Qhov kev ua haujlwm txaus ntshai ntau dua, cov tso dag kev lom zem. Nws tsis yog qhov xav tsis thoob uas sim ua nrog xa cov xa tawm.
Newbies thiab cov laus-timers
Tus xa khoom (Cov tub ntxhais hluas-ntsuab, nrog tus kws qhia): - Board XXX, nqa lub Echelon 60. Tsis muaj cov tshuaj tiv thaiv. - Board XXX, nqa lub Echelon 60. silence. - (tshee) Board XXX, teb tus xa khoom xa tawm. Tus qhia rau ntawm pob ntseg Dispatcher: - Kuv muab ib qho teeb: Tej zaum ib sab ntawm XXX xov tooj cua tsis ua haujlwm? Tus neeg xa khoom: - Board xxx, yog tias koj hnov kuv, nyem ib zaug txeeb chaw ntawm lub xov tooj cua. Yog tias koj tsis hnov kuv, nyem ob zaug! Tus tsav (Nyem): Nyem-Nyem! Tus xa tawm yog cog plaub-qhov sib txawv Cessna dav hlau nyob rau hauv pem hauv ntej ntawm Boeing 737. Cessna Pilot: - Ntauwd, deb npaum li cas rau kuv 737? Tus xa tawm tsis muaj sijhawm los teb li cas tus boeing tus kws sim nce ib cov bass qis qis: - tsuas yog tsis saib ib puag ncig! Tus xa tawm yog sim ua kom ib cheeb tsam Pylon-tub ntxhais kawm, ploj hauv huab cua tom qab lub davhlau ntev. D: Koj qhov chaw muaj npe hu li cas? P: - Thaum kuv sawv qhov thib ob nyob rau hauv tig rau ntawm lub chaw nkaum. Kev tsis muaj tus xa ntawv xa tawm - PTA "12" (lub cav me me ntawm lub cav) nrog lub rooj sib tham tsis zoo, koj muaj Chassis hauv qhov tso tawm! P: - Ua tsaug ntau ntau, Sir! Peb muaj nyob rau hauv txoj haujlwm no txij li xyoo 1986 ...
Nta ntawm National Rights
Frankfurt tshav dav hlau Cov av BOEING 737 "British airlines". Tus Dispatcher txiav txim siab rau kev tso dag: - Cov av muaj kev vam meej, tus thawj tub rog. Tab sis koj tau deviated ib tug me ntsis sab laug los ntawm nruab nrab sawb. Briton tam sim teb: - Yog li ntawd, tus pej thuam! Kuv zaum sab laug sab laug ntawm nruab nrab sawb. Thiab tus tsav thib ob nyob ib me ntsis rau sab xis! Lukan Pilota ntawm Munich tshav dav hlau thov hauv German los ntawm lub sijhawm Dispatcher lub sijhawm. D (lus Askiv): - Yog koj xav hnov cov lus teb, koj yuav tsum nug lus Askiv. P (hauv Lus Askiv): - Kuv yog ib tug German, sim ib lub dav hlau German thiab nyob hauv lub teb chaws Yelemees. Vim li cas kuv thiaj yuav tsum tau hais lus Askiv? Nws nrog cov lus Askiv tsis qhia npe sib raug rau tus neeg tsis qhia npe ntawm lwm lub dav hlau: - vim tias koj poob lub ntiaj teb thib ob! Tus tsav ntawm Italian "cov lej", tawg los ntawm kev cuam tshuam: - Ltalis 1234, Kuv thov kev tso cai los hloov ECELON. - uh ... Genium 1234, nyob Echelon 230. - Tswv Vajtswv, Sir! Peb "ib qho tsis muaj tseeb", a, al, thiab, yog, ib, thiab kuv !! Ob tug neeg tawm tsam British ya nyob ze. Tus tsav ntawm ib tus sib ntaus sib tua yog ib qho kev sim ntawm lwm: - Saib, rau kuv, lub cim inversion ncab rau kuv? - Tsis muaj txoj hau kev. - Yog li, Buddy, koj yog hlawv ...Tshaj lub teb chaws Yelemees. Dispatcher - Dav hlau ntawm