Thiab pics paub, paub! Peb yog tus ntxim nyiam koj tus kheej, dab tsi ruam. Nyob rau hauv lub siab ntawm kev ntshai heev, dab tsi ruam. Qee zaum. Yog li tam sim no koj tsis tas yuav rhuav koj lub taub hau rau koj tus kheej npub - peb twb pom tias qhov teeb meem dab tsi.
Oh, Kuv tsis tau kov dab tsi, nws tus kheej!
Poj niam thiab cov txheej txheem yog tsis sib xws, txhua tus paub paub. Nws tseem yog qhov tsis paub meej, txawm li cas los xij, vim li cas, vim li cas, ua chav ua noj, ziab thiab tshuab ntxhua khaub ncaws ua haujlwm ntawm ironing shoelaces hauv peb txhais tes yeej tsis yog capricious. Ntshe tam sim no tau tawg. Tab sis ntawm no yog khoos phis tawj thiab tsheb - tsaus nti tsaus nti. Nws yog ib qho tsis yooj yim sua kom coj thiab xyuas seb muaj dab tsi. Firstly, vim tias tsis tas yuav nce cov entropy, ua txhaum lub sij hawm thiab mus ib txhis qhov kev txiav txim ntawm kev txiav txim: cov tub tau tso cov txheej txheem thiab xav tias Knights. Thib ob, nws muaj txoj sia nyob. Zoo, lub tsheb yog raws nraim, yog. Nws yog kev ntshai kom nce kev ua yeeb yam mus rau hauv nws lub siab tawv.
Tswv yim .... Thiab kuv pom nws?!
Creeporic cretinism - peb txhua tus. Thiab Navigators - kev phem. Vim tias thaum koj qhib lub xov tooj smartphone, daim npav tsis tig mus, damn! Yog li wandering nyob rau peb pines. Yog tias cov kws tshawb fawb hnyav, tau lees paub - kev nkag mus rau lub taub hau (tib lub taub hau) yog tsim nyob rau hauv menyuam yaus. Thiab yog tias koj nyiam kos cov ntxhais huab tais thiab siv sijhawm nyob hauv gazebo nrog roj hmab, ces alas. Thiab yog tias kuv tau caum cov liaj teb hauv "Cossacks-tub sab", thiab sau cov nyom thiab cov neeg tsim qauv, tom qab ntawd koj tsis muaj lub cretcoic cetinism. Ntawd yog, nws tsis yog txhua. Peb tsuas yog khoov daim npav nyeem. Nws yooj yim dua kom nco ntsoov tias nyob ntawm no lub tsev teev ntuj Ntsuab sawv - ib qho zoo nkauj.
Thiab lub koob meej ntawm lub zog tsis yog ib tug txiv neej txhua!
Amazing, tab sis qhov tseeb: tus piv txwv kub, lub reddiplomsa thiab feem ntau tus ntse tuaj yeem qhib lub qhov ncauj thiab dai ib yam dab tsi blatant. Nug yuav ua li cas ua neeg ruam? Yooj yim heev. Qhov no yog sab nraum qab ntawm lub tswv yim hu ua "multitasking". Peb tuaj yeem ua ntau yam tib lub sijhawm thiab xav txog txhua yam ib zaug. Tab sis yog tias cov haujlwm dhau los ua ntau dhau, lub autopilot snatch los ntawm kev ntws ntawm cov ntaub ntawv dab tsi yuav muaj sijhawm. Thiab muab, los ntawm txoj kev, zoo ib yam. Yog li peb yuav pov tsis tseem ceeb thaum peb tsis txaus siab tham txhua yam, peb muaj lub neej sab hauv lub neej tam sim no, yog.
Evry Knight hauv Maay Dressiims ...
Noog tu siab. Thiab miv. Thiab uas poob dej, uas Oscar tsis muab. Zoo, tsis ua li cas, nws tseem yog qee zaum koj tuaj yeem piav qhia, tab sis vim li cas, vim li cas thiaj li ua yog tias koj nyiam hlaws dai tawg? Zoo, lub ntsiab lus yog tua ntau heev? Pics nws tau hais: Ntawm no kuv yuav muaj qee yam nyob rau hauv qhov chaw, xws li qhov chaw yog - koj yuav zoo li. Thaum twg peb tsawg kawg muaj qee yam raws nraim? Cov cua daj cua dub hlob hauv qab. Lub cuaj tsob ntoo yog cia cia.
Cov pej xeem, nws tau hu kuv cov!
Nws yog kiag li tsis txaus ntseeg yog vim li cas tus pawg neeg Olympic tseem tsis tau pom txog kev ua si nawv ntawm cov txiv neej ua si nawv olympic tsis tau "thiab zoo, kwv yees li cas nws tau ua txhaum." Nov yog qhov kev sib ntaus sib tua rau cov khoom plig yuav yog, eh? Hloov chaw, peb raug hu ua ruam thaum peb yog cov lus nug "Dab tsi tshwm sim?" Peb teb "yeej tsis-mus!" thiab pov rau hauv cov lus nug kev tso quav. Npub? Ntuj. Tab sis txawm tias cov nphoo loj yog piav qhia txog dab tsi tshwm sim. Vim tias koj tuaj yeem zom rau ib thiab ib nrab teev vim li cas koj tsis tas yuav qhia peb "UHI kuv piglets", thiab tom qab ntawd hnov "achoakova?" Cov quav yog ntau txhim khu kev qha.
Mus sab laug - nees yuav plam ..
Thawj qhov kev ntshai kawg ntawm peb thaum yau. Leej twg, dab tsi yog dab nrog lub hlwb mob, dab tsi ntawm cov neeg vwm, hom kev npau taws zoo li cas txog lub pob zeb ntawm kev tshuam? Qhov no yog ib co ntshai heev. Nws yog tsis yooj yim sua kom tsuas yog coj thiab txiav txim siab, nws tsis muaj hnub nyoog. Peb yuav tsum xav txog ib nrab ib teev. Thiab qhov no yog tias cov lus nug yooj yim, xws li "lub ris ntev yuav liab lossis hauv lub paj?". Yog tias lo lus nug yog qhov nyuaj me ntsis, koj yuav tsum xav peb hnub. Lossis tsib. Dab tsi npub tshaj plaws li. Thiab qhov tseeb, nws yog kev tsom ntsoov rau cov txheej txheem, thiab tsis yog txog qhov tshwm sim. Qhov tshwm sim yuav tos tias nws yuav ua tiav.
