Dab tsi nrog koj, koj txoj kev sib raug zoo thiab kev sib tw tuag?

Adrian Izh yog hais txog rau peb nrog txoj kev xav ntawm tuag nas. Nco ntsoov cov demotivator: "EEE ... vim li cas kuv thiaj xav tau ib tus neeg tuag? Kuv tabtom flirting! " Tib yam.

Nws yog txhua yam txog dab tsi - nws tuaj yeem yooj yim piav qhia qee qhov thesis uas kuv xav tau ib qho tseem ceeb. Thaum peb los ze rau tib neeg - nws tsis muaj teeb meem, kev sib tw, kev sib tawb lossis kev tsim tsev neeg - koj tuaj yeem mus ob txoj hauv kev.

Thawj txoj kev yog los nthuav cov neeg tuaj saib. Nws yog nws thiab yog lub ntsiab ntawm kev cob qhia ntawm femininity. Koj haum rau hauv lub rooj sib tham - koj saib thiab koj coj cwj pwm ntawm ib txoj kev (lossis koj luag lub tsheb pob txha thiab koj co lub tsheb uas ntsiag to thiab yuav lub tsheb zoo nkauj), thiab - theoretically - koj nce cov database ntawm cov neeg Koj tuaj yeem nyiam, txo qhov tshwm sim uas tsis kam. Thiab txo koj qhov kev tsis sib xws - tab sis ntawm no koj tsis tuaj yeem ua dab tsi.

Tab sis muaj teeb meem ntawm tus poj niam tuag: Ntau tus poj niam thiab txiv neej tsis tuaj yeem haum rau hauv kev sib cav tsis muaj kev puas tsuaj rau lawv tus kheej lossis tsis tuaj yeem ua rau lawv tus kheej lossis tsis tuaj yeem ua rau lawv tus kheej lossis tsis tuaj yeem ua txhua yam.

Rau ib tug neeg - piv txwv, rau kuv, - painfully thiab unpleasly ua piv txwv uas koj yog ib co txiv neej yuav cub thiab qhuas ib tug txiv neej, txawm hais tias nws nqa tsis tseem ceeb. Txhua yam uas muab rau kev kawm nruab nrab ntawm ib tug poj niam uas kuv tsis tuaj yeem ua, vim tias nws tau hais tawm kuv cov hom phiaj, qhov tseem ceeb thiab koj txoj kev koj tus kheej. Thiab kuv cov hom phiaj, qhov tseem ceeb thiab daim duab ntawm peb tus kheej rau kuv yog qhov tseem ceeb tshaj qhov xav tau sib yuav lossis muaj kev sib raug zoo.

Thiab qhov no txhais tau tias kuv muaj ib tus neeg tuag. Thiab kuv yuav flirt nrog nws: uas yog, nrog kev pab ntawm kev sib tham, kev tshawb fawb rau lwm tus neeg, thiab nws yog rau kuv. Tom qab nyeem cov kab no, lub facebook yuav muaj tseeb hais tias: "Tab sis kuv ib txwm tau txais kev paub!". Koj tuaj yeem ua tau. Koj tuaj yeem sau thiab nyeem, koj tuaj yeem muaj kev nkag siab zoo ntawm irony, thiab koj tuaj yeem ua rau tus poj niam rau qhov tseeb tias nws yog tus neeg txias los yog nthuav qhia. Lossis paub yuav ua li cas kom Kushudama. Thiab 95% ntawm cov neeg to taub irony, thiab kuv cov lus tso dag yuav raug pom tias yog kab laum, tab sis raws li kev tsim txom. Thiab kuv muaj ib qho kev xaiv - tsis kam tso kev tso dag nyob rau hauv kev nyiam ntawm ib tug hluas nraug muaj peev xwm ua tus hluas nraug muaj peev xwm los ntawm 5% ntawm cov neeg nkag siab irony. Thiab qhov no yog precisely lub essence ntawm txoj kev xav ntawm tuag raccas tuag - hauv kev tsis kam ua haujlwm ntawm feem ntau thiab hauv kev tshawb fawb thiab ntxiv dag zog ntawm ob peb kev sib txuas. Qhov haujlwm no nrog cov ntxaij lim dej - thiab lawv tsis yog txoj kev ywj pheej dhau, vim hais tias tom qab ntawd yuav tsis muaj lwm tus. Thiab lawv yuav tsum tsis yog ib yam nkaus.

Kwv yees hais tias, los ntawm lwm qhov chaw thaum sib txuas lus thiab koj xav tau tus uas yuav zoo siab rau nws thiab yuav zoo siab rau nws, lossis vim tias nws tsis tawm tsam tus tuag Racconons.

Thiab qhov no txhais tau tias nqaim ntawm tus naj npawb ntawm cov neeg sib tw muaj peev xwm sib tw thiab lub zeem muag ntawm kev tshawb fawb rau cov txiaj ntsig zoo. Thiab ua kom muaj kev phom sij uas kuv yuav tsis pom muaj leej twg hlo li.

Tab sis, yog tias kuv coj cov qauv kev sib txuas lus thiab kev sib tham thiab kev xaiv kuv qhov kev xaiv, nws tseem yuav pom tias nws tseem mus nrog qhov no lossis sim kom tshem tau nws. Yog li no, lub tswv yim tseem ceeb ntawm txoj kev xav ntawm tuag nas zoov yog raws li hauv qab no: Txais thiab kev hlub ntawm lawv cov neeg tuag ntawm cov tuag thiab paub txog cov uas muaj.

Tshaj tawm los ntawm: Adrian Izh