cov dav hlau Italian: - Altalia XXX, teb tus xa khoom ntsiag to. - Altalia XXX, teb tus xa khoom ntsiag to. - Altalia XXX? Tus neeg sim tsis qhia npe nrog cov lus teb German: "Lawv zoo li muaj qhov tawm tsam" tshaj Askiv. D: - Cua Fabkis 123, hloov mus rau qhov zaus ntawm cov neeg xa khoom hauv av, thiab hmoov zoo hauv tebchaws Askiv tsis qhia npe ntawm lwm lub dav hlau: - Kuv tsis nkag siab, koj yog loj?! D: - Thiab tom qab ntawd! Kuv yog Irish! Dispatcher - Pilot Asmeskas: - Tso rau 6 txhiab tus taw, atmianpheric siab ntawm tshav dav hlau 1011 manibar. - Koj puas tuaj yeem tsis txhais hauv cov ntiv tes ntawm cov ncej mercury? - Okay, poob rau 72 txhiab tus ntiv tes ntawm Mercury Post, Siab 1011 mg ... Stuttgart Tshav Dav Hlau. D: - Lufthansa 5680, rov pib dua qhov ceev ntawm txog 170 pob. P: - Zoo, ib yam li hauv Frankfurt. Nyob ntawd, ib yam nkaus, ib qho ntawm ob - lossis 210 ... tab sis tsis muaj dab tsi, peb hloov cov neeg hloov tau: - Peb, ib yam nkaus. Txo kev nrawm txog 173 cov nodes ... Tus tsav ntawm Boeing 747 "United Airlines" yog sim tso dag nrog Sydney huab cua Dispatcher, Australia. P: - Zoo thaum sawv ntxov, qhov no yog "United XXX," Peb tau pom koj cov kob thiab pom koj cov kob "Kuv tso cai rau koj ya cov kob ob zaug, ces Koj tuaj yeem mus rau qhov tsaws.
Sib ntaus sib tua ntawm cov plag tsev
Tus Thawj Saib Xyuas Haujlwm (tus poj niam) nyuam qhuav dhau pawg tsav xwm ntawm lub voj voog Dispatcher (txiv neej) kev sib koom tes sib haum xeeb. P: - Peb muaj 12 mais mus rau sab qaum teb sab hnub poob ntawm koj thiab txhua yam huv si, kuv tso cai rau kev tsaws nrog txoj kab ncaj qha 5. P (by inertia tom qab kev sib txuas lus Nrog tus poj niam Dispatcher): - Kev tso cai rau tsaws nrog txoj kab ncaj nraim 5, ua tsaug rau Madame ... D: - Qee yam zoo li ntawd, koj nyuam qhuav hu kuv Madame! Tsaws nrog ib qho ncaj qha, nres qhov poob, tswj qhov siab tam sim no, yog koj thib rau thaj av hauv 20 feeb. Tus poj niam tsav tsheb, hauv ib qho ua pa, tsis muaj teeb meem: - tus pej thuam mus nqa tawm yog npaj txhij! Dispatcher: - Kuv cia siab tias tsis muaj ... tus poj niam Dispatcher-poj niam (nyob rau lub verge ntawm kev tsis txaus siab): - Board Tas, Puas yog koj mus rau? Kuv hais kom koj tig mus rau txoj kev "C", koj muab "D"! Koj tsis cais c los ntawm d? Tus Tswv, koj txhua tus tau sib xyaw kuv hauv pawg! Sawv uas sawv ntsug sawv ntsug thiab tsis txav mus txog thaum kuv qhia koj ua dab tsi! Tom qab txog ib nrab ib teev, Kuv yuav pib muab cov lus qhia rau koj rau qhov kev xaiv paj, thiab kuv xav kom koj mus raws nraim qhov twg kuv hais, thaum kuv qhia thiab kuv hais li cas! Kom meej meej, 2771 ?? Tom qab TIRADER rau saum huab cua, rau pom tseeb, uas yog thawj zaug tau kav, uas qee lub suab tsav: - Qhia rau kuv, Kuv puas tau muaj txij nkawm?
Lub nroog Yeiuxalees nyob ntawd, tab sis tsis muaj lus?
