Txhua tus poj niam npau suav hais tias tus txiv neej qhia nws cov lus nws xav hnov. Thiab nws hais li cas? Tau kawg tsis. Nws hais tias "Yep". Universal Yep, teb rau txhua cov lus nug. "Koj puas hlub kuv?" - "Yep". "Thiab rau qhov koj hlub kuv?" - "Yep". Tua lawv rau nws, tab sis thov txim. Txawm li cas los xij, pics paub yuav ua li cas pauj kua zaub ntsuab.
Peb pheej hmoo lub neej, tab sis tseem nthuav tawm cov kab lus cherished feem ntau uas lawv npau suav hnov. Nyeem thiab yeej tsis hais lawv. Zoo, kom txog thaum nws tsis thab.Qhia rau kuv dua, raws li koj nrog ib tug yuam ...
Nws tsis muaj teeb meem hais tias lawv tau tshuaj xyuas muaj nrog Kolyan. Hauv qib tsib hijacked docking portbarrow. Drew Lo Lus ntawm peb tus tsiaj ntawv ntawm phab ntsa ntawm Mausoleum, thiab tom qab ntawd zais ntawm cov neeg tiv thaiv loj ntawm kev txiav txim. Lawv tau ua si hauv Hussar thiab haus dej Vodka thoob. Yeej tsis mloog. Nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb uas nws tau hais rau koj txog nws li 500 zaug, thiab qhov no tsuas yog xyoo tas los. Thiab xav qhia ntxiv. Ntau ntau zaug ntxiv. Tsuas yog nug!Kuv zoo siab heev thaum koj qaug cawv
Thiab yog tias tsis muaj vodka xwb, tab sis kuj haus luam yeeb yog, nws feem ntau yog cov muaj zog aphrodisiac ntiaj teb nyob hauv lub ntiaj teb. Thaum nws tawm lwm lub sijhawm, saib nws: nws yog qhov txawv heev yog li txawv txawv rau tsis muaj dab tsi vim tias qhov zoo tsis tsom ntsoov. Nws tseem tos rau qee yam koj hais ib yam dab tsi. Haha.Kuv yuav mus taug kev nrog tus dev, thiab koj tseem
Thiab, los ntawm txoj kev, lub tswv yim ntawm tau txais tus dev yog koj li. Thiab koj txawm taug kev nrog nws thawj plaub hnub. Kom txog thaum kuv ua si tawm. Tam sim no tus dev thaum sawv ntxov tsis txawm tias sim saib rau hauv koj sab, vim nws paub tias nws tsis muaj qab hau. Ntse dev. Ib qho kev sib raug zoo uas tseem tos rau kab lus no los ntawm koj.Kuv xav tias koj haus cawv
Qee yam koj yuav tsum hais tawm tam sim no thaum nws qhib lwm lub raj mis thiab tsis tau rub nws lub taub hau mus rau hauv lub xwb pwg. Vim tias tam sim no nws yuav tuaj txog. Yog li nws npau suav tias nws yuav tuaj txog. Tab sis tsis yog cov lus qhia ntawm chav ua si, thiab cov Fairy zoo din-din. SUCKS rau nws ntawm lub xub pwg thiab ntxhi qhov no yog qhov tshaj plaws. Cov tub loj, thiab hauv Tales tseem ntseeg.Cov menyuam mos yog cov boring heev, Kuv yuav ua si nrog nws kuv tus kheej
Nws tau to taub tias txhua txoj haujlwm boring koj noj koj tus kheej, thiab nws yuav tau txais kev lom zem nkaus xwb. Tsib xyoos tom qab. Tsis muaj, zoo dua tom qab xya. Txog lub sijhawm no koj yuav tsuas yog qhia tus menyuam yaus ua si mortal kombat thiab huv wobble. Thiab lawv yuav lom zem heev ua ke. Kev Zoo Nkauj G!Cov tuam tsev ntxiv, thiab nws yuav ua pa tawm
Lub ntsiab kom zoo ntawm tus poj niam yog dab tsi? Yog lawm, thrift. Ib tug deev zoo tsis ploj, ib tug poj niam zoo kawg nkaus dab tsi.Leej twg xav tau cov paj no?
