Peb tsis yog thawj zaug rov qab thiab rov qab ua rau cov lus qhia lom zem ntawm Tatyana Razumskaya, dua thiab rov qab ua rau koj paub.
Lub tsib xyoos dhau los ntawm lub neej sov, txog thaum xyoo 1988, Kuv tau ua haujlwm ua tus kws tshawb fawb ntawm cov pab pawg neeg uas muaj hnub qub. Txhua tus, uas tau tshwm sim los ua ib phau ntawv qhia, paub tias cov lus nug txog kev ua haujlwm yog qhov txaus siab thiab tsis paub txog. Tam sim no, tom qab ntau xyoo, nws zoo li rau kuv tias lawv tau nthuav dav tsis yog tsuas yog los ntawm lawv tus kheej cov kev cai ua neeg nco txog ntawm cov neeg Soviet ntawm cov neeg Soviet ntawm cov yim caum.
Cov ntaub ntawv no tau pib nrog ib tug txiv neej nyob hauv lub ces kaum ntawm Hevsky thiab Admiralesky thiab nug:
Yog li muaj phau ntawv sau nrog lub npe "masterpieces ntawm Metranzh"
Nyob rau hauv lub tuam tsev Antique: "Vim li cas cov venpers no ib txwm ua tsis muaj tes?"
Ibid. Ib pab pawg ntawm Central Asia: "Tus ntxhais, zoo li koj tsis txaj muag. Tom qab tag nrho, hauv pawg poj niam thiab menyuam! "
Ibid: "Framffer! Ua ntej, hloov dua siab tshiab, thiab tom qab ntawd qhia! "
Hauv chav noj mov me me. - Thiab koj xav hais tias cov tub rog thiab cov neeg tsav nkoj tau nyob ntawm no - thiab tsis tau noj dab tsi? - Yog lawm. - Thiab kuv yuav coj!
- Qhia tus neeg tuag! (Mummy) - Yuav saib li cas saib ntawm no txhua hom ntawm cov ntawv ancient thaum ub? "- Vim li cas koj tsis pom peb smeeb?" - Qhia rau kuv, thiab tus Vajntxwv tsis thab nws nyob hauv tsev. Taug kev ntau lwm tus? - Tus poj huab tais lub txaj? (Xaiv: "Tsaritsa Chav pw", "Lub txaj txaj" thiab "qhia qhov twg Catherine Wa Groather II nyob nrog ras tshem tawm? - Thiab qhov twg yog cov khoom noj uas Ekaterine II tau pw?
Nyob hauv RUBENS. Polish pab pawg nrog cov neeg txhais lus Soviet. Kev Tawm Tsam: "Thiab qhov no yog Vakh." Tus txhais lus: "Thiab qhov no yog koj cov duab ntawm ib tus neeg sau npe bach" a. Silence reserves. Tom qab ntawd cov lus nug los ntawm pab pawg: "Vim li cas nws nyob hauv daim foos no?! "
Pab pawg ntawm cov keeb kwm 4-5 kev kawm ntawm lub tsev kawm qib siab ntawm almaty. - Koj qhia peb nyob ntawm no txog qhov Yexus raug ntsia saum ntoo khaub lig. Thiab qhia kuv tias vim li cas lawv ntsia saum ntoo khaub lig? - Koj kawm zaj dab neeg li cas, tsis nyeem phau ntawv Txoj Moo Zoo? - Thiab peb tsis dhau nws. Hu qhia peb hauv nutshell. - Hauv nutshell? Rau kev tsis txaus siab.
Ib pab pawg ntawm nruab nrab Asia. Peb mus rau lub caij ntuj no. Haum ib tug txiv neej los ntawm pawg - nyob ntsiag to, hauv pob ntseg: "Maiden! Koj yog tus neeg ua txhaum cai loj ntawm lub ntsej muag, thiab qhia peb cov ntawd yog daim duab! " ("Venus" Bush)
Tom qab lub excursion: - Puas muaj cov lus nug? - Muaj. Thiab txoj kev tawm tsam nyob qhov twg?