Tus tsav tsheb, qee lub dav hlau, tsim txom kom tos kom nws tig tawm, muab tshem tawm ntawm huab cua: "Kuv twb muaj Huag * noj!" D: - Qhov kawg tshaj tawm, lub npe tam sim peb tus kheej! P: - Kuv tau hais tias Huag * noj, thiab tsis nyem! Hauv tshav dav hlau loaded, tus Dispatcher ib zaug ntxiv qhia rau ob sab uas lawv yuav tsum tos rau kev tso cai tsaws. Qee tus neeg los ntawm Pilots, tsis muaj kev txwv, khiav: "Ntawm no yog quav dev!" Tus xa tawm nruj me ntsis teb: "Sir, siv cov lus qias neeg phem hauv cov channel ntawm XXX. Thov sau peb tus kheej. " Thib ob tom qab, tus tsav thib ob teb tias: "Pawg Board 123, rau kev quav dev, cov xwm txheej tsis zoo." Tom ntej no tau teb sai sai rau lwm tus: "Board 456, cov xwm txheej ntawm Shit yog qhov tsis zoo." Ib qho tom qab lwm tus, txhua tus kws sim tshaj tawm tias lawv cov xwm txheej "shit" tsis zoo. Cov lus nug lus Askiv tom qab kev cia siab ntev tshaj plaws pouring, thaum kawg, ntawm kev coj tawm hle tawm thiab nws pom tias muaj ob tus dev rau nws. P (kev phem): - Ntauwd, * LA, Kuv muaj ob ntawm no e ** Chiya dev muaj cai nyob hauv nruab nrab ntawm sawb. E (tsis yog cov lus Askiv zoo heev): - Sir, paub meej koj cov lus: ob tug dev e ** nyob hauv nruab nrab ntawm sawb?
Ntawm kev ncaj ncees lo lus thiab ib tug tis
Lub rooj tsavxwm, tsaws nrog tshaj li kev pom zoo nrawm, tsis tuaj yeem qeeb thiab yob ntawm txoj hlua ntev ntev. Dispatcher: - Borf yog li, tom kawg ntawm band, ua rau muaj kev nquag tig sab xis. Qhov no, tau kawg, yog tias koj tuaj yeem ua tau. Yog tias koj tsis tuaj yeem, tawm hauv tshav dav hlau mus rau txoj kev, xa mus rau ntawm kev sib tshuam thiab rov qab mus rau lub tshav dav hlau. Nws yog tus tsim nyog Asmeskas Kingair los rhuav tawm ntawm txoj kev khiav, raws li nws lub cav xis nrog cov nplaim taws sib tsoo. Tus Thawj Tub Rog Sawv Cev lees txais txhua qhov kev ntsuas tsim nyog, los txog thaum muaj xwm txheej ceev thiab ntawm kev ntxhov siab, tsis meej microphone. Thaum xub thawj nws hais txog tus pej thuam: - Cov poj niam thiab txiv neej. Txhua yam yog nyob rau hauv cov kev txiav txim zoo meej, peb calmly av nyob rau hauv thiaj li yuav haus ib khob dej tshuaj yej. Tom qab ntawd mus rau cov neeg caij tsheb: - Maidi. Maidi. Maidi. Cav ntawm hluav taws. Yog tias kuv tsis daws qhov yob, peb txhua tus yuav piam sij! Kev tsaws ceev ceev. Hu rau pab neeg xwm txheej ceev! Cov av dav hlau muaj kev ua kom muaj kev nyab xeeb, cov neeg caij siab saib lub qab thiab daj ntseg. D: - Board XXX, nws zoo li tias koj muaj ib qho ntawm lub nra ua ke nrog koj: - A, yuav ua tsaug, tus ntauwd, tus ntauwd, tab sis siv fais fab tuag D: - Okay, Noj tawm lub dav hlau pib. D: - Board XXX, uh ... zoo li nraaj lub zog cog ... Distrxiliaation fais fab nroj tsuag ... Dispatcher: - Qee yam zoo li koj xav tau cov teeb pom kev zoo rau tsaws? Pilot: - EE ... huag zoo, peb yuav ua yam tsis muaj nws. Dispatcher: - Nws yog qhov zoo, txwv tsis pub peb tsis muaj nws ... Dubai. "Palcepanted" pilot of American airbus ntawm lub laij teb: - Ntauwd, hais tias pawg thawj coj, lub cav) pas nrig thiab lub teeb, npaj kom tawg! Nws yog lub luag haujlwm rau tus tsav tom ntej rau ntawm txoj kab rau lub dav hlau ntawm lub dav hlau: - Kuv yeej tsis nyiam qhov no, Buddy, tab sis nws zoo li koj muaj tag nrho tsib tus pas nrig. Koj muaj lub zog tsob ntoo ...
