Nyob zoo, nyiam, tshiab, zoo kawg nkaus zaum, suab, tag nrho cov no yog koj lub ris ntauv txhav. Zoo, yog vim li cas rau ntawm cov nyuj ntawm Malboro lawv tsis tau muab tshuaj ntxuav, thiab koj muaj nruab nrab ntawm cov chaw ua si tuaj yeem hlawv hauv lub hli. Qhov teeb meem no tau paub ntau. Peb!
Qhov no ib txwm tshwm sim dheev. Nag hmo, cov ris luv no tau nyob rau hauv kev txiav txim. Thiab koj hlub lawv! Rau kev tsaws, rau xim ... koj xav tias lawv yog koj li nyob mus ib txhis
Nws tshwm sim, lawv tsis tam sim ntawd. Tus qub qub kws qub tub rog. Zoo li
Qhov zoo li cov duab yog qhov kev npaj txhij txog tshaj plaws. Tab sis nws yog tsis yooj yim sua kom hnav tau ntau. Txawm hais tias koj tuaj tos lawv ntawm kev hnav khaub ncaws nruj (WTF!)
Qhov no, damn, tej zaum yuav tau ntxim hlub. Nyob rau hauv parallel kev muaj tiag
Qee zaum nws zoo li spiderman nws tus kheej cov ntaub npuag no. Thiab kuj hais cov ris ntev yog cov khaub ncaws ruaj ruaj. Lus dag
Lub qhov ntawm ris luv ntawm ob txhais ceg fascinates. Ua ntej ntawm koj tus kheej
Yog tias Jeans ua tib zoo tawg, ces nqaij ntawm koj tus nqi Lyma iki noom noom cookie ntawm ob peb nrhiav sab nraud
Thiab cov txiv neej yog dab tsi? Los ntawm tseem muaj plaub hau maj
His. Thiab yog tias rooj plaub tob nyob rau lub caij ntuj no. Thiab koj muaj woolen tights nyob rau hauv lawv? Rau pluas su nrog cov tsev kawm qib siab koj taug kev "txiab"
Thiab vim li cas cov hnub qub pob zeb tsis nrov nrov lub hnub qub ntawm ob txhais ceg? Ntawm lub hauv caug, ib tus neeg ruam tuaj yeem txias. Tab sis peb tau sim ua ib lub qhov sab hauv
Txawm tias zoo dua nyob rau hauv cov nqe lus ntawm kev qias neeg hauv thaj chaw no saib tsuas yog ris tsho txhav xwb
Hais mav zoo li yuav yog ib qho zuj zus zuj zus
Huab kev ntxeev siab ntawm kev ntxeev siab - yog tias lawv tau rushing raws cov leeg. Cia li, spies! Thiab yog nws. Finite rau comedia
Thiab lub sijhawm no los. Koj Postpone lawv ntawm Vykydon
Thiab lawv hais nyob zoo rau lawv maj mam muab. Lawv tuaj rau txoj sia nyob hauv koj txhais tes!
Ib qho chaw
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