Ha Dresden Exhibition. Qauv Veronese "Tus ntxhais tus ntxhais pom tus menyuam mos ab" thiab los ntawm ob peb daim duab - kev sib haum xeeb "Mauxes, saib xyuas cov dej tawm ntawm pob tsuas." Poj Niam (xav tsis thoob li): Yuav ua li cas sai sai!
Hauv Knight txoj kev ua. "Thiab nees zom?"
Ib pab tub ntxhais kawm yau. Amur Falcone, tus kws qhia ntawv txiav tawm cov lus qhia thiab qhia cov hais mav: - Cov menyuam, saib nws zoo li cas? Silence. - Hu li cas! Nov yog Lenin me me!
Tom qab kev tawm tsam, tus poj niam laus tau ya, aggromively. - Qhia rau kuv, Peter tus yawm - Nws tau ua ntau yam rau Russia, thiab vim li cas tsis muaj lub nroog ntawm nws lub npe? Kuv (ua tib zoo): xyoo 1924, PetrroGrad yog hloov npe Leningrad. - Yog lawm, yog lawm, Kuv nug koj, vim li cas? Thiab qhov twg kuv tuaj yeem sau txog qhov no?
Txaj muag heev thiab ntsiag to, tshem kuv tawm ntawm cov pab pawg. - Thiab cov duab twg yog qhov twg nws tau kos ... liab qab Dana? - Koj puas xav "Dana" Rembrandt lossis "Dana" Titian? - Nws yog, Kuv nco qab ... Muaj kev dag ... liab qab, thiab nws coj nws tus menyuam ...
Pawg Leningrad. Kuv thov kom xaiv los ntawm kev xaiv sib txawv rau txoj kev. - Koj pom, peb yog lizertraders, peb nyob ntawm no feem ntau, cov duab thiab duab puab, yog li qhia peb zoo dua li thaj chaw muaj koob hmoov!
- Thiab nyob qhov twg Alexander Macedon lub ntxa? (Alexandra Hvevsky)
Thiab Petus kuv thiab Yexus - yog tus no thiab tib yam?
Txwv kev ncig saib. - Koj tau ua haujlwm ntau npaum li cas ntawm no? Tsib xyoos dhau los yog Rafael dai, tam sim no tuaj - Rafael dua!
- Thiab qhia kuv tias vim li cas thiaj li ua tus me nyuam tub no ib txwm ua nrog tus menyuam tub thiab ib txwm tsis muaj me nyuam ntxhais?
Nyob rau nees nkaum-kem. Kuv piav txog cov ntxim nyiam ntawm architecture. - Vim li cas koj thiaj li tu peb thiab koj yog hais? Peb twb muaj ib tug mustache, Yak bitches!
- Thiab koj daim duab yog qhov twg nyob qhov twg tus hluas nkauj pub mis rau lub mis ntawm tus neeg tua neeg? (Ruben "Otselyely Radans")
Hauv pazyka.- thiab qhov no yog mummy ntawm tus thawj coj yug me nyuam. - (tsis ntseeg) pab pawg neeg? Thiab nws txaj muag yog dab tsi?
- Kuv muaj lus nug tsis nyob rau ntawm kev mus ncig ua si. Kuv xav paub tag nrho kuv lub neej, yog lub npe Petus yog dab tsi? - Romanov. - Yuav ua li cas? Thiab nws ib yam nkaus thiab?!
Ntawm Watch-Peacock: "Thiab thaum twg yog qhov nathich zog ntov?"
Ntawm Madonna benoit. Pab pawg los ntawm Moscow. - Ntawm no koj tau tham txog kev tu siab ntawm tus menyuam no. Dab tsi tshwm sim rau nws? - Thaum nws loj hlob, nws tuag saum ntoo khaublig. - A, tsaug.
- Qhov twg yog qhov zeem muag tua koj tus tub? - Grozny tua tus tub hauv lub trabyakov gallery, hauv Moscow. - (tu siab thiab poob siab) thiab ntau nyob rau txhua qhov chaw?