Leej twg kis leej twg
D: - tawm ntawm xws li, hloov mus rau zaus 119.3 Silence D: - Borch xws li ib yam dab tsi 119.3 silence D: - Qee yam zoo li, koj puas hnov kuv? Ntev ntev p: - Borf yog li, tshwm sim? D: - Kuv twb tau hu koj plaub zaug. Hloov mus rau qhov zaus ntawm 119.3 P: - Tsis yog, koj tsuas yog hu peb peb zaug! Joker Joker, nce mus rau thaum tsaus ntuj mus rau lub tshav dav hlau me me: - Ntauwd, kwv yees, leej twg yog kuv? Lub taub hau ntawm kev ua haujlwm ncav nws txhais tes mus rau strip teeb pom kev zoo tswj vaj huam sib luag thiab txiav tag nrho cov cog teeb. - Ua ntej koj twv, peb nyob qhov twg? Lub sij hawm rau tav su, ib pawg ntawm cov dav hlau tos kev tso cai tawm hauv ntiaj teb. Pilot: - Ntauwd, nws yog "qhov tseeb-1234", koj puas muaj xov zoo rau peb? Dispatcher: - Yog lawm. Kuv muaj ib lub hnub yug sai sai ... ib tug pej xeem tsav nkoj tau txais los ntawm Ministry of Defense, tos ib qho chaw ua haujlwm. D: - Board XXX, npe koj lo lus uas koj lo lus uas peb tsis tuaj yeem zais cia. D: - Board xxx, txuas ntxiv mus tos rau koj thib p: - EEE ... thiab ntev tos? D: - Qhov no yog cov ntaub ntawv zais cia ... P: - Ntauwd, ntau npaum li cas lub sijhawm tos kom tshem tawm? D (irritably): - Yog, nws tsis tas yuav tsum tos txhua, hle tawm p: - tshem tawm?! Yog lawm, ntawm no nyob rau pem hauv ntej ntawm kuv cuaj sab! D: - Zoo, thaum kawg tuaj rau ruam, thiab txaus kom coj kuv lub sijhawm! Tus Dispatcher tau zoo siab rau 30 hnub.
Xib fwb Lopsess, txais tos!
Dispatcher: - Ua raws li txoj hlua khi ib lossis peb. Pilot: - Okay, rau peb-ib txoj hlua. Tus Dispatcher: Cov lus teb tsis raug, tab sis qhov no yog lub tswv yim zoo ... Kuv tau hloov kuv lub siab, koj muaj kev sib tshuam ntawm 6 mais, cov lus qhia rau 10 teev. Pilot: - Muab lwm lub tebchaws, kuv muaj ib qho saib xyuas hluav taws xob. Pilot: - Ntauwd, thaum peb hle, peb pom qee tus tsiaj tuag nyob deb kawg. Dispatcher: - Bourge, tos nqa-tawm, koj puas tau hnov? Pilot Tos Noj: - Kuv tau hnov. Peb twb tau qhia rau peb cov kws khomob. Thauj cov tsheb thauj mus los rau tsheb thauj mus los hauv Ireland ntawm cov hom tsawg ntawm Drof (tus noog me me nrog lub rooj zaum me me) yog sawv ntawm cov chaw thau khoom. Ntxiv rau cov kab mob hlwb nrog cov noog ntawm board, SUV kuj tseem xa khoom "av tsaws". Pilot: - Georgia poob thiab av tsaws, tau txais Dispatcher: - EEE ... Kuv nkag siab koj kom raug? Koj tau thauj nrog cov taws teeb "av tsaws" ??? Tus tsav (sim ua txhaum los ntawm kev cuam tshuam muaj zog nyob rau saum huab cua): Psshshsh, Chark, cov tshuaj chavk, npavk, psshshsh, chavk. Dispatcher: - uh ... Kuv tsis hnov koj, khoom nrov. Suab zoo li koj tau nqus dej dai.
