Tsis muaj tus ntxhais zoo li no uas yuav tsis nco qab los ntawm tsev kawm ntawv: "Ivanov koj rau ib tus neeg npua? Yog li nws nyiam koj! " Peb nyob rau hauv pics.ru Lub luag haujlwm tshaj tawm: Qhov no yog kev ua phem rau kev ua phem, thiab tsis muaj zais kev khuv xim. Thiab ntawm kev ua phem nws yog qhov tsim nyog los teb kom txaus. Nrig rau hauv lub qhov ntswg!
Rugs rau ib tug pigtail
Tus Tswv, nyob rau hauv lub vaj ntawm lub xyoo pua nees nkaum, zoo, thaum twg lawv yuav tuaj nrog ib yam dab tsi ntau tshaj? Cia tsawg kawg nkaus kev lees paub hauv kev hlub hauv Whatsapp xa lossis muaj cov duab ntawm cov ntsiab lus qias neeg. Thiab, los ntawm txoj kev, nws yog qhov mob zoo nkauj thaum koj ntaus koj cov plaub hau. Yog li cov lus teb yog ib qho - kev nplua hauv lub taub hau!
Siv koj tej yam tsis muaj mov
Qee qhov tsis to taub dab tsi tus kheej ciam teb yog, tab sis kuj coj raws li yog tias lawv tau yug los hauv cov liaj teb sau npe tom qab V.I. Lenin, qhov twg txhua yam yog dav dav rau txhua tus. Thiab, los ntawm txoj kev, tus kws yees duab hais tias rau lawv tus kheej hauv pab pawg nws yog qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws kom tswj nws tus kheej lub kaum sab xis ntawm qhov chaw, suav nrog cov khoom siv ntiag tug. Shin Nkawm Khau!
Rub koj rau khiab mis
Cov teeb meem nyuaj ntawm lub siab tawv lus: los ntawm cov khaub ncaws kom rub tawm sab nraum qab ntawm lub khiab mis muaj, qhov twg lub fastener, thiab cia mus sai sai. Ua ntej, nws yog tsawg kawg tsis kaj siab. Thib ob, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog cov tub hluas ntxov kawg nyiam kom ncaj lub peev xwm los unbutton lub chaw tso zis ntawm ib sab laug. Lossis txoj cai.
Vim qee qhov, cov kws qhia ntawv pom tias nws txaus siab li pavianov cov kev ua si hauv Marge Petrovna yog tias tib tus fizruk nrog nws. Tsawg kawg yog npuaj rau npuaj. Thiab peb yog dab tsi phem dua? Chaw, Tes!
Sadies Tiab
Qhov no yog heev rub tawm ntawm ib txwm fucking harrasment. Ib zaug ntxiv, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog qhov ntxov tshaj plaws muab cov taw yog li ntawd koj txoj kev poob qis, thiab daim tiab kuj yuav siv sijhawm thiab lub siab phem. Chav tsev no yuav tsis dhau nrog peb. Tsis tsuas yog poob - nws mob, yog li koj tseem xav tias tsis zoo li neeg ruam, lub puab tsaig yog ci ntsa iab. Ntawm no rau qhov kev ua kom ua kom tiav no yog lub nrig hauv lub qhov ntswg. Maiden's hwm - ib qho tseem ceeb!
Ua Si Koj Lub Hnab Ncaws Pob
Qhov kev xav ntawm lub zog tsis muaj zog, uas koj xav tias, piav qhia hauv cov lus nyuaj. Nyob rau tib lub sijhawm, Kuv xav quaj, rau ntawm cov leeg, rau kuv niam, tua tus da dej nrog liab qab txhais tes thiab hlawv. Thiab tseem txaus ntshai, lawv tsis kam mus rau ntu ntawm tes-rau-tes sib ntaus nyob rau hauv kev ua menyuam yaus, tsis yog koj yuav tau qhia nws tam sim no qhov twg crayfish yog lub caij ntuj no! Yog lawm, qhov no tsuas yog ib yam, tab sis damn nws, nws yog koj tshaj plaws! Thiab, yog tias nws yog pupitive, qhov no yog kev ua phem tshaj plaws. Los ntawm kev hloov pauv ntawm cov pob khaus - varn!
Npaj yuav tsum sau ntawv
Nws cia li rho tawm ib phau ntawv sau, tsis muab nws rau qhov kawg ntawm zaj lus qhia, muab cov blots muaj lossis nkag mus rau cov lus muaj koob npe ntawm peb tus tsiaj ntawv. Cia peb pib nrog qhov tseeb tias koj yuav tsum tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi muab ib qho dab tsi ruam, suav nrog muab los sau tawm. Tsis nkag siab? Phau ntawv qhia txog lub hauv pliaj!
Spits koj chewable ntawv
Mezzy Kev Lom Zem! Cov kab mob lipts no tsis zoo txav mus deb ntawm cov khaub ncaws thiab tau sib txuas los ntawm cov plaub hau. Cov kws qhia ntawv vim qee qhov laj thawj tsis pom kev tsis txaus siab txog qhov no ua tej yam tsim nyog tau. Thiab, raws li xyaum qhia, cov menyuam yaus zoo nkauj sai fond ntawm kev tsis ncaj ncees, yog tias lawv xav tias kev tsis ntseeg los ntawm cov laus thiab tsis tau txais kev tsis tau txais kev raug mob los ntawm tus neeg raug mob. Yog li Bay muaj zog!
Qhia tsis muaj dab tsi rau koj
Rau kev hais lus phem hauv ib tus neeg laus hauv ntiaj teb, los ntawm txoj kev, koj tuaj yeem tau txais lub tsev loj cuj tiag tiag, nco txog tus neeg ua txhaum no. Tsis txhob siv rau. Tshooj 128 ntawm tus lej ua txhaum cai ntawm Lavxias Federation, thiab tsis yog Hukhry Mukhra. Hauv lub sijhawm, nws los txog rau nws - RRZRAZ! - Thiab npuaj yuav tsis ua mob!
Qhov txhiaj txhais
Lub ntuj raug txim tshaj plaws, vim nws tau txiav txim siab mus los ntawm qhov kev txiav txim siab no. Thiab ntawm cov khaub ncaws thiab nyob sab tom qab ces tus dab dub thiab dub dots los ntawm tus kov nyob twj ywm. Nqa lub hnab ntawm cov khaub ncaws puas los ntxuav - ib nrab ntawm txoj kev, koj kuj tuaj yeem ci ob peb ob peb nce. Kom dismantling.
Pehawm ntawm koj lub rooj
Xaiv kuv lub luj tshib, sib kis scraps daim ntawv, raws li yog ib qho kev tsis to taub hu ua phau ntawv, thiab koj paub koj tus kheej rau nees nkaum square centimeters. Yog tias koj tsiv nws los ntawm kev sib tham, nws tsis tawm mus, mus rau kev ua rog: kom tso koj tus ntiv tes rau sab, yuav tsum ua rau koj tus kheej lub xub pwg thiab - qhov kawg! - Ib khub ntawm phau ntawv sau rau ntawm jigs. Paub peb!