Tus poj niam tau ntev thiab txaus siab txiav txim siab tus pej thuam ntawm cov liab qab Herakla, raws lub ntsej muag. Poj Niam: "Qhov no yog Peter Kuv, Yog?"
Ukrainian pawg. Nws pw tag nrho cov kev khiav tawm. Dheev, hauv lub tsho tiv no ntawm Taras Bulba, sawv ntawm lub taub hau zoo nkauj hauv nruab nrab ntawm Hall, Blyno: - Los ntawm, qhov no yuav yog a Khob, Yog umi pelmeney!
Los ntawm kev paub hauv Hermitage Pab
- Koj puas muaj ntaub ntawv them? - Nws yog. - Tom qab ntawd, chav dej nyob qhov twg?
- Ua tus tswv ua haujlwm? (Hauv kev nkag siab ntawm seb cov kws nthuav qhia "cov tswv yim ntawm Venetian painting")
Kuv tuaj yeem nrhiav tau ib daim duab uas ntau tus poj niam uas muaj ntau tus poj niam liab qab tau kos?
Koj puas yog cov ntaub ntawv? - Kuv yog cov ntaub ntawv. - Koj muab cov ntaub ntawv tag nrho li cas? Kuv xav ua tiav. - Koj xav paub dab tsi? Kuv yuav ua li cas kuv tuaj yeem tau mus rau lub caij ntuj no palace? - Koj nyob hauv nws. - Thiab cov kiv puag ncig tau nyob ntawm no? - Yog lawm. - Zoo ua tsaug.
- Tus txiv neej no yog pes tsawg? - Thov txim? - Hu, daim pib. - Ib rab phom. - Thiab yog tias peb?
- Ntawm no peb yuav daim pib thiab tsis paub dab tsi saib. - Dab tsi nyiam koj? - Thiab peb tsis txaus siab!
Txiv neej hom lub luag haujlwm ua haujlwm: - Kev ua yeeb yam ntawm Mae qhib? - Hmoov tsis zoo, nag hmo kaw. - Thiab ntawm lub thawv ntawv kuv tau hais tias nws qhib! - Lawv tau yuam kev. - Vim li cas kuv yuav tsum ntseeg koj? - Nws ntseeg. Mus rau lub tsev khaws puav pheej thiab kuaj koj tus kheej. - Nws yog, qhov twg yog synchronism ntawm koj kev ua haujlwm? Koj puas nkag siab kuv? - Kuv nkag siab koj. Dab tsi ntxiv uas koj nyiam koj? - Kuv nyiam qhov tseeb. - Qhov tseeb yuav tsum tau pom saum toj no. - Ntshiab. Tus thawj tswj hwm nyob qhov twg?
- Koj puas muab cov ntawv xa tuaj? - Yog lawm. - Tom qab ntawd qhia rau kuv, yog li kuv yuav ob daim pib mus rau Golden Stayeroom, thiab kuv ib leeg. Kuv yuav ua li cas? - Muag ib daim pib. - Tab sis kuv sawv ib teev nyob rau hauv txoj kab thiab kuv tsis tau thiaj muag ib daim pib rau lwm tus! - Hais nyob rau hauv kab ib tug hluas nkauj zoo nkauj thiab muab daim pib rau nws. Txoj kev zoo kom tau sib ntsib. - Ua tsaug ntau!
- Koj muaj dab tsi txog tsov rog ntawm no? - Kev ua tsov rog? - Hu, txog qee qhov.
- Kuv tuaj yeem mus rau qhov chaw ua yeeb yam "kev ua yeeb yam me me ntawm Finland"? Ntev thiab piav qhia kom meej. - Thiab tsuas muaj ib qho kev ua yeeb yam "kev ua yeeb yam ntawm Finland"? - Yog lawm. - Hawa tsis txaus siab rau kuv!
- Thiab cov tsiaj nyob qhov twg ntawm no?
- Yuav ua li cas mus rau tus tub "nkhaus"? ("Tus tub npau taws" Mikelanello)
Los ntawm lapes excursions
- Ua ntej koj, tus sawv cev Portraits Wang Dequean.