Tsis muaj, zoo, nyob rau lub hnub yug thiab yim ntawm Lub Peb Hlis yog dawb huv. Tom qab ntawd cov paj tsuas yog xav tau - yog li tsis txhob xav txog yam khoom plig los yuav. Thiab lwm hnub lawv tsis tas yuav muaj leej twg. Ntxiv mus, rau cov nyiaj vwm ntawd.Tus txiv neej raug tsim rau kev ua tsov ua rog. Yuav ua li cas zoo kawg uas tso tsheb hlau luam tuaj nrog
Thiab lwm yam kev sib tw online. Nws nug li cas, txhawm rau ua kom nws lub hom phiaj zoo? Thiab koj tseem siv koj tus kheej. Npaj ib yam dab tsi, ua cov lus qhia nrog menyuam yaus. Zoo, nyob rau hauv luv luv, tsis zaum ntawm lub qhov rais, tos koj tus hlub los ntawm kev tua. Hnav kev lag luam. Qhia? Peb kuj yog funny, yog.Tsis txhob kov lub tshuab nqus tsev!
Raws li zoo li lub thoob khib nyiab thiab rab riam rau kev tu cov qos yaj ywm. Qhov no yog txhua tus txiv neej ua haujlwm. Tus txiv neej muaj lub laum, uas nws tsis tau chwv tau peb xyoos, vim tias nws tseem tsis tau txiav txim siab qhov twg los ua kom lub txee rau dai. Hauv lub sijhawm nws txiav txim siab - nws npau suav uas koj txwv tsis pub nws ua lwm yam. Cuam tshuam, damn!Dab tsi yog lwm yam yorkshire terrier? Cia peb yuav husky! Thiab phom!
Nws tsis muaj teeb meem uas koj muaj ib chav tsev ib chav tsev, nyob rau hauv lub tsev ib lub platform rau cov dev taug kev 5 mus rau tus tsiaj tua tsiaj, thiab nws tsis muaj kev tua tsiaj, thiab nws tsis muaj kev tua tsiaj, thiab nws tsis muaj kev tua tsiaj, thiab nws tsis muaj kev tua tsiaj, thiab nws tsis muaj kab tua tsiaj, thiab nws tsis muaj kab tua tsiaj, thiab nws tsis muaj kev tua tsiaj, thiab nws tsis ntshai tua tsiaj ntau dua freddie kruger. Negregate, walsaw! Cov menyuam yaus npau suav yuav tsum tau ua. Qhov ntawd yog - koj yuav tsum kos nws cov menyuam txoj kev npau suav. Nws xav tau nws tus kheej tiag tiag, tab sis tub nkeeg heev.Ntawm chav kawm, nqa txhua qhov kev ntes. Kuv nyiam ntxuav rotanov
Thiab tom qab ntawd pos huab lawv tus miv thiab saib xyuas cov tsiaj ntawm geiger. Zoo, yog, Kuv tau ntes hauv lub nroog muaj zog, uas lawv tsis paub dab tsi. Tab sis nws yog ib tug minider! Nws yuav tsum tau txais txiaj ntsig. Yuav tsum tau txhawb.Peb muaj sijhawm ntev ib xyoos. Dab tsi txog tus hluas nraug?
Cov kab lus no tsuas yog cov dej nyob rau ntawm tus hero lub qhov txhab raug mob. Vim tias nws ntshai heev ntawm cov lus nug "Nyob zoo, koj nco ntsoov txog hnub no hnub no?!" Thiab ntawm no koj yog, thawj zaug, nco koj. Thib ob - koj hais kom ua kev zoo siab rau hnub tim uas nws xav tau. Zoo, hauv nws txoj kev npau suav koj nco thiab muab, tau kawg.Wb yuav koj Harley!
Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog muaj feem cuam tshuam nyob rau hauv qhov kev tshwm sim uas koj npaj kom muaj cov menyuam thiab cov nyiaj rov qab los ntawm tsev neeg lub tsheb. Zoo, tias lub rooj zaum yog yooj yim rushed, thiab tsis tsuas yog cov hlua khi tuaj yeem nyob hauv pob tw los ntawm Auchan, thiab, tseem ceeb tshaj plaws, cov ntaub ntawv kev nyab xeeb los ntawm lub tshuab luam ntawv. Leej twg xav tau tag nrho, eh? Ntawm no Harley yog qhov tsim nyog kiag li rau nws. Yog li tsis ntau heev los tsa cov kev ywj pheej ploj.Tsis txhob sim luag qab kuv hauv chav ua si! Mus thaum nyob rau hauv lub khiav ceev
Zoo, lossis cia lub carousel caij. Hauv cov khw muag khoom niaj hnub, muaj cov cav tov thiab lwm yam ntxim nyiam. Tsis yog rau menyuam yaus, qhov tseeb. Rau cov txiv neej sab nrauv yuav khoom.Kuv dhuav. Tej zaum peb yuav pom football?
Koj yuav tsum kawm peb cov lus ntxiv. Ntawm no yog: "Los rau hauv, Los!", "Nws ua haujlwm dabtsi, yog dab tsi tsim !!" Thiab "Monkey tus tub Donkey!". Sai li nws woven "koj pom? Tsis yog, koj pom nws?! ", Ntsuas qhov teeb meem ntawm daim teb thiab xaiv cov kab lus uas haum. Kuv tsis xav tau? Eh. Thiab nws ua npau suav txog nws.Saib dab tsi boobs!
Tsis yog koj li, muaj teeb meem ntshiab. Koj tau pom koj lub sijhawm lab. Thiab tam sim no nws yeej xav tau ib qho indulgence kom pom cov boobs ntxiv. Naive!Thiab yog dab tsi txawv rau kuv, koj khwv tau ntau npaum li cas?
Cov kab lus, tom qab uas koj tuaj yeem coj nws sov. Tab sis koj, ntawm chav kawm, tsis txhob qhia nws, vim tias nws tsis tuaj yeem dag yog li brazenly, nrhiav tus txiv neej hauv lub qhov muag. Tab sis nws vam. Nws tseem vam tias yog lawm.Tus niam no hu, tsis txhob nqa xov tooj
Vim tias leej niam, muaj teeb meem ntshiab, tsis hu ib yam li ntawd, tab sis tsuas yog nrog kev xav tsis zoo. Piv txwv li, nws yuav tsum tau coj mus rau lub tsev me plaub caug tsib lub thawv yub. Zoo, feem ntau, tsis muaj txiv neej txhais tes ntawm lub tsev me. Caij nplooj ntoos hlav tshwj xeeb tshaj yog. Kab lus no, los ntawm txoj kev, tuaj yeem hais tiag. Txawm tias tua tus kheej bombers muaj txoj cai xav tau lub siab xav. Cia nws kuj zoo siab. Thaum kawg. Niam tseem yuav hu rov qab.Kuv twb tau hloov cov roj hauv lub tsheb, tsis txhob txhawj xeeb
Txawm hais tias nws shakes tshaj nws nqos, zoo li golum dua lub nplhaib, nws tseem xav kom koj ua nws. Nyob rau hauv qhov kev tshwm sim uas koj tsis ua haujlwm, tab sis, piv txwv li, tam sim no ntawm chaw zov menyuam. Kuv tsis ua dab tsi txhua hnub! Nyob hauv tsev yog zaum! Puas kam thiab hloov cov roj, muaj cov xwm txheej li tsib feeb.Tseem, Michelangelo yog txias raphael
Tsis yog, nws tsis yog hais txog cov kws ua yeeb yam, nws yog hais txog vaub kib. Zoo, nws yog koj twb to taub. Thiab koj paub dab tsi? Qhia nws. Cia nws hnov tsawg kawg ib cov lus uas ua npau suav ntawm. Cia nws zoo siab. Koj yuav tsis raug nqi dab tsi. Yog lawm, peb paub tias Donatello yog steeper, vim tias ntse. Peb pom zoo nrog koj. Tab sis vim li cas cov tub hluas nyiam mike. Cia nws xav tias koj pom zoo nrog nws. Tej zaum nws yuav yooj yim dua rau nws tsis nco qab txog hnub tsis txaus ntseeg uas thaum koj hais rau nws tias koj tau hlub nrog Schröder.