To sai ntawm hnoos, sofas dawb, rustling ncoo thiab lwm 18 dogmares uas caum peb txhua lub hlis.
1. Lawv ua rau hauv chav dej, nyem cov ncej puab, vim koj twb xav tias nws.
2. Muaj ib tus neeg rau lub tes tsho thiab coungirics ntxhi rau koj pob ntseg: "Saib kuv tom qab, txhua yam tseem nyob zoo !!"
3. Yooj yim muab koj lub tsho ntawm lub rooj zaum thiab zaum ntawm nws, cia siab tias tsis muaj leej twg yuav paub tias koj tsuas yog rov ua dua nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv ntawm kev quab yuam kom majeure.
4. Tau hais khov kho mus rau hauv chav dej thiab thov Vajtswv kom lub gasket tsis poob rau ntawm lub tes tsho uas koj zais nws.
5. Cia siab tias tsis muaj ib tus yuav pom tias tus neeg muaj qhov alared tom qab koj sawv ntawm lub rooj zaum dawb.
6. Muab pov nrov (thiab tom qab ntawd txham) nyob rau hauv da dej kom nkaum lub rustle ntim ntim ntawm kev tso. Thiab nws rustles nrog lub ntim ntawm lub rooj sib tua fighter! Rau 100 mev hnov!
7. Ntshai kom khov rau hauv qhov chaw, vim tias tus mob siab phem zoo li yuav tawg ntawm txhua kauj ruam.
8. Thiab nrog txhua yam koj yuav txwv tsis tau tiag tiag Chai. Vim tias leej twg paub txog dab tsi nws tuaj yeem ua rau. Qhov ntawd yog, peb txhua tus nyuam qhuav paub.
9. Liab thiab thov, Hais kom tus ntxhais ntawm chav haujlwm tom ntej, seb nws puas muaj tampon tampon. Thiab nws muab nws hauv qab rooj. Tsis muab thiab tsis muab thiab ua li cas ntawm ob hom tshuaj.
10. Qhia cov kev xav tsis zoo, ntswj qhov txhim kho gasket ntawm cov ntaub hoob nab, vim tias koj muaj nrog koj, ib txwm muaj, tsis muaj. Ua tsaug rau paranae - no gasket tawm los tuab nrog ib lub txaj.
11. Peb tau zaum nqes ceg, vam tias yuav tsum tsis txhob tso tseg. Tab sis kev cia siab yog muaj zog logic.
12. Koj pw nrog cov haib gasket, tab sis tseem thaum sawv ntxov koj sawv hauv daim foos no, zoo li yog ib tus neeg bled txoj cai hauv txaj.
13. Koj puas yuav tawm hws xwb? Los yog nws puas tseem yog qhov phem tshaj plaws tshwm sim thaum kawg? Au Vajtswv, hws lossis qhov phem tshaj?! Hws los yog qhov phem tshaj? !!!
14. Tsuas yog nyob rau hauv rooj plaub, peb sau ob khub panties. Ib nkawm niam txiv ntxiv yuav muab rau koj cov feeb tsis tsim nyog kom koj lub meej mom nyob rau hauv qhov xwm txheej txaus ntshai.
17. Hnav cov tampon me ntsis ntev dua li cov chaw tsim khoom. Toxic Shock Syndrome, blah blah blah, dab tsi txawv, peb yuav tuag, tab sis koj yog tub nkeeg heev los hloov nws.
18. Hnav panties dub nyob rau hauv lub cim ntawm kev quaj ntsuag ntawm txhua lub qe uas tsis muaj txiaj ntsig. Qhov tseeb, tsuas yog vim tias nws tsis tuaj yeem ntxuav dawb. Tsis muaj dab tsi, suav nrog hydrochloric acid.
19. Ib zaug dua koj nyem rau ntawm lub khawm flush, thiab txhua yam tsis ntxuav kom deb.
