj xav tias, thiab koj yuav nws tshaj plaws fashing casleMerohere cov ris tsho ntawm tus nyiam tshaj plaws nyob rau hauv lub hiav txwv ntawm mint xim. Feem ntau, koj tuaj yeem npaj rau qhov qhia ntawm lub ntsej muag "thiab qhov twg yog kuv qhov khoom plig tiag tiag"?, Nrog rau qhov tseeb tias lub tsho no yuav sov koj hauv lub tebchaws. Thiab tag nrho vim hais "ib co zoo ntawm cov poj niam cev nqaij daim tawv yog ib yam nkaus thiab hais txog poj niam," nws yog scary "thiab" kuv hlub Tulup ".
Vajvoog 8 - "Hobby"
Kev zoo siab, kev zoo siab, kev zoo siab! Tus neeg hlub muaj kev nyiam ua, thiab nws yuav tsum tau khiav mus rau Labaz tshwj xeeb, nws tsis muaj dab tsi los xij, thiab ua kom zoo rau nws lub neej. Qhov no yog qhov phem tshaj plaws ntaus tawm ntawm kev ua tau! Vim hais tias tag nrho cov Hutsul plaids, neeb bubnes, super-dub, kav txiab, golf clubs thiab cov tis ntawm lub ntuj kab, firstly scary txoj kev, ob muag nyob rau hauv cov cunning qhov chaw nyob rau hauv Kulchiki, thiab nyob rau hauv peb - ib puas feem pua tsis tau hais tias. Thiab tseem ceeb tshaj, nws yuav tu siab nws limitless. Vim tias koj nyuam qhuav tawg mus rau hauv tus Vaj Ntsuj Plig Dawb Huv, muaj kev pom zoo nkauj, uas tsis muaj kev hwm tus txiv neej rau nws tus kheej. Feem ntau, koj yuav muaj hmoo yog tias nws tsis tawg thiab yuav tsis qhib cov leeg rau celery txiab txiab.
Vajvoog 9 - "Cawv"
Tsis ntev no los yog tom qab koj yuav tuaj koom Chav Haujlwm Meskas haus cawv. Tom qab tag nrho, lub raj mis ntawm scotch lossis armagnaca tsis tuaj yeem tab sis thov tus txiv neej tiag tiag, uas koj nyiam yog yeej. Thiab ntawm no yog ob txoj kev xaiv. Txawm nws to taub cawv, uas txhais tau tias txhua yam koj xaiv, yuav "tsis yog." Txawm li cas los nws tsis nkag siab hauv cawv, thiab koj cov armagnac yuav hais tsis meej dilute ib cola lossis mus kom lawv "muag hauv qab cov pluab tsho". Yog lawm, thiab tom qab ntawd yuav saib koj nrog tus saib cov miv tuag thiab nug "dab tsi yog txhua yam? Kuv khoom plig nyob qhov twg? "
Kev cawm dim
Sab sab, tshawb, Ntxub Xyoo Tshiab thiab cov txiv neej koj, thaum kawg, yuav ib qho nyoob hoom qav taub. Vim tias Helau-yog koj txoj kev cawm seej. Thiab tsis muaj ib yam uas koj muab nws qhov tsawg kawg nkaus peb zaug. Qhov kev zoo nkauj ntawm lub helicoles yog tias lawv tawg tsib teev tom qab kev pab dawb. Tab sis ntau npaum li tsib teev, nyiam nyiam yuav zoo siab. Yog lawm. Koj ntxub cov nyoob hoom qav taub nrog txhua tus ntsuj plig, vim tias qhov no tsawg kawg yog ob lub ntsej muag tawg, ua rau peb caug leej uas tau ua neej nyob rau peb caug, thiab tus cwj pwm zoo li tus menyuam yug menyuam. Tab sis ntawm qhov tod tes, peb hlub lawv rau nws.
